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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
/ g& g0 h0 I- x$ |/ Pher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
. M) L3 a( J, N; P9 o) RWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ H5 W& B- H1 O) }6 O( L3 Z: j The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
i2 H' ]3 r$ g) u. P0 [* F; uain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you4 g! u; [9 x8 l
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'# e; a' f w J8 y9 O/ ^
( a; Q# ^' m4 P s& |$ L) ^, n 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just3 h& J/ u- w7 b! I$ X0 e9 S; v+ v
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
