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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
, v1 @# W ^0 t( khttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html6 T2 d1 k/ }! u' ]5 \* ^: C/ d
, j0 d1 [+ n1 ^The Man Song
& b! F- y k+ v6 t# R by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% [& r0 N) S: q) f& g3 g# A) ]
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. # k% X: m& U2 j! r( `7 E& p! ~
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
. |/ G3 T/ B; l" b8 a" n$ j0 \( f' cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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4 ~0 F( N4 G# e; X/ m! U: FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
) z- a) W) T3 \, S6 ?. f- bAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& f. e; Q& ?; b5 s7 V; W/ ~
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 q$ Y* G. n8 N s3 q; e3 Y+ U: z
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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" {' L/ B3 {; l" }9 `And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 } ~5 n" p- n( J- H
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; a! f+ C$ e% q9 \$ L* |And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
- A5 P1 j) H6 d/ H/ `8 uI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.( [& t8 D' h$ E7 x) H) h
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
/ B( `) ^0 M) X. R0 WAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ t( U/ y) T4 l0 c6 [
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 \# L4 v8 V- l$ a, h
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 4 \! B1 j$ t( W6 l i. y: T
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