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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra # u; d: Z* R: F6 R" c& s' Z0 b
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ': O2 k6 O! B9 w, e6 S3 w( d
3 R, E+ C, ], Q/ c9 S* n'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 C" L L J: j! Z5 \/ g) v
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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