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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church7 B  }5 f' }6 P2 W# S
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3-year-old Reese :: Z# z9 M' _" t, l
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
  p* J% O) B* J% R4 FHarold is his name.2 f1 k0 t. }( i& i* M( i" P
Amen."4 z0 T' Q9 g, X+ a4 N

: L& p% E) E( j5 V, e5 M& eA little boy was overheard praying:
3 ?' `! `1 U" v1 @- P"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,* g! [+ f: u9 E) U$ g( Z% r
don't worry about it.
& u& M. g8 w+ Z" z% X- S4 F8 i. w7 bI'm having a real good time like I am."5 K) \9 @) ~7 t  z6 ^0 _

4 C7 e+ U6 T  BAfter the christening of his baby brother
' p8 F& @9 a# _* W  M% Uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 s& N- `" t, T) E% a
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
. x1 r5 ~5 a% H0 ^1 B/ Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& c) C' X/ o2 h9 L! Cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. _; Y: G, t* P3 u2 r. Y4 w
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted% n9 v& b% `' ~9 O
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 J9 M/ A- a: m' L1 v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 R" k# t, x, }" W' K8 Awe forgive those who put trash in our
6 K8 b5 [( m- o5 bbaskets."9 `3 w3 t' h0 J: M  M7 ^
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ Q+ A+ H& J: _! S" N3 _children as they were on the way to0 v% s0 L6 v7 J0 L  m, j$ F7 z
Church service, "and why is it necessary1 L1 m- F0 ]# B+ q- O
to be quiet in Church?"
0 w" D& _6 r; F1 ]6 GOne bright little girl replied,
: Y- w) C5 @( x) z, y. ~"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for+ N$ F2 V) f2 s9 n) y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- o: @5 m. n8 W$ H- @. ^The boys began to argue over who would
' w7 F  \% c2 \get the first pancake.2 b* A8 W2 H; O8 M( v4 @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a: x4 X0 e. @9 ^0 C2 c. ~0 E9 Q9 _. c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: v3 p+ Z5 I/ x' X: q" r1 rwould say, 'Let my brother have the
! r1 o1 m9 @' I/ b/ |' m+ ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."0 y2 p* r- ~' h+ u* ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' S2 a1 j' j9 a  ?said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ l0 T! J" F7 `: N/ H5 uA father was at the beach with his children
1 |' N) K4 i+ `! |2 U( x# |: vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 D' T: P2 s! I/ C( p
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& g  {7 ]" P. \9 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.( A6 F6 f3 _4 ~
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 ]+ F8 L4 h4 I. ^6 ]7 J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 p0 I4 ~' w  A8 i$ ?1 B$ t/ m
The boy thought a moment and then said,  w! T. i2 O9 h# b
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& S+ q6 a% n/ j7 k1 f; }( oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ {' F4 `; M4 ]- B" D6 ]# Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% e# D" w$ F- d% E3 ^$ rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ u+ q6 Y: ]+ o& Y" agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 T  C/ |4 Z1 t0 v% g9 s( l# AThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! J6 k/ g2 c  Uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" r- K2 R: ^/ L, B. |# M  w
people to dinner?"
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: H3 d/ B" Q- \9 LCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 8 @  Q! K: c* T5 i2 }% {% K
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: + L2 K% \' w' t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.* k+ Y. @+ g) G! f( l& h
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 ^, o( W  W# q- [) [* ]/ _My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 5 h- M8 J# T1 {1 N' }
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , z1 @9 z" [1 }1 ~: J
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" r3 B( l& p* i0 I- O0 N" L"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 g5 P) r$ a. B" l- m
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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( k7 `1 [' ]  Bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" {' h& y& X/ A. a4 Haha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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* P9 S3 i. Z" b8 H  a0 GRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  e4 ^% T) [- f+ v2 Q5 w"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 l1 c% T3 R/ [# Y& m9 y, M' M; `
My boy's eyes turned ...
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# j+ s& T6 o, G! Y3 [6 V0 q" sAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ; H1 d: H) k: r' i! \
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.7 V8 O# X. I3 t. o( z9 A
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 q  {$ |" D% W" eMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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