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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST# t- O! n& s6 L7 }
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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* o$ o, ]9 i9 f. e& B7 a+ C" e" gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 h4 S( _/ c/ S1 I  H: V* z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' Z# X, D- v5 C# S4 Y. @
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ K1 r! J1 Z2 m. qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% ~( E. F1 c; t$ l2 f

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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ M$ Y) o$ r$ Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 U/ ?9 N" `8 N! Jcommitted my life to her sister.. ?: w( X# C3 i( Q

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# D. Z) g+ I# Y- T- b+ asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) ^6 d) o# k# c( w0 Z" G, ~
fling, just come up and get me."
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3 e) \+ e5 ~  K7 j  S& g% tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& E6 Q7 P) O2 s, u( R- o' `the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 u& i* k6 c& n+ V& _, A  P
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 `6 ?  G9 ^% ^. S; Z4 f
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. }9 B* V2 G1 g7 V. WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing& S5 g2 H# g: G$ i
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 N. a: [1 u( ^  Y" U1 ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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& @7 E' J7 e3 x( UAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your' f! h6 A- s/ k% e! v- I
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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