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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.- A( l& _" `0 N4 S/ C3 U: B
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?4 Y' g; I1 I0 C) `: D
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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0 O" @7 [1 H8 `" f9 V9 I.... and that's when the fight started. |
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