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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 m# t7 K: G1 i, i/ KJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', M+ o$ _% [1 i% j0 y; e) K
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& a7 g5 I* ^: h2 w4 M# }
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* ]6 A0 u) g0 a
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 y, T2 [9 h5 S
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
% x8 h$ ]0 E j" w' qTEACHER: What are you talking about?
$ w/ h1 p: R2 i, J" d) v! KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 Y! w! Q5 R) d. qWINNIE: Me!2 {2 `6 z) b; W/ |5 v5 T: s1 L
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( Q5 z. d7 r9 y+ hGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. }9 W# M- L5 V: S! B
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'8 }! D+ `. y' T" k. a+ Q$ p
MILLIE: I is..
" ~& e; u+ I* r# K P' ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 C4 Z" P/ t Z+ R7 H8 u; Z2 d
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' : t, G+ A: A. `5 w. A1 ^# O
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. B4 S# ~# A; K$ K6 Y5 V oTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?* `* d7 M1 B* t6 e7 S
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 6 j' @4 U3 w4 ~6 o" N1 R) t
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? w8 s: S# v/ B
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 E% O" G* E' T* U, mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 b# m& p( d ^: J2 i$ eCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( G/ b0 r; E: h# U6 C, A( x
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* Z: N# i" {/ M7 y( s
HAROLD: A teacher + K) Y1 z$ ?. l% q+ g+ |1 W' T
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