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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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E/ y' A2 ?0 g" @4 TWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / n, x9 z. s! J
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ) t0 c# M9 i: Y1 Q6 a% m: L
- D' |- G' V9 r4 Z3 t( HOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. % z+ R% e) B1 T" l* t0 \, X
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. : J0 z. K+ v, y4 s6 D" }5 c* f, H
: f9 R' e/ \9 x& I) zMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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