2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
  r3 R* T2 |# e. ?) YYou have 2 cows，
5 h: Z# \* O, NYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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1 e" E" R0 K) F0 \: EFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

- h4 N' x8 C8 ^" SNAZISM纳粹主义
( x5 ^. w# {) ]3 N& MYou have 2 cows，
+ n' U0 F0 O4 i+ F6 o1 r" ]( XThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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! D# E6 a2 D* _. T) ?TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
+ @; I7 z- d% H2 k; z8 \You sell one and buy a bull.
  I& P* t3 G" n1 q7 Q0 WYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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