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Kids in Church, [* e; f9 U' G1 q5 l0 n
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3-year-old Reese :1 K: u$ ?- E% Z1 _2 J, a& h! I* r
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
3 |, w1 {. k2 YHarold is his name.
6 e+ G3 r7 ] I! FAmen."
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. X( s0 z0 \ r r% j: s: H4 J% ^A little boy was overheard praying:1 D0 K* x4 V/ d/ n
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ w+ Y$ U: w! W1 u! r+ r' _don't worry about it.7 R# [) q7 ^' `4 ^/ |4 N
I'm having a real good time like I am."2 s8 ^5 v6 Y5 { \
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After the christening of his baby brother+ r0 ~/ O4 p1 I, U6 }9 }$ @( O4 g) ?' q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 h9 B/ k6 }6 N' @
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 l! ^% e( b( }8 [$ l) Khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
; L5 O7 b8 y+ T0 u3 l1 bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. t: A$ N1 l& d/ j5 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& C3 A5 t6 ^* z3 S5 b
to stay with you guys."
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) P7 [" z* W8 H" V" XOne particular four-year-old prayed,
+ h! l2 }9 G. }$ R, T/ g"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( @- Y$ z: S# ?0 T9 s* Mwe forgive those who put trash in our1 V# H$ L+ L& E; P% \
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
/ r& ]3 W% j7 ?: n7 wchildren as they were on the way to0 x1 v5 E# Y" k0 a
Church service, "and why is it necessary
. O7 p( x" H( ~# q8 S3 tto be quiet in Church?"
" ?) N4 F) ~7 ~) s1 R8 M3 [. aOne bright little girl replied,
; o* J7 n" e8 \$ z"Because people are sleeping." v% ~9 e P7 Q+ }# x
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A mother was preparing pancakes for; I3 [! o0 h8 U& }5 j
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.8 H/ S0 D _/ c( C
The boys began to argue over who would
0 F$ ]: Y0 A% ], y% J: nget the first pancake.: M4 K& l& P A, [8 s$ T5 ^- K
Their mother saw the opportunity for a. E3 L9 L, n9 E h, s
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ D) I# |2 v; Q( \
would say, 'Let my brother have the j: |8 v6 L% z+ C. y; m. t
first pancake, I can wait' ."4 h' ~7 w; X( j( }0 ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
& H2 k/ l$ U" [. rsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"% S0 N/ e) e2 m, u9 |. \
6 I* j- U! S# p0 DA father was at the beach with his children6 \4 ~9 F1 r$ A' s- @
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,& \. H6 D; ^* x& c- `
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore" c2 ~/ X Z- L# F3 {8 n% I
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& K, i. A% d5 m2 A2 f8 p+ ^7 z* `"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- p% ~$ v5 T/ ] U/ V+ c, P
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 p) L* |5 s% J1 ~0 f1 Z. cThe boy thought a moment and then said,( B7 b9 V; M u+ f
"Did God throw him back down?"( i( ?: q0 O v9 ^5 D% A, i4 W
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
9 ~) O% a: i; `' GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old# H! H/ z- ~# u5 ^- S; T
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 i( p5 n0 Q! S0 ^% v" s
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
\+ Y& U3 u: D/ P7 e6 E! T3 M @girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" V) _7 U' o% D" i+ [& a- n$ y) C5 _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head+ A( O/ Q8 u" ?: H" [
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these P: \3 {' M v6 X2 X( {8 N
people to dinner?"( Q* i: t* u" ^5 |, M6 q6 q9 f8 L
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Cheers!!!
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/ Q+ F& X6 ~+ g- M" pPeace, love and happines! |
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