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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- , p% C$ c5 L& W! T# ~
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ACURA:
6 O; ]2 B' |( k! ]) e1 R& CAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 b- b0 r& k% G1 ?# s* O3 `
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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# |9 i6 o3 t: M( c# M) M; `& TAMC:
/ n6 U+ n. `- F' l( FAll Makes Combined
+ f4 O2 ]- z9 b$ R2 v, hA Major Cost
8 s! _5 q2 Z% r' J9 BA Mutated Car
" N9 Q! R# w0 m1 pA Morons Car
; k& A& P/ M6 B; L3 V& a& xAnother Major Catastrophe - H7 p5 h* N! I5 C& [. w" g
A Man's Car
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All Muscle Car & g8 b' x# k/ `( l+ I( {3 S
All Most Car 4 d) f! i+ H, { X3 ^; K+ ?
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
, p/ G* G6 D" RAutomotive Mental Cruelty & `$ ?" A7 }" m% Z# K3 U* {
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+ B; h0 t$ O; g; k" AAUDI: . j; [/ }2 Z! k6 ?1 G7 Q
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
3 n* l8 V! S: Z" X7 sAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ) Q4 L6 p3 }( \& Z: O
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 6 B5 [: a6 s V0 a* J6 M2 V: p. n
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
. j, v- C4 p9 R R. Z8 a- ?3 k( eAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ; |) z5 m1 n& P+ o, q8 f
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! e" e. h: D% m6 @1 G. L* ?) Q5 q
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ( B2 j4 b* N# I$ Q/ D7 g% Z
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BMW: + {( _3 s% O D7 _
Big Money Works 3 d, L" P- s8 l* g5 e( P
Bought My Wife
8 O6 Z& ]8 @0 F. FBrutal Money Waster
0 S8 J/ G7 Z$ E% R' k3 r) @8 [Break My Window
6 [& S3 E: p% R- g( ABreak My Windshield ; G1 f* M. o1 E2 H. D4 C, |
Babbling Mechanical Wench 9 Q0 r3 f- b9 o4 A; o+ D$ J# D( S
Beastly Monstrous Wonder + ]8 y" ~1 w8 q+ V; ]' x
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
* q4 k4 O) F) p. N0 PBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 3 H5 A( O C d& b
Barely Moving Wreck * a' S! x; w* w9 y8 Q6 o
Big Money Waste 2 Z. H- Y6 @9 F2 g
Big Money. Why? " n- f( c& I. u
Big Money Works
1 o' n5 z# B% L1 Q: u) {3 ^Born Moderately Wealthy
% C% U; ]1 v9 f# v! cBreaks Most Wrenches
C$ d( J6 s* h) ]( EBring Many Wrenches
D. g( p, t! O' Z9 EBrings Me Women 5 E7 V/ d+ \: q9 f0 I
Brings More Women
, ?1 x2 b% m; Z1 g( L0 [Broken Money Waster
t+ D! g7 t2 U+ B; Q ^- d* RBroke My Wallet
3 F6 Q9 D! L& I) b# [Broken Monstrous Wonder
( U& C2 m5 @: N+ l" ?Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 6 F" Z, I7 ^) {* Y5 H
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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BUICK: s$ s- w: e7 g4 d/ L. ?
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- B( e( l( [: |, d3 lBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ' U/ A( S" l7 j0 p
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; T: H( W; I& q9 ~9 o0 j/ yCamaro: 7 G6 l( p8 ?: k. W. t
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? & S, n& A# J5 _
Can't America Make A Real One? 0 u/ y, s4 {0 [; Z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
7 Z$ `8 {/ F( P4 K: I5 SCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ! z! {1 [- o$ \/ U+ e1 ]
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0 w; T& s- y) t' P n* TCHEVROLET: & y. H4 F3 O3 y1 z# ^, v
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 j" ~+ l/ [9 w! J+ _1 T
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 7 h3 C, k2 z1 q, ~
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
- R/ e7 T0 F1 p+ w) x+ _, |Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 8 M9 {+ d5 A4 C# J! m4 M
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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7 Y7 Q" M6 b! c# \" P* G+ |DODGE:
) S5 F/ x5 j, J- l* nDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 7 r# {0 n8 _# i- h% A. \/ z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. x: D" v+ m' kDead Old Dog Going East 1 {& \' [% ?& b1 W
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; { N6 j, W4 {% N9 d; C9 `# F
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
( W5 R1 @8 D5 QDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 1 u0 r2 V- W6 v2 b
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
* d7 O1 I' O% i/ {; bDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' G' o) U4 n6 R: E5 F" s. a& q
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive * t: B% P- n6 h8 X
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8 c, A. M2 _6 J! q% D6 FEvery Day Something Else Leaks % Y. h# z+ b0 B; Y' \% A S
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 l0 B0 S/ t; X! c8 s5 P0 I
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology * U% v9 _8 e$ O' C
