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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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5 g+ G* ]0 c2 n发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
- Q$ R2 t2 B6 A9 t' y# n钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
0 p+ y- W# ?, F) H每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, N3 o/ D, f9 T9 ~" O+ G( }% j# J每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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2 G9 j! ^* X! H9 v7 }6 w6 a  MEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
1 R0 s2 M0 q" @) ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
$ }# I" P0 t* u. E' FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ y, I1 i5 y: l% h成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
7 X8 C: P/ F8 D' f  `Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
0 K& ^; l# O8 i' C/ m6 r0 m( t3 SChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( q# t# r) U9 Q! w; b, x# @"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
" Y% F& F& j1 }) j; c- [4 LThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ l; _& B2 v: Z; S; j9 x, u# ]9 Z应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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4 B) B$ e( u+ c$ _- h2 G"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. N+ C9 ~  X9 J2 d; k努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 R& Q/ W  g* T, _- v! \工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
  X+ n* Z6 G8 P2 i, v' E/ ^5 ZGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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# J; V& i/ |; A- [9 g8 rThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。