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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 Y; y# W: J% R1 y" u
3 ]5 ?8 ^/ E2 K) s9 ]6 k% wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
}% S( V: |: I( H' E2 Xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! @. T! f, \1 ]( }1 [; XBrians' roommate Stephanie was." d# Y @7 w- t; M
5 G4 o1 U8 r# s9 g3 J; X6 hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
; R9 P. \% w6 HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 n9 n) t e! W* _( J) z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* F4 h+ Z$ h- N5 C$ AHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 G' @$ |* u) c) [thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 w: c5 _! ]6 J% e) L1 \, M$ j6 G
2 ?5 w- t8 ^6 lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 A; R' v! Z; Nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver( m; b- o3 D& m6 F1 R% C/ A% o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* p0 a: B4 p8 Q$ ^0 kBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, g' S/ h- L4 N9 M# D! PI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( e% @) D$ M1 D2 ^6 c4 WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 Q R( g0 g) M% F8 I* y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
3 [- I3 y# d, V# Tread:
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"Dear Son.........- K d$ U C4 O" t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" K3 R( y" l L5 g. f1 b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ j5 a5 Q" B7 B0 v' rthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 `' ]% k/ V# d2 A) s2 V, }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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