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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.8 V% b% q4 C. @# h7 h2 J2 x, q m9 z$ d
1 w1 N2 ? e! ^( {3 I7 `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 l- I! O2 Y$ C' TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 |( ~- n' K% J( x6 O) S7 k2 w
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; z7 ]/ y; T4 `9 R4 ?% ~$ L
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 W; N# X0 ?( w1 a
) T; v" }5 T# gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 k, \1 N+ c( `2 l1 ~6 ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference." {- K: M) y( K6 T: L
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& n9 @9 R4 \% L. E2 K( K+ _If you don't, you're insensitive.: x7 W8 t$ L$ p
& p% f) Y+ ?3 K! e4 U& T, JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 Y% m3 @$ ^0 Y! V! D& M; `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.: \1 @7 g% j# i, r
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! i1 S- f' r2 F6 jIf she asks you, it's a favor./ K* W; Q3 {; X2 J0 ]
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, A; k w% B2 l- Z4 W+ `, UIf you don't, you're a slob.: ~' j; F# y1 O' d
: l# k; h0 ?# x8 mIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.' E) D, `' O/ ~3 W9 P
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; k) g! r7 u$ e* F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.3 k) S/ v' q. `. S0 _* W p
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
$ [7 J9 G5 V+ E, i0 r" xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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