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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. - I; A2 v, O) l. B/ `
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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% J. r! g* x0 e: N+ R5 M! ]Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 ~: Q% ^# L6 x5 q3 D) I! ?2 p2 Shad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( K. N6 g* L V& B
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
+ C; V/ F4 n/ {6 fall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched6 C' B( E% x% `( K0 \! p8 C
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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" u' G+ r: k1 R# M& c" s/ PNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!7 j! N8 `/ ~* N: F9 b9 {
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