The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
) n) @8 S# O0 I% v. K5 U4 zWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
8 Y6 w' Q$ }, r1 D) G7 Y# o7 H; wfamily was invited over to see the baby.
1 C! u5 ?: [/ C' h6 R) W, MBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
. }& `) v7 F* A9 g# Wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
0 e& @/ g  L$ H, y  WHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% M! f2 W# r2 p- w3 OLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
% S# D# L& Y" y5 p8 LWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
- c8 L9 A1 d+ Vbaby.'
. R) h8 T, o" e: g: jThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% q: P; H6 U5 H- she see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
$ o. q6 |$ \6 g6 f0 c* Gneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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