English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

! n: V& x. ~, R: VMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& R! x. J8 u4 f; R* j5 lOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
9 p* J+ Z5 P2 p8 E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; g2 }! Y- U0 _- o1 V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. j4 c( [9 `0 f8 W3 ?每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
' _5 ]* h- V) h( v4 \聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 N  m* w  Z) o0 k, y" v* y: a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
5 Z8 s0 H1 O7 P* |Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% V5 ~  O$ i! f' Q' z# m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
% M* S/ K+ a3 b. }3 T2 l# R4 V! H* K! `1 g"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 t3 o5 p# Z+ i  c% |"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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( X$ h; q! h+ S"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" h5 |: H) e. v9 Z+ j  K7 G努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
4 L' ?: e, J: R; R. z8 Z! b/ KGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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% D# z) E# O7 wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。