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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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( L1 F5 \+ ^1 nThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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H$ M$ P) ]; G, I' H; t8 Q0 [5 H. YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. : b7 n, I8 E; E, u
+ @& U+ P6 d# R" a2 G( JThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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# x% T, O* B6 dSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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b" F2 A& n/ P# PAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." y# h) g% B: [7 ]7 E7 b
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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