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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
5 w. P7 M+ N$ g& a  j7 HUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.& H7 H' S$ ^2 N  ^8 B
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's9 Z& @# @. r5 Q; N1 H# ]" r
family was invited over to see the baby. 4 p. W8 J; C# a. U0 m, L0 g
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk5 e% n! \) z# d  T
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" _+ F* R- C' @& G1 HHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
* I% m7 `, h. S7 h" r% F7 z, Rabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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6 J! f  A0 w( k2 pLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. # w2 q8 C4 \, F+ Y" n
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful4 g# l( B4 u# T4 C* J5 x9 j+ C
baby.'
7 j9 K. L' w  O% y; e+ P0 PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
5 H& r" E* H$ q" [Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
& e: ?; ]/ T8 F' N* c, F! xlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
0 ]  P0 A4 u4 ~% Z; z4 P/ mhe see?'
5 _  _* j! F* T3 r" w# M'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said5 J/ j+ \5 ?$ t7 W. @* x, S
he has 20/20 vision.'+ l# `' c- l3 Q" s4 v! p
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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