An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 D$ _5 ~2 h: _5 D! j5 T# q ' \; n L; n. L/ O9 l4 `'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' * D# p" G$ ~0 n. y' k ) S* J/ ~1 f, v
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" O2 R* s8 a; [/ ^' R' p6 c
( R6 b" P+ P" H2 r: K* K ?but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '0 F+ p1 G* v2 J; f
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 v6 Y5 { S0 s. I/ q 8 y/ Q* i$ C% [I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'