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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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8 S# C. w% T+ @1 PTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 4 E/ t+ u; c$ C2 l5 ]
! D2 D, W# M" ?( DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.& l; z6 g4 U" @5 D
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- B/ H7 I a( ]4 P6 T( l2 O0 a/ y5 K
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 i+ j" }. j' P9 T6 R/ v) N( m6 k# J
, P8 L5 I9 P) p7 X8 P* [Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ; @8 |: Q0 H$ L6 \8 ~" @5 b
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ; W7 l5 V! O0 c6 `0 ?6 d2 ~
" |( m* e$ R I! M# t" vWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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9 d! A5 b" z% V0 @+ A9 M7 p% {: M8 TCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 2 D+ F# M7 F8 k, ~
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.) X% _$ Y/ S' Y0 r/ w- Z
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Shave armpits and legs.
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+ T. s9 j. ?' C; Y5 b: zTurn off shower.0 Y( q- n8 K, @
4 q" e* j) ?8 V4 {: W) w# U" U( BSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower. q' ~ [$ j+ K8 ]
7 Q' C0 i, V( _: o) b2 t, TSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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9 h2 i0 ]* j( @" U( OGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 3 P6 S( |/ \! |0 g
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# l% T9 H/ m, N7 RHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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( P- B& N6 ]4 FWalk naked to the bathroom.
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) v7 \) }( t8 N7 Y8 DIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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- O7 `7 R9 d0 f9 b6 ILook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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4 Q4 F# L; N/ F: T# ^. TGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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7 Q2 |0 T# l. G. X, i5 C0 Q" CBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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# D7 v1 U) J3 GWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ! P, Z. \2 E$ u. H' x: J
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. # T& {( }" E- G2 j0 K0 n3 w
1 z# U% O- p- d9 lPartially dry off.6 Z; g9 o( D9 a
& ~' y6 I9 ]( P5 m5 b$ EFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 6 l4 J y: I% t
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 7 S; K! e& d6 S4 z$ i. Y
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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