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Wisdom from Grandpa... 6 c# L9 d1 b$ t" m" m+ c
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, `4 J. |1 R+ M, DWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. % q, ^$ H$ T. C
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. - F0 Z9 e {& H. d# r
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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3 g; K- G8 c, e6 D! vIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 8 p* Y) h: h* I5 j3 b% |
5 a* Y2 e5 O4 Y- _6 s9 ROn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ' X' m+ j1 U* B! R, ?
" X6 w3 u( j E3 @A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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% u6 q+ w6 D% h/ xMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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