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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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' r' b3 Z3 {2 I The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to0 b: `% A- {+ O6 H- Q) r
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'/ p+ C4 V) n( E* d: _! A3 `
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they6 {7 N* @: j4 `/ M+ x7 D1 N7 U
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you& P$ C6 w" y' x/ Z! P( L
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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, O& Z8 Y- C9 V* Z. u) U$ Y" ` 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just! r# k. z: H4 r. W% o* R
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
* I# A2 g% I4 r) J( M: @shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
