The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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/ L; ~2 U! m! x" JThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

% ?0 T/ t( T' }0 ]: X4 G" dThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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/ h/ a- b4 r0 U, C4 I' t+ w9 E, n. [9 q, BWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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: g# X) ]. y; @' E7 j: ^8 }Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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+ z3 d+ Z; }' u( P8 u& D0 z“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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