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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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. j. T- G" C+ }! `4 pThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, \' x0 ~# i# I3 u7 Lsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,. E, t2 H j" q7 x
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 |- }4 Z9 V8 uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& e) F5 O% c& d" j5 x: P. r% bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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) p3 W' @7 a) }, Q4 Fsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had1 ^5 U/ ?0 u6 N8 X
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 ~7 e3 _! Z% L4 n3 V& T
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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8 [- F9 \: J. D0 A7 |9 j+ CNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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