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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / u6 R: y4 ]+ |8 B2 b4 N. a
Maria: Here it is.
) B9 U! E, B* J/ q4 c% I- M0 e) O2 q! d1 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; m: `# h; H$ l3 Q6 F. F- y
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) \* k: x' W1 ^& x: l+ e2 D) yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 X2 V+ Y" B- s! _, ^5 T. FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 B# q5 l1 t% d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 a' I( }8 R/ w6 JTeacher: No, that's wrong / I& X$ D# R+ Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 E" Q+ k0 x) t4 i7 R& |# p0 A
( ^; O0 g, @, ~7 U/ FTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & b" ?" I+ A2 i4 ?2 s* U0 e6 K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 ?8 s( ]2 j6 w1 L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) U* F; x6 o% K+ g6 DDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* J& C& A; V! u' bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " C- [( \) ]# z/ `4 r
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . ^$ o8 ]! G4 l0 E! d& L* Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * f9 G2 T: \, w9 s8 a
Millie: I is... 8 ?" R: r/ T/ e9 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 Y- g5 M8 [& q, B1 ]) {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 r$ _, V+ V& p$ J+ u2 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + c. O7 c% O F5 J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. Q8 T0 \& B- q6 ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ d# J" o2 [& @% `' @9 [; ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" i; C: A) J7 ^* B4 iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ [4 p3 t' c8 Y! V& N2 t( cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 G! y5 t9 Q0 o- O+ R4 oHarold: A teacher 3 m8 [3 M2 Z( W9 x# K8 e
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