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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. j! l( G' f' c( ?3 W4 ZUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; R6 _7 Y' v* L% ^! o5 \. N. X7 gWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's6 a6 W8 |( `. O) q
family was invited over to see the baby.
$ n# T' M2 A* k7 s  M# H; D" ^Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk0 X" O* H% S  J# j7 L: g
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.( e6 \9 L  N' e& \) O
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
6 U. g6 Z( p* ^, Labout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
" z; H& k8 e2 S. u, V, dwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home./ v* R1 e5 W9 t. u- _
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. : {2 P% B# l; {$ k9 |
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful' Z" |! J0 e' i9 U& E
baby.'
  k" M6 ]8 `. ~- a! Q* vThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
* h: P# n  [. ^4 y  lJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful# D' ]% e2 i0 E" _0 ^9 G( ~8 y2 ?
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can+ ~% P) v# U0 _+ |: x0 C# I
he see?'
' b8 {" a; ^; u9 x8 k'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said( f# F: c7 l0 g) z6 I5 l
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 j, J/ a. `" J, pneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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