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_9 K; L! U) c0 R }/ q; Y) Q4 Git is your fate but,& W4 I! K7 W3 I% k2 S7 N1 b
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
" d3 `: U& d; }7 S9 fit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -/ x( K! w/ ]1 B4 }' ]
education ruined me.; T5 s" S6 ~5 H S
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Practice makes perfect....& v9 E$ E. V/ J+ `8 V" G$ ^1 d
But nobody's perfect......
# T9 h& t5 I a1 @so why practice?
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) H$ C8 Q, ?3 \" u# QIf it's true that we are here to help others,) B& [, B: B2 N" D9 y3 m6 m: m9 x
then what exactly are the others here for?
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4 I; Y: H( r% @. u+ WSince light travels faster than sound,9 f! w Z% [- T0 J& ^# F4 x
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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* d" S- ]8 H( U' n- B" _0 _/ n8 uHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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0 {+ Z0 f# |# n3 O( ?, ^Money is not everything./ R9 x3 ^) s: E0 n- }
There's Mastercard & Visa.- i; S, t% O8 _, v
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One should love animals.
_9 z0 U4 N* }- |5 L; qThey are so tasty.0 ?* m+ {- f7 O% ^9 J
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman* [+ b. P/ r, }
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.8 J$ g% t3 ~/ H
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
0 F& V6 P9 b- V) P7 n! jand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.7 Q G/ a7 U$ h# I O. j1 Q
It brings so many relatives.
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+ z$ u% |! u8 M4 P2 f3 ~0 SNever put off the work till tomorrow
! U% T( s* L; q/ p' N, _what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
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There should be a better way to start a day
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"Hard work never killed anybody") ~! T' s* p! I0 Y
But why take the risk& W: U7 M& C. K" U# ]& q, K* H6 ?
! p6 K D' t- D4 U- L"Work fascinates me"8 E3 T' i; `4 L: v
I can look at it for hours" H& c) B% \* T* r2 `8 ]5 d$ m6 N
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God made relatives;
1 k) r! W& _1 z$ S/ X! b! sThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
, O2 k3 `5 t, ]8 j# `% gThe more you know, the more you forget0 c- X& x( L s5 n; Y/ m! B6 C7 w5 ?3 j
The more you forget, the less you know
9 v: j! ^) Z/ sSo.. why learn.
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0 K* o5 O6 y' l" r6 O5 dA bus station is where a bus stops.: z8 \8 u J% @1 C
A train station is where a train stops.
; R {6 R/ |) F- [* ROn my desk, I have a work station....+ s: V1 G4 ~ g# I, d) |
what more can I say........
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