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SOCIALISM社会主义
" v3 N# h- }: w) S( n% OYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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) N9 F# J" X$ B% f$ g) ~- A- l# rYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
6 }, w0 z1 P; N, Q# \$ NYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
1 b8 z( x) z  ~You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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' o. A7 t) ]1 o8 FTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
" f. G# e0 N6 }# c% o' nYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
, W% e2 W* g5 {4 OYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
1 w8 \4 t! r9 k4 m( l& A- L7 e. UYou sell them and retire on the income.

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