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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, x* w) v$ W6 |. _# t5 uJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.8 ^: M1 F( z7 x6 I8 ?* J
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7 I$ W) o9 g( @* J3 rTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 }) d" K1 H, v3 `. D# n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( s7 i4 Z' G8 c4 ^/ L/ B
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 `. b& L! v* jGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' e: P1 W0 n, z
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# ^) X) r/ g4 d: B# ~' O$ XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?& l: D$ I/ f" y* q5 K( B7 |$ ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& [% D( d" G( q% o" N, \ G+ ?WINNIE: Me!
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8 ~. s- ^9 n0 U# y" T" k: cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ V1 T' e* i( M% m. L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& Z* w8 ?' |! v/ d6 c; }: F+ Y
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' c, q u2 _& O, g
MILLIE: I is..
+ g8 k- q. l4 M/ S* K; YTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; O% V( W) q7 y! J- b& O* YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* U+ p7 {6 q) p" l# G% @LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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6 t: Z8 W- q' tTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, }- ^6 l% d: z- \SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ w: `9 F- Z% q6 l: ^
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; {3 E q( F! @& |2 CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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( W5 B( }% f q! Z, l! f- j. x( e7 zTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% `; d4 G9 b+ P
HAROLD: A teacher
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