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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN/ D/ O4 w. {" _
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; J/ K4 K0 z7 y- ~ SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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( S* G/ v- z4 [. ^ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .! [" Z! `5 c; g
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) l% Y7 [; T6 N "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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$ `% {4 c. P7 L B A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.5 F, i$ |( f- A
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# S1 l4 u. }. S6 p. _! K. x1 E THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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- I' [- d9 c9 W5 | WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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" W! k: {& [6 g IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR. ~, H5 \5 A* h
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END.
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% Y8 e! m7 t1 _7 M; r: ` THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU9 l$ Q4 u" B, c- n
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8 {1 \/ `) U6 X' U4 K LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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