Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

) l2 h8 d! w5 H' J6 DPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
& ]% O- d% O' cso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
7 Z3 w  x5 N# }& ?/ M3 _; \8 [$ Jpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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% K: p; S6 e5 \- ]) \' {% UMoney is not everything.
" e0 {# _: z2 F+ _3 r! I2 AThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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; u! J3 }& R# V. H: w- @One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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4 Y6 G5 `9 S" N5 }) ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
) {! |+ k3 W7 X+ _8 Q4 A1 YAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

; L  B* _  O8 g+ uThe wise never marry.
+ ^; [! U  x5 s  C9 Cand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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" K% i( r- P7 l: {4 `' ]2 u  mNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( U  B  i$ j9 w- y1 [So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
, ]' C  F; O3 Y" B6 WThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

2 ]5 N- q3 Z3 Q& ^9 a"Work fascinates me"
# v' ]! a, g/ j5 f- p. II can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
' L% O8 P* Q1 I! w5 x5 a2 n/ p( ZThe more you know, the more you forget
3 G: y- `$ q) n4 j/ q' jThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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' `- q5 `: M/ N9 u' ]$ uA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
# X5 u) l% l) l, V0 ZOn my desk, I have a work station....
4 H4 A3 p/ E* t+ t+ uwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^