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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: $ g1 S. d& Z' D0 R {
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, A/ D1 U$ R! w6 X. SAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
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A Major Cost ) A$ j `8 |0 n& I: W! E
A Mutated Car ! p0 Q4 o3 V, X8 E
A Morons Car # Y- p* U/ T# S$ G2 B8 p
Another Major Catastrophe 1 k5 U5 A8 F$ {5 N+ p) W
A Man's Car % c$ E$ K: G/ [- `$ J2 z0 \
A Miss Conception 5 c3 V6 W6 q+ x' F
All Muscle Car - ?/ }9 c# D* c2 V( I
All Most Car
3 h0 l" N( J4 i5 j$ {Annoying Mechanics Constantly
; p& w+ T" o7 T+ h+ t* zAutomotive Mental Cruelty ! L/ C$ M1 C/ h5 G) s8 g2 r
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( o0 R! a. m4 i' q/ R8 @! ? CAUDI:
$ A, U) T2 d. NAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 5 Z+ R" s' ^: U
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 6 M9 }8 I b" o3 f% V1 E
Automobile Under Demonic Influence / }+ w6 u' w/ |/ P6 t5 q5 g
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 3 n2 t$ {1 z A
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & ^' F, K9 C2 N) z5 |4 V
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
/ r8 w: @9 |9 V% D2 eAll Unnecessary Devices Installed / {& ~( R& l5 N) r( o% a" x& _
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" x. X% T( A, Y5 f& w3 l* N) mBMW: 3 H2 ~' U% i% q ^, r' m
Big Money Works ' y+ x# m( S% B n9 I; [% ^: [
Bought My Wife 4 z. Q8 O0 \( d3 L; y* `
Brutal Money Waster / P" Y# ^" o) t) E) U6 X [
Break My Window + _+ w. ^' D: a4 H0 l# k0 T) d
Break My Windshield / u( m: e$ {2 s$ |& C1 K) q
Babbling Mechanical Wench - m2 Y& _: M# ~0 n T( N
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 3 S% c2 s; L4 W# q4 _: Z
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
& A5 V* \' }' A2 ]Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
$ X$ m3 }4 K9 r. y7 B# ]" p) XBarely Moving Wreck
* a. D/ {1 H) j6 i+ y/ z$ jBig Money Waste ( l/ S# c# c A; W0 N
Big Money. Why?
$ K7 a4 a8 v3 X! M8 f' PBig Money Works
, j% \6 Y9 i( t$ R/ @* BBorn Moderately Wealthy
! y& A* N0 @7 b. |Breaks Most Wrenches 3 ^; o4 m% |, W& c0 Y. y
Bring Many Wrenches ; N# K. m$ F# @4 g4 f" h3 j
Brings Me Women 0 z1 u% @( { F1 P3 M! C& j A, A f
Brings More Women 1 F9 Q; I5 w, j. o' t
Broken Money Waster
& B0 k: a6 {5 j/ h" k4 XBroke My Wallet
/ C) K3 p4 s# @ H* NBroken Monstrous Wonder 7 J. V8 h7 N. E' |9 a
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ! `4 Y; \& y W" |4 _. k/ D, n
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck * L% o A# G# ~ j _/ O' B7 o/ z
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: ; l1 L D( }2 f3 |/ i) x5 z
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
9 Y8 W7 C& E) r3 A& ^# f7 A6 U4 p: IBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King " f8 t0 S4 }! y
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Camaro:
6 U4 T- O. u# {% L0 q" ~3 D8 y$ NCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? - v/ L i% H) j6 c
Can't America Make A Real One? ( ]0 m$ z2 f) I6 G1 W# D
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
$ p1 B. h% D9 L/ }1 HCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
' H# h' @0 z' i' v Q3 OCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 K) H u9 ~! z, o: F
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! F8 o& o1 m c7 q! }8 _& vCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time # N% B& G9 F2 z* f% j
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# C" Y' E' Q3 kCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: $ M# v ]+ G, Q: f: ]3 T
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; D' X4 V/ R9 I7 t! E% b1 sDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
0 M4 ?! J/ D1 N, SDead Old Dog Going East
' R' y% x9 F! J; A/ G; @9 @: SDead On Day Guarantee Expires
/ o2 l, K7 E" N6 dDead On Delivery, Go Easy
# a5 ?' ^% }1 n& M) `Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : K! d' s' ~/ l1 J9 M1 H# I
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
5 |( \( l' ^0 i2 V& UDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
) L. d: b% H% u: T- eDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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- h6 g$ o) ^ J: ]! j) C" aEvery Day Something Else Leaks ( x% ^! C. q2 h
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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a1 \6 l8 |4 m' W% z! s' E- \FIAT:
& _2 u$ y8 |3 ?* E; dFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 0 Z/ u" T. R6 w6 T% r
Fix It Again, Tony 6 B8 T, D$ c, W4 o" [. T
Fix It All the Time ; S, ~( y0 ?# D: [0 u
Found In A Toilet
* Y8 A5 J( Y' R2 {, K2 rFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation W# z$ a' j9 U) K, B+ n- B# ?& n9 |
8 x0 G/ B/ _. x/ O: v$ X% IFORD: $ F7 \9 a& }9 {3 O! h ?
