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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ' [2 o# b# Y* {8 F/ Q q" U
2 e% q. i5 J/ W3 i# { ^4 q6 nACURA: - {. E, R; h8 f% W4 ]1 b! _
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- Y% h5 U3 m3 ]8 V+ O+ u. nAsia's Curse Upon Rural America * }3 `9 T; T3 V& W; [
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AMC:
' h$ V, p# t& t5 wAll Makes Combined
( [/ A( D; Q% g9 e1 DA Major Cost 4 A& r( R2 e- E2 I- ^/ L x/ s7 n
A Mutated Car
- @9 O9 j( X% I; A2 P$ c, U, aA Morons Car 0 i8 }" Z& D! g4 ~7 _
Another Major Catastrophe 1 |' u! @# Z5 q. C
A Man's Car - c: E8 f5 `5 K5 H* w4 {+ x; X5 h. ? U
A Miss Conception ( h1 k) @# J3 {2 m9 z
All Muscle Car
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. J* r5 B- V8 N8 L- c5 rAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
6 i/ c/ c9 m2 j, w6 i% E9 N# eAutomotive Mental Cruelty 1 R# {6 o/ d1 b4 z J3 J& G8 a
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented + n; @1 M7 M4 }8 W G
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 3 o7 H+ B$ j. g/ }; c2 _0 x
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
7 I( Y2 f9 Y# o9 Z; N: ?4 lAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
/ j- \- Y% U$ v9 \. N( f$ \9 MAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence : I' W5 E2 K% I9 @5 G4 _
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. , x2 n0 h9 ` v4 e8 F9 k
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 1 K$ C& I, `6 P3 {0 A7 v- K# Q( z
Big Money Works 1 }; I' I5 W% a4 q
Bought My Wife
8 N" W1 ]7 w* M, SBrutal Money Waster
( y" l1 R# N' ~' B' qBreak My Window ' Q9 j# H$ d( @6 T
Break My Windshield . t, b! Z$ h8 u1 }6 U! |2 F
Babbling Mechanical Wench
' X* l3 J4 k( |Beastly Monstrous Wonder
& R% z+ i' M9 ABeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
6 [/ }% |8 B9 k2 x! u9 c" i! dBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 1 f2 M1 H! ~$ ?5 R4 N/ r* G
Barely Moving Wreck - b) o) u# x) n1 K
Big Money Waste
5 l( l/ N0 d4 M3 r& f3 k* ~& _Big Money. Why?
6 Q" l/ ^! K" z3 y6 m2 XBig Money Works 8 o( s9 k% o' D; M
Born Moderately Wealthy
) t8 t: b ^% J( m, j% s, tBreaks Most Wrenches
# B9 b' P/ V: F1 \Bring Many Wrenches
5 }) q# Z" E0 m# k7 yBrings Me Women
7 R1 |* D$ v- YBrings More Women + u1 T: h/ @/ a4 d
Broken Money Waster
$ w1 X! G7 j) Y2 C6 fBroke My Wallet
3 W+ X- e; W6 \5 @Broken Monstrous Wonder
& ~) {0 n" Y( }7 d$ lBumbling Mechanical Wretch $ e" a- k$ w w: B
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck . t) p4 A) d5 U7 P K5 @
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: % a% F4 Z& F5 _" r# C! D+ N
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
' J4 U7 [# g% R3 }6 ^0 YBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ( _6 \1 W8 c) T6 o6 w
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Camaro: & Q8 s7 {% k: ^8 q0 f) Y; F. `0 c
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 9 O3 D& t8 p @' o6 f5 p0 H
Can't America Make A Real One? ; _" z$ O6 P4 M$ P. r9 c
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ; k8 c4 d- l# |5 p5 x
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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" ]: w+ t6 a, [4 t1 m# R! Q$ G' P4 \- TCHEVROLET:
& W% K9 C' r8 E3 n: E. HCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 3 k1 _4 N, @6 T+ R1 g. y6 J# Q+ M5 y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
n6 e$ ~1 d6 \+ \% HCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
3 R/ Z" m; ^# z- }# N/ uConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
5 R, \; ~' t/ ~/ Q' G1 S s& DCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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8 `8 T0 l8 h5 wDODGE:
* a, n+ J% v& IDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* ^, P3 C) z DDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
4 {, r( ^- {* t( v8 R0 ~Dead Old Dog Going East
+ U6 o! ~ g4 JDead On Day Guarantee Expires
3 N' ?$ p2 ?& i( [, m* oDead On Delivery, Go Easy " E/ m) j0 R$ g1 r* l1 V
