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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
* f& \% W! V/ M, I8 b5 QUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 j& z6 v5 P5 x3 H( S3 LWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
7 ?8 ?  z' `* Z* f5 Hfamily was invited over to see the baby.
3 H$ B: i' R. X, `Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk% V& W4 d' S$ G# m
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
  ]1 y* M% `* e+ l1 v/ M/ O1 q/ AHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
( V, j7 V9 ^  n6 B- w2 U+ Tabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
& z* P6 B* O0 p5 Mwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.: S& K% b* Z3 m. o- j6 {. t' {
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 Q( I0 s2 E" `* i' k* y, E) C; r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
  t: }' J  t$ f2 Bbaby.'/ n& V/ j+ U1 q( L* G2 J
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 P+ x& c3 ?5 R; q6 s
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
0 \0 }5 a* e& e, y0 s, v; R! plittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
  Y1 ~& T0 \- q# ^$ uhe see?'8 Y7 m/ u( {9 v
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
  b  _) j* j1 T# {+ U, @ he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
7 d5 `1 x5 Z( ^6 C; ~needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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