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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash* b3 @5 _+ b8 `7 L9 Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html0 l8 V1 l9 U5 y, N% r! _
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The Man Song % M! K/ n# [# J* ~+ O$ N7 B
by Sean Morey o' V% W. M) z7 n9 `" U3 G' c5 a+ w
9 V# |% n6 U0 e% V7 B- ?I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 U5 Y" ^; E- K5 r
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 Z% ~! A v, \- E
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% ?/ U5 ~, l- ~; P
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 B$ R7 V1 f; I8 g9 F# `
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.4 K0 q# S( J v: V& J
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 Y5 `/ S$ U" z& P: o3 HThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ d7 Z5 V/ N' O& j- Y& y8 Z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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' [1 F6 w! I! U8 VAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 ^5 B, U( K% ? k! c9 [0 h
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: ~* X3 {. a# @# A/ nAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 D1 t. n9 \) I& K& U) p: c' V0 zI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ a$ ^8 J* V+ \6 K8 ~ ^( [, o9 y* S
8 W. J+ Z j/ _- D* e4 e) o5 bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# r) e# ?- Y( WAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.: j: m* {6 l) r/ m: T5 u
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.7 h; H- _' s- X' V' O: W& R( G) ~
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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