Fix It Again, Tony
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( G- k, n+ D* E T/ o# C. B4 c9 eFound In A Toilet
+ ` q5 ~$ H8 Y% FFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
( H2 m6 W4 o! qFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
1 Z" ]$ Q7 `- d$ p7 M& mFix Or Repair Daily
9 {6 t) Q: l3 j- B Q1 uFound On Road Dead
. c) `8 k$ D; J4 KFast Only Rolling Downhill
" w) R* l8 \$ F3 FFirst On Race Day
z( v+ p2 j: r' f+ OFirst On Recall Day
+ W, F2 r; M2 A9 ?9 IFabricated Of Refried Dung ( x6 J' Q0 s- n* r8 l v3 a3 X
Fails On Rainy Days , R. `! ~7 {/ y4 @* k8 o, k
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
5 S" u0 ?# U4 Y" a* g: bFatally Obese Redneck Driver
. L8 h5 M$ R" w1 \' b4 A1 yFault Of R&D 4 [& M. Q7 [: t! M# B5 v
Finally Obsolete Racing Device : s' H8 |6 D& s
Fireball On Rear Denting . h s2 u+ H2 v8 ^8 q' N" v
First On Road to Dump . T. x& n6 b" `) Z l8 N; v
First On Rust and Deterioration
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Flipping Over Results in Death & C4 k- A6 |# V# p! Q* o; L
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster % L7 G7 k% U, v w
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 Q: ^6 a, `& ` U' H8 P' l W
Foot On Road Decelerates
& h- O4 ~6 ^$ w8 V, Y6 F' K! bForced On Reluctant Drivers 1 T% l9 w7 z2 ?/ u
Formed Of Rejected DNA
/ b- |2 M; _: ~4 i" \8 F4 yForwarded Once; Return Denied
+ u/ ?' U" z7 e1 a7 {( ZForward Only; Reverse Defective " ?( m% Y" L+ |& {% F
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin * I& R/ R3 a& ~
Fork Over Repair Dough % O9 h3 N6 a. P/ K% b
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 5 x% t' Z- c; j& H
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
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Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed # a5 [# x# q( i. y& A0 ]
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
& t+ w8 t$ n% T) [. TFunny Old Rattling Dump ; n( D$ z& Q6 V5 g
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 2 H8 \" e) ^5 `7 s
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
4 O3 f7 M# v( p% V- pFound Out-Right Dangerous
) G4 T! B+ e3 e* K8 H* Z; S& IFuture Of Racings Delight 5 C \" R( ?, C$ I. h4 A6 g1 S" a
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 b8 v. H0 O' Q# i+ \5 z+ d(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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: e6 q& I& M* G$ | YLacks Total Dependability
4 s# e5 ~! z! F8 B% s: NLots To Do
8 B2 X- e; O' C4 U$ TLooses Transmissions Daily
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2 S0 r a( m1 RGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
4 x& \9 m7 T, H2 XGreat Mistake
- M6 F8 Q4 E7 r8 L$ f* P% qGarbage Motors
+ j: I, |5 |" pGenerally Miserable
: g1 E2 L. D) m3 w; x- {. n4 cGrossly Misconceived + V- v5 g; \* E- H# J
Gluteus Maximus % c$ L# t# K' b1 J0 C
Good Money
4 v5 r7 S' M/ _0 xGoofy's Manufacturing
- V" m4 a: ~7 R2 uGone Mental 5 @7 g+ _4 ~& Z
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Grief & Misery Combined : o+ O. t& \5 v
Garage Man's Companion & p1 H7 B. S0 Z. G1 A
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 A8 [$ V* m5 a/ t. F0 @# d
Generally Mediocre Cars
3 N) ]0 _8 O' v$ ^. XGet More Chicks
; `) I8 t7 \- [Gets Mechanics Crazy L& }+ k' J' Y, I: |
Gods Mechanical Curse
! n$ }" H2 y# H/ DGot More Crap 2 M( h3 ^' U+ J( r9 Q/ z! |5 y* d$ |4 r* a
Great Mountain Climber 9 O5 w* P( m* m( W; i
Great Motor Car
( x1 Y1 f" {* s& A. N, \! GGod Made Chevy
" `' |* m3 G7 y4 T) f3 O$ }Good Moron Car + q2 p/ Z% n+ n$ ~! \
Got Mine Cheap
. e$ _ X' Y/ CGet My Checkbook 9 \7 ]# M; Z& k8 X; }. X
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 1 f. V& y1 L2 f" M0 b5 D* J
Gas, Tires, Oil
8 H; S6 O; q$ ZGet Tools Out
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Good To Own # B* h% Q6 B. {6 y! r, s
Get The Others
2 s2 ?3 ^! ?) s" F6 Z9 m/ Q) fGenerally Trashed Out - ]) F: g: w. @, F1 |
Good Time Out l! p& r0 x: k: [5 w9 [
Gone To Overdrive
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5 ^1 l; F" ]8 W( C; z4 T% jHONDA: ; `( I* u: J# o4 D6 j$ C
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
& P0 \2 e D7 H, g8 dHad One Never Did Again
1 L) P1 S7 p7 o/ L& N. @Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
5 f( S' Z: }$ m, x& oHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 9 _; ^+ l( M! }$ C& \9 z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 1 H- U0 W5 m1 F w0 a7 {! \
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* ?6 f! \5 D- QHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' ` a8 Q: W2 i& v; Y, s
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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1 C: D% f! E) R: cHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... $ |* Z: u! \8 I8 n4 j1 G0 ?
