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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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& w4 [' _% a! {, L9 B' z0 TACURA:
9 t) r- X$ ^) Y1 @6 u% Y: s# _Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile * `% ?( B! M* V6 F& a# i
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
2 ]" }" n. B) L% ]9 h6 XA Major Cost 1 V k+ f. l( p4 n& I5 n
A Mutated Car # ~! ?, k) p8 f$ q' @
A Morons Car ( k/ l' S1 G+ t( V
Another Major Catastrophe 3 U& |. G3 _& n) z; N: ~
A Man's Car
: `: ] q/ }( E1 I4 IA Miss Conception ! U) a4 `* U8 P# a
All Muscle Car ) h: ~6 V+ f+ }& q$ v- @( [
All Most Car
" m/ y( |1 x5 u. H( EAnnoying Mechanics Constantly % _0 V% c4 ~' X5 `
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: . {- p% I0 q! x- {
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
: M9 _' n. M5 u2 A" d1 fAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ; K- j9 w6 U" s: A% [
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 6 o M8 Y# S: z1 |; b) t5 t! M; P
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 6 r% a* T. C/ {( Q n( U3 A) V
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 3 X1 j/ I; W! f L' R" J
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! W8 \) P/ d/ \2 I; R$ w
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ) t: T# M. w. _
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BMW:
2 |& Z$ f, _6 S4 LBig Money Works
3 j+ D6 l( i S' G& `- | R% B9 @Bought My Wife ' ^7 p) @; l% y5 Z; b
Brutal Money Waster & o- [8 N8 ?% M4 c' `
Break My Window
3 u Q4 H' m B; d' M' g% l4 E: xBreak My Windshield
8 V- q2 ~, Q# N0 w, f& xBabbling Mechanical Wench - R2 n8 O, L, Z& l p
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 6 r. o' W6 { V4 R5 q- ^+ Y! [
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
! ?4 V. c D; y7 m: Y9 D/ h/ DBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
2 p; w" q+ M7 l2 A, [, w r! Z; l3 oBarely Moving Wreck
$ n5 Y1 q3 s, B+ k5 O3 C6 g% BBig Money Waste 9 F1 H- R$ j. r, k& u9 c
Big Money. Why? / X* z% U6 R! r6 i
Big Money Works l% S0 M ]6 e3 K' ^
Born Moderately Wealthy 8 v" P" _, \' U5 B
Breaks Most Wrenches " _- w5 b7 F/ O0 o: C8 X W; |6 v
Bring Many Wrenches
0 L* {& y6 h2 {Brings Me Women # c" f* v8 N3 Z1 \' A5 h- w
Brings More Women
. N- ^: e% n" B+ Z+ V( X- FBroken Money Waster
2 y# K) M# d& F2 {Broke My Wallet
& O* s9 n! d9 u& TBroken Monstrous Wonder
% c6 X b8 x2 o% Z/ @4 A; l% PBumbling Mechanical Wretch - k4 q0 K8 x6 n# N1 A
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
- Q- i- [) q2 H% J4 ~+ c) JBavarian Manure Wagon
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: T6 r9 k P/ }BUICK:
* f* f2 i, c# r9 P1 o! UBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, |- ?8 Z$ T$ l8 e& ^Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ( K* e/ Y# ^( j7 m; P' I8 K3 @
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1 b t3 E# R* f* h \Camaro:
% c5 z, F7 @1 g/ q" S3 KCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
1 e, X! o+ r! n V5 b8 hCan't America Make A Real One? ' R" A3 z5 U# i3 e$ F- F% W# ?: Z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* C8 r7 P1 c8 f0 F' X# A2 NCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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& a) A8 J; M6 d n$ \* uCHEVROLET:
9 t- `/ x/ R. w( x- c9 w! h6 i( tCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 3 h* a5 W% J& _
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
5 h% V' M: s/ O& W3 m1 S; {Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time # I, i# k& s! Y2 I- T
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
1 m/ T: E- n# Y( w% jCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ( z+ F1 P, y9 n0 p
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! t4 i0 U; x0 ^/ SDODGE:
g0 H# f/ [4 c {: G7 t4 EDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 7 k! k- j. l* i- ~) b$ U
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
6 X5 `1 V2 B; tDead Old Dog Going East
6 X$ j" Q2 u7 ]: l5 F5 FDead On Day Guarantee Expires
$ l1 o! p- _' J9 gDead On Delivery, Go Easy $ q b$ X3 q. ~9 ?
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired G2 J# u) v% b$ [2 A
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
6 a* e& |3 C: d: |6 A3 HDear Old Dads Garage Experiment . f" }) s$ V3 R2 P3 q
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! N1 e" j, E6 \/ q" Z
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5 {+ V: s4 a' x2 Y2 Y/ h: YEDSEL: 6 Z' H4 u/ B: C, _& Z( n- L
Every Day Something Else Leaks
" U: F8 Q0 u) B: o |0 I5 zEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ) j, K J; E, l8 D2 g
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FIAT:
, G1 y) o3 H9 MFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
5 [2 y! q1 f: g% \* zFix It Again, Tony
$ |& Q5 B5 Y ^3 W+ |Fix It All the Time
4 m+ Z) F. P. P/ B. {; LFound In A Toilet 7 U$ k! \3 Z: m* L" g1 G
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation $ |) q- h) l7 |" ?
