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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
- E2 K3 M" b+ bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 7 S* C$ k, S$ y5 s- o! ^) |) H' h2 P
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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9 \* x( _8 H3 m9 L2 V! o" C1 }We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
4 D8 N, @: ?7 ]2 C4 r9 Y; e- `Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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& h/ J9 D' h. }# i( bThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* a' |9 d) D7 i' s4 Q' q
4 Y9 m3 i% Y3 t& m# d- QSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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