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it is your fate but,
& K' g7 M/ t1 i# U/ S' P( {5 M# [if your father-in-law is a poor man,
9 _# g H7 j/ O- J: U! H. l5 Qit's your stupidity.+ i3 r5 V! n( ~6 Z8 q' e, ~
4 y$ m2 u9 ?+ SI was born intelligent -
' ]% e1 b3 I: J# _2 E7 {3 e5 g. w; xeducation ruined me.
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2 E: ~/ t# q# a, J9 W8 r4 GPractice makes perfect....
' W- L& b! @/ ]" l; hBut nobody's perfect......4 q& t* @! {3 z2 c9 `! J5 W
so why practice? {' y. c/ L$ X( o
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If it's true that we are here to help others,0 Y" t/ \4 X* ?' R
then what exactly are the others here for?/ I6 x4 V/ ^+ O! x. U1 C2 ^+ y
3 d! y& z# |" J; A& _Since light travels faster than sound,
1 C8 |7 H" b6 W& J- npeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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, _0 V M$ L6 x' Q8 S7 sHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?, K: \' a* X5 y; Q4 f q3 ?
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Money is not everything./ }1 B3 s' Q+ R* a! M! E
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.6 s- d5 P- `" C. {0 ]' T2 j: R
They are so tasty.& o: B7 i* j0 k% P7 ?6 n
, s) a5 n8 [; o. u8 sBehind every successful man, there is a woman
% \: f2 @# U! T0 W6 p0 J9 NAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.5 b3 k9 X6 O9 ]% E. o2 [0 r& _8 H
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Every man should marry.
& @( d. q7 d/ b& z( m7 |# [4 l. uAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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8 D( U% S9 ?$ D9 V5 R4 \# [. mThe wise never marry.
/ `( _# C9 \/ ~7 `% Land when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.* t- w* L3 k' t/ Z9 x( e% \
It brings so many relatives.$ p3 `% w5 l1 a6 c: d
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
! c5 v% d) T9 c, v6 f: C. A$ w& Swhat you can put off today./ k( y& _6 h( a4 c4 a x' [' [8 Q
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"6 P- m4 r6 _4 |
So go to sleep
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3 L N c, E- `7 Z* |8 N8 ]There should be a better way to start a day
: R1 `+ z# W! G6 |" n! O: NThan waking up every morning
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; p/ D1 e# A. ^! i$ C% {8 f, L"Hard work never killed anybody"3 M/ ?7 I/ P, r; X7 l+ R
But why take the risk
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( K# \( G- h$ w/ |( |8 G! m"Work fascinates me"2 z. x# j# ^9 W( Z& |
I can look at it for hours0 U8 c/ u, X! n% v1 g( C
3 i- M1 q& c. f \- JGod made relatives;
* y9 u- N( l- G1 }# @" ^Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
5 A- m. Y; o% T# Y" IThe more you know, the more you forget' I# ~1 O) t" J9 a5 q7 N& G, X5 ~8 n
The more you forget, the less you know
. O, O# a* J; Z0 NSo.. why learn.# D, S" w1 |/ _( T7 Z: L6 l
1 E+ k* [6 h7 o5 B# t4 z6 \A bus station is where a bus stops.0 x7 _$ y* w" D$ g1 I
A train station is where a train stops.
; F8 [& U* s8 bOn my desk, I have a work station....
9 z r2 V: d1 x' i6 vwhat more can I say......../ t: \! c$ N: q: u+ D
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