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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 U5 d1 \- A& i6 b* n
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful z" X# G- }: F# N* H5 t) ^" N$ C
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; ^8 a# m* c" {
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% W- n9 p+ A- u! a R1 ~$ ]
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., o5 a/ N6 V1 e! H5 d* O) l
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- l, S2 f! }6 ~% ~3 ^2 T
the eye.
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" G, e3 g0 B0 i) m- BReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 T1 a2 S) |! ~- Lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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7 h1 k8 [9 s( NBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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" @# u0 p. D& ^. E. a$ e3 M" eHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ G$ `1 \3 A9 l! K+ `! \# AI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% M* i- G" Z) K& }7 C4 N
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 R2 ]% r/ Y9 H( G2 J
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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C' B! ]) G# y5 z- [Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( {9 ^: c# [% \6 g. y
read:
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"Dear Son.........5 v |8 W$ ~& {0 V7 e
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver w: g& A5 B5 ^; H
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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