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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure., y+ s, n; H0 ~2 p2 W
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
, [: T/ C2 D' ~2 D( u }'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did., s/ q; J/ f1 Q) G4 |1 i G! ?" J
0 T+ e9 Y- g6 t$ l* M* b7 `We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
9 J3 H! x8 j; }/ EThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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6 u' ?4 X+ X. PThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'! i& x! g2 J) K8 L
4 t2 E0 I3 ~0 u2 W, B6 U7 _Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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