可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

- _  h5 ~1 C7 @: s; [2 N! k. O3 C3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) }% P+ a, @" m, G5 CHarold is his name.
0 n. N9 |2 U2 }' v2 n$ K0 OAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
( g- a  }' Z% W% t* R"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
4 L3 q6 P2 h1 m8 V4 H5 b$ m( Mdon't worry about it.
0 l/ k9 R5 t4 T5 t2 II'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
, b% e0 t" q: X5 Khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. b5 U! v! m; e) ]/ M4 zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

3 A$ _: `9 l) b9 |One particular four-year-old prayed,
) ~+ `; P) Z5 `5 R  {5 S& c7 N"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
" n' A; C7 I3 |% O7 U! k4 g: Qbaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
6 y/ n) u0 W, u& h" {3 Cchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

$ A* D7 J: l0 C8 N, I5 yA mother was preparing pancakes for
2 y9 g* ^  C/ ~$ s4 }her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
0 c1 e3 z6 o3 w! a$ Z) v2 ?9 Iget the first pancake.
  B% `8 r/ T' Q" YTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ }$ H4 m) ]4 L& w1 q* V/ Smoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 _3 N+ M: G/ @( R- E" Gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
* S5 K* Y8 G8 f% t; oKevin turned to his younger brother and
1 I% X, J- `) ]% qsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

" m: {9 m* C/ a% X, g* ^; }A father was at the beach with his children
& }' P8 ~( z- G9 Y# rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
$ @' `( ]$ @$ [& cgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 F( C. \* E, jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 n, x  v% |, }4 B"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
8 e  n/ y" @! r( w# [0 V+ p) _At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
" U4 B' ~5 X; P' Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
* j- g7 W! ?; }- j& iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, L9 X/ x; p  z- Z# o* l- m+ Egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
  [3 p" F7 [) D9 m& ?" \9 epeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

. d3 \% J, y* U; m& i* RPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ s+ N/ H$ a% x, C9 Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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! s! S% f" Y8 j* d2 z, O: kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: s$ @% I. k/ o  i* y% c& p6 Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 G- X. F; h' c- T& y1 J  l. h* a  O- OMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

( D  J" d" ~3 O" {Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
  Q5 U, S8 K) v7 N
' J: i  p+ O- `/ v) o4 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 N& M* ^( @% W2 ^0 P# ~. z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
% I1 Z# e; [$ F7 R" d! w, r9 s$ i: v* J
1 K; b* |4 A7 N+ FRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# ]4 Z* N8 _) R% p" ^+ d"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby