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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* x3 L, W8 \2 Y6 h2 F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- b8 B$ m& f* J2 J- Z# a) [: Z: s9 }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.+ H- M# V+ s R
! r- M5 S' g5 N: eMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 S4 T/ w* G% J' y( q9 V6 X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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- v5 `* g* `; G4 o0 o; e6 cOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ Q5 g& Q# ~- N% lHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 s+ R& k0 X. f E0 ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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# \' B5 W: c0 w& t: v6 C- {About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* H9 D! c3 P" a) P
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ Z# |" |- o) ^& U0 Q8 O
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"7 ]) L: P. f _& W8 f% Y
3 r# a/ x" j1 k* JBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- J4 q) w9 \+ r4 }- @
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( N( Y- o' @3 O; o7 i
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 z0 k. w. _( M7 k3 o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. J# J& C1 o9 \4 B5 u0 x& j. H
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( _3 ~, f; o4 n0 Y }2 \
2 A, L6 M. q; M8 P+ P8 { }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 R% x ^7 }, w u8 X
read:
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2 H* u* `. G; q6 f( l( `5 e0 U"Dear Son.........$ ]) t5 M7 j6 D( ~& c' t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, L: E" g' d& y. G8 {3 a, Wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 R% h; Z( v; x3 Q0 o" G& W* hthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 j: c7 }/ K$ x9 W; v' }) m2 Agravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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