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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
5 I. }) D* F" F' K" V) {- F$ aA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
. s/ Q/ r) F* L5 S When you are done you will have a place to live.$ M4 u9 z# X7 `" ?0 b. F8 h
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. ~6 N: L, Z# B6 ]3 CA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 I8 Z+ T ?, Y. i1 M+ f! B; WA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ L, K! s4 ^) oA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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* @. e) {( ?6 G0 U5 Y: ~2 dQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 n y; k( b. A1 E) @' Q9 i
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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1 b: x' Z; q5 i8 ]$ Y, lQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& h$ |# P3 k9 h, TA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 k6 B; T; v1 p4 h4 ?
' r2 i. {: _/ M# s' xQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?$ x" }3 }9 r9 k, z) h: T; x0 @" ]
A: Their foreheads.5 J6 z$ V& k6 {# q& ~
2 z: P) P1 |. H" c7 U9 H# Z' ~1 jQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
3 Y* `# w1 }1 M( t1 aA: "I remember these." |
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