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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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- k0 ]3 s. d, `2 f) k! {/ m [) hThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale' z5 s5 P, f; D1 ^3 u5 s* W1 {* E
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 I% S& F, Q9 e5 O" T- _
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ S% v+ n3 F& f6 Wget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 ^- p6 J+ q; D7 C# Q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 L: k+ j* u, F$ H
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! S$ ~9 u; J1 o! @9 M8 J8 z5 j) ~high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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1 H# H# M+ G% o" j9 P XNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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