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& s! z* x# d+ y1 {( a/ \I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 R9 ]5 b! w1 Zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- p; j6 E: ^, M. X1 b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. k* g5 X6 Q& w5 A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# L, K L' a% p, d. `
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6 F8 s" {2 f( }/ @One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* i! t, N' V8 e
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 R: S8 D" z s/ D0 s( Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% w" S3 l$ j: Oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ \- z; ^* N& Q% T" X* Fcommitted my life to her sister.
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5 v! ]2 g# U0 E8 J" F) iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ P% |6 o+ k+ {. N; Y3 u5 V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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4 q/ h3 `- D4 o0 ^& zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ ` \2 A' s8 Bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ j7 y, l8 j ]; f& e2 i
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4 z- Y2 A! P9 _; G& Q& KWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 ^5 K" ?" z8 t" A; o) s! G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% w2 i4 j+ v4 ]1 t! C5 U4 ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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