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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
% s  t1 a) w0 x3 t  cshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called- w: `  K  i2 N: w: L9 E
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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2 ~, T0 J1 V  ~& J- y" }1 eThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could2 z" `( C! B0 o& y
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."! v+ X! M1 c* G, X
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 ^& V3 B- [/ T+ Dden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."9 t5 r% i: p9 h) G# ^- O. X6 F1 ?
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"4 h0 G+ B" n* q0 e/ Z: `5 R

/ b  W, G/ w- Y2 E5 J- rNo response.) \6 H2 ~3 ]5 |8 w+ R% M

7 c8 k* p6 B, G, O4 @9 s0 WSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
8 e* V, D7 U% q% e* d$ rrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* H- _. J5 {! s+ E5 w2 }  N
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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$ r- F5 A7 K6 \( \8 M; _Again he gets no response.2 V& K. k' Y; t( o; K5 v2 u

' @1 S! g  H! d+ w) \So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's / `/ w7 C! r& t7 v# l- K
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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3 L) |# w3 C9 w2 Y' j& G  o9 TSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"6 y: Q) B9 K- B; `8 W( F

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