BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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1 `# q2 t4 g! o( `. ]'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

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. v+ f1 k- k4 R# k" u/ {# R'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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. ?& L5 T3 Y8 H" o5 Y8 [I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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