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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought6 O, e! t5 i) ~4 u$ V; [
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called$ q# ~' V1 {/ R% _
the family doctor to discuss the problem.$ e) d k, a8 r7 s; f4 X# n
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
# M; z/ B, r. s; Kperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.3 \8 ~( @* B# S3 `' {
( r- h$ K6 @- zHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
$ M- o, W w9 O/ ^8 L3 k; Band in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
8 O2 {) l- f. rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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3 G5 Z& v) J \That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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- v) C- c. m. l8 S# P, oThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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" `. \* c$ H- ]* f( S' UNo response.5 l' f; w# g1 F. H' `5 h
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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. K5 a: C8 [5 INext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife9 v8 R6 ^. P$ M3 x' b3 Q7 \- m( }
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"" e5 _6 P+ d& n" h" N3 p; ^: @
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this). A* w3 `' v2 d( h
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! k: B) A, t# w% x"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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