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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
8 o* c+ w* a3 b0 X. g Scourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 F/ M0 x9 a# O: c% S; b2 ]Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
7 ]% o& _* x3 d. S% yStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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& Y9 ]2 H8 _% ^6 } R4 |) lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% g2 ]6 ]; K5 E" h& V: o7 G$ rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met" [$ H$ u5 m4 _" i
the eye.1 a6 @8 K) a6 c* Z+ Q2 j2 \5 }
2 W" W. q P N! o( \7 KReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) ]# ~. X' Z) e: r$ P& X# A
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; F7 P N( M* x# F, L, j' MAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 }1 w7 `, C6 {$ n$ T( W/ c7 Y# N$ a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) Y. g( [ Y( {6 o- Lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 Z @0 T, n) Q* q+ K4 O( G6 xBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; H1 A) {5 z5 S+ P3 T& F
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% q6 F1 ^3 ]7 t* ^- @* V1 q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! |/ l( a! h$ J. }
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" R/ X' i7 @& m, M2 G1 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% e+ ^8 {# l. i% Y1 t/ \9 e% Z5 L"Dear Son........., e+ @3 n7 ?, o
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" ?. p! @6 b' ]3 f
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% w3 X# A$ x. Q2 b* K; Z: Q, q. R9 zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) \' Z3 |' I& a, r& P0 Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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