The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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3 H. M8 I, A/ O1 sget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ S1 h+ d/ c! @- ]$ Z7 j( vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
5 c) X$ x# n; ]& Qsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! Y# D6 M1 C: Q+ Vsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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3 t$ x* |. h, xNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

2 k0 X: ?* X+ y他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

5 p5 W+ L0 y$ p/ V$ o他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


- _  |3 I, ~' sYour understanding is sound and deep.

( N+ n9 f: }: ^! P! V+ y' dgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
; h, a4 q( \) S! \Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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5 p! b5 v! w! F4 {' |# eYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

) m- a/ o) G) k1 v* }6 A4 O, II am getting married in this coming September.