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' s* K- I- ?2 b4 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" {# M. a2 }) ^Maria: Here it is. . d V. y2 o5 u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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0 v! x6 }0 T# v5 S9 W% |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
S; X1 c& C# j2 `John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 B8 X! R5 i; ^+ G' G$ U
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" [$ M$ A3 P I. Y [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" Q- b+ s5 z2 H! x' vTeacher: No, that's wrong - @$ P5 I" V; v/ C6 e! Y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + f' d# J, h. U; i' W7 a( E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 K9 D6 {6 _$ h* {, ? q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # H i! {# b6 h! ^
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 j" p3 z2 N8 D4 a. |9 P/ M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 U, E6 V7 ]4 v/ `Winnie: Me! 7 d7 \2 D: B; E, r# F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 M. p3 Q% m5 u/ v/ B8 ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 s! Z2 a9 j! [3 U+ y0 l0 LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: X! @" P' H& v, z1 yMillie: I is... - ?8 ?, ^+ x% u6 c$ d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 r: v0 Q* g) t) i0 M Y9 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: X. S9 B, ~4 `! nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' H* R6 [4 C; o; Y5 N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ y3 u5 o( k; OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 M5 {- ~% S+ Y3 X4 L# A; n7 w9 I. k8 Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 ?! k+ u( \2 K( |7 n
. g- m* [) U& g( b8 J. `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / J& _4 d1 b, M- D. l+ r3 B
Harold: A teacher
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