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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ! b4 N; \4 z/ f1 z
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ACURA: 5 }* L2 _9 Y2 I+ g( Y5 g
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
1 }1 h: h- U1 G( p6 zAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 1 ? p" a8 O% F4 e: D6 h& ]! C4 R
All Makes Combined 5 G1 u2 `/ J" R# o! T: I+ [
A Major Cost + F5 N! C" N0 m7 K! g+ V8 a$ O
A Mutated Car
6 E/ L. e% X( n/ {A Morons Car
: h% p4 j$ ~' _' x- ^Another Major Catastrophe
+ q! ]4 a4 ~' r3 C5 EA Man's Car 7 q. F6 K- |! [% |* y
A Miss Conception
8 P; h o' |" i' F+ u) k VAll Muscle Car ; W; n) J) s! A, t. ]8 ?
All Most Car
6 {5 i, p- U1 L" \Annoying Mechanics Constantly
) p n; s- P. X1 EAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented , c% ~3 \$ j8 L( R
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
) d: h6 Q) i) y# WAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
% t6 b( z Z, VAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
! a6 [/ Z: w1 d5 B$ [, E' qAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % z6 X( ^6 z% W, N& F
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ; Y2 y% E% m- X+ C( ]6 }' M
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 7 n$ J+ S2 m8 q5 o1 U
Big Money Works 9 r$ w2 h- b- f% c4 O
Bought My Wife
/ U/ W) I7 J: ^3 }0 _4 B8 R! JBrutal Money Waster * ^. W, H/ e, g6 m8 K9 H$ w/ Z
Break My Window 9 n. ? i- Q( c6 ? m" X# k: K$ k
Break My Windshield
% ?9 ~, ?; J y1 }- zBabbling Mechanical Wench
% J6 m+ p0 ~. j5 G) }1 }# CBeastly Monstrous Wonder ) |. z6 S6 C7 |/ S
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ j. N& |5 k# A) m; |: U. hBeautiful Mechanical Wonder . `4 D( ? `9 m2 w& a+ n5 C3 C
Barely Moving Wreck
& }; G% ~8 V+ c" @; c. kBig Money Waste
* ]) s, ]2 r" GBig Money. Why? 7 {1 a0 I0 e! J% q
Big Money Works
7 g9 N% K# K! _+ }Born Moderately Wealthy
4 K6 b6 c) o0 c% H6 x- E" fBreaks Most Wrenches % ]1 c2 v$ p) O
Bring Many Wrenches . s& O! V3 \& j- Q& m! Q( M# }
Brings Me Women
$ K- f' N+ ?3 Y6 I" B/ U3 XBrings More Women
8 O% I9 j) F# x1 p0 p: H# }Broken Money Waster / f5 i/ w7 L: ]8 ?1 h2 k3 o
Broke My Wallet $ r( d! q6 E' L" H% G) @3 r( o
Broken Monstrous Wonder 3 j4 z1 K& f N5 J
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
2 |% n! R# Q+ c0 k0 |1 VBlasphemous Motorized Wreck # T( p( V" i0 |! D5 k
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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7 Q) ?( X' I) {8 T. vBUICK: ! p p. e7 D3 R
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer - X2 z- G# q* O! I$ z# O: m0 x
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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* s0 D/ ?0 h; p& j: X l; DCamaro:
6 i( [" C, S: L8 h, `, ^# bCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
) V$ a y" b: `+ @) F% SCan't America Make A Real One? 9 y# X' K% ]5 }6 r2 R
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ! O* Q5 n6 I" q% H: H5 n7 ~2 w; ~
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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) I, t, C1 Z# SCHEVROLET: * r3 I; j r. O K7 ?
