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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. " j# r. u; g" O& M# f8 m- |3 t
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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5 p7 Y; w1 ], p! i Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' [( Q& G0 K4 A- ]/ k
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 5 U# I) G3 t1 c$ w
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 2 x# p" f+ ^- Z$ F+ M4 ^5 \1 H2 W4 X
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$ M" x9 m# `) w3 M3 o) q9 w She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " c) b7 i$ e4 C! k
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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( j- ]6 t7 Y9 s* j/ N% Q j' g+ d 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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% G5 r) t: N/ N, K' W: E, F- b% \ Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " I# s8 g: n- v _9 f K9 D* l7 z* j( I
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ' }% {+ p ?2 V1 Z) a8 J3 Q( Z- g% D, v
& g C4 h: M. A Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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8 o& u3 }: T4 o8 g* \: d 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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