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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's* K5 N3 ^* ]! K" i% f, m
family was invited over to see the baby. , G8 ~* u% I: z& S0 T9 A* P/ Q- q# k
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 U8 K! e+ b' W+ e, R# \8 Xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.5 _$ Q6 y2 H' `& H5 i0 M
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.& q" S. G/ d. l% z) X
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 g, ~. U" p+ O: }# c
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful' s5 j1 }( r( i6 e8 J9 Y
baby.'
3 i- @8 q. {/ m2 |2 b" b3 J" PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. - V. m% s( i+ C- O8 i
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful' B% Y# G: a* b  W
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can0 h/ ~7 b+ G% _, c
he see?'
+ @( H+ x+ r. v$ D" i- b9 p'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said' l  T+ s) ]% [8 n$ R6 z
he has 20/20 vision.'
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) T4 b7 o8 y7 X. t  ~, h# J'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 E+ D& W4 I7 |7 cneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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