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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. |! r0 U1 T6 i" b ]% j9 V
2 ?& L$ F8 G) ^/ ]" b% S% S7 k/ yThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale: f b4 j) U. U8 a& C! ]0 K
- t8 ~% |) S" R9 y0 NOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl! ]( f' y- n7 H
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," u7 N u! q) B9 U( B
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# s5 n& i" K0 u8 D, \" L
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 T, r( R9 J4 V M$ k; h
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" O. E. G! a! x+ y/ X" n6 D# r
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
9 s7 G3 X% q$ c0 q6 osports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
" i- d# ?1 d1 P9 v4 I4 I6 C9 Thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 C- D0 c% i+ x) @; N" W
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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' k" B2 _9 ]( G+ S9 XThe End |
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