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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 P! A. h/ `6 R& zMaria: Here it is.
1 U1 b# N# L' n: D! f0 E% kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! w4 u: C2 u7 t ^Class: Maria. / J- b. I4 Q3 j1 P' [, [
; H8 U* f6 G+ r, r, o; v# q- p. zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - }" F, k4 |1 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; q# _' r9 [3 P7 H O7 R6 T
; ?& a- K1 D* p Q! c& Q) R9 ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ Y& W/ V4 G3 v9 v5 XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 W4 U% c& R& E3 {; M3 U7 k- TTeacher: No, that's wrong ( d) I/ F. F* @3 ]; U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 g6 v+ U4 G' b4 G4 p) z4 z% p0 @Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ o# G$ g4 m1 l, R* R/ F6 iTeacher: What are you talking about?
: U4 Y; Q8 X L/ @- |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 s. o- \- s0 T5 C4 b+ I6 sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- _6 F& q2 e+ Y8 [* QWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, |% K& W7 X0 H) ^6 Q1 ]) q( S7 sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # v% d D& a; H3 E4 j
& j/ ]4 ?. Y2 @+ g, J$ o/ x* \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 f' k+ m3 r; _Millie: I is...
$ u4 h; P' A2 a1 z0 w' \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( x6 y4 F# ^/ z1 ], ]9 j' ]/ L
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& I% J7 L$ h) oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 p" q$ q$ N7 Z. }) x' v! Y& s
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 x( ?& H+ H. }" c7 K: [( \8 f
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 F6 \* k1 j U% sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! g n: _/ p3 n1 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 b/ `2 B$ B' ?' o6 D" [
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 i! T% t y3 l- t/ x
1 N' X0 N3 E- a `, b. P; zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 X, S Q4 f z
Harold: A teacher
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