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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
5 v! G/ E. ?' S: J( a. b" Y0 e1 ]http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html( r- N$ b1 F4 n8 ~) ]
0 c- X9 |9 o: _: @The Man Song
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* v* ~0 c$ A1 G' ?5 v7 f0 w$ GI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 b2 `6 T- v5 a* J! Q+ `6 r9 c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 |$ F7 A9 q$ q' F: p0 U
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* W, h8 b3 H1 R- [& L
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& ?" e; f. o) T' m
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., q* \ N$ }' ]
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 S3 p \4 Y f* x$ X( r/ hThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
. x+ K1 D" Y. v& w% I. |/ `. K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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b+ K% k( ~1 x6 K, x+ G( {% H- mAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.2 J5 F& `( k( J# @ V
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# I& b# L8 K2 W- b" O u, \" L( s
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
6 h1 k9 T6 |( fI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.1 ?( q* E4 y l' j
# u7 B% z1 N& y& G# _5 B' jAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 ^9 H2 ]. L; t3 u" _& ?
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' o1 G$ w9 g- ZBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
6 L3 ~2 O( F2 B1 l* |Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - l+ u# x. }. B! S8 D. U
7 T" h6 ], B# U9 v8 f2 y[ 本帖最后由 莫迭儿 于 2008-2-1 00:33 编辑 ] |
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