2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 f2 [, F8 h4 H+ B' \You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
5 J# ?$ q  i5 |. R4 VYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

$ _; i# T6 |& x, ONAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
" D2 x4 \1 G) A! r- \" yYou have 2 cows，
7 u* \! G- H2 E* H$ Q# q6 bThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
3 M  t8 l0 A% l2 i) k" KYou have 2 cows，
) l: E1 ]( Z' }4 z: |) P* |You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
" l7 {5 |4 z6 U: s  t9 y( pYou sell them and retire on the income.
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