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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.% n- I9 @9 Z6 M( r
3 m0 m$ w s" y5 F) Z/ {% h1 CYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?4 }9 T- G8 u P7 }/ {
* \1 j; C2 u K! AWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"( f, }$ ~6 J6 a) Z% R( d+ Q
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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6 J2 o; {2 Z6 f* u$ I( Y- ]8 I.... and that's when the fight started. |
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