Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
8 F5 M! S$ S! f2 E6 Nit is your fate but,
) C! U9 @9 O8 |/ u, L7 Gif your father-in-law is a poor man,
. b8 y1 V5 @: V1 git's your stupidity.
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& R  l( r0 D9 _6 g$ Y: |4 iI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
. E& n( N. n7 M8 Y& \: gBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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; |, I. X; Q) }Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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* m' z& F7 [' z% hMoney is not everything.
5 b0 X8 |: \% NThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
, B! D! r1 G* h5 ^  KThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5 w& D  o. u. E& @7 i2 o8 FEvery man should marry.
: Z: j$ `$ o' Z- S6 SAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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- e! d1 v1 \7 XThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
* G* t- R  H" t4 Q- P+ x/ S1 S% HIt brings so many relatives.
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2 G" r4 k! @- A* b' ]2 b5 f- h4 yNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

% K2 ]& p8 g7 r8 o; k"Your future depend s on your dreams"
2 j6 o! R, s3 M1 m4 X0 zSo go to sleep

1 S* Q# W! j9 x6 uThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
. ]* d8 c0 r0 LBut why take the risk

- i, D; l- ~; R" N9 z"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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( R% f' B- x  A# R' l' rGod made relatives;
9 ~2 |8 e) U' H* p8 _Thank God we can choose our friends.

: E& Y% p: t$ v9 {! hThe more you learn, the more you know,
  U9 R  z- N& A( z% ^7 {( P: |The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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3 l# t" w/ k- E3 N8 r" B/ uA bus station is where a bus stops.
; m4 ?/ k+ @/ o# \4 K, pA train station is where a train stops.
& a0 R! w& [" w9 p- U; N4 Y1 Y; D' NOn my desk, I have a work station....
. T9 X$ U( ]' n" kwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
5 p  C: C; F7 f% v1 Clove it ^^