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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
7 M( U ~& [2 n. uAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ' O2 j' U E" ?. H4 m9 X4 O
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: ; \, z$ k- z. n' g+ x; r ~: Q+ o
All Makes Combined
* R2 j* n' @0 _( \" g3 ~6 AA Major Cost 1 g* z/ A; d9 N- T$ c
A Mutated Car * q' P9 Z7 d3 k+ k) P4 H
A Morons Car 0 `, W+ _% V# L5 w
Another Major Catastrophe
# J: j0 A' R/ DA Man's Car * ?! D) [+ x; n N: `: r- x
A Miss Conception 7 L5 P6 b b0 M
All Muscle Car
; c: J' r4 E3 xAll Most Car
9 ^' O; M- T) cAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
+ Q% N ?! Z6 w8 }& hAutomotive Mental Cruelty " O+ }; I6 q n" ]! p3 N
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AUDI:
" S( H7 o7 U9 l! X+ `Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 2 E% f& h2 @% ~' v: p5 e5 f+ P
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 Z, z u0 X1 `( R A
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; o6 F% h/ Q v) p( AAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention . o+ _9 @" \. X' A( o
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 v H0 j6 E* K4 M( R8 Q3 H
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 6 N# ~+ a0 g+ c; p, V5 d
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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Big Money Works 3 I2 ~: v' V3 _) y* e6 r8 R
Bought My Wife 7 ], K- T- ~: F' Z3 i
Brutal Money Waster
/ I2 [1 b5 k+ q) [% iBreak My Window
8 o) @0 D% P8 w! B. qBreak My Windshield
/ c8 V9 h& y; }# `Babbling Mechanical Wench 0 j. @: K" z0 [& R: G9 j4 Y2 C
Beastly Monstrous Wonder & u4 K; C* _. D9 a! O3 l0 y
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
! o g4 {0 F. \Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
) F1 `& z) f# m2 WBarely Moving Wreck . b, z+ H- |! @! l ]3 t
Big Money Waste
- |. b, Z3 A- u% k& N5 iBig Money. Why?
2 X/ G( _+ _: LBig Money Works ! ^7 W0 M, { {, `' v6 A
Born Moderately Wealthy - {2 n; k8 ?* H5 D- s2 n0 C" C
Breaks Most Wrenches
! m2 u3 I* l+ V2 i; w& nBring Many Wrenches
% n0 q. x; T; `! D% pBrings Me Women
4 a( P: \* O5 f3 JBrings More Women , [* W0 F& M* |& g
Broken Money Waster $ h3 @+ y1 G1 o% Z
Broke My Wallet 3 R7 B- T6 `) v3 B4 j
Broken Monstrous Wonder
8 C# F9 J M. }, Z1 O" IBumbling Mechanical Wretch
- d3 T- `" Z" R5 o) X9 JBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
; ^- w+ v- N) k( k( rBavarian Manure Wagon
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$ p9 q; Q8 ~# P5 K' yBUICK: - g! {8 x2 n, |1 L
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 U4 b7 t$ E: U* H u: |
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King " O7 @8 l2 m- G% m
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& U7 |$ |- i/ K3 F; f" A7 B' eCamaro:
2 D$ S# z( d5 a; C) ]( u- m' n. \Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ( a' b8 T6 B2 l8 t% l' F7 U1 c4 x7 m
Can't America Make A Real One? 6 t, k8 S1 p9 w4 I- X
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often * m1 o8 g& q. u' M& w8 D4 }
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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$ w, g9 Y$ L! B( \& ~CHEVROLET: 5 p* ^* T: h! O% A
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ) f# M. z" }) \% I; F
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 3 O: t! V! e) F+ o9 ~) u
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time " \1 M: ^, A( ?* m7 s
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
0 u/ o3 Q+ L/ y( }0 G2 sCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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. E! d- v0 o# WDODGE:
8 ^' W% ?* X% ]% DDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% |7 O+ A6 v" H- e z0 tDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
4 y: B/ [: w2 T2 U" _5 q9 ZDead Old Dog Going East
, d: W3 F( }7 rDead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 A3 I2 w* }! L# L& I+ rDead On Delivery, Go Easy
( }, z; `9 Y9 A/ }9 FDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
! }3 O) [, P6 l: QDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter - M5 B: ~8 p2 j m# ^( t/ n
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ! Y2 ^8 z H* p8 Q
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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% U7 a7 ?+ I* p P7 g& s. `' t4 bEDSEL: 5 a! k: B# `, r
Every Day Something Else Leaks
' _$ N% i% P* \/ w8 y" iEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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g3 L4 R* l, E- Y# F3 TFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 5 }: `4 g' o. N6 }1 T- z
Fix It Again, Tony
# }# E; N$ J0 T4 e0 q1 d; j# lFix It All the Time
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Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge : B! c7 B0 H7 d# v7 A* |
Fix Or Repair Daily & K$ j+ I' F7 x5 N8 x
Found On Road Dead
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First On Race Day - ^- s" N! g7 ]7 T& \/ u0 J6 ?
