Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
( q/ G$ c4 t5 P/ s( DA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 ~* E0 r% g$ ?! J$ L$ TA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& E7 d3 U  H2 H# P# fA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

; H: \+ P2 k3 A9 n( yQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
& {# q/ x, H' `" n6 Z0 |A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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* J  m1 w6 S. cQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
- ^' T3 j2 ?8 ?: N+ ?9 P) Q, j# NA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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