Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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# E3 A8 {  ^( r: B8 d8 ~: _4 L "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


* H) I& }' e5 h# T THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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; G/ i6 y% A3 \& F' }* v# P' J# H NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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0 [1 I1 ~) P# b' \1 \ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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$ J8 N1 z$ f3 I+ b( ` THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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1 d6 \6 {# W8 j" Z" |I read a similar one before~