*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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7 `( b; @; s: g; y7 d5 f  e'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

% o% f" ^: [/ |. ]# w+ m* oThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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) {  b" m% @# v; N/ N( b7 J2 f'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
! U& J# c7 ~6 T, L! P+ ?' Q(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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' D% P! y1 x; R  L& r& w' F1 D6 v'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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( T- {' O. {4 b6 @( e8 i+ O4 h' O" H'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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