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* f( n; N' k* C, [6 l3 P+ W; SWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day+ H5 R+ N; [( [1 e q0 `
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,* l$ c5 S% {2 h6 i# V+ S5 `
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
- x. B1 C) Z) J# m8 h7 P! ]to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'6 L0 F* j7 `9 m) a N6 T6 h
- q) m2 z; N$ p1 `'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
) L8 {# ]3 g) N, ^0 a% F0 e: Q( Jscreen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me V6 s& P3 z- ^3 O' L
that you're not holding up your side of things.'& J+ S0 x, }- v/ Q& @+ i
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
1 c% ^' C f: T7 F1 H4 p' L. q25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
; M+ M* ~2 l9 J! ~7 n8 S) v) `once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping8 M2 o7 Y4 ]' d+ M1 T
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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