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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
. m1 l) A# }- sAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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& _( i$ W) D8 EThe Cowboy says:
& G* h" O2 Z g' @8 \& u7 }2 @'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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) X1 B/ S4 c1 r" NWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.- I6 a6 \4 {& k0 x
# W( C% a) G1 N8 LThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did., ?7 W4 X2 I2 f) ?. [( A: W2 o
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') d( O' q* ?5 |) P d% |" o8 V
0 F" s( y# ~. @0 b9 y! O) H. V2 d- TSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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