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 If your father is a poor man,- C P# i% x; M% w! ]
it is your fate but,& ]& |, r/ M, S+ d! g
if your father-in-law is a poor man,& g" m6 t$ _1 g, ?
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
+ E# ]- ^2 a8 }. qeducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....: s! G" Z) ]6 G. Y
But nobody's perfect......* ]" w! X+ Y0 b ^9 j* Z
so why practice?: m1 y* [0 e3 N) o' Q) o8 @+ Y
5 }/ {; a% D( ~. Q& vIf it's true that we are here to help others,3 t; K1 K4 U9 p9 E( |! V( S
then what exactly are the others here for?
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9 E3 _9 I( l' }) p R dSince light travels faster than sound,
2 I" `! z# ^/ f8 h9 P Gpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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) E$ M: q2 i! bMoney is not everything.# K o8 @' i# l$ ^, D- T
There's Mastercard & Visa.+ W) x4 m( e0 R, F. c9 n
! w0 g1 d3 s: Q0 w! w4 YOne should love animals.' M0 R; V4 J- k2 W5 o
They are so tasty.$ O6 x: G D, ~# o: @, I
; W7 H: Y/ q0 U1 i: qBehind every successful man, there is a woman
9 f! r5 n' Q# L) l3 Z- d5 SAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.; Y; r4 c+ X* S# W3 d; z
. O7 ~' {' o( EEvery man should marry.( H+ ]# J- K* t! i% h& a
After all, happiness is not the only thing in% w$ R# b B" U) _
life.7 z S$ C3 _- j. E$ I1 A
6 S% K% `) M2 l8 H6 E+ {2 k6 [The wise never marry.
) x& j- D0 b# i @5 m& I* Tand when they marry they become otherwise. n2 ?3 I1 A3 M* H, h3 V
( s; | g. f) {" r: |9 K% N+ E+ uSuccess is a relative term.* m$ W% Z* I7 O1 C% _) K3 L
It brings so many relatives.
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; Y3 h4 |! R( E3 u% jNever put off the work till tomorrow
( p- o4 `$ a/ A. A6 x, Owhat you can put off today.3 d9 n( x1 u+ K( i+ `2 }& h$ o9 n4 z
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
! ~3 A2 o( _8 fSo go to sleep6 t+ i% X: |7 U! I
7 \3 s: Q, t0 K& V& S* aThere should be a better way to start a day
6 ~( D8 H$ M' X. r( Q3 k6 _0 XThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
7 p( h0 ?$ Q2 `8 sBut why take the risk: t0 u& {5 q/ {9 n
" ^) V( ~, w) P$ x( h8 h# Y"Work fascinates me"
) C& h/ K* U v" DI can look at it for hours
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+ J% _$ t; m. qGod made relatives;
& W+ o( @- b3 H3 B& L2 O7 W9 aThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,$ ^, L, K/ d$ n7 i3 C
The more you know, the more you forget
$ L3 {0 `2 u7 ZThe more you forget, the less you know
% z2 g' h* j& ?5 b9 GSo.. why learn.* i& p2 X/ A% A/ d7 l
; ?) I" k( ?/ D0 K' bA bus station is where a bus stops.
4 X% L0 V4 m; R' o" m eA train station is where a train stops.
6 w( l" S! E/ P A( ~, d0 o" bOn my desk, I have a work station....
/ L; n* c# ^/ n" rwhat more can I say........
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