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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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F0 f% Q! T: p sThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ; }' H' r7 D* T8 u+ B
- R8 o! R' |0 Z% _, yThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 9 \5 x$ \+ o$ z1 }& f7 H+ e* m5 `
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ) c d0 W! J6 a; g4 Q
# d1 O$ c9 @3 g8 _4 Z0 |So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. * A. h1 x. E& L5 N' t
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ) E: t6 U) X7 Y- v
8 g% v6 }# H. S l4 A0 a1 [The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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