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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. * n' y4 a. H0 U
' u0 a" N- B# C0 yThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." & H" H5 L8 f B$ E4 n1 _ W
4 {, Q6 h; p8 B0 W, `The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 4 i4 @$ ~2 G/ S* N6 R# } o
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." + s+ N! `( Q0 b+ V/ Y
. X$ n0 r& Y3 N+ YSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. " ?* d" @7 M/ `! r( t# J- @& x
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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