Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN3 k% V( M6 l* U& y! {; J" H; n7 A$ c
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) {7 a  m$ Z5 f- }; W WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.0 R& [" T# E7 z) n. |6 t
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ W/ Y+ @; T* I0 r/ e0 ~$ R' z
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3 ?7 [' p8 D( T1 E THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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3 H- [$ J2 [/ d) f "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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# H4 c) O. z$ _ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."  O" a; p- z: ~3 m% \0 b
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. H* O' b! l( o: C$ V THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,, v1 e) E  ?5 a1 c& K

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( x( E# [) u% _: `( s* |) W% q "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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# ]" `  y8 X" J5 k& a: |  } NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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5 ^3 [$ z. ]9 U8 i+ A0 {; q SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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% J7 {# q7 c" G4 p  d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.7 k/ \! }$ n' H+ x  J# z
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5 F2 c) M8 h8 v THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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( C  T% m. C, s6 I. `4 {9 q' P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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