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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. / w+ y' |$ T7 B4 J: I% ~5 j
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4 P+ s) R3 ^- y, b+ xA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 5 A6 w7 q7 [8 u; b) B. G- u
8 r7 u n: W+ w M7 r3 g# E Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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1 l) C6 @+ J( T6 ^" E Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 F1 r9 U7 S( O$ f
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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. z; U' K# J7 I8 s% z Her and says, 4 V" a7 k) H2 P( J8 E
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to # v; I2 ]+ f6 m" m z
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' . E2 i* [% G7 _ y `6 t
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/ J% k" Z! ?0 F& V8 @( X He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a $ ]% l/ P ~; U c2 e
# V( s3 F2 s) `( } Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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* H$ e# E/ Q8 Y 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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