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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) y% w4 E" z& n- S' phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; J" _9 i: q e0 d, j- `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 R( y. Q8 ]+ E/ e0 I" Y$ `, R
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 H6 r9 [9 j3 }( d. L9 I5 ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ ~( ], |3 |( @* W8 M& H% `; a+ mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' x, t# |& w! O$ C6 A% g9 a6 \
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: J) p. N. d* b- u
committed my life to her sister.0 N/ t4 l1 i( u' W) U( S- }
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' F# _5 {3 h: m; c0 L% sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 O7 o. ~% D9 h0 ~said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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' c& p" M! L! o+ GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ c; G3 `' k8 ~/ p% y
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 {: m+ n( B, J9 H# istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) D* }' ?& C6 @- [# Y' ? `1 u
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 J3 m0 p8 i: g! q
outside, all clapping!& M" J- n+ U+ L& g- ]; Q. s8 ]
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& J% k4 P, w( u* v( b% f+ n7 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( F6 a/ C# @8 S0 u% R3 }$ Z3 j/ G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( j3 f U1 y$ J/ @7 F
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