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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' & f: W2 R4 a( [$ i
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' . {& @2 h* K/ F% y$ P0 o' R7 q& N
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 0 J0 u/ O6 P* @# d7 n
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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T* K5 q8 q5 x4 T8 k She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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! R; L6 v0 L. ~ Her and says, 7 |: i. l7 N( Z+ @, c" `
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7 o% T# |9 M/ d' [& ?& L6 S 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 7 X; L# u# O9 {6 Q \
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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5 R- J+ a8 \2 [/ R 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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