UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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8 }4 y. H; E, b3 yLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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Desperate Housewife
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Reply:

. H: e% |. n$ ZDear Desperate Housewife,

3 X% H7 c9 M4 ^5 ?" Z" ?* sFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

% a9 Q3 E4 p6 ]Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

( G3 j$ @- V, r' y7 ?& vIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

9 e# m  J9 _) l- z  f. q& ]" D6 g  N% ]But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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% V% y2 A/ b& n! rGood Luck,
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