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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.' I2 `: U; `" B! p- [( Z' y
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人3 U* n) @- M! c! A/ |& M
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Here are just a few reasons why:- z, {0 j2 e2 E, i
為什麼呢?
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$ b, f, \, `& E6 B8 t$ OA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
. Z- B6 Z9 p; Z40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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0 l" ?3 ?; b& j2 P7 D$ I"What are you thinking?. g$ p/ _6 Y+ v" T
你在想什麼?- l1 N( Z3 k0 V- _: k* {+ ]# j) O
6 @% ^. q) Q9 Z' c6 C4 D" OShe doesn't care what you think.
y& l9 a9 d5 I3 F0 F" \# @$ ]6 k她才不在乎你在想什麼。' |' I5 @& A( ]! A; d8 @
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
6 T( P8 ^8 Q$ }; ^6 W2 n' p40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽6 s3 E! `! H7 a0 t, p5 D
2 b$ Z7 H, t% S5 E1 mshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
6 |8 p, [9 v( C她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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4 E1 _% O- X! r) G2 ~She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.; T8 C: t6 g. }) f
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情- y z V7 V2 ]! `/ j
( {3 a Q: `/ B; wWomen over 40 are dignified.+ M- d9 l3 L7 i! q: N- x4 A5 d
40歲以上的女人穩重自持8 c, X) P+ x! [, S3 d2 C' Z
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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% e: Y7 T5 w! ]: Wor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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* F }! t. \9 ^3 I$ yOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you* L3 n; B8 K$ c: T% v* W2 |% n
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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C6 X+ {/ E* A$ B# lIf they think they can get away with it.
# d5 S) F8 T! e一槍把你給斃了。& R& {4 F4 ~2 G ?$ O1 M) ^0 t
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.0 e9 b6 w" o/ G& s
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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2 T1 E$ {& l. u p/ [/ v. NThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.4 K. q/ ^2 I3 v8 N+ ?' g. w
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味. F# I$ r1 T6 f
3 ^& ` w# \" }- h# ?3 L$ RWomen get psychic as they age.) {% u& }" h a- {, n3 A
女人越老越通靈
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+ b; H4 G8 k5 [, M0 A1 {You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.0 S& _/ c+ G3 I1 O& E( c
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔+ p6 N0 Q0 }7 P! a
8 m6 ~! O* D5 E. @Once you get past a wrinkle or two,7 e8 |# L$ w! Z" K8 e) g
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
4 w) I, Q6 U# Q* x熟女直接又誠實8 Q- `3 L& h. b- I3 J7 m5 V+ w
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one., n; u) F y g2 ] B2 L& x0 j
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋/ I+ j Z# N/ d3 H
9 h) N4 \8 U5 G/ N/ fYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.8 ~' T0 j" h0 x* t2 p/ l- {
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意* g3 d% o/ b" T9 b. F8 K# m
- u5 c* \1 F9 iYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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/ Q" P# A4 r+ |0 L/ A$ m! YFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,/ k2 q" ^ {8 L4 ]2 L
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人/ l& I q+ I' Q) ^
# c; l1 `- j' F. xthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants4 g4 j7 j. g; }! N4 P
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情! l4 G$ V J( A R
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Ladies, I apologize.
$ E( X. Y3 h9 F3 x9 v7 a# w [ s: g女士們，請容許我在這兒
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$ ?: n- R" x% w1 A& | d6 j3 A! I' DFor all those men who say,+ q' M5 n8 \! x1 N
幫妳們說句公道話:6 D/ P* d6 _/ k- f
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
3 h: e8 z `) S7 a那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.' P! H+ D$ X+ l; y$ r# B' ]
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了! Y+ A3 ~# U: V" j. [9 M
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
) \& p6 d1 ^3 @5 W2 `0 @2 | Q# v今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚: ?# ?3 g$ u; L* y# y" f6 @
2 M; ^/ H9 \ R/ a% P6 D+ {Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage" c% O5 ]1 r4 Q" r; I- k% H( ^, a
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