2 k' J) F7 {4 F8 ?FORD: 6 m& u" [% N+ b9 l/ `* V
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 0 _4 b! q1 @8 Q" Z9 c7 a
Fix Or Repair Daily
U6 M [' C5 O p$ rFound On Road Dead
! u4 }" j8 c1 i: x5 w1 gFast Only Rolling Downhill ! z3 E. I, ]/ }- U3 r C" a
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
7 i/ }' F2 |. X0 p5 i. aFails On Rainy Days
/ N- d1 |3 }6 h, r( Q8 Z3 i# eFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream % b+ o# o0 X4 z$ f; W
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ' T) g" e! I: P
Fault Of R&D 8 y8 X7 Z; G+ B5 ]1 m
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
# B; T# i6 L3 ?& i4 v4 GFireball On Rear Denting . C" _$ [; q6 r
First On Road to Dump ( c, |! }! l6 I
First On Rust and Deterioration e, L, |( `3 p3 z
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
" L& K* |$ J- G; m1 I. GFlipping Over Results in Death % e/ W3 g* U- P/ D7 l x C
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
X) `! S; ^# |; S/ L5 XFollow Our Rusty Dogsled $ b6 a* A+ g$ W h# f; Y3 W* Z) V
Foot On Road Decelerates ; Y9 U. ]4 d5 U5 a
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ( w) L& n0 `0 s7 m' r W
Formed Of Rejected DNA - \" [ {5 |2 _$ o
Forwarded Once; Return Denied " ]5 N1 G% L# a( k
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
% u. R$ k2 E8 n% eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin " |3 ^; Z' W D: c5 @
Fork Over Repair Dough 1 i2 \; d" @* {1 h5 J E+ a2 q
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ r- h& A0 g5 ^1 S5 u3 ?& V; gFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & L5 w! p* o, T; s+ ]# x
Free Or Reduced Drastically ( d& `9 b5 ^) Y/ ~
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
|9 d1 V) f5 L# P) h+ l9 X. G+ `Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
4 H6 o- j+ @: a; r: J3 j @. a8 qFunny Old Rattling Dump
" [7 K+ d$ F0 W% E% R& `Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ' m% s+ Q2 b4 Y" C& S
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
5 p: K) O' z' }( W o0 }: b aFound Out-Right Dangerous
6 X; d: G" L' C5 t* j( e7 `3 KFuture Of Racings Delight - K# ?; |# n7 [& O
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
0 p4 V, \" _! x- d: h(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
% T" }6 X/ S8 V0 bLTD:
8 R! t5 X& i, ~4 m- z* O9 wLacks Total Dependability
; {4 z" q7 f2 c6 c1 iLots To Do
3 v% \1 h( R% I E% |Looses Transmissions Daily ( e) y7 h5 L+ o: W- h# ~9 u
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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0 ^! Z0 K* S; w. ^* ?Garbage Motors
2 G8 w' N$ a0 d4 I/ h8 J( WGenerally Miserable / ]2 b! V9 A# R6 m3 U
Grossly Misconceived 7 V; K! h w: i
Gluteus Maximus
8 [5 o- j2 l0 tGood Money
. B u8 }3 ^# i2 TGoofy's Manufacturing
6 @7 \! E8 G7 G2 k; ~% l; r- V9 EGone Mental
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GMC:
( R9 a" X8 p9 j* [$ vGrief & Misery Combined
( I7 C& q8 F7 G8 ~+ n7 kGarage Man's Companion
4 \% z, h! i) a! Z( UGotta Mechanic Coming?
