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Kids in Church+ T3 m: t5 R8 |2 \
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3-year-old Reese :
: k4 }: ~- B* X0 ?. q! ~"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. A; `% N: V1 u
Harold is his name.
% v& p3 L" }' P& G/ [Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& @7 `' a m4 f"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: I+ ~7 A) ?" f6 x3 K8 A0 R
don't worry about it.* }3 c. G0 S5 x3 f! H' r7 [
I'm having a real good time like I am."8 z8 t9 y: f7 G# D7 b
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After the christening of his baby brother& V3 m1 }& w5 g+ W* [/ K
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
3 P6 k5 D0 C# t5 l4 L$ L- Y: P: Lin the back seat of the car. His father asked1 X3 |9 E4 r N$ V& v" V# F5 `
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 Q8 w5 B+ ^3 a' d) `1 T; a* u
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 J5 v h3 u) k# j: S- vus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& R) v/ B; F1 I# {, V
to stay with you guys."" X+ ?. \! U% W% K9 e+ L
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One particular four-year-old prayed,+ Y0 E" V1 D( M2 ]0 r
"And forgive us our trash baskets as1 T: X: W' y, N/ S N0 i
we forgive those who put trash in our8 x. o! v; n8 ]; i( W
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 ?% H; G2 u8 W% M( u9 F1 dchildren as they were on the way to
2 n3 l3 S/ t) h. j8 x; ~' qChurch service, "and why is it necessary
) a5 B0 |5 R& Z7 L1 U$ fto be quiet in Church?"
: O* J' _" B& Z! l) NOne bright little girl replied,5 V$ ?. O" D' y4 U! w# z7 ?
"Because people are sleeping."7 o$ S# E& v- O0 m4 K% m
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A mother was preparing pancakes for( r" r: G5 |0 G$ M
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( }9 ?/ J9 D: _ d0 SThe boys began to argue over who would& f) N# D9 ?; E" D0 x8 R
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He% g; ~! r- {! p, q" W3 {
would say, 'Let my brother have the
; c8 n$ R% m1 }; M0 | J4 efirst pancake, I can wait' ."- ~* c2 T0 Z2 Y
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: `4 \3 X; Y2 S; `) L- s9 Ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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6 N& }1 B* e. t1 kA father was at the beach with his children
# ]1 ^/ o+ v# u Bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* u# i) g/ s) M% P9 V. o7 vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 F- @ m( u# e5 d" L8 [! kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' D9 B* G# v' ~0 D( O8 ^
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
x) e# A/ N8 a; ]& F L! A- q6 Y- ^"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.( W' ]9 y( P/ n3 C
The boy thought a moment and then said,
/ J# H s) V; `0 V8 }; V6 W( t+ @"Did God throw him back down?" [+ M7 O* G3 r5 {2 C
% @, ? Y- i- H% W' U7 J7 Z! tA wife invited some people to dinner.
. ?1 h; v7 y9 Q* _4 E' Z: \At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ h }* L7 b+ k: i5 @/ A" pdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ c% {( K. X$ Q( V. Z4 c1 Vblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 f2 D# `0 W0 U& kgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 b, K. L5 Y, {4 L# r9 B. ^
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: e) s9 E3 K$ j( zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ }6 D2 @1 n: m0 y& E1 Y4 Epeople to dinner?"# t8 t3 Q# x' z' J
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Cheers!!!0 v: T) k: V% d, M( J2 ~: g
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Peace, love and happines! |
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