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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 U) Z! }# U: p I) eAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'3 {7 H4 j, H3 @, \9 s+ s$ B
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The Cowboy says:
& ]2 g$ [, h1 L. U; ^/ i'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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& c# L# p5 b5 K8 v8 O, YWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 A {7 n0 d& e) q
+ ?4 y& e' c* ?% T% |Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( h1 q7 G5 K% G M. ]
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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; N, x8 P1 c/ p$ M9 aSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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