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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
& V6 L. v" t3 a8 ^6 X: wher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the; N, b i& b/ Z8 X; e' \
entrance., _+ L9 u6 r3 U9 I% w) ?
3 Q1 q8 ^! F; s The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
3 R; @2 K* Z J. [) RWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
; |" {; i; E3 X, W( D* ~8 _$ T1 b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
B( A# X5 [# Vain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you9 C4 K7 m0 W) V2 u% p) m
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': R2 }1 H& i- t
' m2 R! ]4 w( W5 y+ L+ p7 v 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
9 T7 D- V# l1 P/ `' z4 jcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for+ \! k' D. @9 N' p; o
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
