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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN1 Z( j  }) ~4 Y7 X0 ~  K# m
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) s" z9 S0 X, ^1 g% e- G+ F# X WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  K% y# |  x) \1 r# [- x
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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0 `( A1 \% A/ m& ?" c "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 a3 H# A" W# _6 d8 e

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.- y0 R4 _2 ]) {# q0 H; @
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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, R3 ]  v6 X. V3 _" ? NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS7 H0 f+ b% [& ?4 Y9 @# U

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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3 p0 p( E# A6 a6 p- i3 s* g THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU# U. v0 c5 ^# f+ ^$ E  N

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发表于 2008-4-26 09:34 | 显示全部楼层
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