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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 l" S+ Z& h4 K2 G( P0 Y: g' `
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
+ E: S" d# t/ z0 C" h When you are done you will have a place to live.1 }9 m p& p/ p( N B
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
, i. z* ]3 k( U& V: IA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?1 L7 O8 V( F G ^' {
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?- Y B# ]" M; T* t% ~) M( m! W
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.9 l$ C: @1 X9 P% W7 J
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
4 b1 c8 w" q, D& f# R" rA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?- M7 @2 r4 t% ~) _( f
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 |6 u, K( N% o/ r R& X
* o# o6 I- O; q# o \/ gQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
! W4 H& c& f u- y5 b- EA: Their foreheads.
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6 f g% x, C" R. E$ ZQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
" Q2 w' ?6 w8 l; J3 J5 OA: "I remember these." |
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