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f5 o. \9 {& }) B6 y) b'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'1 c. w+ @! X( a: u9 q
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' . f$ I/ ~+ Z _ `4 t! E8 Q: ?0 Q- X: }. y+ n9 b3 Q: H
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' + g+ N/ q. j1 P* [" m 1 m4 _: M! `* {) o2 b$ i, @
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. $ ]9 r8 ^$ H& e, @+ z
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'