UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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" |: r, Y* S- G& iAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

  N/ T6 C+ N/ NFirst keep in mind:
: @' d# ~& k# |- [" c2 Y. z+ jBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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, e: V! C+ l% d" jIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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; v7 s4 v# r& c7 KLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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: M% D. c" E( v/ _8 B/ fWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

$ f# [, }8 W7 S! E8 a) JYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
4 O- G( J+ z9 V5 S$ \performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

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IT Support