Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN7 V  a( |" r) S0 v3 q

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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6 {. P) r9 O+ g& `  \5 c0 g' I SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.. \* ~' a/ w# J+ G$ e
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.- l+ g! U. p7 |: {/ _$ F6 `
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."5 M+ \2 j  z7 e8 o: G
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.; _, i6 O1 _3 T& y6 r. D3 @

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" A" `2 y0 q. i8 p* v2 x THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.+ l6 K  u6 v* U8 D; F

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/ `# g7 e7 `0 e WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,9 u2 }9 g+ p8 k0 ^

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.- \6 f, w! w6 N

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS0 ^* f# |6 \4 L* g; \6 [+ D

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END.
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* n  P; Y1 X8 H% {/ K THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU( T" N* A1 z5 f; |/ B

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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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