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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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% a* b" Q9 F: _! t2 p/ e4 W6 a0 bTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 `) k6 }( i: i0 b0 [7 `
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( `/ F4 C) f5 W7 |3 n( cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' ^9 H0 [) I" S+ k6 p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& z! v( W$ o4 }- n, N9 k
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 Y5 j4 B! h" E" [/ R7 ~
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
# h" K) C8 s- M jGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.% q' |1 F) s3 i
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Y4 t8 W$ i- d! c# [$ s8 gTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; V2 l( F3 d/ k7 d/ I. w; `
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* K }8 v: ]$ j+ i$ q: YTEACHER: What are you talking about? | m5 h/ S2 J9 z! M+ z; v8 K7 H
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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& m$ v2 s2 `' z2 o& GTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 n" A3 Z! V! LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 H K3 M2 _# p% x6 s
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# s$ q: Y- k! B4 ~( s
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ( P/ G" ?) K c2 ? I
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0 ~4 T$ f7 p2 \* a- ^# PTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% P5 ^. V* O* B# j* C) p6 h( ]8 Z9 w3 zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 U+ x! D5 l1 T( T: D1 c7 z
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* p& Y" O/ X5 P8 x8 V7 S5 ?. q% T
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# t3 j, O9 ^% E* ]+ N0 VTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. `4 n G3 k7 U9 [& @# i+ |CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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- x. T3 f+ o3 o/ w8 S5 KTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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