The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
3 k; L, Q0 `6 A( r  XUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 o) ^$ Y; j; X9 owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 |+ b% ]6 J7 u/ j8 l4 y6 HHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
: k/ ]& e8 k3 k' [9 dwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( }. P. g, ?7 Z5 W7 ?! }8 JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
8 D% N( J9 n& v. OWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
! y1 G6 P- C6 V6 m) O) Clittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
5 ^1 \! f# }2 Y1 E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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