Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
% F4 ]& n3 K$ W% C  Z2 aif your father-in-law is a poor man,
# y: H7 K  E! f7 e4 L8 Rit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
" q; i5 o  Z5 v; g, h% r+ Yeducation ruined me.

7 ^) [3 u! e4 `6 Q  }$ s2 j5 ~4 V; ^Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
2 {5 J8 \2 [* w: U0 x. ]so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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& i2 }, g/ @. g' ]Since light travels faster than sound,
6 o3 o& L8 i! Speople appear bright until you hear them speak.

, ]* x" |1 x% @; M/ r0 Z. tHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
5 u8 P( j& y3 ]2 |! t9 k, V4 p7 ]There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
6 O# N" B' m; X/ \9 P! \& oThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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. z' s9 J" P: B. g: S! [" ]5 ], WEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

  E5 u& v7 M# ?& r! ^The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
; D5 z; |& z* c9 h. h# dIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
1 v% b2 S3 z1 @: R7 \: J. ~$ ]what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
' N$ m; ^* I+ p0 z& a  L" BThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
' S4 t3 A+ A# m4 sI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

5 X" J# R' i+ M2 t0 t6 h3 ]A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
) R" G+ j- L5 p* [. b- l+ iwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
% Z) [" Z7 ^1 h$ T7 D' Blove it ^^