The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
+ U5 I) r: V9 S- UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 ?) B( k6 V: N) B1 j4 hWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
. o8 {3 T& Q4 Z, {" `5 x( s3 Nwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ T" w3 F6 t# G0 k2 m! iHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ t5 ^* m8 ^( M$ bwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( V8 b6 j3 X0 m0 D4 E; OLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
% ]8 F- P. S$ G" q2 vWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
) v; Q! N; Z0 w# I' m/ mbaby.'
+ T2 ^5 Z5 U3 r& V& F. JThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
9 B( i; F, n6 w/ p1 D" [Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ H1 r1 J/ ], `4 R6 f, mhe see?'
4 l* X- ~2 p2 k2 U'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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