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 If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,/ p1 v/ f6 l$ ?1 z) X
it's your stupidity.
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( h2 T% S2 X* L7 g: BI was born intelligent -
( z! Q/ b# P1 \; P& y; c) B( h3 Oeducation ruined me.# | o) c0 D- c
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Practice makes perfect....9 C0 V0 W" c6 f1 h
But nobody's perfect......
5 V' W4 u* r! s- vso why practice?5 p3 _3 ?0 g" S0 b6 t- G% t
% K* e4 [8 U! w! ]If it's true that we are here to help others,% V, |9 {( D/ c; n9 s
then what exactly are the others here for?
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$ f* U, o% F# E$ Y, F5 gSince light travels faster than sound,* R: I5 v8 N0 F8 ]
people appear bright until you hear them speak.0 N! Q* n& m2 _4 P
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?' ^, s7 g% L! l5 E
- q3 @; I( J4 }8 m# bMoney is not everything.1 ^* U# b3 F& z J/ Z1 a( E `
There's Mastercard & Visa.5 w0 k* t9 a7 j" N: z
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One should love animals.
- N0 g9 N5 @! \( L0 t& Y0 ^They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman& k/ u: y1 X" W/ |- W
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.# e; B/ O( `3 ~+ _. g
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Every man should marry.
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life.1 B- u' I4 I/ t5 B3 y+ _
! i' c' @& K1 U+ ^$ X+ T2 y* EThe wise never marry.
& A% ?& t4 q/ [& O' qand when they marry they become otherwise.8 |$ N1 e' \6 I# ~
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Success is a relative term.
+ J$ j( j( _( ^. r- jIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow0 i" V& o, A K# L
what you can put off today.# m! c) R$ `/ e* [6 R
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
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8 P' B5 ?. c' I/ r+ w/ RThere should be a better way to start a day( U; E A: w: s. F+ z
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"0 K8 P2 T4 k) q* S# |; l9 {8 l
But why take the risk
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1 @" u6 R9 L0 g" l+ Y# o) D1 H* u"Work fascinates me"
, ~/ A- U1 x% u0 G& e7 S3 w" ~I can look at it for hours( ?+ D8 a3 A a. ?- d9 z) r& g V
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God made relatives;% s; Y2 u4 G$ v% T; V' {9 t
Thank God we can choose our friends.0 k) S- u" {+ W2 f' ]7 i
$ R d+ w5 ~ dThe more you learn, the more you know,- D! k5 f! G$ Y1 Z f1 N" P) ]& x
The more you know, the more you forget
& x! Y8 j7 c4 X: y" q) JThe more you forget, the less you know, y( _. {7 t1 q) C8 H
So.. why learn.% |0 I; W- a$ \; V# J
- h0 v3 {* V$ }& UA bus station is where a bus stops.2 Y8 u- o+ H# D! ~" ~, B; h4 k6 a
A train station is where a train stops.0 u. m5 @* `6 W( ]3 Z7 n
On my desk, I have a work station....
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