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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
: X! |! k0 y# f& Hher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the7 [& z/ D1 l- M7 f' B' \
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( F! Y8 P+ u7 @8 K# E. ZWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'0 }/ {7 X4 S) ^7 l/ \$ P' u$ K
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 B8 t6 z. ]8 S* {7 L+ k
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you2 V7 p3 {$ h/ E, M! P0 W; \8 T5 h
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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! I3 q% s+ F3 u4 w% w 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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$ G- W) F8 S' B9 kshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
