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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash& T0 t4 f7 y* \$ t1 `3 w& V s3 B& B
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
3 h$ {9 J* X' n6 l by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ e5 W1 f+ k/ J1 x7 y9 I
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. : X @' }: h0 x+ s
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
1 T7 j4 h; ?5 r" |7 ]I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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$ U2 S$ J+ s- C. n7 V# GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
. n0 C$ `' k% r7 \: SAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* A5 ~0 t4 \0 X4 ~. FThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# F! n, M5 D( a3 ]' g'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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2 r& O' k3 g/ g+ u5 N4 Q8 K( KAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." L9 A/ D" a0 h# Z4 l% J% O
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 Y4 i0 K+ `# L# B4 D2 yAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
' Z, G2 ^9 {( R: [1 V* i XI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.) i: _# U( T" P# J2 b! Z% S
, S6 B$ n& V% a- Q7 w% H6 z' mAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.0 b3 I( e3 ~1 y: ^; m
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* k' b$ ~3 m0 [ _" \, UBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& }" L# F- r$ q5 u) R4 eBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ! Q, f9 `9 D* z/ T$ [5 N# i' b6 h, ^
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