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Kids in Church7 B }5 f' }6 P2 W# S
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3-year-old Reese :: Z# z9 M' _" t, l
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
p* J% O) B* J% R4 FHarold is his name.2 f1 k0 t. }( i& i* M( i" P
Amen."4 z0 T' Q9 g, X+ a4 N
: L& p% E) E( j5 V, e5 M& eA little boy was overheard praying:
3 ?' `! `1 U" v1 @- P"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,* g! [+ f: u9 E) U$ g( Z% r
don't worry about it.
& u& M. g8 w+ Z" z% X- S4 F8 i. w7 bI'm having a real good time like I am."5 K) \9 @) ~7 t z6 ^0 _
4 C7 e+ U6 T BAfter the christening of his baby brother
' p8 F& @9 a# _* W M% Uin church, Jason sobbed all the way home4 s& N- `" t, T) E% a
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
. x1 r5 ~5 a% H0 ^1 B/ Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& c) C' X/ o2 h9 L! Cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. _; Y: G, t* P3 u2 r. Y4 w
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted% n9 v& b% `' ~9 O
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 J9 M/ A- a: m' L1 v
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 R" k# t, x, }" W' K8 Awe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary1 L1 m- F0 ]# B+ q- O
to be quiet in Church?"
0 w" D& _6 r; F1 ]6 GOne bright little girl replied,
: Y- w) C5 @( x) z, y. ~"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for+ N$ F2 V) f2 s9 n) y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- o: @5 m. n8 W$ H- @. ^The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a: x4 X0 e. @9 ^0 C2 c. ~0 E9 Q9 _. c
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: v3 p+ Z5 I/ x' X: q" r1 rwould say, 'Let my brother have the
! r1 o1 m9 @' I/ b/ |' m+ ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."0 y2 p* r- ~' h+ u* ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' S2 a1 j' j9 a ?said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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/ l0 T! J" F7 `: N/ H5 uA father was at the beach with his children
1 |' N) K4 i+ `! |2 U( x# |: vwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 D' T: P2 s! I/ C( p
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore& g {7 ]" P. \9 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.( A6 F6 f3 _4 ~
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
9 ]+ F8 L4 h4 I. ^6 ]7 J"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 p0 I4 ~' w A8 i$ ?1 B$ t/ m
The boy thought a moment and then said, w! T. i2 O9 h# b
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
& S+ q6 a% n/ j7 k1 f; }( oAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
/ {' F4 `; M4 ]- B" D6 ]# Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% e# D" w$ F- d% E3 ^$ rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ u+ q6 Y: ]+ o& Y" agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
2 T C/ |4 Z1 t0 v% g9 s( l# AThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! J6 k/ g2 c Uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these" r- K2 R: ^/ L, B. |# M w
people to dinner?"
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: H3 d/ B" Q- \9 LCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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