Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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; h2 q. ]- i2 \2 `1 rQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
6 T/ [* \! O" C7 S3 B# JA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
% R. ^6 }! f2 L! x& [# `8 AA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

0 c" O5 i5 G, FQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) _* k! A) h1 M9 [, E8 |* H9 {A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; \8 j( p5 F# {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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* V3 `( V: c# Y7 |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
8 t9 G* D5 \$ k4 L$ jA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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