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4 R ?' L6 X$ \9 h; i2 GTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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! n( } D& u+ X& qJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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$ ^. g1 R8 x( T2 N" G8 NAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 U$ m, Y# k+ H8 c9 x& f
% h# w( H8 R8 u5 h”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”1 g) C' M. }' {
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today4 l5 j5 F; @; k# z; E% w* Q- [$ ]0 k
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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