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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! P1 P8 \' Q/ R1 z( gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 {1 l& w4 d& U& kBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! j. i: p/ o. r1 X) l' T
8 r: R0 F% F7 U# p+ T# {. a8 VMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 L+ M* U! t5 t6 g- R7 j" {9 {Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ x: L' T9 y% M6 R/ w- f4 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 w* S4 u4 [1 ^& x. r* bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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$ `& |, _2 r) f9 `, v* [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" T* H- n" U9 `* e% Z" E. s- b
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". l; h1 Z1 `2 `, v$ s& K1 ~
. J f0 \) x# T3 o! L! GAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 ?7 {! a4 `( `# y& Y; Z# o) p1 q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 X' q! g7 G& _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: W, k5 `; y/ z7 B8 E0 `! bBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. T9 d9 s: y# TI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 \" ~: g3 ^+ S }* r
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. N& B3 K) E! a/ {* R9 M/ h( f. }that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; F% w* Z( A# f/ C6 o- h
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 m1 r% J9 E, i) B. @$ s7 u3 U"Dear Son.........
J; A( O4 K' ~2 t% Y; V# cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 R* H* T4 t. \$ g5 Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' n% Q# n0 \$ b5 i3 Cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 G, }# k) \, ]6 u
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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