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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.5 M# f1 w& A7 O9 t
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' O6 p: K$ j5 j2 P$ J
( \; v' V$ D# v' W$ f# { ~The Cowboy says: ! f- N! q: k& A' }( A
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.4 S. [) q% Q* T9 Z6 ^3 M9 b5 q
' U( k T! @# WWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
& e7 z4 M- m( A2 ~7 zThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.7 }2 b# v: {1 g9 U5 t3 e
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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