Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 n3 n( n9 J0 w- C6 N6 _$ `  YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

7 Q0 V% K" n3 c; JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 o5 D" @' _7 Z8 OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

! y3 Y# _" O4 e5 [- FIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 U  E7 ^3 {' m5 |* v4 m: WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

( q3 |: o5 H0 ?$ s* O( z- EIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% H8 Q+ M7 z) f" K' l) j7 RIf you don't, you're a slob.
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& A. M. Q' g" b/ m' e+ `0 i! B  UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 M$ p. u( z7 X* }  ZIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 \- U6 Z5 B. m! gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
% I: j6 z% i" N$ ~& z" x- s6 j1 YIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~