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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! I+ `. v+ z. v, z  b6 u, l2 |6 l! G
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.; K3 s' o0 Z1 I6 a
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
5 K8 b( y' w* r- x5 f$ j" {* Iand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 K0 a- G+ a5 k+ q' Q' e, p+ R4 Hgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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) n2 f- x; r; SThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the2 v  P7 w" @# s2 M6 I# G
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."# g+ X/ T6 J  w
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( ~2 K  k* I0 |# ~" M3 Y+ u' B( g( v
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No response.
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  Y4 a9 X0 ^( n0 o( tSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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; E8 _$ |! y! L# k/ pAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?": b6 H5 m6 U( b9 p7 X
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