Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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& Y- [6 R" E' p9 k THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


' B; }0 h% K" g8 a1 T  W THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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  [3 g* M. J( { "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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2 m+ V$ j9 P* D) x6 V6 T! [0 Q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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  l+ \$ V( g# ] A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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( v2 b5 c* V  r* G; a# L THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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" ?% Q5 m, t: V, m- Q THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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$ ]3 f1 p) d2 r' R% r! {6 l( [ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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2 k- S8 H( t# k4 ^4 c; }  y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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$ }- E1 y7 M* T9 ]  Z END.
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7 R. k/ j4 u8 g( |7 c THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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3 o0 t" L6 l2 v. \' `3 q( _! l THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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% C1 Y' B6 X! F9 h% C+ P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~