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8 {3 z& O/ m+ K2 A: e1 oif your father-in-law is a poor man,6 G0 D, D7 L q1 t0 v$ v) ~$ D+ [
it's your stupidity.: F2 s$ y3 T% r2 F" `+ ?' c
6 E# ?4 g# i6 T7 {9 M; pI was born intelligent -6 Q1 @' P4 n3 L) w
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
7 M% k1 X. K% E* r _ ]4 EBut nobody's perfect......! @: R' X' k5 B
so why practice?
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! q9 l+ M7 A G% D6 {If it's true that we are here to help others,, r( N8 d' c6 ]3 r7 \
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
; \+ I, j: k6 u9 g" ypeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.# ^$ E) }1 ^1 h3 e% i
There's Mastercard & Visa.% f( Q+ O; Z2 o3 Z. N4 l; T
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One should love animals.
+ [! h$ J- w7 _5 f+ m3 xThey are so tasty.$ F. |3 K4 T+ w. E: H
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 g; Z1 y% ~# v0 m9 [And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two., F6 x. Q) X0 W' u& U3 M+ U
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Every man should marry.
7 E/ S0 J; _# A- i! N6 T8 ~After all, happiness is not the only thing in a; p4 y: n$ `$ r% a
life.
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# V& i0 u+ {* N, b8 i4 @. OThe wise never marry.9 D7 X4 M I. j: \" j: J" h ?4 b
and when they marry they become otherwise.4 I7 @$ k; C+ {+ e, @! e& g% Y
+ h9 e( _# l/ ^# S9 E0 S* l* lSuccess is a relative term.
( }( \3 B7 v1 vIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
/ D$ E7 x2 |& ?3 h: p e. \what you can put off today.
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2 {( e% W3 W% H, A8 u9 O"Your future depend s on your dreams"3 z7 q/ o# D: T" s% B# t
So go to sleep8 e% s, e5 f+ @0 z0 ?$ Q
% c1 d8 T S1 ]8 @( zThere should be a better way to start a day
" _) A2 s' `' J5 f, J% X* F- y/ K2 uThan waking up every morning& L* w5 Q M A6 {$ i9 m; f0 p% {4 j$ s& m
! i6 o+ s0 B2 r$ E. U+ Q"Hard work never killed anybody"# D7 v, ~; T# S0 T3 [
But why take the risk
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* N0 [% w% o7 S% @9 m" G"Work fascinates me"
7 b5 n% w2 W/ [& @I can look at it for hours5 Y. u7 p3 Y. u, R4 E% P) J3 ?
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God made relatives;
. g2 n% d! \4 t, X/ SThank God we can choose our friends.
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7 l+ R s+ }4 QThe more you learn, the more you know,* F; l) i6 z4 G0 W* _
The more you know, the more you forget
6 N; R* O, u. Z# zThe more you forget, the less you know: Z) T3 q/ ^ l3 C* b; \' z$ J
So.. why learn.
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& O; v1 |) X' W0 w7 vA bus station is where a bus stops.
5 [( v7 I& s% _* ZA train station is where a train stops.
$ @4 s# d4 |5 ~% [On my desk, I have a work station....
: b/ _1 `, e4 x" Zwhat more can I say........' U# [' x3 v* u$ D4 q" ^) ?' W
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