An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 a9 x1 ]" T" K) a5 S5 P2 E" p7 B' W- d( [, u
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'7 R# w5 l3 \+ {6 Z+ C/ Z
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 8 x& `, A5 c3 v6 s; x# S/ f! ~' K" a' {$ V0 i- T' l3 u
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' e) U- z; o5 {3 I / D: s3 M6 I7 K" m2 j'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. % o0 n& r0 I. G8 a& I9 v; t7 ^$ u+ z1 W
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'