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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go' _* ], ?! }# S8 Q, `
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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# R/ r& S4 a0 m2 }" B u1 w! P' f6 _We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 m' z, R9 a" Q$ {# @& F( p
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a. A- L" Z" C. g9 y
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
c: d) L2 k- @( T4 ?1 p0 mI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue6 d5 T" R5 ]- u1 k: n" d& i
silk pajamas.'
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( D3 M4 l2 K, m) u% U6 ?The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did$ @: [ w& G4 f8 ~
exactly what her husband asked.* w- W8 i0 N/ f/ k `
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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+ M, v1 ?4 E* U: u' ? U- P) EThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?7 V* c2 m7 N' \% V: M1 G# `# j
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
9 ^- ~$ Z- i/ w, W0 i+ N# F* jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'2 ^. p" h4 d1 l* C U1 n3 c6 b
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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