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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale* s8 g x) h( Q' z. G/ r1 R. e
; G* d$ N0 `) y4 O+ lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl: | L7 ]% f4 C. b' T
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! h# t! w. T l) ]dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) ^: }2 c) P* ]3 c0 hhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't( E% A% C& o4 [: L- Y- |
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" Q5 G5 y& E% l4 r, z( q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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; V" X6 x b3 X: h1 y' J- i7 ghigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in) {% }$ s2 f1 N& v$ _" u) N- y& H
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time." p# d3 F& y. Y' n4 D
. b7 Z1 }" {) o) ~, w+ @ N8 ^Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 O0 a/ M. B# z( w/ X' B
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