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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 c; g" |7 s( m( `Maria: Here it is.
$ D1 n( H$ Y0 TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- j1 d7 v0 ]3 {* E# M1 oClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) i P0 V: n1 w. P4 e; q$ C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ U: o& ~6 s1 X! ~4 ~
& }" w" E. l. |9 x% v1 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 X" h$ {4 S6 h! B. q& D% [1 J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 s5 f8 s2 I- o! a. g: ETeacher: No, that's wrong - p9 A3 o6 c- x3 Q: c7 t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / Z0 C6 L% k' `; X4 |1 T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + {, z. X9 M# i
Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ \2 G4 X) \0 V+ z- g1 kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ R; Z: Y# A5 EWinnie: Me! 7 @* `+ R! s5 a+ W( a
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 }$ a' n2 `6 D0 [, o& p, f2 h" |
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& T4 T) C: z- r2 |' STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 _% l; H5 N: ^# \" }6 IMillie: I is...
( `9 f6 K2 L, f( NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( r( h! c( K: O0 @5 I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # s+ g- i1 Z0 G$ I
' f6 G6 D4 \- L' B5 UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & G8 S$ i5 j: c7 i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 |5 B" P9 o* w2 R# w, I/ F4 }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% t c4 Y# d% d1 p/ j8 D. c$ ASimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 x7 ~9 R" R, Y* A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 b7 t- c+ d8 a8 p$ wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ ]% o$ ?, ^( V# p5 RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 {/ K# L! C( y8 W- l1 Z
Harold: A teacher + d* H) g" v" I7 \* i& \
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