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! ?$ |3 R+ m1 M1 K5 P# `Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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d& W' Q9 P' L2 ^: pAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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7 ]; o; N) z' C5 S1 Q1 \”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”$ q! N$ P* o! X* a
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. J5 w+ a* J7 B3 _' S, xThe scale says: Sorry, no change today* M# z3 b! ^: k5 n+ ~
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