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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' j- H1 K2 T7 p4 R) M
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 1 o8 t& v3 j7 g# x- C3 e
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. . z' N! X1 {5 O" ~) w. v5 R
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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4 V2 I/ O" r# s& `, t He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " W/ o5 M8 Y2 K4 d! v
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Her and says, ! b: J7 L8 ~7 [6 l- v
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ; Q: U; R8 w+ T$ h( j
! z2 p! r! _1 g( A! @. ?# a, y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' $ f* f$ g$ m, X) e7 |4 f
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$ h; p E' N9 m) O L; ^7 u7 C+ n He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 3 i- ]/ ]1 ^2 ~8 `
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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