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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash% @! @! @% R/ G9 l9 |. P' Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 9 K# r" J4 u) d' D; M0 ~1 a$ V/ H
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.2 L) I2 R4 z. `3 a
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) B. p, s' m$ r0 \, L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. Y! i; \: h9 C1 LI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 V5 m( y* r( ?! c; m
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.8 O: Y- ^1 z9 q, F8 ]7 v4 b
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; F& v/ K2 c3 y( X2 v
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ X0 _( E5 \+ L. m3 q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., {! P7 ]- R! t+ }: E( _: e: V$ |
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.: M& p. }) u5 `1 Y
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# N) _6 B _. C% B1 H( HAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
) @$ N( F+ Z8 c3 _: | o* ], V! x, eI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.. h7 G( W7 W8 a& F9 L
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.( l8 d2 f4 e7 Z1 r* W" R
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. k& {, a( X. y+ o( l
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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