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 3 L: t) W" A" ^; a
Fix Or Repair Daily ' z w( \1 C' {# U3 }9 M/ E/ z$ f* R
Found On Road Dead
1 ^8 K M9 Y+ }( m i7 U$ yFast Only Rolling Downhill ! j: E6 W: }) j+ _ s
First On Race Day 3 P# o1 H x+ C+ O
First On Recall Day
7 W# ]1 ~/ @. z. n( P8 a1 dFabricated Of Refried Dung
% C2 {( t I, |4 }, W [( q) s0 RFails On Rainy Days / c6 S$ D6 o. l+ e6 V( W) h
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream $ V; j' H7 G7 J* y& C& R# ~1 I
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 9 r0 \" ^% d( a n( E
Fault Of R&D # ^; S1 u( x) n$ E! e* `& { r
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 8 h: A' {$ @, O, i) x9 n k
Fireball On Rear Denting
; i3 p4 O9 g8 yFirst On Road to Dump
7 Q0 n& S% ^& A5 A0 RFirst On Rust and Deterioration
$ o% S# A0 J& l, h+ VFix Or Recycle Dilemma 8 V1 k- H$ G k7 b$ E' j
Flipping Over Results in Death * G: \5 k$ e; U! ~4 G
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
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Foot On Road Decelerates - X4 W- B2 J. b8 X; c" k
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
3 S# ^5 X: K; ?. OFormed Of Rejected DNA * I5 v( j( @' s2 A# a( r
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ! s3 c( ]; h: J" ?: y# ]1 T7 j% q/ a
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 2 t" w% q" f+ A @1 Z5 E! I
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
% N7 P% r3 n0 ^2 u2 WFork Over Repair Dough 6 T" o0 f* _# b9 i X
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 7 S* _ D9 ?% Z2 [$ V
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
& } Q/ H" G% r' K! `/ tFree Or Reduced Drastically
6 d/ H$ G, I8 ~( N% U% J5 dFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed " W* U& B) I8 O2 D' t, ]
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 7 d- C+ i3 q& D6 D$ v0 o
Funny Old Rattling Dump " Y5 N! y7 e; o8 J+ c8 J' h" H% H
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) " d- U- B; K3 Z
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
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(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ) P* J9 u% M8 P& q
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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# y4 _* n1 g$ b+ {9 Z* [7 t( ILacks Total Dependability
% r2 B6 r' `) i* O0 oLots To Do - o+ {( d" _2 a6 t7 E9 n* s; U2 `
Looses Transmissions Daily
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; s% `( e; I; |GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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( {9 }% ~- A* H' [, r% OGeneral Maintenance
( ?* l! T+ S. }$ w& }; F; S% h# GGreat Mistake
" h4 H3 T, M+ `* g9 O6 |Garbage Motors 8 }1 o: |4 z& U( [4 q, A3 |/ k
Generally Miserable
- |, q. e+ Q$ @! ^Grossly Misconceived 5 V# B# y( m' x9 i. ?5 I- q$ u
Gluteus Maximus
% d1 F8 R* L) xGood Money
" @0 I8 B- v. O% Q LGoofy's Manufacturing
, p# e3 c {' p2 M" bGone Mental " E) M4 D8 `- W* z7 a
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/ J, U: Q0 `2 ~! g5 I1 F& l) ~( ~% BGrief & Misery Combined 4 f+ h/ @' ?# m6 N: n: \7 @# x
Garage Man's Companion
* N; d) ~ D* L) |, R9 HGotta Mechanic Coming? 5 c: j( {( q9 J
Generally Mediocre Cars , U- M0 P. Q. `
Get More Chicks
! G5 Z# p, H9 o; kGets Mechanics Crazy
H3 J+ y: a7 e' _Gods Mechanical Curse * R6 T9 ]. n$ ^
Got More Crap
) k3 B J, ~ x' ^% k' H7 \9 MGreat Mountain Climber 0 j6 ?% |2 c# m8 q2 D; [! z% ~) ]
Great Motor Car * p4 `8 N1 k; U$ O
God Made Chevy
9 T3 O! G: q" H: `/ k( v9 L- c4 kGood Moron Car - V0 |& o- ?% B2 v
Got Mine Cheap % g0 k9 ~( Y$ Q& g( y @# y) Y
Get My Checkbook 2 t& R' @( Z( a5 L3 z' L
Gone Mad Corp. # `2 Q$ q9 D! ]6 \4 b
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GTO:
( ?8 W$ Y3 D& E% b: _Gas, Tires, Oil
4 Q4 \; {- @5 L6 c5 T0 uGet Tools Out
- |" q, i/ E+ h- EGet To Onramp ( s, m- c1 i( }1 f- v/ j! j
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive # C a- d; O0 Q B/ e2 E
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, m% {. N4 E# k+ q. i' l) rHONDA: ' J6 u y9 n9 k9 I5 j" d1 h S9 G
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
6 `5 N$ X& i t3 X- OHad One Never Did Again . _5 e7 Q) D3 p/ o l) X. ?; W
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
: `( I: b/ }' w" @5 Q [/ xHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 5 Y3 W* s* G; v8 H& T
