Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


" T3 B: x2 _0 ^1 h5 O, A" L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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( S* G/ v- z4 [. ^ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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) l% Y7 [; T6 N "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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$ `% {4 c. P7 L  B A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


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- I' [- d9 c9 W5 | WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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" W! k: {& [6 g IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


8 {1 \/ `) U6 X' U4 K LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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