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| Kids in Church; m* ^8 N  m) e! T 8 x0 h3 U% D2 P# y8 S) J, f
 3-year-old Reese :7 i' y7 m4 N2 N
 "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. {5 \2 i4 s. f0 C
 Harold is his name.
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 A little boy was overheard praying:
 * w1 q# L# |+ l& S1 J+ y+ |) l! q7 S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,7 ~* R7 M  C1 N. o+ x: R& z* ]
 don't worry about it.
 $ U9 t$ v! @* s0 T3 F/ CI'm having a real good time like I am."7 {* o+ k: C0 D: K  u) ~
 
 7 L: j* N* L  i2 u/ p+ m- K/ VAfter the christening of his baby brother
 ; i( d* c# d1 r9 _3 N5 R9 Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home
 : q# g# u$ }9 F; i8 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked) J  N3 o- S- E) x
 him three times what was wrong. Finally, the3 X4 i' A. e/ p( L
 boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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 to stay with you guys."- g$ e- X- v; ]3 t
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 One particular four-year-old prayed,% W' V# p6 u* S$ V* s
 "And forgive us our trash baskets as
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 baskets."
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 A Sunday school teacher asked her% i) x9 t' C$ M1 f" G
 children as they were on the way to
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 to be quiet in Church?"6 d; F, m! d4 F" b4 m* A9 [/ J
 One bright little girl replied,2 r0 n# P5 s* d/ C5 A9 H* M
 "Because people are sleeping."
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 * A1 g  n7 ^) w1 c/ H# dA mother was preparing pancakes for
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 The boys began to argue over who would9 ~  N& ~# S; V0 _2 C
 get the first pancake.; B* y, X8 q3 _: G
 Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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 would say, 'Let my brother have the
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 Kevin turned to his younger brother and0 w! x0 q$ i- ~# @' g9 s) X- w
 said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 J6 F1 ^1 v8 m3 x9 C4 S
 
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 when the four-year-old son ran up to him,: c; D( h" r" `+ ~* |8 R
 grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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 "Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.# v- X) @! m7 _1 m& A
 "He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 {: Z6 D4 `; G0 V0 I. w" l
 The boy thought a moment and then said,
 0 k+ J5 I0 j3 @' o  X"Did God throw him back down?"
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 A wife invited some people to dinner.. d8 B- @& r/ m, {9 @
 At the table, she turned to their six-year-old( z2 A2 ~+ b/ U
 daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 ^7 h* D( ?8 O
 blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
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 The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head  A9 H: K. Q# [2 X  n2 ]: `: K; F
 and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these& c; k& R: ^2 C6 g  t2 S6 L! p3 }6 a
 people to dinner?"; A2 T) K  \7 d0 D6 U) Q
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 Cheers!!!6 g' i* o/ W% {
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 Peace, love and happines!
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