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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.+ E9 F P8 A* S0 M
2 i2 C# d% Y5 A- U1 e7 y! UThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.( A. G# B) x& z6 h% t
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.- [: c* ?3 f6 @
) c+ s( k4 h" @" x1 W+ t9 I" CThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:5 o3 g# j) h- S4 I( g
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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7 D& |0 H$ p# X: J, E% NThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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% `# J" c8 _& R: q4 \" GBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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