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Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. J+ Y- f2 y U+ b. ~+ n' q& U+ t
2. Mostly to clean the house. * \& e; x7 \' N* y$ I7 }# f
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. $ F' R8 M% U4 A. v# E4 [; q
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How did God make mothers? * u* w9 _. X6 {3 J: [0 R! ]1 e
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. m/ h0 v- _* Z2 }6 T
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. " u8 q' d+ G6 _) E! O: N
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 8 Z+ h) N8 l: Y" o( a+ C$ `& C
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. + B3 }- K1 Y6 M* H9 E+ B
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. + t2 v" f) r4 z% A
5 e, y4 u* f! N% O6 w* ~Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? F% ^! j: R# M2 B) ^7 z
1. We're related.1 w; A& l) x. i: W$ t! Q
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? y% k) n. a; z( D( f5 e5 n! e, j
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
7 L. M5 H3 J8 H, q! ^- u, P2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. * P- k1 t& _- n, P
3. They say she used to be nice. 4 Q8 z- f! @. d
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ! v* f! ^) g, y% k- d7 S8 P* k
1. His last name.$ E( d0 `/ ~ z: b8 o+ [
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
0 c) V( \& y2 J& _& Q- Y3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? ! ~- _* |& P4 A' f" d" K
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. " U" k; {. v0 A! c% X7 @* e% A d
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ) A% S( K1 F$ m& L% D* [
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? & v$ ^3 M7 b4 @5 o8 y& ^
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. + f F. D0 A, j1 X0 h: Z% H
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
; V% ^3 m) b6 V4 R |- a3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. + k0 b3 D9 x0 e w! F, t& j( M2 R
8 I' e& T- x, ?What's the difference between moms & dads?
" G5 i6 o. _+ E# O' \+ M1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. , q+ E8 W. A6 x7 v
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.0 n# X% S! A8 l# x
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ; t6 H- [0 A9 f9 z" K) D$ O7 y
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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% a; j2 z5 e& U% u3 C# n; l1 ?What does your mom do in her spare time? 2 B9 y- M" r/ c o0 o3 Y7 X2 F& e
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
- }# U1 J( d$ j4 x W- V u2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ) H$ b9 t! h. W/ ~
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ( U7 m4 ~4 l7 q8 V6 m+ r
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery., z: Q: L7 C& N, Q5 F& A
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
+ s" Y. ?& Y: ]1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
3 }. x( P" N8 L& \& k, z2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.- t6 j' C$ s0 Z8 |7 M
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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