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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not." I8 [4 V9 o2 |! o3 g

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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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She has
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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8 V* u4 U  x- K- W/ A$ ~Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...* K+ N0 O0 @( J: ~" S8 B

3 O+ |1 u! C" |/ C6 ]2 OI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal illness  ?6 f& n7 m) L. K8 F: a* C" x

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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause+ Y% N+ {$ [2 W  U- w9 t6 D: d/ p
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GUY necologist
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.% R0 s2 o. f3 m* C1 H/ _2 w
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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