2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
) X/ x% `; [  i" _You have 2 cows，
6 a% K9 {0 Y5 d+ j  V$ o! J  jYou give one to your neighbour.
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7 F3 X$ J7 v. m. h+ yCOMMUNISM**主义
0 u3 q# f' O# {+ i6 g! IYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
8 f) l5 [+ ^9 e* g( OYou have 2 cows，
1 F8 G: h& [# G  X- gThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
- r% r+ B* r% m3 \0 {0 rYou have 2 cows，
  Q* o2 p: X; F! j2 LThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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: u" ~' }4 J/ g$ ]; T$ Z: q8 [TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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