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' t: U6 T0 f% qWhy did God make mothers?4 B; C0 o; o+ ~- a, j! ]
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.- y8 w6 \8 @4 j& A# b9 `" W
2. Mostly to clean the house.
9 ^- S! R8 M: G% J3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
' F* e5 V2 S5 q2 h; L1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.. I* [+ l% i/ p2 s0 e" i
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. # E8 t% s2 |5 D5 g6 ~9 l8 O
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) [' I' M! x; l* K$ _
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
* o1 e" P- E& _0 ]2 W1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
, y1 m# O3 y. }2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ; P# z G' m# M# p
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? + K4 T) `4 R: s- c$ `, F+ l
1. We're related.
/ G5 _4 l# c: a ?8 d$ b2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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! @ k& g9 M9 X! G& s* hWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
E! ]$ R; W6 B, J: ?1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
6 b3 J0 h) |7 u! e9 E6 B) i. ?2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
. m* j3 G8 D3 w3. They say she used to be nice. 5 h! p8 d* p1 V! E' `" o# v" V
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? * @3 ?* e4 {, q
1. His last name.
- x' A% u* C% D5 O* A2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?) j% }, e; W) }& M& X2 _+ F# n g
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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( a4 s, Z2 k1 P' @8 GWhy did your mom marry your dad? / p' M8 p5 X: ^+ y
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. : w m% w% Q. u& o: q9 g. P) j
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ! m" {3 V B0 B& P& v
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. + A7 Z) J! Q( _: b6 R7 z
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Who's the boss at your house?
% x% u" Q$ d# x8 G. y$ e1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
+ M' m- ~3 _/ `" n k5 K2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.% q7 l, S* J$ Y' y* s8 z- z
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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. n1 c8 b }. }$ bWhat's the difference between moms & dads? ' `6 s9 w. w! j1 R
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
B6 j2 z1 Y* B- U2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
$ C' D G$ e2 m, G2 ^3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. A, P3 F/ W. E+ e
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. ' b* R2 G1 y) ?) B
z0 v3 ~4 y" {. H. A% nWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
% I; }7 \0 t% G2 U9 H1. Mothers don't do spare time.
6 `8 y$ y7 B' a; V5 ~2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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6 H( h6 h* F" Q; }What would it take to make your mom perfect?
( |' w5 S* G" G [- Y1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% d# a. Z* g8 n3 E
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
6 o2 `# q2 r1 W t1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
0 e& Y4 ^9 X& q) j3 `6 x# q5 F2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.# O! i* Y6 K" m8 P1 I+ f% J0 I& j
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. + v3 F& Q& g/ `' q a8 _
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