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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 n9 @, W2 P. h+ O3 Q7 t; z3 w0 G. `8 b
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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3 V, Z* m1 j4 }- ~' N The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to% Q: g4 p' m5 |
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
( J' C% O2 t# S The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
6 R1 h9 ?6 M, tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
8 b0 h: \" t2 {3 Pthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just, R7 C# J- F Q4 W
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 K( s+ i0 b- Y3 c+ x
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
