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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 9 r( g( l- \! q$ P; `5 G h
' d4 b9 {7 w; W1 U* z. F& K! z; F& NTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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) i0 K' Q2 h% L. e$ JWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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& Q/ c* O7 F$ oIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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; P( h3 t; C: L% Q& POn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( X4 n, D$ @3 ]2 ]: x
* U/ z# `. g& V. E/ k5 QMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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