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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale* s8 g  x) h( Q' z. G/ r1 R. e

; G* d$ N0 `) y4 O+ lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl: |  L7 ]% f4 C. b' T
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! h# t! w. T  l) ]dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" Q5 G5 y& E% l4 r, z( q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time." p# d3 F& y. Y' n4 D

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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
/ B. [* [+ m/ D# f) M# Q1 QDon't quite understand this.

: z/ D- V2 ]3 {8 [5 c- B6 @他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 ! {- u( v" i5 a  w1 _: n. b
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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! J( h9 p8 h; {' {7 a* ^Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 : ^: O* E7 `( F! i6 [

5 i& P9 l. `- L' n- d- c2 O他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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7 _0 p3 J9 F) B2 _1 {! \the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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$ {  X1 {9 U0 p% z2 b  TYour understanding is sound and deep.
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4 v6 ?+ C5 [% I/ o. S' mgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ! j' d; f% O- O
Don't quite understand this.

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: U4 P% i; i/ ~+ v! E* xYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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% X4 b( B4 {. M, E& qYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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