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 Wisdom from Grandpa... 7 N6 R% {2 N/ x# m M# c
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 7 |' a0 j( k9 Y/ j, v( ?$ w, I2 p
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & P: M, I2 f* U; U! @6 R5 E0 w
* S# C: M; Z# g( o. [When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * W! G9 h8 p9 m$ n: J* E
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & B- s. ~1 @" X2 r l2 m
; D5 Z( `/ L$ k* aOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 2 q1 ]- U0 m! y
2 ]0 d& h/ P' i; t; AA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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1 V* w' E; N# {( \Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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