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9 _5 m. D& t% \+ A& {( zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - v) K( F' S7 T) r% @/ @0 s
Maria: Here it is. ) d7 s; o5 b3 W7 z+ H
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ B% Y# M- C# t3 n. {/ B8 jClass: Maria.
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$ H# R; d( c2 ^ }9 uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 k2 J$ P, R. U3 \John: You told me to do it without using tables. . U5 [6 N: i" ~- H$ \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% U4 o y# k! H: BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 d g5 T/ T6 c+ t0 k9 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong / f8 O9 F6 i! } Y7 G: G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; b( ]5 i* v: y2 s4 R
( Z) n4 _) {* s0 a5 WTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 t' z+ p/ ]# b5 N! gDonald: H I J K L M N O. ) g; F. @* K0 n
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; _& M0 }9 n' I0 ~8 k9 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 k, t& K/ p9 \2 Q& m/ }
7 I! M" r8 a5 d* G9 N8 \) R5 @! ^/ zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 j& A# N! ~5 o% [) g9 hWinnie: Me!
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9 U2 Z6 i$ C' T- O) h! A6 YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 ], |' I Y' R) oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 m7 Y U0 \& M- J7 t
Millie: I is... 6 r# c( P! T4 h, B# f2 C+ _1 ~4 X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* d; V* X+ n! ~1 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . }" M3 I# ~$ t1 {; p# G. {
: n9 d& ~8 d/ Z6 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. U1 a: Z2 \8 K6 J4 U. w1 ^. O+ [; }Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( Y4 C0 i. ~) G* D& xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 [2 W2 }* W% qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % {7 D* N5 X+ r. O% t3 i
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; _+ x+ I! k* \+ r9 ?9 S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 [: {4 K5 @( u, H4 A, eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - Z& q6 _4 j% N' G" F
Harold: A teacher * z/ k- o3 [" Y6 m3 Q
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