Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
; B  Y5 K1 v/ mPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 x3 l6 Z$ }9 \# g9 |% x3 C9 Mweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
( g5 o# B  j; @% K) |silk pajamas.'
# c3 d/ H5 Y7 Y. [* O! a
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
2 y- ?5 k7 O/ f& K* Sexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

3 c& Y: _5 O& T* CThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
4 S6 q6 I& @" t9 L+ H) u
5 Y/ Z  w( ~, w. g5 SHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
8 \3 Q) F% w  Z( |
# J! `9 {9 g+ z3 \
% G0 D( [4 s2 _9 i; S$ E( c/ n# mThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
; K3 g) @* S, U7 Y5 r/ c  usmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........