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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day, D. }$ G- Z2 l3 K
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
) l- x. K9 {3 v. ^5 z2 Gslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
6 B! E9 ^+ x; P0 g. sto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma# F, @' v) [! z% M
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me9 {' @) q8 h1 c9 r. c
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
( ]1 g1 W5 Q$ Con a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in' l. |5 C, v' X
a hurry. |
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