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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% N8 I$ s( N X4 B
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 A3 M) c# C4 L) [+ q5 X) a$ |0 Q# G- Rcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 g" |/ D: c. C0 HBrians' roommate Stephanie was.) ~; }/ V* y. |+ Y' C4 |
2 V* l9 U* x6 d. \6 V8 ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 Y( g' [ M d6 R* J- ~* v MStephanie and this had only made her more curious., d$ O4 }! T! s3 x
5 ^$ }. }& o/ f( KOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ A0 H7 H. M/ ]/ M B
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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) c4 ]/ r9 d: Q, P) xReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 u: L* N0 r$ L* n
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% b3 J. Y3 M k+ z8 wAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, j6 M- I! d0 wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; z) w% y, h# {& x3 mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 O. a2 X5 `* u \, H) _
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 l3 O4 S/ N% z8 O# y
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! o3 h) y6 i. O2 J) bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 y+ T+ o' G' O4 u3 x; qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' _$ }/ o5 m' x4 B* @
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. `# v2 v6 `2 g: V9 D- G
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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8 Q$ N& C V( r1 x0 z9 {0 M"Dear Son.........0 O0 H: k- N; L0 U- f. _# F8 U; V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ O; g( B7 W# F) {" }1 u9 F) n( d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains- y R6 r' W6 v" ]7 b/ x- e
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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