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( J. |! u: b5 S0 L, |- n$ yA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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# q) ?% g z/ t0 j# A. o0 DThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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) p. }' H- v- W/ K8 f5 sThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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% A- N( o% ?( E( ^So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. % c( ~& U- ]3 A; v$ H h$ ~
7 j& E9 q, m& |7 H# q! q6 {After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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