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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:3 E \: h2 J& R6 U2 d& Y8 O7 P0 Q2 u
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
, d* S- F0 @2 ^1 y$ ^# M: V隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
( }- d: w; z% h! P+ u2 v" z40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:; k) _& @9 H, N' t, e5 H
! B0 B7 K) I# H1 o( n- J7 v"What are you thinking?8 ` s6 F# K3 U T# W7 W: I" @
你在想什麼?; ^1 z) O4 O$ {9 R( u: A0 x
# n& k0 c! o ]& rShe doesn't care what you think.) n0 y( r7 p- r
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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8 x( H6 `$ C& S' a' h5 ~7 ZIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
3 Q8 \7 i2 i- u+ a% U40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ F+ U3 @2 _" A; A* l: F. \1 I! n: h她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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1 h# b& f* z2 pWomen over 40 are dignified.
+ F$ Y. G3 [' {! l4 D5 O40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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8 Q4 I9 E- K, q: HThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera6 t+ @; I5 x; A' y1 j
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡* b" }# n! Z5 T
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.2 W# [; ~8 {0 k% N8 U
跟你大呼小叫: k Q2 {- E* _! [: v9 _! D$ H. f
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you& A! x: _/ U. \; j! {
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地, x' C% U( N% G" s
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If they think they can get away with it.+ E, d8 `% H0 m3 _% P
一槍把你給斃了。5 T5 G' X8 a5 e3 c
7 u# R; g( r6 c6 t0 u1 b0 ]3 uOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.8 G' g9 B; ~1 \+ I- p
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)9 E F' U" _0 S9 }- e2 ~, |
% D8 e* Q4 P. G) }1 ?They know what it's like to be unappreciated.. s* Z; r4 L/ X' Q9 ]
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味$ w, c+ \$ V0 X2 L9 R' m c9 l! u+ D+ E
8 b, Y( q' h* C" p4 v" Y' ?! }Women get psychic as they age.
9 C! W4 y+ M* r. Z7 P& L女人越老越通靈
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% l" D% S: @9 k$ O( y. w6 vYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.% q0 ]$ h* O: ^0 u. X% c% }
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔4 _0 ~2 `$ i8 y
' a- X. x# Q4 ]1 e. z" R6 COnce you get past a wrinkle or two,* m2 Y9 T- V; u( }) n, o
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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$ u8 n+ n+ R. i% u% P7 aa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
9 X2 Q! _* F6 h) I40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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9 X7 _% c/ n2 ?Older women are forthright and honest.
( `3 f7 J( `, ~% J熟女直接又誠實
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: N* P6 o$ p; PThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
9 f& T0 b" F9 W, A6 C如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋3 P9 g5 A) }. j0 v) p1 x+ r
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* T$ Q @2 a6 u) z4 V* Z6 |, }4 r你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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# c; u- {/ Y' }+ ^) d8 Z! W* HYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
! Y4 j% p' B0 \40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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3 I1 T; h7 @6 R% w. M8 JUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal." P I) b& T( q
40歲以上的男人呢?
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5 x) L4 |3 r. [) A* Z0 eFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,1 h, H& D, T% n0 @( D$ J' {0 l
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants8 T1 K, i6 L; L2 g8 ?
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.; d& ?& d; d. P, Y+ A
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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! F& E& c [8 Y" G8 SFor all those men who say,( m- P" q* x4 n+ G( \- F
幫妳們說句公道話:, X. B' z* d9 G3 p; u
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
; Y* m8 h( x1 t8 `$ O e" v那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人1 F7 K8 l/ f" Y: {6 v
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here's an update for you. [/ h( u6 f/ c4 d- O+ F' T
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
+ I1 P/ r! R6 a1 u: Q& M今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚1 B; s9 }" W. h. H
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Why?
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8 E: y- ~. a) B& \- f1 ~ D; sBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
2 K* {( u# _. h! {9 U% l* X因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
