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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?8 ?: ?, @4 V3 P& M: X1 c- h) W
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"6 G- L* [4 I4 l$ L" x' M' x% o
9 n) l# Q- [& n" uSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"2 \+ N1 n& E0 l) r
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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