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THE WEDDING TEST# h$ Q, w$ G9 n" n5 p/ \) P& h; Y. _
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 Y! H7 w5 |. G7 {, X% w- b* mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& B7 v1 ], e! I/ t, y4 T9 Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, C, v, A: Z3 B: z0 q8 |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 w+ d" D( Z" a, V# r
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; m j2 b5 m# d! X' LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! U, v" f( X B4 }$ J qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 _4 v7 m# s; o0 `8 ?committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 t4 Y$ K4 T4 E2 @" tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ s* Z, s0 h# l; v7 u' @
fling, just come up and get me.". `& w0 m6 P" M9 Y" h" v7 ^
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: f+ H5 U% F i/ V( g2 eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ r1 w' S% c1 I7 L Bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 Q: n' p4 K8 l# ^& @/ vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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+ x P4 K( e. V8 T5 ~To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 H y2 D, v! W
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) N6 Z# h5 Z5 o% t2 R; psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 h6 v$ S8 r% {0 x1 U/ B
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 X. w6 }+ c6 f4 j+ f( u# O6 _
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- t. M/ X- y+ h9 H8 WAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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