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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2 G$ Z& g( C/ p钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! U6 [0 I  C: k: W5 N. [One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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3 a, u, p: E1 P3 i8 A$ n/ u2 _9 zLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
2 |- v" n! T2 S+ b* K- QBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
; o2 s4 `) Q7 q% w3 b( ]/ D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 `& G! a( `* y7 P7 k! s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
# o. n- A& J/ }* O4 B8 Y# tNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
# Y/ w' o+ t' b# W- z3 R% ~, h: ELove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- [9 s  Q, u4 E) ~5 L' {& A0 `爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
( g0 i0 g+ k# w+ P7 F1 j"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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% |% X4 q+ K8 xThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 I" M; W9 |& n' J+ y/ Y, o应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
. X- L# Q+ ]. m# ^7 n2 \$ g"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' _9 ^; V; q! ]0 ]  t% g工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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6 C/ B4 H& |* i  RGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
, t! O/ ~$ Q5 |神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
5 D7 h" l$ `2 _When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7 q9 f' |/ I. I两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! J% V; m+ z; e- ~: @2 U- e9 lA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& l' _) {- h% |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。