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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.( q, y E5 N; ]3 G. ^$ e h* I
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
P2 U# ^: d, k( [7 v( q! {+ Q3 C'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.$ O! ]4 c" ]/ F ~ r
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
1 O+ y+ B+ x$ N; q. ?! SThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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# B1 @1 b3 ~3 V# O4 L6 uThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 J6 |) z: I" i" y* I6 v
1 m! v8 v% l. c' `* Y2 d) [( I6 oSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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