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; [' P3 j" ? @# G
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration # @+ Z' P1 [8 o
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - { @% R0 y5 \/ V
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + X$ B* x3 P5 U" ^
7 I! `- |" e9 U3 MJEEP:
3 d, r7 p) ^# d* V/ fJust Eats Every Part 2 T* R' e) Q: {4 K% ?& d: `0 w
Just Empty Every Pocket
1 M K0 s. u2 v% C! xJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ; P" _. }- j7 F {* `
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
. U) }& X' _8 i+ Y. A" Q; U2 w" F* B& GJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 4 u; T9 C, o. @; @5 @
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KIA: 4 d8 k) U; [. r2 V- a% X( q
Kick It Around
& t5 o" F& h2 i9 \. C: B6 r* gKick It Again
& e0 ?( |) S- Z7 \Killed In Action
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; B1 ?) o( [& Q' ?" O+ wLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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; v3 N- _7 O6 ^Money Guzzler # E: z: |, P2 q
Mostly Garaged , ?/ F7 g9 e, M4 ]
Major Goof ! j' O( b1 T7 |
MGB: Might Go Backwards 7 c5 ?$ b5 g! f" n, }8 F
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
9 C/ N: x3 Q* X# oMGB: Motor Going Bad
& W0 Y$ t1 r3 R/ L/ D9 qMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate : A) C4 f' U- d7 F0 e8 O8 W
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MOPAR
$ M3 g7 i- x+ f9 \Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly + ?. f9 S1 y+ d$ n% L
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
, d8 o' }% n" \Most Often Passed At Races
I3 s0 }; [: @* S1 `; U3 [2 s9 VMostly Old Parts And Rust
. E. Z( g3 u3 H( z' p' s# DMove Over People Are Racing $ E' Q" n' g/ ^- s& s
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly / R' B4 m7 Y" z6 o2 Z" q+ x% y. h
My Old Pig Ain't Running
7 t! ^) i8 V& B$ A# `. B2 I( IMy Only Problems Are Repairs ( U: v7 H- w V
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
) t/ a" h9 ]4 g. D1 ^* B3 s8 ~More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
1 X5 P/ z: y( _. sMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* i+ k7 c2 t+ _! R( W- W6 M9 ~Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , y. ?- G% y4 r5 B3 g! A' o. j: M
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 3 P* k Q+ i; S& D7 ~! m4 O
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 4 u z1 Z2 i9 s" j$ F) d( M. P7 A* L
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday p' h1 M) ~, b# d
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
- z, L7 S1 l4 E2 m/ _# iPut In Nickel To Operate % `* X% o5 i* m6 w# h
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook # j0 ?% F) z6 q, b }
Put In New Transmission Often
V3 h( u$ K- Y8 t6 APushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
; Y* z$ y9 Y' DPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 0 I* l1 z4 p( `3 n9 p, o" g+ U* O+ `
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 9 U& X5 W) n; Z' X! `$ f+ R
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PORSCHE:
5 L/ Y* |2 [, ^4 EProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / j4 S) L _3 i/ Z6 U L
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
3 R# Q3 y, f$ c# H, }3 c) K) Z& lSend Another Automobile Back
7 \" h) B0 A' n6 H% |7 [1 ISwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown $ K# ` X' L0 j
Sad Attempt At Beauty
* w' c) g0 k" |5 B( y. NSorry Auto, Always Broken 6 l T9 M+ B4 x# `( C
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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7 R' C% V& g: ^/ N R4 q: ASUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually : b% ?- r5 u& P4 Y" u- {
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TOYOTA: + `" ?, G' p* \
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 1 U* {) ]7 c5 G% ]4 Y
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass % L! |& E& {, b9 r0 n
The One You Ought To Avoid 1 p V7 Y. Z# J9 c
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TRIUMPH:
* l7 C9 ]7 B `This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! $ n3 c( n+ }# H8 h ?# ~8 K
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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6 P% S& s- X+ j" F" dVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 2 r( o' J9 A3 i+ a/ C$ c( ?* g
Vintage Wreck
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