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3 y e; h9 D/ ~6 j* WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 Z" U+ Q, \; T+ m7 J
Maria: Here it is. 8 t% D; Q- I7 L0 L: D0 F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ O+ i6 y9 E" J1 F( J8 i# A! T2 u
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : Q9 D8 L+ R; ^
/ U/ f+ h* O/ o6 \, d" P9 Y0 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! k1 P/ s2 b6 J. D9 K2 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( X. g @$ o9 v. Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' E4 d% M2 B7 H* G+ J/ hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 I3 }6 v+ ]. Z4 w
e% s' a' ]7 ?1 J ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 [3 }* `/ M7 GDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' j) c* u) G, m- o; STeacher: What are you talking about?
0 r( p# u' L% C5 G+ K- T5 I7 mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 E: k( o; {6 ^3 _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
~4 A( g% W3 X' RWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( c9 ^2 U) d& d& oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % h0 ~9 `# P* D9 y! L \0 I5 f
Millie: I is... ; F3 D% h! f! i3 O" Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 o# y3 J7 l, L; q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* s, r7 Y5 C, |& yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( K4 S8 y& i3 A. TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% A& r3 ]/ t* |/ ?7 r! \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
d9 A1 D& V" cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 f$ W3 X' t$ v/ x* ~7 Q* W
! A0 s% ^/ G9 H+ a- m2 s3 e9 KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? e8 x' H6 c0 }5 V0 G1 z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 J( S1 [# L3 iHarold: A teacher 4 r" {& a& J0 h9 x) z* j) V) w
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