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/ @# ]" j. @0 R- H4 NI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( e7 l# y8 U; D) h
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 t& [' X, J! o5 U7 |! G0 K5 A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 q6 ]$ \* J8 _# w2 qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ r& v4 M& d3 _9 Q, g6 _5 _! ?& Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ U3 @( b Y- ~( V, s, n
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 G' ]. Z8 t+ i- p/ [
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( m+ O# J8 E" B- s. h0 ^' e. O! ^
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 b9 d2 \6 r. C0 }4 {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 V: u4 ?( Q7 k) ^! H$ hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ e, @ p! G3 f3 C! F6 l8 j% N2 `, l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# V# m, n/ s4 z
committed my life to her sister.
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3 Y6 {8 @$ d NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 |0 x9 I4 P8 D, L3 r/ ^* [/ [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 H& _: C* M. I3 y8 k& e
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 o( _1 V0 K0 K6 r7 Q V
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* I* P" V P5 M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards( J5 f+ C1 c. x
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 _' H4 v( S$ A- ]& p
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5 ~! C; p( @( M9 F1 ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* b& P4 k7 }" W6 x0 |3 a+ y0 x8 p- ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- p+ s8 N+ n/ ^" \1 X- w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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