English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( f* t+ ~2 o% j9 i# N) v发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
. F5 `" b& Z1 Y/ i$ j+ zOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
' e7 g( S$ t5 [3 @; t" T每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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9 ~2 ?" B/ q( Q6 o/ W( f* rLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
* m" N: |7 N/ g" W5 e& j9 G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 k" \0 x' d) `; R5 b: N* cBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! A8 }7 K9 C" O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
. E1 }) Y, ?8 ^! xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ H$ z5 b* }6 a# o8 l成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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, c) g3 E+ p5 j5 k' J# ~Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 T& ^# D9 a3 l- Y+ u. J爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
1 N: w" a6 n- ~6 r4 n4 V"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 l' O0 I( ^8 f$ B; W努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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# F# Z% o) Y( H& R4 t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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1 @) P0 ~1 h1 Y. {+ t+ C6 AGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; N9 I* `4 ?) P, w神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。