Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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0 `( A1 \% A/ m& ?" c "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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, i/ Q3 ], P( p9 O6 s5 J% J) q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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, R3 ]  v6 X. V3 _" ? NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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  c! {2 E! N, A! R IMPRESSIVE..
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! K; _2 W& b1 W0 a$ \* e SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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( h# o' g7 x5 D  ~; K  `  i THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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3 p0 p( E# A6 a6 p- i3 s* g THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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" n# v8 m. c9 _$ U LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~