Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 I% g! ]: r" JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, ]4 S! Z$ T3 f+ H$ _5 H8 UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 e& P* [  ^8 mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 p1 M1 f  w: N/ ^) i- BIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 ?3 g4 N! s5 V+ _& o. F9 `  IIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; A0 V6 T! U' q( OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% y1 Y8 o  ^8 O7 {+ s. tIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

; b" D5 l! G9 s: [- R3 x, `7 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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! U7 F0 r& [1 s& Z7 F' |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

' f! ^/ J; D# _7 h6 a4 fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 s* _& j2 }6 h; G/ v0 OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~