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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash) |3 |' q6 H! i" w' [, |" v. f Q' G
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song ^1 m8 q+ y9 O/ u
by Sean Morey
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$ B5 w& ~. }% U" lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.; [$ x( X+ Y( c
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* w' J- D: e; ]- z$ b'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".# i: u& e0 c' ]8 p
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 \8 o8 G5 O# z/ x
* o1 k, L l+ n3 h: U4 d6 BWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window. l9 ^7 x- W2 t3 [, J6 z/ [, N9 P2 h
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., V) X9 H& d/ q; C: N0 a: b
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.9 t) v' [7 z! f/ q# S
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.1 L! F2 n$ l, e+ W5 Y/ X
" |7 f& c- G( A% ~4 ~$ B& ZAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 ? P. W0 p' _/ f! T! s2 v# {'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
* `6 c% n, X3 Z ~+ `+ ?And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
H" W1 d3 s! A3 [8 s; A8 qI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.$ w5 ^8 V- o5 t! `5 l4 H
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 G! r+ Y0 l: g" m4 e% GAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 `/ l* x5 d R* c/ _! k3 q* O/ M! v
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. p* r' ~9 k% E* b, t6 CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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