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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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) i; x# T; `# _7 e1 a5 c( tWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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, t7 |# b, ~/ o# Q& V( Q# cSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"$ j5 S6 i+ k' O N: B
* {6 h" k n; \& B.... and that's when the fight started. |
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