可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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1 A5 \) v4 V% U3 a$ O  i( s3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
  d1 j5 N8 v- B0 V! @Harold is his name.
6 z) o2 @7 m# XAmen."
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# Y( S( B# |' }- `A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
3 h% A7 U8 m7 U8 odon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
! S+ E# _, w1 ^$ {1 i  Uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 h1 K8 m# u7 @5 N( Ain the back seat of the car. His father asked
0 K+ j# A0 u0 g6 b. \( j4 Mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 B" }( h: ]% tboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

. U3 ?- c5 E0 b: U5 n# g* IOne particular four-year-old prayed,
$ n; G+ ?' w) M! |3 q! k"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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8 _( J; J8 `. XA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
0 n7 _( L& T! YOne bright little girl replied,
; a! q. B: f/ w1 i"Because people are sleeping."
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- ~1 Q' D5 G8 h5 }A mother was preparing pancakes for
* Y% s( a% B3 D! T' eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' q, D+ n. w1 ?" d8 uThe boys began to argue over who would
- o: O8 ]. u+ {get the first pancake.
  M4 t, n; r8 ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# ~6 L, L4 [( [( A: P# |8 A4 V) [would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 d7 ^* F# S# H* O2 Pfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 x' K# G7 o, }' M+ d4 ~: L"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 u' X1 K# X4 S  }, W. v0 v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
8 g6 h# J2 ^, V1 w2 j4 e* d# AThe boy thought a moment and then said,
5 g% b6 {- n1 A) ]' Y+ t"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
+ k! m+ a% j, W5 n" E* P. [) rAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* D- g: n1 }  D& H- }9 q) hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 u; s- X+ g! zblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
+ k5 p% P$ k' n& ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; a; Z; R; n/ G; Y/ V' r# k) O! Jand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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2 D# |2 C' j7 t, C& v4 p$ l, K; ECheers!!!
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" b. x$ f  L6 W1 BPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
9 i+ E0 @# n) L7 AVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 s2 r1 [# s; B0 r, O3 Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

+ O, S. L* g6 R" V1 c: F  b9 u- `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- w8 L+ g* y; |( E( A. LMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
  [. |5 B2 U1 w  Z. |7 NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ U5 E3 Z' `9 Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' W4 D; _$ G3 G) I* ]! P"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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, A# f% E3 |7 O, D( k1 P好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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4 A4 s4 `( P% ^( [- d# M; iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ q5 \7 l! [% `5 b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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" J+ h. d1 w! u  T* r7 n- |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 ^% U9 J# C4 L4 q4 _- _"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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' r5 b0 D1 s0 L( N' W, X* [" KThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby