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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 h! t- f7 Z% }3 \' k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& ?3 ~ ]' `" r$ k
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( U+ H& J( c: f/ { |& g2 `( Y
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- M" j# n2 k: U* x; ^* q: P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down# b, W( L# }7 }7 D: K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 |# ~8 a. z' |, R/ v0 Y$ M# l- [
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- w+ h! J' k6 x; @4 Q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come _/ y6 W& T: ^; T+ ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. a3 N; L6 _( T
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- N! p' d! _9 D) z$ T8 T! h5 F6 covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ I) C5 @" Q" q# M; tcommitted my life to her sister.- }6 U Z) |, E% h% w6 M+ w( p2 E# [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' X1 V( N5 R9 S" r$ Q- t( v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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% O& B: W5 d/ k0 B7 ~. @9 ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; D' O6 f$ F9 z. l( @the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 |& ~; k' D5 y6 B- D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 J' h* \. u' J! a( sWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& N5 f1 Y; N' Z& Z) M6 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# g/ }7 [! a' r+ D* C$ G2 g- } Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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" v% h" s) v$ z, J) X$ cAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
' K4 d& \2 H) econdoms in your car. |
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