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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
0 ~9 L; v7 v0 v( W! ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?" E0 f- m+ U2 _7 q
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
{# r! j( W5 r/ w, P( h9 o, ?A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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' h: O( f4 x* E+ a0 S& v3 QQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
( ]' S/ D% T- L* dA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.6 S# v$ ?% J' q* }5 a$ U5 }/ W* q7 b
9 X* G9 t, L$ P* s9 b& CQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
& M$ ?' ~0 p0 J# `( BA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.- [, p2 [" u6 h4 Y& u
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- Y; V: I2 a3 ~! tA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
9 a! p: z1 `8 j1 l( ~7 h& oA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?, ~& k/ `2 L: d7 `) d. ^
A: "I remember these." |
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