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+ Q6 F Y3 t; BWhy did God make mothers?
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" J4 K, z: n$ _ W. s& k0 C$ A$ ^( }1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.5 v3 h( ?) d3 q9 @
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3 }+ a: _; R4 u$ F0 [/ ^& s8 `3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 6 ^6 g; g. f& d5 |+ r( ]$ R6 C
5 K( O% C5 h$ G/ a* _How did God make mothers? % K# Q) Y& k3 f* S4 n
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.8 j: J/ i, ~5 S/ R$ x# a# m$ k1 @& [
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" c a! b6 j* }7 K9 y8 `3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 0 s1 K2 M8 m% ~7 V) T% [# Y% V* O
" U/ h0 n3 I9 | f# vWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? & Z' K1 Q8 U$ G5 |' W
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
: X, F9 R3 i; Q" K2 A# k2 Y! b2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. * y' W; N) ]" X3 r; Z
G0 ~6 A3 j" D) ?! ^Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? . I& m4 ?6 S$ s7 t& C1 f, x4 f
1. We're related.7 U; S k% z2 K/ b' }$ W O
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 0 M J$ Y: I; v; R, J7 T
# M) V3 \0 J$ B- x7 |What kind of little girl was your mom? 1 @. d5 f% z/ H# H7 N' _; w t* p
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
) D- a2 k" R9 Z F% B2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
, X4 A8 ?0 u5 E# y* a8 u$ Z7 q3. They say she used to be nice. + u' d: y$ t) P8 ~$ z* v
1 M6 h3 l+ y6 K2 M, b0 i* `* ?What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
! C: v( y5 g3 |6 _8 D/ x. ^1. His last name.' K: t4 G' o: w4 @9 }: e+ h
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
6 t6 a- ~% q0 \7 c& w/ U6 l3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 2 g9 `/ C! u& f: C9 Q7 F- j; E
, c/ I' c& J j# s8 c( NWhy did your mom marry your dad? 7 O6 ]- A3 c% e' }
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
' E# g' [; _8 z7 t; D2. She got too old to do anything else with him. " p% e, B( P: R
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 2 a+ U( S0 x p; _& }
' c, u: x7 }; w* }Who's the boss at your house?
% Y2 `8 y c5 |! _2 @: k+ t1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( y* T" V$ A6 K& h" z% f P
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
r. x! S# D {8 p# }/ T: |3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. & ~( {4 `0 ?* W1 n9 l, s
+ \+ o! L' q& \8 `$ s, Z. UWhat's the difference between moms & dads? : \& D: [' c! ~
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. _# W! [$ @7 X! d9 _ ?( S
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
/ k0 u& g, r9 p" a8 Y% t3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. : U6 j, E$ }) {% C3 f
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. / z7 B' U+ D/ g% q
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What does your mom do in her spare time? $ q1 m+ S; I9 |* |
1. Mothers don't do spare time.1 W# @0 q+ a, h/ \# x, q, d* c- V" l1 m
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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9 Y5 P6 c1 l; q4 N4 R0 u+ b$ iWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
/ o* u$ c2 P7 k/ Q" D3 ~1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
8 ~7 y- g. T" K1 |2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ( d1 D/ o' |; ^2 w/ A
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 6 ~! P! q' g/ b+ q; {1 L) e
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.0 Q/ k5 C' j* T* |, t& t6 c6 C
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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