Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 S( l- B1 P8 q0 p, I4 y* CA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

, h3 L( m; n! d, _) _3 oQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
0 j: O' P- \2 d' rA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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1 n1 \6 A8 C  o( W+ @* \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
2 r1 J8 a' D  I; TA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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