A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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/ r  O8 k) s8 d# p8 qThen the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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8 s8 J1 i) _8 f0 E. Z"Eats shoots and leaves"

, N* Q( Y# {5 F# i  q: Tshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
& N( g" E; A8 w8 rleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
& U$ r' V+ I) z+ m7 O. ]  ^这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
: h  P. F3 q+ Z1 }9 }觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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! F/ R) A& j5 I" y; R" A" _"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
. C9 V* a2 t3 V8 Sleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
, W4 u% r% l0 u* T" C# |这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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) d- b4 Z* m! K3 o"Eats shoots and leaves"
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3 W* ?6 E* ^$ [' S! bshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
: k, r" O, k8 m4 N3 d5 C: ?这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
. {* W7 Q% ~' g3 l觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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  E# J* Y9 j% H! ?& xhow smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
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: _0 \9 I# {' m8 }) y7 Z. U$ keats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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: P7 ^! z+ S' A' u" C& t4 {old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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: ?- j1 @: t4 X7 A% Pwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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