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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( Z/ Q; p; H$ V% [
. l- E! | Z& G6 K1 p9 Q ]The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 1 h& H* N2 v# o8 w& R" P/ P+ E
5 | V3 y! G- ~( f7 A'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.', L( J; Y0 t) r* U6 N
$ U6 h! m/ ^1 l4 M$ S'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................) S! X8 H& y" h# `* b, M" M) {" v& P
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 4 A# S, m9 a/ c/ y. ?. b7 v
/ L- S# A* v0 b1 `' r, q" J'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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