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$ B" L# ?- _! VIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum." _, i" ~8 [6 t3 j
: R7 [+ J% K9 U, d5 @. AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 a% ^3 I' n/ P+ c- GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. S- d- J& s( F( rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' ^# @% N: k! |+ ?& ]
1 r6 u& x/ @1 g% C( V8 @6 a, W, E0 vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
v& D: C; y0 M6 d6 x' L" mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: W6 z) y/ L9 a2 H7 E6 R# b& Z
# f2 @, @9 f8 K4 O9 ?" @5 KIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& |; ^3 @ ^8 G3 ?If you don't, you're insensitive.3 |7 N! \ W3 C* a, p
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." k( ^" n! |/ @$ k$ M: l2 L& F: z
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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( l$ e! W( Q# t& y$ gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% v: P# j1 e! H+ ?
If she asks you, it's a favor.5 o9 x9 F' M! t% R, N- n
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 t% ]+ i" q2 O2 b' i" CIf you don't, you're a slob.2 S9 @. y7 d& u
2 I4 s9 D1 g3 b7 U) hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something., J0 p6 _* |. S7 h% `& c- i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& D' ^8 U0 @0 c( u2 c- b* jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( V* {' E0 w# @: h8 h: q
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# M: _' y5 x% R- u8 y. a
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If she has a headache, she's tired., }1 |; T+ Z) v1 U6 n
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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