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1 \) l# l6 |, t; u9 DACURA: ( G3 G. I6 B7 k$ ~
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
+ K3 x$ K1 a/ ` n0 t8 ^4 gAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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3 U _& l# L9 R( Q+ DAMC: 7 J. c; S' |* n8 j
All Makes Combined
+ |( ^* G( A2 p0 AA Major Cost
6 S8 i; j% ~3 d zA Mutated Car " |) g* v& P* s, C. ?# J
A Morons Car
! U+ q# P1 v+ Z* r: U0 }4 |Another Major Catastrophe ' K/ R6 w6 v4 F7 d
A Man's Car
" l1 v. _- d) @$ j0 u6 aA Miss Conception
! s: S( x7 s8 L. u' nAll Muscle Car D6 W( T" ^! [- A5 p
All Most Car . l5 x& d' ^- s( r( p
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
9 I9 f: N$ N& e- FAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 6 f7 [4 p9 x. w) \0 a6 Z, X& j: d: \
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 P! j7 C* H7 h& w7 g3 W4 i* n
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
- _$ c+ j, s, UAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 3 {: I! @2 Z# o8 M" Y1 l* n! x
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
/ r8 ]8 m+ f: Z: qAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
4 F- X7 w+ C0 F4 k: x* A3 M' H( YAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. # ^1 v7 D1 i* e/ A/ a" ]7 v! X: Y
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
2 x- K8 a- M, GBig Money Works
; l$ i$ h3 o( j( zBought My Wife 3 H% f6 E1 ]) G6 ?) o+ P" ~
Brutal Money Waster % m+ J0 ]2 L2 {* A: }( t/ e3 r
Break My Window ; W+ ^/ i- F9 d! F
Break My Windshield
4 c. E) F$ H, r. LBabbling Mechanical Wench + I- n0 \# J* ^9 D7 t
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ! d1 i: `; R/ _" h/ F4 s: x% b" K
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
. @) U$ d( [' M4 s, M, `! G; QBeautiful Mechanical Wonder % w5 E% V8 k# S& F9 ?( O% |
Barely Moving Wreck
8 B4 X0 M5 I" u; ]% p3 V+ ^9 HBig Money Waste
. h; @; X8 ] D3 g& v6 rBig Money. Why? / h/ x) I9 \! d
Big Money Works
* f; l, X2 L2 v' k, [/ x+ N; D: a2 ZBorn Moderately Wealthy
, y2 j* T' H' vBreaks Most Wrenches * C3 c c; w+ j
Bring Many Wrenches
; r$ [4 v2 i6 [% o+ iBrings Me Women 1 ~+ F8 c6 `8 d
Brings More Women # ~: r7 y Y* k5 N& E: O
Broken Money Waster
" g5 X# w# V' ~6 O- |Broke My Wallet + D4 j+ ~' `' w3 u' f
Broken Monstrous Wonder 0 y" e* Z0 H- n
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ) O( \7 m& b2 h4 d" s9 H" X% t" _, `
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
0 L# C7 X6 V4 P' QBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 7 h$ m1 K: @3 |/ G+ y3 K
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
& U: d& W. ~( O' g% N4 vBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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6 L+ |8 Y4 W3 ^Camaro:
; o/ S2 I' L, F$ n4 z9 `$ kCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ( m+ q5 r3 t, i* S0 x q; i
Can't America Make A Real One? ) B4 t, h7 |& S* X6 H
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 4 W1 }6 h; Q- q
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 5 u% I' e8 l; G1 w
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
$ t* ?/ m- U6 W2 ~Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
9 P3 b3 H, [5 K; v) L3 ]Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ; Y# j, } A# `$ z& o; D
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ! h7 h! k5 V. g# V6 c8 j
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - h8 X1 L- W( o; X9 y+ _4 g6 ^
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5 u- { [* i9 e7 p1 C3 R( z; W' hDODGE: 2 _: @' s2 v2 f, ]; ~4 k, x8 _
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + N! [7 r6 R- W, u
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 G& l4 O9 h% P9 e8 H' O, m ADead Old Dog Going East 3 M0 K* H1 u7 ~ @6 B
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
' m( e3 d" h! X' K9 I4 KDead On Delivery, Go Easy
; }. ?, r0 r6 v2 n6 @Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ; E5 p! \! c2 j# S% |. |$ l% M
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ! g, \1 S( O0 e* x5 l
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 9 U+ g: t# L6 q* n" Z- ~
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks $ y: I, v) _; m7 f7 u5 h; H0 \& K
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
. ]2 l2 c' ]3 y# v$ dFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
9 V: M8 I0 M$ o" o F7 QFix It Again, Tony
0 g: w0 r, h8 [( oFix It All the Time
# l( [. k/ ^& l0 TFound In A Toilet ; p8 e; w. f1 j3 L' m
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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t e5 v& |; tFORD: 1 w3 k+ e# a; f- O
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
/ G3 Q# @0 G! A. {Fix Or Repair Daily ) X3 x5 N5 l: a5 s7 [$ m `
Found On Road Dead
8 W7 [3 B* M# ^; A, dFast Only Rolling Downhill ) B3 \* `4 T; v( k1 q, j" e' i6 \* V
First On Race Day ' b. b6 J2 [+ o* m$ F
First On Recall Day " W$ d: K) o# S- G+ K% R: l) G
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 5 r' l" F/ o1 Y% ^( ?