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # t) x$ p& i* d) K8 ~! B
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 9 j% s, S# D" i6 E5 M) Z# _6 {
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment , c. ]" Y$ {( ]9 g
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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5 h* L; N1 U7 B% C& r+ [Every Day Something Else Leaks $ A: o: j/ `: a7 A# A2 P" E8 P0 K; q
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs # F' [2 r: P* j, ]! C, a' [/ O
3 m3 c3 t( B- e3 E2 l; `FIAT: 1 F m, R# O/ H! b7 V% l
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ' j( f6 B% M# J) l
Fix It Again, Tony
# n* I) V; {8 d9 ~* VFix It All the Time ; y0 r1 s2 ?) r% }
Found In A Toilet 9 ~1 j/ O% n6 m$ j& v
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ; a3 N1 I- g5 @) j
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FORD: / m) [: M# S; u0 i. w6 i
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge / T+ C1 M, A+ d; J
Fix Or Repair Daily + w& R& e( S4 m3 v' h5 A
Found On Road Dead + P1 L, V3 u. _8 e6 |
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ) O7 |- T% ^; M% o
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung ) C/ c8 _; z0 x( R. p
Fails On Rainy Days
% G" G5 o" O C1 F9 c. }Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; w V+ P2 B6 |5 g( h
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
! ~& n) c; P3 t/ oFault Of R&D # ~$ V* k4 |. k; F
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
1 P8 W: \' j2 t% VFireball On Rear Denting l2 Q5 B0 d0 |* n$ R$ B, C
First On Road to Dump & D1 _" r2 M2 C
First On Rust and Deterioration
) Q! l( Y0 R3 l. H% m. M; @9 PFix Or Recycle Dilemma
c% N5 m* T* K" U: rFlipping Over Results in Death 8 |# z% o8 b8 k/ J% Z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
! ^( N3 J9 m) ^% o+ } ]Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
7 z3 T Q [9 s/ jFoot On Road Decelerates / q( ~+ [4 x+ Y/ g0 @$ t2 O. ^" w: z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
+ X' n& {, |2 v9 r- uFormed Of Rejected DNA T( i: O9 B0 u2 E7 j
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
; b5 G+ W) A- M- g- d" i3 ~ vForward Only; Reverse Defective E7 Q6 j3 i' y0 Z; O
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- @3 T7 [) ~: H7 FFork Over Repair Dough # O8 K- v0 `6 [
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 7 e) R* m/ X! m9 n% h1 v
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 j! n; c. _# ^% Y2 m
Free Or Reduced Drastically
. O/ ~& k! d1 F' _Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
! o; j* Y% ]- zFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: a+ M K2 R. b8 \$ G2 k' TFunny Old Rattling Dump 1 ?' y! @6 F* J2 `2 b
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ s5 l: }8 x0 ~3 p; o$ C
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
4 H1 ]6 d6 t2 @, T! {& WFound Out-Right Dangerous
& ?6 U( Q$ m8 ]0 W6 TFuture Of Racings Delight . e: L+ J% K& M2 o% H/ ?( N$ Z
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
! d! O4 K( E/ C' x c6 T(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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+ k7 f+ Q- @ V7 H% w" Y" Q1 rLacks Total Dependability
! m2 M; F. p3 h: z3 KLots To Do - R# [. S8 h" H9 T4 c2 F5 F
Looses Transmissions Daily ! p" s" \1 W, R
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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0 X/ f5 L- Q2 j. }5 h5 IGeneral Maintenance 0 f$ M1 F$ Q6 U9 m- o% T! t
Great Mistake
B1 Q3 S" T8 l" y9 D6 P) fGarbage Motors + s# v% i& P; d
Generally Miserable
# g4 U; _$ h- z! [Grossly Misconceived 5 I) k, D2 R8 B+ ` n# t
Gluteus Maximus 8 V6 H# I- q7 P8 s
Good Money
2 [6 o; {& @1 a( i+ _0 LGoofy's Manufacturing % A5 w! X, G* c( m
Gone Mental / e6 d% {- b; \4 z: x' R. ~
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GMC:
# r# i. n4 @, p. J; ~: @Grief & Misery Combined " E' l8 A4 X* A1 n( q7 M
Garage Man's Companion
. p$ w% m& U, M& |+ k* gGotta Mechanic Coming?
