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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
+ G1 q) w5 t5 X9 Wher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
, {) m- m( d, CWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
; y/ K% D# U3 ]# P3 u The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 S. v0 U8 M" j6 e$ p
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just9 m& E5 ^0 m& d* p
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
