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3 ^* } p6 _' X3 W' QA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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3 _9 `- @7 {- J( d6 D$ i5 B The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 3 h" I9 v9 y, Q1 m. A0 V1 |6 ]
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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2 u. f2 {5 y: P% r3 m5 Y' L! @; P He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - R* u. H. H: z" K# Y
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Her and says, ( o. O) `$ v* z. d
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 5 o$ {4 v' v/ Q; N a/ w1 D/ [
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+ F' N. w5 _, `, N; ]8 |! [" n He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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0 f! E/ `: s6 F; r! V: z. y Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, : j$ Y; n; g. e% J
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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