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9 \) M( Y5 D) ~- m$ H- {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 v' R& m8 T2 P
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& l, {+ V, T0 }3 x. @: L7 OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% D% Q& S$ m4 f6 u1 Y' Ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& c5 M9 |, J2 t& ?9 M, [0 B5 S- kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' |: K% i. k! n1 R: P0 [; V
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 E. H8 E7 L+ ]: j( }
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% W8 K8 g% G. r& |! D& m
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 y) H$ t8 Y4 `- z4 _
committed my life to her sister.( V8 ~0 x K5 n5 E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ f. {' ^& o2 C3 |. `" d6 N; q: ^8 u
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, b2 S; O; D |( u
fling, just come up and get me."
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2 V4 c4 t4 S* B7 W5 q: wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& i6 P* b& v6 u5 |: y* [the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* A) b" i9 k& X+ S8 z0 R
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
7 B, Z7 i% }- M8 o( M9 Fmy car.
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- Q5 W6 n0 `, E: I ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 H7 Q& i8 ]; l, w8 O# p8 xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) }2 ]2 c+ q- E+ S5 A! W- Isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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8 G: }8 f6 P& n' I: ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your) H" w. e& @5 p8 m" }5 @& u+ m- O
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