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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! i/ L) t5 d" {' z; ^
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Q: } }$ }6 x& S& |: ATEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 d+ k; w2 h( h1 @) K2 l9 o6 f7 B
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L': f5 R( ?7 y4 I- v
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
( u/ s8 K, f, p& lGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?! Z) [1 W% ]6 c
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 u k; b j, d+ |- QTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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% q( M! g4 k, t. X- A8 JTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, t K k& i* z9 F U+ i) v' b+ [GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' ?1 u0 W6 r# _9 n/ x! t' b D
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- d6 \; L' c) |% P- NMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 a% j7 u6 g k% n
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- j/ N' t' Y6 A7 m- XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 S3 W! \! w$ `/ e
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2 z2 [9 d" w, `# m) k% i [TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 d; E3 g" v2 M0 d* B
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog., |" O+ }0 ^5 z
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: {: i6 m) D9 a" ^4 lTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 C; t' O! H8 J9 S+ \8 n7 m3 AHAROLD: A teacher
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