BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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! o& N/ ]2 b& |, Q) g5 F'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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. d# }0 f2 z) V2 R$ ~'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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3 s! z" j0 J" r3 o* M' u5 CI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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