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' {7 ^! c! L! n2 i8 `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 _9 v7 R, p5 H9 i9 |9 ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) B6 c& b0 m# J$ g1 S1 ]
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 T1 G# h$ p+ `% U! y7 EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 s9 b/ w+ n% y$ r% P$ q
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 T% s4 L& ^# s4 ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* j9 t8 y- l/ K3 z! A: s8 V
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- J) q0 }% k! D7 P8 @
- e ?, z8 N5 |2 S0 W) h6 UIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 T! s$ K& Y5 T4 B% F) A% @9 H ]
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 |" v! v2 n- W: J% RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) |$ H( Y& ?7 y3 S
If she asks you, it's a favor.) E' I' P: ]) ]: }% ]" J7 T
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% m+ T( d7 E/ i1 g0 A" F, _If you don't, you're a slob.
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% e' o' \) P# ^" l WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 q5 H+ F$ j2 ?. t& D3 F' A" X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ O8 V! U1 n" k8 VIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." C4 X0 S9 A/ d" \5 l1 W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.: e0 L: e2 D6 U X( O
/ T* `4 Z) Z" g) W/ b/ N) nIf she has a headache, she's tired.# ^3 }* p% N# Q9 E) H
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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