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| Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. * f& \% W! V/ M, I8 b5 QUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
 9 j& z6 v5 P5 x3 H( S3 LWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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 with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
 ]1 y* M% `* e+ l1 v/ M/ O1 q/ AHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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 Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 Q( I0 s2 E" `* i' k* y, E) C; r
 When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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 The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 P+ x& c3 ?5 R; q6 s
 Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
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 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
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 'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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