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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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0 Q" T$ J9 o* t+ f# iWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. * T4 l4 M" h" X) M/ F! J4 N% _
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " x" K: j+ c: K7 U) D5 g5 x8 |
p/ t" K# V/ GWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 0 j" X; S8 |) L0 [: {0 z# U+ ^
2 j; h/ G6 }3 P* x1 vIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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' ~8 s+ }5 m0 X+ m8 c+ U8 b& C$ MOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 V/ P1 {* `( q- T" H5 R- M
. M! @' }" e# b* T2 o( }) JA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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