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, J; C( ?& N1 k* k( D% S发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; O8 n) m5 b1 F, D6 i$ A# ?钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 b9 P  x( [7 R' Y6 ]$ Y, s% b! _Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6 m* `# Y# U; J" z2 M+ T: ]& o, ]6 U要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
+ ?3 U) ~* a& I$ n2 K2 w+ M5 `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 J# @: _6 F2 Y1 l- x" P, s, b成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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. Q+ [$ a& p/ P2 R" iNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, I, K/ x9 N$ o. N不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
0 u  j7 Q- I5 S4 A. N" C1 eChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 v/ K5 \% Z6 l( x1 Z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ {; t+ q* {, `' ]/ n应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# u3 j' {& t2 \) [6 k2 }"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7 R' ?2 T( X$ V9 I# r两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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) D! t0 {. Q4 q, }8 f: k* ~: iA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  X! b& `, o/ {" {' F2 N服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。