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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.% Y0 {! ^/ J( Y. s+ {, L O/ [
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- y. D& H% X; k. tThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:# D+ v/ l; f8 [+ v$ y0 H) X7 H5 I
+ t4 N: R2 w. q' nWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.6 T$ x/ ?5 j! o' `5 w; _1 Y. x
/ T4 P0 \7 O3 ?, N' gThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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# x" H) E5 |# ]( f( |+ }1 hThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.9 g, x) F% r F( N$ T
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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