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8 i( w9 L2 s5 n" zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ K% E8 G1 f9 _2 D$ J- _# VMaria: Here it is.
6 N( B2 W1 x7 W* mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 `+ d7 I7 |* p! I' T* H$ |Class: Maria. , A* J, s& h# _- p
) x* E5 z$ L- [7 ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" Z1 J1 k' c3 Y, {4 h# C* qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * X7 i0 `$ v9 X
* c) |. L# X+ v& H, x/ r8 ]$ O: YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 D2 Q% M5 H% q$ B% s' vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % C3 F. s! B- Y+ A
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 w7 ^. {5 |) O) _! W0 O. JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. ~) e& w4 I4 W' qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ O% @7 Y" K8 X5 f- H7 |2 d/ n4 MDonald: H I J K L M N O. % L. F2 f% {# }, L% S. T
Teacher: What are you talking about? O4 B3 B* h# L" K) q* m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 D! l) ~; V4 h5 d
1 F9 R* |- i5 J2 }5 f( O- ^5 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ n J/ f/ C8 r. g* TWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# ?5 s7 E8 G) j( FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( F# R7 w, {$ C6 g1 n; l
+ |( b0 q7 M8 j; b8 b2 oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 T! G7 i7 ^- j3 J. |( \
Millie: I is... - Y# ?7 l* B$ r: ]& i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& z3 W- o- s h7 Z9 H1 v, EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 Q: s0 X I; M J( f) {+ h6 oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, h) p$ T; |& n& @# C( eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( @3 o) Q3 m; x# }0 a$ W/ k
, a0 s+ M/ R: l: \5 e. ~: S! _# y9 _2 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # x2 c+ p& }' a+ j* Z6 {$ d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( s, v$ n* L5 vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* [0 B) g" I( h \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 B1 g0 S2 y: }Harold: A teacher 0 @2 K$ [( b+ y- T, V6 j! h y8 d( u
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