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0 `0 k# y* k0 e) v2 ?* C'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' " O8 [+ x, G9 @: d
( P0 j% H$ S3 N& I" j'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.') Y, @- Q. { l3 M
/ m z5 _& H; F, P5 e/ n'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
% @( P# c( u% R; u7 ?(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 8 j1 a0 m2 }+ C8 H" e
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' * A# r8 r @) W
) M# y4 H7 _$ g8 z- I'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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