The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

' t( a( `  L# c# k- c5 e. C6 vThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

5 S1 Q3 K, i# W& X/ Z) M3 z4 T+ AThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

+ V5 {( W: I1 H; t% h2 jThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

5 S" H2 ?8 `1 M8 u4 m5 lWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

! b/ }( t, d3 s1 a- uThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”

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