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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' r1 s5 y4 t2 E9 S! t0 B% E2 ?; t& h
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 f0 Q& Q- ]6 C- k" fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% |; h8 \( u8 X# d+ }4 a
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! w& Z- H+ `4 s4 d, n, k* ~- Q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 |# x2 U2 o& L1 n8 f
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 F% m7 r/ w" g6 S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. W1 U4 A. l. m R: A
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# X1 L3 z7 ?0 N. N' ?2 _( J5 ^) L% P
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! y; A9 l$ Q' g0 [committed my life to her sister.$ E% F9 \9 v9 L3 W% K
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1 l7 g; S! b1 S" F( I- x7 `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 l$ Q/ G4 }8 V/ v6 @3 W" H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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' h) ?1 I! p' u/ KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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# [3 C5 F1 c/ _. q) F* ~; A$ `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' \( L* m/ v6 _5 r8 S" c" bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 P9 F( a; A* B8 O8 Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% N4 t N- [2 p) m8 [+ g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 \0 E5 y5 I! A) b9 M
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, ?5 P1 @( J7 H# LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your) p# C, G# ~% Z& a$ ?
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