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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash! h) Z4 c6 {( X) R3 [* S5 Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song 2 B+ ]# F; n- u& h J& B7 S
by Sean Morey ( I- D5 G0 t7 {; y, Q
& E% s2 y' T* F. d. bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! W4 U+ I7 H8 {! h) SI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 q, d" w' b: n( j'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% q1 C" x; ]8 Y. R1 m
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# {+ j0 y4 l/ u4 Q( x% j6 i
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' X/ o5 K6 W" o: W$ t1 ]And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
$ ?& \3 N8 S1 \1 p: y: IThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- q( A3 Y& A1 R; U3 q& a3 k
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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m' t3 k( c; \3 gAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
$ [- p; X0 k5 u+ J& i'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 e" u8 ~1 `6 `, V* X9 ?
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 ?3 l, O- b" S" @' C' s- jI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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) L/ P2 ^& N& d8 EAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.2 t, l( z) |2 ]$ w
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
: a8 f$ g; b& T6 H2 n, ^! }' N; }' SBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ G" X+ J6 ]1 _1 K+ R% pBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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