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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.- q" }0 h1 a) @2 k
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?': \( l" s* n( q
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The Cowboy says:
( `. m! \4 c6 G$ I# J' ]9 A'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.+ e' k, W" o ? ~( Z2 R S
g9 F& u2 K' C6 S. Y3 T2 j/ yWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 W7 k/ b; T4 s/ ~. `Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.; ~3 S5 {- D: Z$ h/ f$ f
2 X7 ]% U2 G- c! W6 f3 J+ m2 ?' ~Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.' M8 _: C/ U9 z
1 N( D+ r9 z4 O: VSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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