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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Kids in Church+ [7 c! B( p3 K

1 l! P' r9 q. X: S3-year-old Reese :3 M5 l0 n$ ^6 M: a, P: o
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,( C. W* B( d, C0 C9 s( s- N1 ]
Harold is his name.
( f; O) p9 B4 W8 oAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
  G2 L  S8 w; B: w2 _0 x"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. j9 E" @. @' X) @* ~
don't worry about it.
  y  c5 l/ ~4 i( b$ n" FI'm having a real good time like I am."* s$ W+ z. p1 \( P/ Z+ V; P

; G, w+ J. R+ E' D  D$ V! A/ k' s3 dAfter the christening of his baby brother. N+ V1 K3 y- i0 Y" ]0 m+ g
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 h5 Z* U' X) q; k3 Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ T! }6 V% X2 Xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 F. F1 q5 `6 Y. @' V- [( x# \# R. Hboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted; U$ ?( m2 l) X9 e. K- h
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 q4 n2 [; S4 t# Y) Zto stay with you guys."
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0 |5 s6 |9 E- J) I" I0 UOne particular four-year-old prayed,: f! G) M+ z; I7 x1 Y
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ l% t  Z" \0 D4 ^4 y
we forgive those who put trash in our) T; q5 j* i1 E1 T& |- \- D, I+ `& o
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her7 R! N. ~1 M4 C7 C! R' g
children as they were on the way to
5 }" Z  k0 X( [. f" a2 |9 yChurch service, "and why is it necessary# ?& n) n& j2 E6 ], W7 Y5 p
to be quiet in Church?"
. {1 P5 R5 u% q. O! |/ ZOne bright little girl replied,
, a% g/ M$ y. y2 x. d"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
9 l$ G' z7 w* B+ @3 Pher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
  l8 d* e, F2 O& Y( Q' x3 q( _- J5 uThe boys began to argue over who would2 B( X/ E1 H6 N' A# j
get the first pancake.( P# {( n9 Q9 F/ F: G' e( M' V7 U3 W
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
7 Z* w) Z; m& d  s( kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
; e3 j# T5 q* [. ^! nwould say, 'Let my brother have the3 c. T& e) M: d. g4 x7 G
first pancake, I can wait' ."1 w& f1 B+ N$ t/ y
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
, H, ?0 w; x2 ]% d( `; l) esaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: p: p1 m8 k0 c# `5 E  b2 d1 iA father was at the beach with his children
/ Y6 V7 F" }  \* V- Xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 q2 ~/ h2 S0 qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# I2 x! ~; |% H7 ~2 x& `
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
7 f9 l0 Y2 h/ o; q- }"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ i+ @3 m) h5 r. ?; Z- {
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* t, c3 N" {9 X8 N" ?1 A9 uThe boy thought a moment and then said,( l4 @( i, {& L& G0 y0 q
"Did God throw him back down?"" \! r6 e& J1 e* R7 R9 P
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
- `/ G. v& j: X4 n6 C9 ^At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) o  S+ h; d6 @% e2 a
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ r/ ^/ }" Z$ t: x: iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) N. n4 Z3 A, Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."( z4 X/ ?  M( E& k7 d7 F) q- U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
( c" x" c3 D  @9 Q. @- rand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 y: c6 j( n/ r; K9 @, u
people to dinner?"
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6 L7 j/ s# S! B+ V+ w, T5 jCheers!!!% y. h6 y& w& I: ^3 l7 w3 i  w' N
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
* b- }7 \( F% y; a8 O# x& eVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

1 v+ r" p; L6 d( h7 g2 W" Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , L) N0 O6 X! D- b7 d" k
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 |6 h! F# N% s* _( u: b2 D  k& v
"Don't be selfish!" I said.0 l+ L! d: E" t# O* B& ~2 O  M
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. ]* W: k* K  P% sI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct./ R* E8 o- A, K8 |' Y% W
"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 R2 B+ y6 V2 c2 w, H9 D/ G% V
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 + C; m2 M% a! m& }" M
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好好吃

, F4 T5 p0 I! B6 `  l8 Q: pha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 & V8 Q. W$ x& I6 d- g
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& N. X/ Z1 Y. ~7 |& z% g"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 f; g: X; K) ]; G( H' RMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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0 b3 w+ b' m. C0 O0 gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ' G# s( b+ h/ x. b

" o8 G9 i. p5 LRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 [# F; K. P6 G: {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 H8 _1 H- p+ w" l0 k3 n7 xMy boy's eyes turned ...

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. ?3 E& Z4 V6 ~Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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