Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN" p9 ?5 w3 X! Q7 F6 }
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3 Z  g3 s0 u* C WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .. E; {* k, O" C# W2 e
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.; i( |. d1 S0 i6 O& Z( Z& G$ k4 \& v) j
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."" H' m9 P% @2 V- P% o! B: h3 c# R

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.8 m1 \0 B4 N0 u$ s7 ]2 s9 i

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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. ~' E" ~* |* @- w WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,6 S- ^; I( u# M( ~
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.". |* c2 g- n6 \: n+ [

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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" H' f( a4 E$ V3 C NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS) b$ @4 t& O7 {% R3 j
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0 N0 L! t( x- b1 ^ IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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3 }: w' v, f+ H: K7 f" d" _ THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.+ L' X( o" j7 @3 T' y6 Z1 {' c

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5 \4 `4 f4 e. D. {4 N/ J% |7 [ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A% t: N) u( U) Q1 |5 f& b9 B
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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