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+ Z; {9 @% q8 x, `Why did God make mothers?
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# }9 q Z7 W0 K3 h/ `1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.. h& l$ `' M0 w8 u) A
2. Mostly to clean the house.
& W# L! e" y6 P7 c( k9 W8 }3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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( X; E; ~4 b; zHow did God make mothers? 2 z9 c) L# i% K
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
8 z) r A2 ]9 }; k) K2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
' i c6 x& a2 V" S- f5 m' E8 o3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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! Z1 h- t2 |8 s8 Y; n: S! d( RWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? & B) a+ e/ V0 X/ @" L8 W
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
7 T! m+ E6 E: q; o$ }# f$ e2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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; a% ~& F& A) ^ t: qWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 9 x. V7 n) U. {1 Q5 U
1. We're related.
# x" X( X, | `; K- p' {2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. - ~* K* K2 F8 p! s& G; u
3 Q( J! d1 Y) y3 d1 v' A. ]% P5 SWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
' w1 Z% ]3 Q3 ]( k' _' T. A# D8 r1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 4 I5 F* D, K% i) |! o
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
, h' ]* Y: Y; F( }3 Z$ Z' g3. They say she used to be nice. ! c% H% |8 Y q" T" W
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
2 I- H$ R. z. n, z6 h; h, s$ o1. His last name.
7 D* G; x2 N: w' v9 q2 D2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
8 @ C2 O, B* X7 f8 S3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
: i$ `" y2 q7 d7 n1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. # R3 `8 D* W, C* L5 N* \
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. * G3 c5 } O+ P' ?
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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+ y+ D: D* ^0 z+ RWho's the boss at your house? & a) ]2 `5 d$ F/ C3 p1 M. }
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
* ?2 ~/ H' L+ \2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.2 A# f7 x. }1 W: O6 x7 M$ K! N7 Y
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 3 R6 w8 e$ b% y7 V% I& |. W. Q3 P+ {
& T) X( X8 n/ [+ O* s: K g8 @What's the difference between moms & dads?
' N- b2 e- B( `3 ~ e" l& ?1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 1 b4 B ?; X7 N) {* u
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.3 v- p6 t# X# c( l8 ?9 s! Z3 N* o
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
( ~) S: S& v, l! o5 w" Y4 M4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 7 Y7 V7 M8 D S0 j- { H1 ?( H* r
1. Mothers don't do spare time.0 Z! m: Z2 _4 V; p" D; V
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. + `' d# o$ r: ]( }7 {6 u
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? + x' K3 y8 [7 ]0 u4 C" ~( @/ ~
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2 ^% X }3 K t, b, o2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
9 v3 L: d/ F ?+ B1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
/ T1 v7 X7 r: f, G2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.# X9 f6 P" Z/ U5 H) a
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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