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8 X4 o4 u8 b" g# ` F) x* TWhy did God make mothers?" p" ?) i+ ]% j$ F+ V
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.5 {0 B T- p0 i2 v2 r0 b
2. Mostly to clean the house.
% s7 T0 i. b6 \& a3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 5 [4 d% D7 \& g S1 w6 k# w
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How did God make mothers?
" C' N: M8 |0 n% d7 Q5 ^+ [1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
* C* q- x, n, k2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
" u! _& z/ \* d/ `) z3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. . D& X; h/ @/ [
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
( K) E# f2 _! p/ X/ Q! W1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 6 A d: L6 a6 E+ @' j- D
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. . E: J6 Q( {/ D2 Z& M3 [1 L
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
) a/ D! F% j: x) O0 |1. We're related.4 ? v( [3 h1 F# b8 u
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ; i, h+ P0 r8 f' y0 ?
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
( ]' F* ^9 e* T, `1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ! w/ V, X8 `/ G+ h
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ; N- _8 e5 C0 Q9 L ?
3. They say she used to be nice. ' N; z! V+ m T5 M
9 i1 g$ u5 Q% }* q" h- D8 {1 S! uWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? * D* m( G2 K. M6 y: W
1. His last name.' |- I1 `, e9 D8 |+ b
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
$ s( o( C3 |6 R1 x1 }3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 8 g) z, d# v! U, o
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
6 b- w5 Q; Y, k1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
+ J4 d' b$ {, ^/ r2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 5 G t, A" W O. g$ g
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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9 g% Y1 K3 _# h* [3 tWho's the boss at your house? 3 \0 s+ I/ S6 J9 h6 ~+ a
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. % j, R3 Z+ d S% V$ I3 \3 T" E, f
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
" w3 M* p% U. q% u% e3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 9 ^' L" q3 t4 X5 E
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What's the difference between moms & dads? $ T: S; f1 l9 }' M+ {4 P. } M
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. / s& k9 q( c4 V1 j( x1 k- _1 u
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. d; S+ E3 P8 _; v. _# E& O
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
# J4 V* _* ^' U3 d4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. / [' E0 O+ |! C7 ~
. R i1 v8 Y- L2 |$ C/ T* P, k3 ^What does your mom do in her spare time?
]) ]' V2 G) F8 [2 a; p1. Mothers don't do spare time.0 o S/ P. K/ R/ g1 ?6 k
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ) d9 H+ C" l' E' c ]. N, o
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * Z$ e$ X7 Y7 c F* J% I
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2 ?' _$ a) |, }* u4 v4 m( [2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ' T. I8 U" H8 H5 M; U$ O, ~$ J
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ' @7 N* |4 r( ?. ~: J/ W+ ?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ; e9 ]$ M3 Q6 e6 \" @- N" z
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.3 g- o* m- k3 S! x
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ( _- P/ o+ n) g. s
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