2 A4 e2 J: s. L: o- b$ u1 QGenerally Mediocre Cars
9 b9 J+ p6 F2 ~9 U9 d5 }4 Q1 eGet More Chicks ( A4 |: ?- j6 I/ I
Gets Mechanics Crazy 8 D& Y \- X; E9 o ?% y+ T
Gods Mechanical Curse 7 Y& q# `& S2 i8 R
Got More Crap 7 E+ h2 h( C* l4 o+ E$ v
Great Mountain Climber $ j# A+ O L. h2 b @
Great Motor Car
3 a. L( ]8 d: M6 T/ m4 _God Made Chevy
) _+ s' K0 _, aGood Moron Car
% v" r' i- o: ], r7 hGot Mine Cheap
6 s, t. z5 ^! Q5 P2 T. {- e, HGet My Checkbook # t, b- u% u5 H) |
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
( r; U7 l# f9 R+ e. z9 nGet Tools Out
: U$ I+ N3 w3 w' d% [% UGet To Onramp ! e6 f i+ c0 y( E6 T
Good To Own
1 _* C6 G" O# n1 LGet The Others
# Z" l7 G( f: ?5 \ y, t5 j! KGenerally Trashed Out
8 r* D% H+ q+ gGood Time Out
- P, T. c G+ cGone To Overdrive # m" H0 V$ v0 e! h! C
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( g' z* m2 i) UHONDA: ! _! s3 \) x; P/ c/ o
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 r7 \( N- C: wHad One Never Did Again 7 z# X9 J8 d& q- V2 L, w5 ]
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
: b- q$ H6 Y" n+ IHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 C) f) f! a t4 u" W0 P6 @# T
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 3 `7 v) s% A3 j
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ( r8 ^) y5 z; E5 ?/ B
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
" _4 A7 u5 M9 U2 X& o, DPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes " [( N) ~8 u. t8 O( I2 d7 }6 d3 A
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' N4 O% t0 b6 U. q0 X; [8 b. hHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
* |, v* x' o: [* b& z' U& Z4 |Just Eats Every Part ! b1 Q, K4 r+ [4 L! d4 k* i
Just Empty Every Pocket
n0 O) Z& e- W# \( qJunk Engineering Executed Poorly : K7 a+ Y: n' M* c( L
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 8 n8 I8 S7 }. u {: |" j
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 5 m8 G1 j; Z8 L
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Kick It Around $ K6 J) [, F- L/ w3 C9 k+ y
Kick It Again " ]# x2 T) Z- R; \, o, w, u) v2 P
Killed In Action
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7 A- l" R7 i1 o( ~7 @* f! C5 cLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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/ v0 _: a$ {# J# j) Y# J: i. A/ ]MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ l* M) A# u9 k3 E3 u. A! T& X
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MG:
6 ]$ ?/ \- _( P AMoney Guzzler % `4 [6 p1 Y4 h
Mostly Garaged ' ~ S3 L7 p5 ?$ ]
Major Goof 3 i8 S5 a/ W5 B
MGB: Might Go Backwards 2 X8 S* z6 N& a' e9 R. m. m) B
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
! c, {! g4 P0 mMGB: Motor Going Bad ! m, f7 {6 L; k0 q; B! x
MGF: Might Go Forward
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/ s2 ~9 t) w# ^% q1 @+ zMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 8 P4 G) [) Y' F4 T) D$ R) Q% f9 D* I& l
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MOPAR * h. ?: T) W' I9 J I% J
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 3 I( W+ Y2 |, u) t$ r, B% {6 p
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
2 V V: U3 K4 N+ S: u3 _7 C/ q ~9 TMost Often Passed At Races 9 |% Z9 V; n( K: e+ v9 [
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
2 z; `; P6 ?9 m2 o* J7 {1 c! T5 tMove Over People Are Racing
4 W7 n- f" I1 x/ m' yMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
- q" R/ a9 k+ n& J7 l/ t7 x/ GMy Old Pig Ain't Running : j- o" y+ h2 c3 R
My Only Problems Are Repairs # N0 E: c9 z) b9 t9 ^% |* I& I
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . Q! { V* b& e* P/ [0 j' c
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
+ J6 Z" n1 I* Z- \( L1 l: w7 pMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
6 t1 p: W/ ]& M! m2 R$ B4 jMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 Z; d% w! K h k4 qMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 1 |7 }% m o7 J" Q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , T2 K9 q% A- F
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, P1 h& A) o& U6 m( I+ p+ B1 iOLDSMOBILE:
1 |3 a5 b2 i9 YOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
: r0 [* Z/ w' d! @3 lOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
3 H* u6 Z, e0 ^# ~Put In Nickel To Operate
# }, t" ~& K: N6 B( t2 jPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
. U+ G. O) ]4 {, uPut In New Transmission Often
/ \1 e$ P- O7 H. |; B$ z0 k4 Q& ]Pushed In Neutral Too Often $ \! J& B' M& v0 w: G' m$ F) Z& }( H
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PONTIAC:
! w$ o: O: t# X; U1 n% kPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
0 u) C, G' s3 p- }; Q' J+ x9 C/ o1 cPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
6 C, R8 J- }4 y" MProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 4 Q/ W& [! N0 g7 U+ b5 D
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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2 q# j* T2 c- i6 o0 _: gSAAB: 3 E& _, t1 c, _. X5 R. @
Send Another Automobile Back - u7 R. c1 A! G6 Y, N) `; g
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
% e6 h8 `- \# O. Z/ b4 I* GSad Attempt At Beauty ' Q6 v. }3 n2 G6 H2 \( a" O# o& L
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 2 Q0 U+ J/ u. U) ]- z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards + L! {; q5 y: ?+ L& m9 F
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ( z- Y, c% G$ }, x
- c6 e- S' X' h2 LTOYOTA:
7 ?$ n4 x; X$ C7 g4 W5 s% `Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto . F6 A+ t( b' c, H/ y: B
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
" r$ n, |5 Y. `7 B9 ZThe One You Ought To Avoid ( _9 \7 F& O/ V2 f4 Q, X9 D
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3 f3 m7 R. s7 C) l JTRIUMPH: . i P8 Z1 \: R, g6 i
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! , M, V6 e6 |5 B
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required * b, Y9 f' O* w
& _; R; |+ f2 f" tVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
5 E( E9 [, O1 N! T2 ~9 ?Vintage Wreck
3 b6 i( @! w8 {' Y( kVirtually Worthless |
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