First On Recall Day
+ y# I8 {, A+ D0 F4 i; c eFabricated Of Refried Dung $ M* Q3 j! n" q2 Y/ V+ S8 Q( i" W
Fails On Rainy Days ; v- y' h/ k) z; u# V4 }
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# B; |' E+ J- h5 H6 {Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ( G( C# I: X5 \% v
Fault Of R&D
8 y9 z6 P' q+ ?* f5 ~Finally Obsolete Racing Device * O# T _# n4 \1 ~
Fireball On Rear Denting
5 Y/ _% o1 Y* d* P7 p6 TFirst On Road to Dump + I4 F0 P+ J" v# P
First On Rust and Deterioration
) o$ P( i4 L4 S( R6 kFix Or Recycle Dilemma
5 [! Z, Y, n9 ~* k! UFlipping Over Results in Death ) U$ C Q& Y# n: ]2 ]5 Q' p- Q: ^
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
/ _4 [8 X. n! q5 O- j, {1 }Follow Our Rusty Dogsled % Z7 E) V1 s0 S; ~
Foot On Road Decelerates
" B6 f* u [" I3 b( M6 o& o+ N5 yForced On Reluctant Drivers 3 u e `5 D* ]2 J! r% m
Formed Of Rejected DNA 5 u. S1 N( a6 a
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
2 I- F" j! |; m$ IForward Only; Reverse Defective $ k) \ s2 |1 r. Q6 Y7 m
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 k7 ]% c; p, U
Fork Over Repair Dough
. @% N" Y9 T5 [2 d( yFouled Out Re-done Dodge + E! f: U9 K* z% _/ A* L8 N
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 |' e+ N+ ^' I3 n5 NFree Or Reduced Drastically / o) j- e7 x8 q% i
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 @1 }' |8 |. [( P" N
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
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Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) " i2 n% N! A$ v0 n
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA , S( A; j4 ]" B3 Q- @ o
Found Out-Right Dangerous
8 |) u' H6 X1 K# w5 _6 |/ o8 L* Z* wFuture Of Racings Delight
5 A+ a/ } f! y5 t5 R% q! R(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 e8 H' M2 C% r6 o& }(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 9 E, O9 p W4 p/ Y J
LTD: ( e( k$ d$ [6 `+ R' i" _' s
Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily 0 T1 f& h2 ~3 G) V) h; x/ J
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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0 D; i% y8 S7 w. [/ R9 {+ YGeneral Maintenance + f" v7 K1 \0 Y& T: p7 F' n
Great Mistake
; L& h1 y8 K. qGarbage Motors ' d% I4 j) W7 a, Z N
Generally Miserable # g" s5 f. ]! f K7 ^- q
Grossly Misconceived
$ g' G/ k( q1 FGluteus Maximus
2 n5 _/ `1 k$ `- ^$ J# V! ?3 |Good Money
+ O, x" O8 C: Y! P2 k W) k2 XGoofy's Manufacturing
: Y) H/ t( {" z1 U8 _% ~5 T# ?2 l. SGone Mental 9 j% p; ]# O" p4 d
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) ~3 N- p8 d7 v3 d6 z+ ZGrief & Misery Combined
1 [* \) v( B1 Z8 }3 c- l+ {Garage Man's Companion 7 L3 ~" H, P" @$ W2 A9 z0 Z# c
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- ~. r0 u0 b% l# q. `8 R, ] vGenerally Mediocre Cars % N; Z( x3 \. O) r, I8 f3 p! d. f
Get More Chicks 9 v8 [# }8 j2 s# b" L6 V9 K8 A+ Y
Gets Mechanics Crazy . x" ~8 h$ c7 Z' T5 k: `( T% M
Gods Mechanical Curse $ d6 J' y9 |8 [' r* z1 n
Got More Crap + J8 w+ B6 z% s. E/ s# d
Great Mountain Climber $ h& E, _8 j1 S7 x3 [. Y
Great Motor Car ( Y4 y4 }3 P% S2 M F0 d
God Made Chevy X7 Y, @. @1 ]- \1 Z
Good Moron Car + ?& }1 ]$ k. d3 l( Z# o/ X
Got Mine Cheap
& ]$ d0 v, z: k9 d3 T% Z) Y2 zGet My Checkbook
( I( X, X: F5 U/ d, D; A* M% HGone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
Z% T3 I4 W% \; mGet Tools Out
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5 Z7 x- \0 Y9 Y* Z8 r- s* `* zGood To Own
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Generally Trashed Out H" u. d% h2 K, W
Good Time Out
6 L5 F+ G/ n1 J: k0 i* cGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 0 b' L5 `/ r; m/ v) P
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 0 O* l2 f( i9 j# ]4 _
Had One Never Did Again ! n# ] j: n" K+ J+ u3 q' B5 z
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- f, y4 [) G0 |Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 3 N& z) Q8 B; F$ q
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles . ]3 l+ z! Z4 j
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 ` \8 I, ~$ o9 \+ ~; C/ Z& ]
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 8 A% D' a. ?/ W( o. r1 ?$ x