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
# D0 m$ J9 q1 ^+ h) `. @Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 X# R; Y8 ]9 S ^ ^0 y$ k% R0 X( k1 OCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# ?2 ^) A5 Q' M. s7 m e. EConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques + v: H- C( ~: o
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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( N9 x) C/ [0 |" @. `7 z7 W& KDODGE:
6 x! U j8 M/ U6 _% L( K- ]Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% y/ ^' P3 j& f8 B* uDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater " C' K: Q. R2 Z0 v( i0 S2 c& n/ f2 t; x
Dead Old Dog Going East * `' \6 C: @5 G* l
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires , h, t- E s% e2 `) w
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
: S7 u8 K$ M- S6 qDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired : o, G9 g9 b, c1 V) W
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- A$ f' D+ k$ N8 b/ TDear Old Dads Garage Experiment , }8 Z3 E6 }+ T9 q7 c
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive . M" \+ M1 }1 e0 s8 f% `
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EDSEL:
0 y3 p9 y. ]% p; D) N/ l2 t8 gEvery Day Something Else Leaks - l1 v+ G7 A6 H3 `
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
M% b* p, A8 m0 X1 hFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
8 X9 x4 u: G0 f- lFix It Again, Tony % N& h% L+ l |3 m1 d
Fix It All the Time s4 Q: A" Y) G/ \# z
Found In A Toilet ! X# u% F- v4 G( _6 p( V/ N; v
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation q2 n4 b- ]3 t [. \, Y6 Z
- a5 P' F2 Z; A1 _/ \FORD: 6 r n5 }# t. T$ d" n: F6 j
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge & I3 p% r- G( F- b( @) t; f
Fix Or Repair Daily 7 M, r3 u! v j5 h( P
Found On Road Dead
6 r5 F G: k2 i: a+ Q) z9 gFast Only Rolling Downhill
$ m& N: w: U* t! U$ f4 L+ c( eFirst On Race Day : z* e6 B. w2 ~ Q8 c
First On Recall Day 0 P, w, i1 L+ e& f( G
Fabricated Of Refried Dung - @* ]+ m4 D/ i! o
Fails On Rainy Days
* Q4 }6 e- p N2 B& RFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
( V& ?0 s; s- R( @" D |" QFatally Obese Redneck Driver
4 V% W A# s( D$ H$ MFault Of R&D
. G! e7 F; U: G8 H0 c! b) u8 l. `Finally Obsolete Racing Device 7 g" h9 W! X g& K* d& i# t
Fireball On Rear Denting
; u2 K6 e+ O. J# m& u" l/ n d+ KFirst On Road to Dump 8 ^, R2 f$ e- z+ k5 k- }# |
First On Rust and Deterioration
* F0 l( O: N; o9 D3 lFix Or Recycle Dilemma
# M1 j7 Z5 _1 M2 r- cFlipping Over Results in Death % i3 ?( G* a2 G# C( @* Q) E% u
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster * u4 s3 D8 s4 Q( A. s( ]+ a
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled " g( X" @2 A% k5 `* z
Foot On Road Decelerates ' J, R' x+ E* D8 w- \) @
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 1 e4 ~$ o- G' H2 g
Formed Of Rejected DNA ' F# E: z: R: S" }6 f
Forwarded Once; Return Denied # L$ ]: ~) G* M2 A0 W8 K! h) ~
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 6 v- A/ B, j) M; \ h
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin + l% g. E+ K, i5 R4 T& S
Fork Over Repair Dough
4 Y+ n6 b; c( n( K3 h2 X, GFouled Out Re-done Dodge
# f; j* }$ Q/ G8 q0 ] MFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
) M2 q q% p* T( A) YFree Or Reduced Drastically
, t" ], J( t8 A1 aFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 n% f# \, W; ^' m3 B v; T
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
7 i! Y! p8 {6 uFunny Old Rattling Dump
0 m* g9 t" ?2 h( h( m. e) p* e+ xForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & x9 \; e& E- v7 y9 Q6 X
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 3 n- g: r m0 P) c3 v4 T5 A
Found Out-Right Dangerous
' N9 E8 b* X( R- OFuture Of Racings Delight
3 N9 v/ _$ v0 U% f6 }) e; R4 L(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
+ E; o/ k2 r4 v# X(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability / `' O4 I" ]5 Q% a8 I
Lots To Do
7 |3 A5 N$ O$ I$ B. V. A( uLooses Transmissions Daily
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: U M* u, _( g4 {: T% D1 a: eGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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9 j" k% X# F/ m% u5 V8 n3 D) nGeneral Maintenance 7 q$ J+ M8 k! @# ?
Great Mistake 4 A% T U6 M' @! }" V3 v: N9 J
Garbage Motors
) E% ?: B* J: I( y4 xGenerally Miserable * g7 B3 w7 ^ }
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money
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Gone Mental 1 a4 \' |, A% p
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Grief & Misery Combined 8 p. H9 U2 {0 Z- n
Garage Man's Companion o2 G- ?0 Y6 v5 w: M1 V( ?
