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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.4 x0 h7 o4 W. u8 Z. p: ?' T
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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+ W* I3 T& H3 ~/ G+ K+ kWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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0 c0 a) ` p5 VSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"$ x. z- C6 O0 A. ~6 ^
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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