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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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! }' b4 t# Y+ E* A. \Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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- C/ t, S0 @; _5 W3 Y2 S1 nToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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5 g% _, f1 {0 c5 Z( kWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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9 P# s) g) l2 i5 P. K( uIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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- |: P' }' W$ x9 O8 |. [% N/ SOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 }4 p+ F9 o: T) | t5 Y% L
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 1 Y$ N! G" p" I+ x2 a
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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