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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?8 ~! V) \! M8 _ p7 R) C( g
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.( Y3 U% F1 H J& R
When you are done you will have a place to live.; t5 ]# f5 S1 ]1 v. @8 |8 H- o* s
w: C( A7 _* U5 j* bQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
0 H4 K' q% c2 @; _+ zA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
( `0 y7 y" E; }1 F) WA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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- d5 F k7 g" R- l8 rQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?/ T+ x0 U/ _: C. O4 `' X% W7 H8 b3 v8 h
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 r/ p( l2 A1 z. i' e3 L& z K
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 x2 e( p7 u4 A* z! E6 j
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem./ z! }) z8 \ u# a- ^% e
$ i* k! E; H. v$ V( c C* u* vQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
+ `7 V' i% y6 bA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.# C- d, f! Z7 M& r
* y; D. `% p# g( b0 u7 n9 t1 YQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: U' ~* p3 o# l0 h( f Y' v; N7 [7 x0 B0 aA: Their foreheads.. y: i Z" Z# T6 x1 `- r* j
1 D$ K, s; c& i5 w. [Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?4 a# C" h% v+ m% x$ D/ a5 ?
A: "I remember these." |
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