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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 H! u; [; D1 i# p2 o2 Q
Maria: Here it is. / q/ E" N5 n5 i9 W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : K# A; ?# V4 ]% y9 M6 }
Class: Maria.
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# e; |( Z2 D% r; D+ P; y7 iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ V$ U9 t# t9 m8 }- Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " O/ z# e3 A \' R
! \- ~4 J' o- c4 B4 h0 d3 k. _4 QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . c$ K! f- @9 v6 K# T. s; d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( J" o$ r. l5 d9 ~3 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 E4 B) |# A/ i% Y2 M0 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 y& F5 F; M8 Y' `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; A3 @- `4 t- x4 S: g, {3 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * h+ ?% d" c ?1 W: e
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 z+ ^ z/ L# A5 r+ ?! QDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . ^/ Z& B1 U, Q; v
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! L* \$ y3 r x U8 G: q0 aWinnie: Me! $ U3 u0 H7 P. r/ q o b8 l
4 y1 Q8 E. Y5 G$ L* g7 M9 t$ oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # B) x8 n+ Y/ M# I7 W1 j
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & k7 O2 k( k. X# n
% G+ P+ |& K; z$ }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * c& k% c* @1 `2 H5 P5 o5 z% P
Millie: I is...
% F% `2 M1 F6 n% C/ O& |2 rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) ~2 |) P% A) \0 q% b2 @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Z# C9 d# b+ V3 z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( H' T' m$ T9 b* Q% G- m4 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* v9 G. e7 F, T% \: |7 a; l0 R; zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 X, |) o6 i( U; b6 `$ R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * m% U _/ W9 H' `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 U; @5 v) w* Y7 P5 A+ o1 i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 F+ A* A. {- T) W: n, D
Harold: A teacher
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