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / h" ?% \9 a2 b4 T+ g, l7 @
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( t4 ?0 g1 @$ W( aHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + B! B2 u5 i* h% K0 e3 t
3 V/ }4 i& s' O1 ^8 K) A5 L4 VJEEP: $ n; _0 N2 k% b8 P( g+ u
Just Eats Every Part
" q3 C) {2 U9 Y$ W8 BJust Empty Every Pocket
, V& m; A* E- J; g8 HJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
; R3 f% Q$ U9 n0 W) H2 UJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # m2 r0 }" T2 d, F2 w3 u4 p: N
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
; V+ ]# C1 n3 MKick It Around ' u6 g7 G1 _2 K
Kick It Again
% Q' [2 t7 Y( B7 ?* dKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 4 I: U# I9 F3 c& F* S: ?; {
0 G% @4 y0 H7 A* T3 s2 SMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
! o# F7 O$ {/ d e- R0 i5 eMoney Guzzler
* @* O1 [$ [% M) CMostly Garaged ) n6 h# C* e3 Q- d) q5 N
Major Goof 7 `" R; F$ b2 S! U$ ]
MGB: Might Go Backwards
; E, G8 a1 H0 _3 \MGB: Might Go, But . . . % G. U T1 P/ q7 |8 n) m
MGB: Motor Going Bad
0 _6 O0 K, d5 R* h: k! L7 F% H/ e& rMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
1 P) R) V2 O5 O) b3 j( j- jMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
8 V. q. M6 W$ yMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
, w* M8 Q7 [+ QMost Often Passed At Races 4 E3 X# \. a5 u7 ?
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
4 N% e, _" E2 I5 D9 H/ r5 s s7 i& AMove Over People Are Racing ( J$ c8 ~3 T% @4 G/ J& a+ f
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ( X: j5 t8 v! S# U. X; [8 c
My Old Pig Ain't Running
2 Y# ?5 F8 E U# d: {! e5 S% V# hMy Only Problems Are Repairs
0 q$ q/ L+ ]; u3 ^! ?Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
t& t# U5 `- m, q) rMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: " L e" g5 A' n. ]$ x2 D
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
1 B- X, ]4 r, n; o2 Z- `2 |! _ VMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
) ~" K5 c& b& J+ xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 6 ~2 y$ `) s$ G( K, Z, |
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 8 g% _! y: D! A/ g- \0 U+ H' u
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" }( ~# _( ~! T* I' ZOLDSMOBILE:
7 {' Q' i; i( p# ? f/ lOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
$ z0 ^' ?) O/ D7 }Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment $ \/ }( Y @0 q: g: ^, S2 d& y
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* w A! l. I; r$ qPINTO:
1 R6 ^0 D0 C S2 L% _$ m4 ~Put In Nickel To Operate 5 u# d7 }" ~5 t2 g. }
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
8 s1 J, a$ e4 l% v* e, vPut In New Transmission Often
7 } x1 s4 I+ y& O: P, ^( ^- @7 Y& kPushed In Neutral Too Often ) c' g- Y) T/ P6 s- u+ Z! A1 j
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PONTIAC:
0 e |, v: c+ M! jPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 7 |1 W% x6 U8 n( w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: - E/ b {& A9 ]7 R
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; K2 n! h3 [+ X( k8 ~0 i$ L4 D; x; n# b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
, u* u4 P; C7 PSend Another Automobile Back
8 I; }" q& h6 a, KSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ) k3 s+ s9 ^- p6 L3 X- H8 l
Sad Attempt At Beauty
2 _$ e* w' p* Z( z. C# |Sorry Auto, Always Broken / B2 Y: R0 w& V/ Z" b$ J1 [
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto & N/ R" Y: |2 H7 q& r% b8 j9 A
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 s9 c& M4 T+ X4 b0 ^; t0 P% @) U5 N4 {The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 1 @8 b' D/ B- K5 ^ E" H+ F2 [
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
- R# r9 h+ ^- \! b( U# Q8 vTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required $ K' W- I, ], l" Y5 W& b% W3 C
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ' F7 V- y0 {) y5 U8 q, U6 K
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VW:
# b4 K5 {( H0 c. b3 o" D1 uVintage Wreck 1 w* }# q, t# [+ q; u8 \6 I
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