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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. % m$ r/ S7 F, G, T# L* Q5 ^5 q5 d* t
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( e& |, T1 K$ V# i) s' a( k/ r. f0 ZA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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' S0 |% h( b9 v8 Q1 f Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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* X6 `! n: d+ \/ X The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ( Y( X! U9 R( S& ]+ Y! m" w
$ r: ?4 Q& h9 \7 B Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 H1 Q( l: Y; x4 i8 _" A& I
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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% y( c' I' c% n5 j( p* n' t% Q He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 2 M) m5 F. z0 K% r/ ^
3 r+ A3 S r3 g1 j! P# _# M Her and says, ) A3 F9 [" c: Z( ~8 b
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& j( h6 q3 Y2 n& D9 \ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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/ k+ W) o8 b# n- ^* H He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a * b+ q; _' c9 Y; r
! E# F+ D! e5 \ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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5 I4 [0 z" ?9 f7 [" B" C9 r 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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