An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ X9 L* T( ^9 k$ K( h. s* h4 w7 R
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' + [% Z- w% D8 z7 A ' [8 y' A5 v& p1 {
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' * V- O4 X0 p: Y" x6 s/ e: z0 n# G! Z) j/ k' y! F
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '. k5 W% M5 Z4 x& }
: d1 O7 a0 b: [8 {'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. x$ n9 j, ?9 `5 E, e4 E$ a' J
% W7 `6 Z. h5 [5 d% OI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'