Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
! u( W7 m* k9 a' r0 n# d9 |3 O6 uit is your fate but,
6 e, s% n0 r2 \" q& dif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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) g3 }" Q  U1 Z+ ^9 L: p0 TI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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" M9 L4 ~6 V' d$ SPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
9 K( W9 D/ J' ~so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
" X$ p- z1 W. h  R; u) T) xthen what exactly are the others here for?
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. o% \. V8 M+ S. \9 PSince light travels faster than sound,
/ m* {$ q+ t5 D  j! ypeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
+ K5 `" a' U/ [+ n5 i7 N6 L, _There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
+ X: d6 d0 i$ ^4 k6 {They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

% h/ k3 w+ L8 P: iEvery man should marry.
2 J4 t% ^% m4 @: h3 }, aAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

% b1 ?+ ~5 E* _! lSuccess is a relative term.
; {3 t! ^4 J0 t5 LIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
" {: @0 S. A( D; q( [6 ^+ {  l4 i; h! Cwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
" k3 O: g+ Y5 U; bSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
9 m8 {! D; F; h$ \- C: f% \, B0 ]Than waking up every morning
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- q7 E( t" L( H! h, y' e+ H! w"Hard work never killed anybody"
, E- s" t' T- |1 R1 m# P+ E) xBut why take the risk
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7 @3 L- a- T. ^6 j% n. e% U# e"Work fascinates me"
4 M7 R0 q& _, }/ A# mI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
0 c- m, ^  b6 N' |- FThe more you know, the more you forget
+ O( q% n% S5 a2 a6 VThe more you forget, the less you know
* }6 A% d2 j% e6 c% z1 m. k( ^2 u0 hSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
4 c7 e- [5 t6 z. s! WOn my desk, I have a work station....
3 E2 P& j/ e8 f/ n- L/ `. V% t% hwhat more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^