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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. i3 t% J* M5 R3 l. s, ]
Maria: Here it is. 9 L. p, l5 ?. j/ S: s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* N3 n/ d G bClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 g0 W4 R, h' G5 N! P$ ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - d+ a% `7 D+ ]# Q
U6 v, v& z% j( V8 P1 F5 d9 HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! j. a0 |. a1 N2 e% bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 i( ~( M ]9 @ m: KTeacher: No, that's wrong
( @" e6 p2 K6 F+ r! C. B, ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; B( S( m/ y2 c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ @* J6 a6 O" m1 WDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 t- g+ L& t' W2 B+ J2 q" k2 V
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 U# R) n! y Y+ ^# z' NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% C! c' ?( @* v3 b/ ?Winnie: Me! ; i4 v% \8 d; m0 T3 V1 d4 ~, ^+ t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 ~/ B; |# H1 ]" x) xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 E! N6 F# a o, ^
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 W) e! o6 a% U3 k( e2 ^
Millie: I is...
" P" k% K' W' d: Y4 O4 g$ V0 gTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , b+ y9 o R, j$ P) w! D) J* z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- ]% {/ i* X' I" u5 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% v' F8 l% q% B; T% Y6 qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 c/ j P7 X2 n7 N% _
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" A- j6 i) ^2 I& a4 sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& A* f6 i" v& t5 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ e+ _7 {; Y# x2 @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: U4 r# _; y F' ]7 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . {$ T& D2 s! ^' ?! u" W {, M
Harold: A teacher
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