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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , l8 c) k. m& y; J# r' n) Y! G K
& C: g, j" V o0 ]Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. $ k: M* u0 _& ]( p2 g$ e
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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4 y' Q' g3 \% h5 z9 vMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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