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 0 [' o7 e- u' ?, V2 p6 w
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy ) d9 A# u$ r$ H/ F# L8 u
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Got More Crap
, w3 `5 z5 e& ]3 oGreat Mountain Climber
) O2 M/ Z# p( |! o& T! yGreat Motor Car 0 C" H4 A3 n( {
God Made Chevy . ^) P) J' v( x0 C9 v5 l! O* e6 C
Good Moron Car 0 @1 i( S9 O) u" H2 H3 D0 Z$ Y; c+ [
Got Mine Cheap
% Y- o) i2 `! n- [Get My Checkbook
7 g4 Q7 r1 [+ D0 _3 ~Gone Mad Corp. . w0 O7 `+ S* {& O) M5 i
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GTO:
" W4 J* J5 V% a/ E; ?5 DGas, Tires, Oil 7 u2 l' h' j5 n4 q0 D N5 J
Get Tools Out $ x, h- \. S j5 n1 D! Q
Get To Onramp
: a$ w; M) B/ J3 p6 N* Q) bGood To Own
( p* h) l& L3 ? b" S" J8 \Get The Others 5 R8 w$ l) G& b" z% _0 d
Generally Trashed Out # f& }/ i, q2 H; J$ t3 Y5 X p
Good Time Out
8 l3 Z2 f& U) e9 aGone To Overdrive & Y- w- v7 ^. }, g- U A
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
6 C* v- r# b0 ]: F1 S3 YHad One Never Did Again
1 t8 m1 c4 n; sHang On, Not Done Accelerating
3 B5 M8 s2 o( u% { O# {. ^Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles , A' o8 Y; P. T" _
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
6 t$ C' n$ T4 j A/ p# V9 h7 b- cHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration / H" C4 E1 d) t T% W8 j) Q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
1 ~7 ]: X8 i" q7 A5 zPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... # s- _) \( ~# _. S
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/ i2 G, }* c: j' `$ e7 u4 j1 z6 AJust Eats Every Part
2 A2 [# K# M& J& RJust Empty Every Pocket
( x) v7 I5 L' }% J/ Q! z% FJunk Engineering Executed Poorly : L2 g d s- {# Q
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes / e( s8 z; g- N: \ n
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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$ E7 z2 G5 g2 y) i/ f3 \9 \Kick It Around - J$ Q5 d3 p4 O) ]) ?9 _
Kick It Again ; G: Y x$ e& _0 M" T& l6 p# J
Killed In Action ; C* T* N3 z8 ?" d
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Mostly Garaged
$ Q! _$ c, N% I3 l) hMajor Goof 4 R# [' u0 G) w% F) ~
MGB: Might Go Backwards
7 u' r* u. `0 J2 N; lMGB: Might Go, But . . . - b0 x- W' ^1 I( B4 j& J. n
MGB: Motor Going Bad
$ L4 h/ c# ^; O7 Z TMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate : c6 {$ G; I& H' \
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' a3 q: I3 }" a2 x, d" vMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously " V% [) K! D, @1 [( h$ u3 W& k
Most Often Passed At Races
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Move Over People Are Racing
3 v+ H) }% D" h+ R1 q j2 fMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 1 S7 d/ t1 F! _9 h+ ~
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( h3 v9 e% T- {# X0 iMy Only Problems Are Repairs $ }9 x: k: n" n" l. u6 P# _
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ! C* Q' J1 `) L- i# ?
More Often Parts Are Replaced & s: W* a- t/ p [
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MUSTANG:
4 n" `1 ?9 h9 \1 n. T4 U1 N# aMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
0 W* q1 R }( X8 ]Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
+ S; X: N! X; W& }4 U( g" OMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ) f8 P) i5 O( \: `1 t$ o1 e; k d
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO , c x1 _3 g# X: L' Z( ?5 m
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5 z1 q6 O: o$ l% S- aOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # X! Z' K& S& ?2 a9 D6 q0 M7 J
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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+ Q6 a$ ~& q7 O+ c5 E5 ^PINTO: 3 o- E7 y4 w+ P3 n. k! W1 I
Put In Nickel To Operate
3 ^* i/ |( H3 ^# D+ n. hPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
) P; X2 h4 M& Q# k5 k6 h9 QPut In New Transmission Often
5 E( z% S& u3 e, C) u! n* vPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
1 \# T$ I& x+ M Y! OPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
/ M. S; K. \0 j: s0 Z# V, c7 T9 v1 xPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: & ~, R1 M( |8 a$ \
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
p& f% f, M" s1 j: UPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back 6 G, G5 `" C8 z- ~
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown " x! I* Y6 f- A6 y/ I! Z
Sad Attempt At Beauty 6 F' v) z1 v# s- r% {& n4 k
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
; P% b, B+ B* FShape Appears Ass-Backwards 4 `8 E* H$ x. v% m
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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0 X) l" F/ T3 x. @4 FToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 m* x7 f9 x3 z1 n: cTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 4 e: g/ `1 P' m, l& z& L
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
5 u# @8 m% f x( JThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
' r! m$ b/ H2 l3 J5 b8 |- uTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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& G5 C9 m# X: s$ o- `0 P3 h( LTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ; G) x2 Q: Z* k8 c
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* [1 l$ E Q& A: q% }" PVintage Wreck 5 F' q/ |4 K7 u8 y0 G4 F
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