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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA9 ^, e6 k- R5 M' y
$ `/ ] \4 y; v( r& T1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. $ ]1 V0 L8 \) d# N9 j6 D
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
, y, [( A2 q6 q( A4 z+ \- M# \3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
1 j# Q9 [& {3 C# I4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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; \& K; `# [. u% ]: vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA . I! d" P1 j0 E* _* T/ e
6 C2 T: `* G5 A" h1. Big rock between you and B.C. 0 w$ N$ k. G! A5 S- V! `, t' j
2. Ottawa who?
/ K8 {. Y5 M( m. c3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 9 y9 D! |+ d% i. G5 b
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
e! S5 }/ r- ~8 C5 O8 |5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
; @' j$ a7 n2 p% f6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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2 R& W: y0 Q+ z3 k$ b2 lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
) t/ M2 F2 A4 b a5 I* ?2. Your province is really easy to draw.
, J( z; L7 l# M) }* C# o. E; D3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
7 ]# [: N5 R& J4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA : F8 n% R% p2 K/ ~3 F
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
& N) ~. h, o, t- [) h2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. , z$ }: E2 r3 f" [* g
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4 A& C l# ]$ J3 Q+ H4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. - U& e; r1 X% T# S* s
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. $ Q( f4 L. W0 g! Y. v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 9 j% v9 c. {6 [6 j2 [. j6 `$ D
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ) C8 O, o# o1 D' _+ t' f
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
* k# L( P0 z3 k9 R; o4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. : u' @) Q1 y, X1 L8 }$ O
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) ]& U, f! G$ ~+ u; ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
% g9 K! |3 \, S% L2 B. J2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. $ y, ?9 m9 D$ W7 ~6 A
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 7 b: a, t1 N0 C! I6 ~) P
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
( h/ R2 _ f% eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & p0 \% V& @- z5 ^/ m
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ) y) b5 m9 x- F7 G/ e2 }& ]
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
. W% N6 ~ w9 L+ Y/ I, m! Y H2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
4 S8 ]1 r2 Z& j# B. y: P+ D% q3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
V8 S5 Y& q+ ^4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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4 L" w2 {+ W) r( e0 P3 F8 g* D' jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 4 H0 i# I6 M# H% u9 j5 n9 A5 [5 U
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
$ r. l# T" [8 @3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. ; _3 t# k v7 N; L3 H' l' d6 S5 K
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2 o( C$ I5 w# s2 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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# Y. l' x7 B# V3 M1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. " P1 c& P* n2 J$ H& b4 E; Z+ n' h
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ' p0 D, r/ x0 N! W$ D6 s3 j& j3 `% w
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. , l3 l! g6 g8 N# N0 }5 o
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." + }& v5 X* s# D6 K6 q$ J
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 8 R |( g" d5 o9 P! ?- Y* i2 r9 ~
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 8 F6 B- m& I- d8 O
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- w, ^! Z' o" o8 l2 @4 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 9 O0 x# j9 ]! P/ g, s h' h) l
! q% {" L# t7 B1 p( f3 a$ M1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. % x4 _, T. b9 S8 S* w
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. ( o) D: ^4 e0 l
3. The workday is about two hours long.
; W6 D( d# n; _4 e4 x: I5 f% |4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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