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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:% G$ }6 N% F4 S3 M- s I' f
' j/ x) _" c" L& PAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
( d4 Z; |8 M# C0 Z6 V隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人* Y1 d, B/ ^2 T+ G+ u) p
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Here are just a few reasons why:3 N- W) X9 Q& }$ Z! X
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
$ N& o# C( K1 Q5 r7 G4 B: R. x7 V40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking? Q! b8 P2 G$ I: e8 V+ G
你在想什麼?
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: M0 @; r% V6 i! m8 pShe doesn't care what you think.$ B/ Q, w- s8 @
她才不在乎你在想什麼。 h5 N+ I7 G% Z- _* i3 ?
" D% k% s# m2 A8 F- c. R6 ^7 h; |If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,5 ~' \- c: Z0 N
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽, D* G6 \0 g% |2 S1 y; G6 f
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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2 W5 R+ g) r7 s) W4 D7 ^She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
5 N- S! z+ K8 v5 y+ ]) z她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.7 F0 m# w6 S, j2 A* _. Y$ @
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera; _% H( Y$ O; h; q* Z3 N
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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]# ^# m$ T* l! D; n! Lor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
( |, h6 ?) m: I跟你大呼小叫1 `8 X6 y7 c' ]( `3 G2 y
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you* c6 r" C4 R9 J0 L2 |; v
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地& ^' b/ q8 X$ k4 r7 d5 |( R
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If they think they can get away with it.8 `: @: p! J* s# `" ?
一槍把你給斃了。
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; S R+ C9 [5 g# A" F; s/ POlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
* I+ F) U( p' k: G熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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8 ~2 ]8 {$ I; f7 V- h. RThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
: J/ k$ v1 X8 D+ m( R3 u因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.. L# `8 {/ K3 s4 X% e# S
女人越老越通靈
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7 p0 B" @* e8 E! qYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.* t6 w. y0 _2 k! K e, Z
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔2 {4 @! W2 F. G. q6 H5 R
2 Z4 {; F5 R' S) oOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
! t* S2 @* u* I7 r, g9 k只要能夠對皺紋視而不見6 O4 X. u+ f x K
7 m# M2 Y7 A( q" f2 }a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.: l& b1 S3 _' s6 d- p% V
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感/ W& Z1 p# c# D2 c3 Y) c
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熟女直接又誠實
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0 i1 j* L' Q. r* d+ y( pThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
. D. B' z; @4 e# O( W) H6 }如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 ~& I/ @9 |1 j% [' L, N/ H
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
' `' D2 A+ h+ ~& q你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.* v- }: w0 K; q5 X
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,( A4 O5 b& T$ g' m, w4 h$ M! v( L
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人3 M- W: v8 b w2 c- X3 e
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
' `& R% o& m$ L: ~& n就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男% B1 M7 ~+ _3 ]- ]
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.# R$ M+ q$ n* F/ R5 p7 J2 m
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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/ @% T2 M6 r/ U* c# `$ K1 {& j1 fLadies, I apologize.- R3 g4 S8 y" r8 K6 U, b
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,( z: I+ j+ J( ?( F
幫妳們說句公道話:
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( z; M+ q* r2 w5 M3 _"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
8 f9 b9 i8 J k& F9 c( z那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人, F$ L/ U# l, T
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here's an update for you.
' Z% Y0 x0 D: e; r3 r, N& q* y% c實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage./ M& C: P& H: g8 [8 [1 z. q1 S
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚$ n# g, r3 k! @' O* |2 W
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
5 h/ R" q! U8 _) n2 h因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
