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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. * A+ L1 v& [% ?6 n! @0 H# {6 e
+ a5 v5 Q1 s1 y; }* l. F! BThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ( S$ u; c& X8 l N& Y: M, e
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." $ |* O2 n; Y# [% j# o- r
6 J8 B$ }( G8 dSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. , c& S, D8 x) x; [! ^8 F
/ O8 Q, K2 h0 U& z# tAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ; ~1 h4 j) W. ~. p5 i3 I
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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