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8 F8 h: r* M ` A' q) M'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ) D; A; S6 [& p1 r) }
% @: n0 P0 g1 v$ I6 ]' ^'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
# n. Y: v& L+ W0 ~(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; L5 Q& p6 e& y. b
' ~5 d" L; \6 U'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ! H. T2 Q. K8 j1 b
9 f8 v* R3 ~. Z" DGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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6 m, }3 s2 I2 D7 F6 `! e'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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