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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. - K( Z- G& P0 k9 ?' j! O" n
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1 e6 y" G( k6 V6 E8 tA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' * K1 ]( y/ L. f; q, q, T) ]
6 C# J+ e' a' B5 M- u! _ Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' & Q3 e" b8 ~* N# ^# k" H9 U
( i' w9 C* f R J The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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" P$ `* `6 l: C: R; Z; n O Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 6 B( q6 N* j9 k f
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, ' z6 g( j+ G6 _% \
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to % x3 Y* m% U" b8 t
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a - }$ }7 |7 ]: H/ b
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 8 b! x: u$ v% z7 Z' A/ J4 T/ d7 M
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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