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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: % U2 x& e M1 ~. m: n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile . L2 `3 ]! a6 F
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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+ {, t% K+ |! _0 qAMC: . B4 ~; D! q& t8 C: s/ k6 E
All Makes Combined 5 K3 y6 v% I- {; d
A Major Cost
+ [: E; \* U0 H! JA Mutated Car
9 P* b! x& q. s/ `8 uA Morons Car ; K7 e8 r$ ^# m. D. U0 k
Another Major Catastrophe
$ r1 o* X5 w8 }* M3 PA Man's Car
) ?. y! d- g# F1 }A Miss Conception
( g% W7 L" w/ f' v. q4 O; V9 IAll Muscle Car 9 p) \2 i1 m/ X8 G! \6 U
All Most Car
4 k2 W' I0 Q! F4 T% i/ GAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
8 C8 i! ?+ ?5 r. w" TAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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" O+ M2 Q& B7 c% N3 _AUDI:
) G" q- v2 F# K2 }$ y' eAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented / J9 w$ G3 k2 B H/ y. ]/ z& a( l' f
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ' s: \& \1 A# E! ]/ b8 ^7 ]
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 M# d* a( X4 m8 B( [+ Y6 r, q
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ) P& B8 e( t7 G" y
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & o1 `3 _- q) Y# q8 U ^9 Q7 H
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ' L5 s `3 K* `, Y ]$ H
All Unnecessary Devices Installed & N: R% S% N- \4 }
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7 F8 T' X* r2 {; S8 _ {BMW: ; }0 K9 F) v; }( b0 {0 _
Big Money Works
' j1 f( j1 b+ I' {9 [- o# Z! WBought My Wife ( T* d7 t# l0 m
Brutal Money Waster
) H' `; S. _% q3 C6 e1 BBreak My Window : @! v6 Z4 \, E5 {) z( N v9 T
Break My Windshield
# {$ ?" r$ t" ?. A9 W: V5 \Babbling Mechanical Wench + f1 R/ s$ ^$ u( Y, ^. g5 h9 H5 {
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 2 ?7 t- S1 z& r) j( ]# @
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : e( i. L. g8 r
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
$ Y; R* T2 ^, d7 A' w$ l3 A, CBarely Moving Wreck
1 @5 Y/ @2 |$ Q/ z7 IBig Money Waste 5 X O' p8 N, t% l; q/ k# N6 o
Big Money. Why? $ Z# v* k+ D! [. v
Big Money Works 7 C8 T8 R( U2 n2 m- ^
Born Moderately Wealthy
8 {9 E* `+ M, M* E1 {$ p4 C' oBreaks Most Wrenches 6 N8 F7 a2 T+ F" C. c" U$ U3 j" e& |
Bring Many Wrenches 6 z, K+ L0 c+ T/ }
Brings Me Women * J9 B& J; Z3 M% R! u
Brings More Women * N! w# g2 k* f" O1 W
Broken Money Waster
) A L# M7 F R, \4 y7 {Broke My Wallet
4 @! H6 I! j( qBroken Monstrous Wonder
1 M; N9 V( d, ZBumbling Mechanical Wretch
- w- X4 v) t, {) G: gBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
( w! k# p4 a+ N: k3 D# g# {# ?7 @/ ABavarian Manure Wagon 1 v& W9 B" w$ ?& j3 _
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BUICK:
8 G6 v4 J: z3 u% QBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, L+ k7 M& I9 _* A) f8 LBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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8 e Q' b+ z" J' i) zCamaro:
" Q' \0 K h. p/ L) M" m" qCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
x. w1 W' ]% j- w G: \Can't America Make A Real One? 8 b% _8 B6 J {8 S( S" u
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
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CHEVROLET:
$ N% W8 y3 T. G& lCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips / p. u) D% L+ `' K+ B- {: y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time , V. x& t4 D) ]9 j# h T( m
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ; H/ P) C. u$ ^% B2 Q
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
' ]9 N8 }/ u7 r: F% ^ QCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: , x! G ?# R0 S: J- N1 J
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 8 F; w s# a5 H
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater * l( K; A6 s: \4 ?- P; M- g
