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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
+ ?4 M* N' r# p, C+ A' p' D' @A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 x" m8 C3 }# I* k5 \- a7 HA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
! U" C! Q6 P( s' T3 y2 N+ aA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.( T/ F8 ~ ]9 q! ^* d* m( `( m
: A4 y5 |7 J2 j/ C+ Y5 F: BQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? I9 U4 z) w# M8 y' L
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car./ ^% z. l8 X" I. d! C! ^
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?. ^- s) |9 e& ~/ V8 J! B+ e. Q
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
+ T2 [8 X4 g: k, ^: OA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.+ L% k7 m; _8 f
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?) u9 M3 H( ^9 k" H7 d8 U1 e# h
A: "I remember these." |
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