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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Man
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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Madam has
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Adam in it;
: @, L' Y; f; J1 TNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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legs of a woman....
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& H( E! X  A" tBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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2 w) g5 ]# Y4 f) x7 u- Q1 B+ ]& c& ROkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:

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2 G. u: o* F/ lEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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, A7 k/ c9 m3 F. eMEN tal illness
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MEN tal breakdown  ^' z* J+ @) Y6 j8 \6 R* z
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.) A0 h) {, E% i- d
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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