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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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; E) W; v7 C' j( x1 e The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to" b5 U' l! R- T9 x5 v" k/ n' B
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'& \4 D, b9 @' l p7 N
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they+ \! L+ p9 H, G* A
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! z* _- z0 C2 T6 g. B
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( e% j$ O4 N0 @, Y$ U( ~7 C1 t
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
