Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 A: |% M; c, _, k; S0 n; UMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 F; O5 Y6 E# {% _' GJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* u  r1 E' k' [GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; }+ W+ K! y0 y- ZTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
  b" ?. ~# b7 x1 m0 U( @/ Y- OTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  F4 v3 j- T( S" Q; hDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 K% _, X! q6 P3 p2 I# mTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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. C: V9 E, |0 V' s9 ~8 w6 S8 }  zTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# t9 C3 M! o( ?& D9 I9 C  QGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! [& `- m0 ^# {. G4 u( _3 y9 b5 qTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 D, ^( v9 o# T. R& x1 _MILLIE:          I is..
* e5 U# a# Q& q/ k; T+ UTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 N$ y9 y. o) D4 tLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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( `& ]( ]- q9 K8 e. FTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% |+ {- {% U; K* N; B8 G( [TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  o; A$ n+ i1 }  J) v' V8 J5 o4 DCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 x7 b; k# P: x! j3 @2 @HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)