Dead Old Dog Going East 5 K% H) f5 W6 Y5 M$ `2 h6 {
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
# D- ]) m6 C) k) ~5 y8 tDead On Delivery, Go Easy 1 y9 O z. k: `3 P
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ L5 f' T. v6 H$ \* Y! aDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
1 G4 d* s. s% `- u1 B; E- g; pDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 Y: \9 v$ R4 I4 qDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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6 R {: B, ?3 s P9 ^EDSEL:
+ e! j5 G' v5 d6 m- [6 `) SEvery Day Something Else Leaks 9 Y; f R1 u6 c% l z& E# f# e
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 6 O1 n: M6 {, W( B: A0 u
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FIAT: @5 f& F: A: G7 h2 J
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ! Q" h4 H% Z( k2 [6 B
Fix It Again, Tony
! S' i$ f% f1 a8 sFix It All the Time
3 x+ i/ E/ l; RFound In A Toilet . W$ v U0 }2 l8 G0 q7 r5 W
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ; P; P% V4 d% d" Z3 [3 N/ {
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FORD: 6 v. }" f4 `+ e, W
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 5 U. Z. i6 {$ b/ u |0 s
Fix Or Repair Daily
! a0 r/ {. }& R4 g. e2 |* NFound On Road Dead 3 \) t6 a, L" @: Z
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
7 L, W P% O6 F, F& NFirst On Race Day * v2 x! Q! M+ v3 o! _
First On Recall Day . J) a3 P% E: @; M
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 0 b, p g( X L0 B/ e
Fails On Rainy Days # l. b1 j4 B# k2 P. I3 o
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
& D8 M S' T& |" V$ c+ tFatally Obese Redneck Driver
; Q7 H" x/ C4 b/ H7 W/ UFault Of R&D 2 S6 c. B) E0 ~& m, h5 i
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 7 q. h1 q' t7 X* S5 e
Fireball On Rear Denting 6 G, G$ j' c, @/ }3 e3 D
First On Road to Dump % i: `4 g0 T* E, \2 \9 m
First On Rust and Deterioration
9 I& U& I9 t8 CFix Or Recycle Dilemma 9 q1 {& Y+ k9 z4 k& E2 H
Flipping Over Results in Death
7 m' Z5 R8 q- V4 m' l* Y" X* `Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
' l- _# ~- L2 W- X' r3 K) dFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
9 d$ P2 u( Z3 q/ \Foot On Road Decelerates # L/ e% [5 S8 x2 ^& [6 `
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
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Forwarded Once; Return Denied
1 I4 b) E' ~+ `" N- IForward Only; Reverse Defective
, t, A7 e. Y6 ]Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
; h1 n% z& b6 B0 bFork Over Repair Dough
' Y6 _* s8 C4 \6 s8 cFouled Out Re-done Dodge ) y% J6 G+ {1 G: V1 T" K1 Y
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
6 O* x5 u5 P- \' hFree Or Reduced Drastically
/ A) {) `' J; ^# K& q! |. M! WFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 u' f' W" `1 j! O" Y) M/ O( B0 s
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
( W4 `8 m$ I0 G4 G* OFunny Old Rattling Dump
, C& E0 O- `8 x6 r- [Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
+ T) S8 m4 k1 _, @) \Future Of Racings Delight
* ?$ j* O4 C. o& |% y( e" S$ g+ L(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 z+ E0 J: j0 U(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
2 o( ~" e. ]! w4 fLots To Do 1 L! C* S9 F5 K2 x
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked $ V# ^' [( u j; n
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2 h0 T' U. a* `$ L& `2 V6 bGeneral Maintenance
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$ s* v9 q; A# n9 a& AGarbage Motors
! v+ U% e1 G2 L, x8 GGenerally Miserable ' d Y" c Z( q. ]+ m3 h
Grossly Misconceived 3 j6 l. d0 C& |! o+ x, O
Gluteus Maximus 0 N" f: Y2 f, q# ?2 ]7 ^6 C4 R2 R2 {! ?7 A2 Y
Good Money ) I% d& n2 X7 R9 a/ X" c4 i
Goofy's Manufacturing / @4 V; [+ {- s8 c9 {/ ?
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined ' g' ?6 Q; u. k, x$ `
Garage Man's Companion
) J* d3 t$ W* j o. X' oGotta Mechanic Coming?
