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1 @" w, F8 [' p' \* T8 T6 ]6 y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

7 A7 U3 Y2 l' z' n( w9 KMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0 u, S' g% o7 ]4 K6 o) _5 ~3 \钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& f* O( z/ b/ N+ I) Q7 P( ~( \One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 A5 c: W4 a* i% i" U每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
* ^" e4 P! g) q6 ^$ s6 V3 l要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
6 }" M  \0 u& MThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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( |# Z" @9 K5 O3 C# W- |Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
# [, y# ^( h* R2 v; z' z后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ a, Z& p* |% [7 c应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
6 o1 R5 w' |$ [8 D4 X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
5 F: R- P4 F2 p) T, c努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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2 a9 X$ Z8 s9 j# K0 W7 w, a8 x7 T( E$ ~"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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: n$ B! w9 ]% sWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" x# Z' ^9 I/ }5 uA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' O. P* f; Z0 x) Q服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
1 @- \/ J6 l; s" L$ q( d) {) qThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
0 Q/ e- l( g) _8 ], P& _学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

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