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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ; q, Z8 I+ m" k9 T W" N; e
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. / ^) r$ I7 y7 J+ `
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. & [* {& N% N6 {
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ( R) H3 i2 \0 i0 f$ { F
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 5 n6 x U% T" L
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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