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JEEP: 7 I# H% ~ ]4 k" D) V
Just Eats Every Part 3 T+ j* e, W; o: t
Just Empty Every Pocket
9 R+ C+ W- B4 E8 H' u MJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 2 g) L8 A! y) w$ y* L/ [
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes / ?; @" i9 P( p- `8 e" h' h
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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) |; {2 L c5 ^Kick It Around
! P* ?( g# Q7 r! [0 wKick It Again
( R' H$ |, s( TKilled In Action
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: [+ e* h6 a4 wLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 6 P: {! W4 _; @% P# M$ Y
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along : X4 m6 z5 {1 h& [
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' \3 B# Z2 T% x" L' c2 zMoney Guzzler
; [- }# F7 I+ ?$ ?Mostly Garaged
0 i% G6 } r7 l$ l& r: L" HMajor Goof
7 R( O! {, H" E+ @$ o) }2 |MGB: Might Go Backwards
3 e" i" N+ b$ H, y6 x$ G4 SMGB: Might Go, But . . .
( O0 o. O& n1 S0 j: R3 EMGB: Motor Going Bad 6 U7 O" L% z6 I( u! p
MGF: Might Go Forward 6 n v! H4 N' }) P
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4 n. V, ^, _0 }. zMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate % l0 V7 ^( m: X2 T2 |! ?
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MOPAR 3 i, b6 [; L; `% j5 X. g6 w% W
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 ?3 F) K- H$ l9 f1 h* S- C1 Z4 fMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously % k: Y; V8 Q- D
Most Often Passed At Races / `* k6 Y) p, {4 v7 n* A
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 ~) U: X; M5 B) p. L4 J# sMove Over People Are Racing : g( F& w0 U' O9 [5 e
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
" }! F; t0 _$ a) x, CMy Old Pig Ain't Running : _! G: D* `) v! r
My Only Problems Are Repairs 4 [" C# E; N# l8 p# Z2 V
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% Y* z8 C, a9 L- U4 uMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
/ N7 Y3 `! V6 w9 V. w5 Y" X% |% qMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ' `$ }7 \- G$ u& T' h4 |) n8 z
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go % M% _6 ~1 {( A$ Z( w; y
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. }. G4 x9 ?3 v" h1 E2 @& Q- UMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 0 F# L1 ~; `* E1 L" f
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OLDSMOBILE: 2 S2 O8 o* X( n9 C
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday * [: y+ l6 b6 J3 e3 H- R, d/ @' r
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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7 Y; J1 X: g) ]6 j2 G0 r; pPINTO: 9 i% m5 y3 l7 O# U' r0 S
Put In Nickel To Operate U. {: \+ t i. u# m) c# P
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 b6 C: a' G1 O9 T) A1 dPut In New Transmission Often
- x" o4 `5 D8 a( X. v* zPushed In Neutral Too Often 6 ~- ^' D- d) i
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/ r( H: i( J% d3 FPONTIAC: , `" E3 w6 A5 y% |! {
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car % E& S X9 F2 @. W7 P
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; w6 Z u- p4 @7 y
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PORSCHE: - U' D$ U1 R7 M
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
5 ]- U! M+ O5 S3 kPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . ~6 O- I: X/ j) {
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SAAB: 8 G# v( \1 F ~
Send Another Automobile Back , J" {7 t5 S9 U% e2 Q* F
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown $ f4 V& K) _; {! t
Sad Attempt At Beauty - @0 e3 C5 X+ r7 G) I9 T `# B* K
Sorry Auto, Always Broken % T. Y% q# B3 c; D, t0 b
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards & _# m& v0 W; o/ z) ~# h
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" r4 X8 P: b0 N; ^4 X1 h9 wSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ' I4 {! `$ a1 Z
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TOYOTA: 3 ~' ]9 u' ~" L6 E9 c- C5 B" b
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; H! W1 T' F" a+ F% i" {3 b; T2 \5 p
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 W8 R3 G B* l; MThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: : _& G* f! k+ C# Q! S8 T
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
( E6 U$ D8 a7 t8 G$ w+ ~9 u& F. dTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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% }' m% B7 i' w) Z! P" n5 u, YTR: Tools Required
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y& p8 N+ P) |2 \" P8 cVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 5 N( C7 ^& h7 E; `( B- Q
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Vintage Wreck 2 v+ W m {4 U& P
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