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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ }, N }* ~2 a+ \4 r
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 f+ n% Q" c7 |* w
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 _2 L9 O$ u9 e2 Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' ?1 ]( g* O7 i F
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2 `" T/ L! h. {9 bOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! o( C; b: p; Q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: ?* a) S# S7 E% S: b' qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 n# |+ N5 W9 P! L- g2 e6 U$ covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* q9 o8 ~' j& {4 V
committed my life to her sister.
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* D: x# L* r' }9 lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 K6 ?) K+ L5 p P5 v) [9 m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) T8 E) p& ~7 P$ ^+ K; \/ y
fling, just come up and get me."% [0 ^) k0 X! i$ X
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* x8 _0 |, m' ~5 cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& h( @; w) h+ |+ @1 J, _; P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 @" s3 g2 @4 h, Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 C6 }: V% h4 b$ A- G mmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 y7 q, o; V! W
outside, all clapping!
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( `2 B. _% `, O3 `6 W0 aWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; C: L/ `% L k; s- _5 I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: f! @3 |8 [. K" f7 m, n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* L5 b6 J' w% a2 B7 RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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