- |6 ~. T/ ]* d- R5 R, v$ F( n# gGenerally Mediocre Cars
9 k4 w+ R( n( k; ZGet More Chicks
) e' u- `* x: @3 g6 p# MGets Mechanics Crazy ( [1 w5 Y; X/ b5 y
Gods Mechanical Curse . \# h+ U8 u4 T l7 T/ D4 s
Got More Crap
# J6 ]7 q, b, ]0 D& b6 p4 x. w" EGreat Mountain Climber 9 e8 j$ W4 L5 b
Great Motor Car
: [* j* K3 H I' M0 Q* P+ R9 M7 JGod Made Chevy
8 J( d7 f i, ?' }; sGood Moron Car v6 `$ V5 G3 i
Got Mine Cheap
! S! l/ k+ V, j( t$ q. UGet My Checkbook
, G0 M! e7 T7 l TGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
& R5 @% H. {+ z+ [6 wGas, Tires, Oil
, }- c; p2 C6 Z. l# pGet Tools Out ) ~ O/ e9 d9 M5 i \
Get To Onramp
; ~$ |8 F e( M% n1 q( _- ^7 YGood To Own $ R' s; e6 n I* \, x4 `4 F- @
Get The Others / z9 j# [3 v& v ]4 Y. P! d7 `
Generally Trashed Out
; E ?. Z( Z% ?% @9 }% JGood Time Out
- i7 \+ p% H d& v2 k% I6 h" I) Y( cGone To Overdrive 7 Y% s* k2 K! O; ]
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- Q. x- T; v0 KHONDA:
+ P4 ~7 `, G1 `. C# zHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything $ L0 o5 g( Z' K( q
Had One Never Did Again
# w1 r+ A1 \3 i5 i& A/ |% sHang On, Not Done Accelerating
& ?* l0 L7 W- K- m; u& xHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ' [' o5 d! W. y i
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles " J5 R+ Z8 @+ b# l, `
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
' M7 } v- d$ Q3 u# m+ m0 OHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( w( W, Q0 O* g$ u" i/ YPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 1 V a( P5 H8 ~9 b
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V0 y( }3 @( q( z" ?8 l+ x UHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ; m% g9 k1 U5 N) |) \
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JEEP: 8 r' h8 X3 u) R+ ]1 H
Just Eats Every Part ' f: E' n! U( G# T! o- d
Just Empty Every Pocket 2 `$ A d3 L! H6 a# F
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly G, j, Y( K1 O& S; T; F
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
) `4 Q2 B2 {( B' M+ A6 o3 dJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
: V) s8 V+ b6 r' gKick It Around 3 q3 j1 J6 f" Y
Kick It Again + }- f: J. U; y* e
Killed In Action
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. Z7 s' Q4 N4 x! |3 Y+ vLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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y4 |7 q) e4 P6 i8 iMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along - i9 G: W4 x; u- }
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Money Guzzler 9 \2 ]2 a# `% t9 [9 F. C. M8 T
Mostly Garaged
4 S6 `& X& U/ Z( s; M2 p- cMajor Goof
2 F% U" _# C6 ~' jMGB: Might Go Backwards
9 W6 L$ f$ J9 ?& T" B/ V; X0 OMGB: Might Go, But . . . 7 D! m- W, x# B5 I& c, ^
MGB: Motor Going Bad ) K, t" @+ G4 u& l/ {3 S- w' s
MGF: Might Go Forward
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7 K: M" f. W0 J- p/ ^3 P/ d9 }5 KMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 2 W& I- N" R2 e* u7 i
$ x4 L4 `& z/ J) A) LMOPAR
: G/ q4 t% W$ S# O) NMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
8 r( |& h& l) P' Q i" pMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
, W7 e- Q! b: X0 ]( Z4 I s4 PMost Often Passed At Races 9 `' R d; Z2 s& e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust * K# R' C. S& e( Y
Move Over People Are Racing
+ r, V( ?9 T0 V" X4 G( rMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
0 _% P' Q+ R1 x( KMy Old Pig Ain't Running 3 T, p* k3 ^7 d1 k
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" e+ P h6 V7 f0 j0 X) P& C, \Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement + s3 ~; q! B A+ r4 V
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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% O- M; v6 Y/ i5 J5 ]1 k3 x* EMUSTANG: 3 W, X1 D2 g" |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
" r0 l) Z2 f: o1 v! ?Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
9 j$ r8 R- b+ P( p5 nMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 3 ]- s8 m) u3 a) j2 ^$ y/ ]
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
. C, l- G$ H6 A9 FOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
0 H. c3 X" t- d( m# [; q+ V; W' E4 wOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 R! T v5 e- g6 j' `3 p7 R
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PINTO: 2 U6 o, J- `& T6 X3 A4 H
Put In Nickel To Operate ; B7 _" @9 o* u2 a6 x/ _6 i
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
$ P) }8 ~* h' K- w8 R! N1 M# e+ CPut In New Transmission Often ' _, w! \7 r+ k8 a7 d# g7 C
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 6 c/ }3 b# g# L" i% I# q
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PONTIAC:
+ T+ M& o' Q E/ m2 hPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: s: C" \, v3 P8 [: D7 ]' PPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
/ ]5 p& C2 e8 [/ |: NProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# z1 e" q) S# `; N" O9 h) c) g1 vPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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7 J" X- P8 T% b+ SSend Another Automobile Back
! p- |- v- O8 d$ x2 {+ Q# dSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown " D9 r Z0 X3 r) I- }
Sad Attempt At Beauty ' g3 J" h1 K' F1 m; ?
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
( r. K1 d) Q/ {1 V/ K. i# k/ I; DShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ; j" E/ |& ]) D6 Y0 [7 }
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TOYOTA: 8 L& w9 T* O( q1 i: D6 z
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
+ c6 D% |# ~2 Y1 p s8 V7 cTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
' [; ^9 e* I8 s! l$ wThe One You Ought To Avoid 7 }6 p# ~) D3 H1 W4 V. u) ~# O C
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6 O. Q4 l1 ]6 \# LTRIUMPH: ; K6 C" N! N/ V- h) O
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 R' y# l1 u% ^. Q! O1 G
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! / T4 f8 m6 C! O% b
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% e8 ]' U6 |' t3 nTR: Tools Required ( n6 ^3 Y: U# Z2 ], `
/ q9 t' m1 \% O2 YVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object . D7 Y: |* b" M! c
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- V- F9 Q! `/ F! f* [Vintage Wreck
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