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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with9 I0 i1 L# @0 I
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to- B' x& D: F. o/ g5 I
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'0 i6 b# K9 q5 K) n6 v2 A
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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' K5 I9 o' E# c: C$ z) ? 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( Y1 Q( {1 N" z6 I* Z0 X; ]/ \6 T
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for9 d5 Z3 ~; H$ Y; E0 w
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
