Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. `, n, e( l/ y) y! b' x* r6 ?If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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& |( m* y, E: H& FIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 Z# }; u  |2 cIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 k, {. u  j" R' q/ GIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  M; m4 a- [( ]* d  JIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ ^3 N4 ^) V: L7 }7 D# SIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, O& M, f0 v. e, b+ u4 @8 U* g) P! {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

+ k8 r% v3 p/ S- I, GIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" R  C8 i' r8 LIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

1 z5 E2 d  {# \2 ^6 W# s- aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~