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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 B* W! |! \+ y; b- U4 q r% O6 bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'+ Z2 S) B: L" x. ^6 |2 x* n2 J, V* }& T
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The Cowboy says: # A5 b0 }: U8 |) `' N. \
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& [) K! u9 o- L; k4 x) r+ D
, E9 i3 |8 E9 y; Y1 O+ h+ yWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, m) K! U! w3 UThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.- S. m1 H# b0 v; L
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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