Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
/ _- ^6 A! L" e- D2 n5 Jit is your fate but,
2 p" u0 D5 t8 }( z! h7 |& |if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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- K+ e, K4 u$ L1 F3 T2 p8 v7 s: k) FI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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$ G4 L, V/ Z( b6 L. L0 LPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
  T( d" k4 l" ?so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
; R: I3 M8 Z+ s% ~& f: hthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
5 Y% b$ I4 a9 s' pThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
+ J8 \% x; }" H  mAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
" I2 Q  w1 R! R6 @% G  q) m+ QAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
' s6 A$ W! ~* r( Dlife.
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* B  m' h7 {9 b; x( ]& c+ x( r1 JThe wise never marry.
- E4 w% |8 B9 W2 V  t. o" fand when they marry they become otherwise.

1 {# p. o9 U5 w" \* g+ RSuccess is a relative term.
1 N7 Y" g: M2 U' Z/ d( dIt brings so many relatives.

5 T( d) q" B/ F. l7 uNever put off the work till tomorrow
0 E1 @4 E  a+ |* h6 }) T2 {what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
+ Q7 I( N: U8 [1 v6 |5 L' pSo go to sleep
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* s) A/ L& s. O, V7 \There should be a better way to start a day
' a1 I$ n5 a0 o1 v- x2 K+ `, dThan waking up every morning

5 ?$ i. i1 w, U"Hard work never killed anybody"
7 ~) j' k& a5 @) v, d) rBut why take the risk

/ Y2 ]9 w3 M5 b6 ~! _0 {8 J"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

# L0 F! s/ M+ B( F1 [- PGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, N( G7 x& H, d4 ~The more you learn, the more you know,
9 M3 X; s( m2 O$ K+ h% `The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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/ Y) `# f7 ^( e" a+ W% R4 EA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
0 a5 ^( ?1 n) A1 r$ {2 C$ Alove it ^^