*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

2 J- v2 {8 j" l8 N8 _The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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7 z; v/ b3 Z7 b5 I'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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  W) F& J3 O. J'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
" `4 y2 s9 Q3 M( j$ U- b) U4 P(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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5 c, x9 _' E2 `  z0 s- q'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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7 ~6 c( ^* G2 y& [7 k$ |  _'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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