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| The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.+ ?# g! C' v3 h( WAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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 The Cowboy says: / N6 [, A! n& ]- i5 o2 ~# H5 l
 'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.( ]9 N2 c" Z4 X0 }
 
 . ^8 q8 g& u* @3 GWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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 5 `5 R, j, k# p" `Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
 8 }0 Y+ ]6 H) ], X# OThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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 8 K6 F$ T7 G2 v1 bThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ',  and here I am.'+ f5 C( [& O4 Q+ S9 t- T' D4 e7 ]
 
 ) ~3 f. P# f0 R1 u/ GSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
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