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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
, `4 B0 V ^& R, zMARIA: Here it is.
, B B( c. J6 z' `( u( `TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 O' u& |1 |, j3 u
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 i" r! l" a6 x- j- d" JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! N4 I+ N! n* O( N UTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Y z, h8 e# F4 S1 Z6 L
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. ]/ I- D8 u9 F/ ~5 O5 `TEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 X0 k3 \0 S8 ], @7 {GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% _* D3 j! o i8 G* L" G$ CTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 f! D7 N) z2 M4 R4 q& E; m8 w- B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.. o* p4 ?9 {; k5 j" X; h
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 g( q: @ S4 O/ w& C* _& L1 L XDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 h1 A4 m; |+ f/ xWINNIE: Me!
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$ Z. B' K! {* C, mTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) d$ O5 q; k6 W/ VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( ?/ W$ v, t( G$ r/ g
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. b! d# q7 K" q: X% h/ X
MILLIE: I is..
5 U3 g- h N; _/ F. |TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* a8 k0 p! k2 i/ m3 B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' / T. |# E- u# Q2 i
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: T1 m$ f) O6 |+ k2 iLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' {0 U8 M/ w5 m7 NSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: i0 m' e, I( e+ N0 g/ {
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- m8 R' G2 W# xTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 z! p# X# e7 c" Y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! L6 Q/ s+ c( ~
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 D5 q6 ~- ]) g2 S( z0 a
HAROLD: A teacher - C: v5 P; V3 X
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