Fails On Rainy Days $ Y0 _6 w7 p7 R0 v) ?3 q7 j
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 9 h/ ^" D1 F2 s2 m+ p# ~
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
5 O7 p: J3 d2 b1 q3 f; r" u0 q6 LFault Of R&D
8 P+ S" `0 L! ?7 j% p5 R LFinally Obsolete Racing Device - W! o+ h$ y7 b: I. s9 l
Fireball On Rear Denting . N/ |4 o: h4 e: Q3 F
First On Road to Dump - l# W6 g7 w2 w8 A
First On Rust and Deterioration
2 y8 X N2 W: ~9 r9 t/ ] H; F1 ZFix Or Recycle Dilemma
. Q' f d4 u# N6 x' u7 U% Q7 oFlipping Over Results in Death 5 n* _$ e* O) Z8 O" X8 j& L
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster & f- X3 y, o, T0 c: i' a* V
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 9 T4 U3 }% { U% V& s! M3 B
Foot On Road Decelerates 6 ]& t& A/ [6 L6 i# u6 H
Forced On Reluctant Drivers * j! }2 i: K9 L, t( M( i" ?
Formed Of Rejected DNA 2 p/ \( g! b+ B% c5 T! z
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
8 ~; R# T* k/ U% X. B. yForward Only; Reverse Defective 5 t; @' S: j V! s6 {
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
8 H/ R5 H6 [2 e/ xFork Over Repair Dough 4 c" k+ X& \$ m. b5 A+ _2 T
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
3 O H2 x* H5 ?+ |! RFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 3 t# q7 S4 R" b9 a$ M: y9 h' P& y
Free Or Reduced Drastically 4 X/ V$ h+ s2 T( y( d
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed * o) [, @0 @; {) s
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 2 V$ e; O% t! H3 L; b) [) U% N4 C
Funny Old Rattling Dump . v1 M' s0 y- c' u3 }. y3 s% I* a
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ' g, I: H" t4 |3 m: r
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
6 x! A4 B$ h' |* Y6 x* @Found Out-Right Dangerous & j" E4 i$ E; ~. p2 g) ?
Future Of Racings Delight
" @. m# ^/ B2 V5 s4 H5 {(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
8 b) y2 }" \0 g, S% U1 ^- R* B(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 3 y6 W) ?9 Z% D8 K1 n5 |
LTD: ' J! Y2 l' d) e! a8 Q; s
Lacks Total Dependability
" k* ?# W) G4 F) QLots To Do
' c: V- }# Z" n+ u L4 h& z, @Looses Transmissions Daily 2 Z$ g9 a% p; S3 |' @5 K
& w6 b" H; r1 }0 I1 KGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
% f- |8 z8 U* \# e$ G% vGeneral Maintenance 7 g* c7 I7 w: J' `
Great Mistake
9 s# T, d: G: T PGarbage Motors
; A- J4 [: G, @7 R& R4 UGenerally Miserable / Y) I2 }" l6 V9 f% z9 w( B
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money ) _* u2 I7 n& a8 ?# G
Goofy's Manufacturing
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" h( B) V9 @, s6 {0 pGrief & Misery Combined ; @# R8 _& u( {1 s
Garage Man's Companion
0 \3 U7 z! k: h* q ^Gotta Mechanic Coming?
