The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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8 R' p' ?5 {3 r2 w- x2 S1 F5 xThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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  J2 {' i4 B( y, w' J& a4 W' XThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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' @6 ~7 F: N; Q! q* @The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

8 n/ O/ P. D- j, RWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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4 H" l1 ?% H9 KThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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/ o  b" y9 c8 D2 T# e' PBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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