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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. $ n# ^, U1 h; M3 V" V4 S7 U
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 2 M4 H M4 ~: x- w7 J1 B) @3 A, C
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' , Y: i* O8 S; p, n% ?! ]( B# J& w% L
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ( X& ~7 Q/ J2 p- ]' K- b
! t( t2 l, H# d* E# W+ g+ e3 R Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ) K/ g: E8 y [" Q# \- ^9 Q+ n
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to + a- a0 o( t8 Y3 o8 X- j" i: E5 r
. b9 K/ [* n1 L% i Her and says, * k/ I8 B, B# M+ K. J/ p2 _
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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}9 q- j2 t1 @: M Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . s% j; x9 u! K3 [7 Q# w& i9 n
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& u% w* u+ g" s4 r$ G4 x He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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. D* T b! Z; {3 a/ t* o9 [ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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