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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.& S1 k9 ^, V) j8 r! i% t
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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/ f+ L1 h5 g+ N(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. , D4 N" `; Z1 }" t; |
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! $ D) u- m" ?9 X3 o4 o; A
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)+ s) _0 Y6 C2 c7 M) G$ h, I) I
0 ~! n U. p* s2 v3 l(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ' C! Z* p: A. k: s9 g) `
: G7 Z* M; t4 Z% \- p$ c+ R(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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# b w+ M4 V% [% N- e) q5 T2 M(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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