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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA( t+ K4 s( [1 D3 G3 N W0 ~
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ) C1 @8 C; a: I: j
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3 a$ |1 e* E( `- W: ?, [0 @
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
. @0 Q. \+ G q. S" P9 s7 n% e L& B4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 6 q3 G, M7 _5 E5 ]) F" }2 Z
" w1 i& W0 g9 |( i1 g" O1 P1. Big rock between you and B.C.
0 e- ~- o' Z# q; t: N9 T0 ?; Z2. Ottawa who?$ A# z: z4 l! t( E4 R" |5 s/ C6 h
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
" [! J# H7 f9 n3 c. {! ~4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
" q, o) Z' `) _+ P, _; y7 F5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ( g5 M/ B& m) v! \
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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- H: o) t0 S3 l5 S' y5 S) S1. You never run out of wheat. ; A( a: D. g: _8 R6 |+ e
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
( T0 C* k8 _4 b5 S3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. * u* I6 p* v# J7 X! i( h: Q! E9 s
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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: _, |7 |: c: s- UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA , D* d8 [, L9 z4 d- l) R& D. _
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 4 D8 S" [9 `# v6 @. G# ~1 J; X# I
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. k8 y/ A5 l2 r2 {0 y2 L
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 1 K& ?1 b+ N( |- W
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 9 t* X( k9 f3 h
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 2 D- h/ w. h) T3 g: P U
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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2 y* D* m7 m# r- J1. You live in the centre of the universe.
, ~4 ~' j; ]& p! J' A2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
0 g9 S! C$ w' x% i3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
3 V; g/ B# _4 t$ G4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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; U' @% v/ r* {$ t& c7 A/ X) X- I4 JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1 \+ S5 r+ R# J, t/ M- X1. Racism is socially acceptable " h( X5 T$ ^/ M# |
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 1 V O h! M( b0 Z' b' F
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 8 ]: Z1 R( O( V7 T
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 8 Y$ v" n9 s. p" [( u0 }* ~
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
, Q* @9 E" X7 F3 W+ X' B( N% ?+ V# \2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. + \' }7 A Q& _" V3 D
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 2 X9 Q* f: |, A5 U
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ' M( Z) [( x9 C: h3 x
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( N1 D6 z; H6 C4 ATOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ' X( w2 M. ]5 J- f' ], `3 a! `
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 7 a$ T) B& E: j
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
2 \% M' `/ a; x/ t; h! W3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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) d, ~& B/ f" hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 3 l2 T1 l' @5 ]
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. $ e3 V( I- M. N
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 5 S! |) W( I4 l! t8 I# ~
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
, _& v) i4 ~$ i. v5 W3 M4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
* Y5 b& M# E( Q; I4 N5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
; n' @) p% m9 z9 v6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. X$ d% k' w' z; e; H1 @
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 9 l9 m* K! ]0 i0 R* z5 i4 j
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
* M6 q# ~9 D5 B7 F8 Q: c3. The workday is about two hours long.
3 [1 P0 Z6 v2 r3 S& g4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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