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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church; m* ^8 N  m) e! T
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3-year-old Reese :7 i' y7 m4 N2 N
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. {5 \2 i4 s. f0 C
Harold is his name.
; h+ W0 j9 L& |% X) m9 o3 hAmen."- T1 \* x. o1 K
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A little boy was overheard praying:
* w1 q# L# |+ l& S1 J+ y+ |) l! q7 S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,7 ~* R7 M  C1 N. o+ x: R& z* ]
don't worry about it.
$ U9 t$ v! @* s0 T3 F/ CI'm having a real good time like I am."7 {* o+ k: C0 D: K  u) ~

7 L: j* N* L  i2 u/ p+ m- K/ VAfter the christening of his baby brother
; i( d* c# d1 r9 _3 N5 R9 Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: q# g# u$ }9 F; i8 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked) J  N3 o- S- E) x
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the3 X4 i' A. e/ p( L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
* U3 F8 ^; v# q: m+ S' ?' Xus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted: \" u. x+ D- G3 v5 K/ H% L: B- `
to stay with you guys."- g$ e- X- v; ]3 t
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One particular four-year-old prayed,% W' V# p6 u* S$ V* s
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 o( ?2 U+ H8 u3 I1 W+ A5 d1 [6 pwe forgive those who put trash in our# Z6 B7 W- M: w6 G' f
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her% i) x9 t' C$ M1 f" G
children as they were on the way to
, X% J/ x6 X' Z: X; ^  f; Q3 dChurch service, "and why is it necessary, U' L8 c- T1 T
to be quiet in Church?"6 d; F, m! d4 F" b4 m* A9 [/ J
One bright little girl replied,2 r0 n# P5 s* d/ C5 A9 H* M
"Because people are sleeping."
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* A1 g  n7 ^) w1 c/ H# dA mother was preparing pancakes for
: D0 O. k7 v- g. E% |her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.% s) V1 d) L/ i
The boys began to argue over who would9 ~  N& ~# S; V0 _2 C
get the first pancake.; B* y, X8 q3 _: G
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
  b# o% t3 R7 j$ B, @. t, Emoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He! q" M9 u' }( p$ M$ i+ ?8 L
would say, 'Let my brother have the
8 V9 H  ^8 P: h2 U  Q- ]' nfirst pancake, I can wait' .") r3 T: `. x! k/ O( w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and0 w! x0 q$ i- ~# @' g9 s) X- w
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 J6 F1 ^1 v8 m3 x9 C4 S

" Z: _5 |. a# S" y! U5 SA father was at the beach with his children* n4 Y( i& ]# w4 @: w( @' l
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,: c; D( h" r" `+ ~* |8 R
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. z  |, G$ C' e/ f& u. v' Kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.; e% a  C0 p  w" [: n
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# v- X) @! m7 _1 m& A
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 {: Z6 D4 `; G0 V0 I. w" l
The boy thought a moment and then said,
0 k+ J5 I0 j3 @' o  X"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.. d8 B- @& r/ m, {9 @
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( z2 A2 ~+ b/ U
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 ^7 h* D( ?8 O
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 [8 h/ |6 v( j1 C% z- S4 z4 Q) Bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.", E" e$ Z4 `9 t/ f" n3 p
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head  A9 H: K. Q# [2 X  n2 ]: `: K; F
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& c; k& R: ^2 C6 g  t2 S6 L! p3 }6 a
people to dinner?"; A2 T) K  \7 d0 D6 U) Q
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Cheers!!!6 g' i* o/ W% {
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 T; P) }, Z3 m4 R" nVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ G7 r" X; t7 u; m: y$ }7 x  O8 jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + f8 N1 O! k; b/ A# I2 D

6 m3 M+ ~0 q1 f# [4 M8 XRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* n+ y1 q  Q$ U( p
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ }: L6 D% x4 x  o- d. N4 h& b
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
# N) F/ n1 d. K) `% d8 OI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 h9 q% @9 `& L% y

$ I' p" D; U+ R2 e/ Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# a$ m( Z# v, ]/ G4 q1 {$ D2 c3 ^"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! Y) o" ~* Z: B5 ]3 a/ sMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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! Y3 B5 t4 r5 g% l4 g% t好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 * o+ E: U) D6 ?  z
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 ]! M. C" S! |- Z5 m
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ t# ?3 B. r! ^  W( Q; l"Don't be selfish!" I said." t' H' s4 M1 S9 X
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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  }: B5 @  u/ ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." S4 W7 a! b8 ?# M& Y
"Don't be selfish!" I said.. ]* z- g1 V& D; y0 Z" e4 J3 |# L
My boy's eyes turned ...

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$ p- V$ d- g! H" C3 XThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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