Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.+ I. F, L( \! C0 u, J* n* b# K

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( R9 v3 o/ y+ |) p) \% E7 Z THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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2 y) Z( d: y/ _( Y* X' ]: e THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .  F. w" x  _- E% I* }: b, E
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 c) @; W& r! W. g" r
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."6 v& K% u( z& L) a

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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. ~' j; a4 j9 V WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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/ ?4 Q! O9 D( i4 S "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."2 B" K3 B3 ?1 p4 _4 v
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1 }9 H& r: {. s& o THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..
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6 h6 O' o: O5 Z6 R- v+ D( I2 } SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR4 M/ U$ Q  U& M3 E! S* q3 M6 p

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  a7 ]: O* P( O& x7 b THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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7 ]% n; {- M$ q4 `8 q6 u THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU; D. j: q# C" X6 D+ E+ z" J, q

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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