UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

+ P% A3 I1 T5 A0 j1 U$ p( FIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

5 k2 @, T" B4 S. T: R: E3 _/ t3 I  jAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

! K+ v5 A, `3 ~5 mWhat can I do?

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8 h8 p. P8 W" f7 lDesperate Housewife

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7 e7 o* d6 Q& U; r% |' j  o, eReply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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0 S& F0 `) T4 _1 a' fFirst keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

+ r6 A$ v5 z2 o* k$ p5 eTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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6 `4 u: B  r& @7 T. B5 qIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

2 l7 a- k+ o; _But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

8 @9 I7 c6 Z* d6 C8 l/ {$ h8 uLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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