Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 x# Y! s- Q8 h0 TIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 _0 |$ ~2 [9 s  g; s; {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ E1 a  ^4 e9 A/ h) NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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% _9 P3 Q% h1 ~. [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 b$ e5 r2 n) H& c8 ^$ s/ L! XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' b% K, R8 K/ b% {- g$ n3 `& @# ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

% ^) l' t" Q3 `! Z' LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 Y  [9 \" Q2 mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: `% V" f) v( b# [. [! SIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 h3 v6 c: g' W' lfeeling sorry for the guys~