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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 Y2 h6 C! [7 _3 s" r' [% H
' V$ \) ]' k: Z1 O. I" i# ~Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 J# O d1 X% w; x7 l6 F6 ^
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& b: v' y9 H" y7 k& ^
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 O+ o; u v0 v: T w, i) pStephanie and this had only made her more curious./ [: j+ n* F& d6 B9 i
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' l" l0 t. H6 t. Z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 |& s+ b7 d" {, i) l: ]8 B; athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ ^/ m/ Y9 `- c$ W, w1 r" q# g
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# s$ u) E; Q* P0 E
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- d0 _4 p( Z5 u6 {0 B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# Z% c4 L+ I- H; S4 o9 d6 OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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3 t* T5 _2 m, ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 a0 F$ \4 K! A3 E4 O9 |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( F; b8 k8 v$ l3 P( u, B# cI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# c: C/ n, j0 f
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' E, q& f" ] V9 A7 }
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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5 s* o. ^! I/ P0 D1 h( D7 |/ \5 Q"Dear Son.........
1 l0 N+ A9 f" j+ pI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not. g8 ?( b# F+ \9 T, |" e
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains1 s* ~1 a }: y! h Z9 C
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 A& l7 [8 R: q" B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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