BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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; [7 m1 K4 ?4 l2 a& f) ~- ?- K/ c'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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: L$ w- g% O# U. W% jbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

$ F/ ^: l# j1 D, E% CI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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