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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. - G, M& B6 g% t
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." $ e I- a. j. a3 Y$ X
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. , Z) n) }- S$ E7 Y; u7 B" f; h
g8 k/ ~9 s: U5 }$ v8 jThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ' z+ i+ w% }) w6 ?+ ?/ ?
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 6 g$ m" Y4 [3 T9 Q
" ?; p2 e/ B" c. qAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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0 h' ?' h2 ]. e& A% IThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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