Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 S  R2 a8 N; `7 J9 w5 pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( t: p0 k3 ?+ o# E1 O) lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 I; V9 B# @+ }  ZIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

! P1 k8 m. [1 T) c% l1 ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! s! V2 s- Y% I' Q. e  RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ B; v* u5 o7 b4 t8 K  j/ [If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; F6 L; Q2 g& |8 G3 N" m) @If she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 P: A' W1 R6 @4 GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ u: I& B3 }9 g  P8 D3 BIf you don't, you're a slob.

9 l" e& A0 A# u% V! s- oIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! ?3 S# t  A0 t2 O( O" BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 `" k2 E/ B1 f6 F7 j- q4 O2 S7 oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

4 w; \2 K8 D& UIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 O& [  i, I' y, j- J" aIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~