Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

- [; I/ Q, ]3 |2 j8 BQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

( u. R7 v" y: d3 WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' z- I1 C% c- J: l, YA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

8 {. i4 M0 T) |  eQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
. B. y% L* @" v- O6 V) LA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

8 I; m3 [4 S) z0 b% iQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: ^4 o6 u' R7 H7 b+ ?  j1 K3 fA: Their foreheads.

7 _3 E, u) x8 cQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
1 o* e2 i, ]5 W- Y/ x( v0 LA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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