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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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; h( R* `' }8 G! P7 Y+ |# J" jYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny? _' ?! f+ U+ _- _$ M0 ?8 q6 A
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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' D9 x$ ]4 J7 ~9 M5 Q" h) n7 }" m$ KSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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+ k& H# p5 d# t* v3 i.... and that's when the fight started. |
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