& a* K! ^% o+ i+ Z0 PGenerally Mediocre Cars $ T" T) v. \1 C1 J* C2 Y
Get More Chicks 3 H l& R, t( ?) b3 ~9 l. L
Gets Mechanics Crazy x0 _( o$ _) Z) f3 l1 r
Gods Mechanical Curse - n% r, e: t; t" e% T; n* i, H- s
Got More Crap M0 m2 u* {6 y: T; Z+ z# r
Great Mountain Climber
3 x8 U! H- e# P) PGreat Motor Car " B) W7 o: d9 t
God Made Chevy
5 ~7 R6 ^8 b% f) a2 ~! ?Good Moron Car
1 v2 G; r2 S- u( ?3 A, d, v2 O6 F+ RGot Mine Cheap % i. R1 E: u/ g$ a( t$ Q# s
Get My Checkbook
. F* V7 K+ s* g7 d+ wGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
2 x# X; r! j7 w( A* I2 d: GGas, Tires, Oil " j8 x( l9 R' A8 \' u7 |
Get Tools Out - ]: o M4 E- V/ T8 s6 F# p
Get To Onramp 7 N6 _. Q& ~ I& n
Good To Own
7 G, u$ R1 W F/ k" o% [$ f4 xGet The Others
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Good Time Out
& t0 k# c5 u% jGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 5 \; Y" |3 _/ G- b
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 p: h# |; o" K; ]! l! \0 VHad One Never Did Again . h) {0 H' r/ F4 p& T% ^$ ]" e! X
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating _. W# Z+ z5 D9 N& l, y3 e
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
) L4 |7 [( W2 T# X M1 }" L bHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles % y6 H$ I- I# s8 N! ~2 F* s( x% ^
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration % U! {. M R9 s# W5 B" D4 j
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
6 r# L3 \* I* `, k. W) Y0 r* Y, yPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 5 W3 n+ B1 |8 m% U7 `$ K4 i
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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9 K. {* k- D K5 B4 S7 ZJEEP: $ v0 ?4 H1 v1 |" Q6 F
Just Eats Every Part
/ ?' v. j% r. }1 j% yJust Empty Every Pocket
& G, l& N" f ?4 g/ RJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
( Y, w5 ?, u5 d1 c' S+ |: k& oJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
/ d8 {" \8 l# R& A! |" l' W( |Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
% T5 b3 q# k5 r$ X xKick It Around
# ~ E, v e+ S4 s5 ]+ aKick It Again
8 j6 C% x/ H4 o. Z1 K+ pKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 8 @, M. ^/ ^) J& i. N6 W% `
( f! i3 M9 |9 O- R" \; E8 yMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
0 Q- C6 ^$ Y% c4 V7 IMostly Garaged 1 z4 n! b; m l) {
Major Goof ( t, q) t1 V5 k+ Y
MGB: Might Go Backwards - O3 N W4 ~7 H$ b+ s2 L M
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
9 N6 g" `& f8 K. V6 s8 i2 h4 T0 RMGB: Motor Going Bad 9 Q5 G9 z) o" F" |) H
MGF: Might Go Forward * I$ [$ p, ]8 B; \
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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* r9 R& M; {. ^* f0 k* TMOPAR 6 o# Z$ _2 @1 j' b2 A Q
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 y) ^" m4 v0 y# W' ^) W" G- cMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously & o4 v+ Z2 H% k3 O
Most Often Passed At Races , ]" i& s u! _: F% ]. S5 A
Mostly Old Parts And Rust & K# w# Z8 h3 X
Move Over People Are Racing
9 V+ ~" P5 H, A7 oMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 f& ?7 ^- ^+ g( ]' MMy Old Pig Ain't Running # P$ E3 @7 Q" u, F- c4 o3 b5 d
My Only Problems Are Repairs
1 t; a, R* E/ q& w( jMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
! \9 f1 |: H+ G7 i) OMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: # m; ^" y% Q( i3 s0 C% e
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
4 |0 f, U! y# d' k9 Z' wMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
8 r# Q4 o$ g) e& z. K Z; u0 kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
& a i) d+ x/ u4 l. |% }% sMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: / s/ B, S' W4 }; w! Q3 f) S
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday C+ r& [7 ~8 n4 q( A* R
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment % j% {6 H& @, ?" }" ~; T# a
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; g- C7 ` B. E3 s" ?3 @' rPINTO:
: t9 z$ U! ^6 o1 P6 @Put In Nickel To Operate ; T, M l% u5 i; H2 ]
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 9 e9 x% X; b" p4 Y0 v$ c1 ~+ c2 T
Put In New Transmission Often ) d/ T* M! L* w( l. I& k: e: l* x
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
1 s$ C5 V1 S- W. hPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: U" w( e1 S6 R6 a4 d4 n. ePoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
; y1 l& v$ Q# dProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
4 w8 F4 H1 ^5 U; z/ c/ jPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 4 y O: O0 O1 p9 V* k% E! m r
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SAAB:
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown $ G7 l" x9 N! N, W
Sad Attempt At Beauty M! F9 f" t D" M
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - U0 d, a/ a8 o
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TOYOTA: , M y- ?, B9 _. l& `% B7 C0 Z
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 G# g- Z' d/ o
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 4 `# k3 }- L) e" s! ?5 A
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: ) f8 }6 R7 H. }( S( w+ ~0 l
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! & x0 ~/ ^- I V: Z; c$ d& w
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! K0 r# k/ D7 m; P1 k+ J
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" Y Z- e- d( Q# `( n6 yTR: Tools Required # E d6 |, y5 o3 X/ _
( z0 b$ o- n/ L, i2 T$ |4 BVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
) F6 P- t5 y W0 F" Q$ t7 |1 ?Vintage Wreck
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