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Bad Relationship
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! Y. j4 o2 w7 i: A3 w$ _Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 7 ?# Q" t8 Q0 Y" m
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”* S, S1 Y) _ w& V
* }) P1 r! A, ~" T0 Y' \And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 s0 D9 }, B& N F- R
( r" g/ R) [' ~# ?5 \; [6 J”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”6 P, e( s7 F+ M: g7 Y: {- V, x: l' D# A6 V
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today4 _) v. R/ j5 x
. B' p6 |3 a d' J' i8 x[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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