An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , F8 H. m( C) P" V$ C$ u' W
o( H1 C( m. T! m'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'. F9 X4 I: O3 d$ X! T7 T8 j5 H
# ~8 a$ x- Y! I/ n) i'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / x3 i R+ f) G6 g9 i4 ?. P: ~: k5 |, C% V
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '1 F: U* R, g* N4 [+ [' }! |
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / F8 i, e8 G! m1 o8 E' O* r- y3 o4 I
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'