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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.": w, |  ?- D  o) H
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ [- R$ ^* b( g6 e6 d
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."3 W6 ~) W1 O, F# Z) f9 `. G3 |
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"  R0 X3 E: B$ ^2 Y( E$ x9 f
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No response.
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repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"! b8 h2 X  D( \: v) Z7 Q! I4 L

. N4 a) i3 C* p' Y) s& M" SStill no response.
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and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ u5 ]; K5 y7 n, A
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's , K5 \% O# w+ e% h  i( s
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"" p/ Z2 F) ~0 L1 q) k

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