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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. - {: x+ q z8 a, |3 ?) s' x; R! K
) H& Y( f8 f( ]6 eThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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4 F i8 T$ S) Y3 g" T& ^ l& iOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
) Z4 n$ _, G% W' G7 s5 S+ \# Ksaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& I9 \3 K: m5 y, r. F3 Gdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. Z, H% _7 O' s$ z$ C
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
: [. ]9 R, X' c* L( J [8 Xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
7 X$ Y- y) |3 T7 F8 h$ }all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 @# S8 Q+ W1 Y% x* e8 {4 P, R/ ^
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 x: M/ a u t; dhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in* q% t) S. I1 K2 \$ @5 `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.1 T) u9 S: t, W; ]% y. [
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( D$ r1 |# s* x' u; ?( z
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