/ `$ D& z3 g. [6 V' D) nGenerally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
4 v; q6 ^* J5 NGods Mechanical Curse 9 y4 o/ \! ?6 m1 I0 {+ p Q ^
Got More Crap 6 q, i( S& F! g c U% r+ I6 Q
Great Mountain Climber ; B( H- M0 j9 @. ^' S3 ~' ?- n
Great Motor Car 0 W1 U% u6 x1 d: |7 s2 h1 ^
God Made Chevy ' b3 n8 {1 f9 ?" n5 D
Good Moron Car
$ F ^- a+ e5 fGot Mine Cheap
6 n7 N7 E6 N( I/ H7 V5 _Get My Checkbook
2 I# s+ t; K3 l! s! mGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: . N7 p% x. ~1 G4 r$ B
Gas, Tires, Oil
; I. k4 c! @" ]# ]Get Tools Out , P" E6 ~+ x: ?3 h5 a$ [6 a
Get To Onramp
6 B3 y& P! h1 H+ H8 m/ c+ eGood To Own
- R8 W9 b) e. |, k6 cGet The Others
q. z/ q/ e3 p/ ]Generally Trashed Out
8 @. E) h+ j% L% V, v; ]Good Time Out 9 r S- Y6 x, |& l
Gone To Overdrive - @0 `3 |6 W8 w V+ e$ _& m, j( Z
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ) V6 d3 U6 b8 D. z! @, Q
Had One Never Did Again 6 e$ S4 D+ v6 j3 n7 P: x1 _4 h6 H
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
9 P( @$ o. W+ W, k4 sHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 5 n+ M; V! z& ?3 X, }2 Y
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / ~- I- j. b$ R8 L
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
8 H; d2 k: b) |% E$ z% M6 CHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
0 h5 b3 a1 }1 i2 J$ B5 X5 s4 g& U% SPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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8 S5 a, f# Z, _6 X5 \! x( N: u6 bHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
\& [( e2 Z# Y& pJust Eats Every Part + }8 t6 W" l" M" _
Just Empty Every Pocket 5 }* k4 [( I: t" r4 J2 P2 w
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ) w! H9 g H% z; N7 x# p1 |/ A$ w
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ) Q$ J6 \* ]6 i( g+ Q0 I1 V( q
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
- H3 z0 _! C# b4 xKick It Again
; b9 O" w8 k! Y& }- H9 CKilled In Action 5 u: b8 m1 w+ Y: g0 R. v
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
$ _( U. W3 v2 e; R2 v! R) cMoney Guzzler 3 @9 X3 A3 p- g* q! U7 k
Mostly Garaged + L/ C1 c" {9 ]( E
Major Goof
* Q6 ]5 l6 E) ~3 C) S2 SMGB: Might Go Backwards / v" H2 m3 e' Q) G# u6 {/ F: T# h
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ( l( g% b) n" W! G; i$ t
MGB: Motor Going Bad
) _* S/ I" I- B) SMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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: L; z- v/ ]: _! z! K* r/ |* [( ?Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ! c% Z; ^& t! }. P
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' e2 b0 s7 K$ q& o4 B+ k! _' X$ b; z
Most Often Passed At Races ; Y1 A' Z. K7 W6 `; ?: j& q
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 |. M; h! s: H# h2 `' RMove Over People Are Racing 8 N; |8 U+ S6 s. \1 ]
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly % G4 C" I# Z r# B
My Old Pig Ain't Running 7 k. k2 U, D( a U8 K4 ~8 e
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" ^3 v' [. I" T* l' c& lMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
, O! J6 v% ?2 j$ HMore Often Parts Are Replaced - }, s$ _9 B4 h6 x8 F/ K/ j: A1 ~, ^
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MUSTANG:
) G. H4 ^" K" V4 \$ J& V( NMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 6 f8 j* w$ d, G9 P* X+ _
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 i7 a4 _4 @5 \7 ]2 `5 K
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, u i) D" e& N$ W( ]1 IMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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. z; s3 w- |! y$ ?. ^; COld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 9 V! a0 b9 C% Y, r- o
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment . n! Z( K% }4 {2 [ O# _6 |* _
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PINTO: ( r' F1 t& v. g/ q+ n$ c
Put In Nickel To Operate 9 K8 o6 n B8 n J, H4 g
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
0 S) G+ j/ w8 k9 H+ Q fPut In New Transmission Often
9 k% z# |$ C& O! ~6 k4 K0 o A. HPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 4 S8 S% }6 p( j L( w: v" C
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car * ^1 M& Z8 x4 U4 c6 O! L3 Z) |& c
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
% ^ A9 d) A/ C( R: N& T( N& aProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. G" @9 t$ q: s3 C( @Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough $ U/ }* r- F* i+ n3 ]+ l/ n
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SAAB:
8 |: x* \5 T9 c% CSend Another Automobile Back - j3 E! F2 z1 ]) S
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown " j% z) V/ _. s/ F
Sad Attempt At Beauty f8 S' k4 B6 V; I2 M [
Sorry Auto, Always Broken $ }! i0 r3 O6 n1 ]8 C
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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/ d# L# |# ~* kSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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0 ^5 C7 T( `% S1 H5 |1 |TOYOTA:
/ f2 x4 T! q4 ^! O$ KToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto $ L$ S+ f. O' a1 z9 l; \( x
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass o5 N2 G$ Y! L2 e9 |# a1 \
The One You Ought To Avoid 2 P* G1 \9 t" d9 F& z- s
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TRIUMPH:
' S0 f; n( p# W" hThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 5 G0 c- h$ } b8 f3 n7 t. l9 Y
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: % d, Z" i& c0 V2 B ]6 W4 C! l
Vintage Wreck
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