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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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- V' j. c4 G* G9 zWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"; K( |6 ^9 h" [- }+ R s, @7 k
6 ^ k2 v: ~6 k" D6 p2 v BSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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) i" Z0 w4 u! N5 Z2 z+ k' i.... and that's when the fight started. |
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