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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 7 ~+ F, j/ H& ^5 p D1 Z/ p) x% H! o
% g) k; E; `2 I. Z' `The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' d- }6 {5 y8 K1 K6 @$ @
6 x$ r7 ~: l. f- d* q'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................- u# m0 h; I( v5 N+ Y* v
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' # j1 K+ S* L; R
k6 V2 f( I) S# D0 N* P'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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