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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# I8 D. g' P+ ^, q B
MARIA: Here it is.% ?: R C2 ~. H4 \6 w! B
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 _- V P- _& d9 @0 AJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 i7 \2 V0 r& Y7 [3 z. z2 [GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') f3 H! a: q. t. h6 C2 g N
TEACHER: No, that's wrong" W5 `; [* [! O5 b7 A& T- d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 Q F* d. z) ?- yTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 t9 L) e" G {% `1 R$ c& t% K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
" U1 L3 o/ t2 ATEACHER: What are you talking about?2 x) y* v a& R' m$ v/ A- u& k
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 e" k. k9 z7 s4 w
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, l% ^: x1 z9 k) h' _
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 S8 A; t! O5 MMILLIE: I is..
) R, f! ^6 K2 y( G& Y4 rTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', m6 O: V# U8 A' ^9 f# ~4 W3 ~
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( V, v' Z3 S3 \, [LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 V, \3 p7 r7 X* j @8 SSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook." G* C8 K$ m, p5 o% O
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?# i$ _& E7 G; y3 K% b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.0 x4 @! M' z4 J6 R" W1 V
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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