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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. . G- a9 H1 P/ i* `9 {, t
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ' `/ P! b3 ~4 r* T: ^0 x1 G$ M
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
+ h9 p. W4 {: R" H- F0 l1 O4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ! s3 H, ^0 K8 e' ^: T/ ?3 R" `4 h% k
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA " h/ V8 n$ P4 M9 v9 o5 m4 L3 j
1 n2 {/ m8 S: T- T: T6 J1. Big rock between you and B.C.
5 ~2 v5 M& ]; r5 e* s9 T0 d& a2. Ottawa who?7 P1 E3 P% i& p1 {: q2 {+ u
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ( q4 _* G3 T4 j
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 8 ]( e! j$ A/ D- y* |
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ' [+ M6 H% n+ `5 G% t9 I U
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 6 d0 Y1 H. x0 _4 }; u& e) ~
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1. You never run out of wheat.
" t5 V8 m1 Y/ M2 a+ f0 R; o2. Your province is really easy to draw. 3 ~* E6 i0 ~' F9 x, z! r3 g
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 1 @: C* g- H5 }8 i& [2 }. V
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ' a* F8 Y1 n) Z! s+ \
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ) W7 l3 g" l- J: G* f& u
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
+ k6 [8 a. q J( S2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
* O, E, \4 W$ U- F! }3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 0 H, {0 A; }4 g" E; {
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
: ?# M$ l6 `# k% ?1 D+ \/ t5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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! M N/ l+ x, ^" Z6 b6 ]9 ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO - l0 B: L9 _" \/ }! q/ o
% q3 G" d, ]! ^5 D3 n1. You live in the centre of the universe.
$ F+ n) M' p: I" F1 V2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. % z6 _7 [: h; n7 U" ^1 p" ~
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
9 v1 ~' [' s. B+ ~ ]9 ], P4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ; I3 I+ Z; _0 u S
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3 ~, ^) ?* o5 ], T8 `' ? aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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& U9 R5 a9 ]+ R ?6 A0 X6 s1. Racism is socially acceptable ! f) k0 g* ?' v7 W. c5 S" X
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. ' r( p1 p% {) p8 Q( G
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
- r1 O; H3 z2 `1 M+ |0 `0 r4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *. `2 h9 }7 t5 [8 B2 a, L6 l
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. # M- g& }1 N: N( h% e
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 6 V$ S0 x0 N2 ]2 w) M' @
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
. P1 }, G/ @( D* u4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 2 n8 k' \2 j. q+ a
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8 m( h5 T! S& i3 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 3 ?# Z$ S7 T, ~8 V4 H( f9 O; `
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
4 T0 L A' W/ W3 c3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. " S6 g/ Q% E, g! g6 y, U
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" \9 U: G! F% r1 }! q4 `" G' k T4 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 6 w( P4 l2 _9 C( B1 W" f
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. # X: T4 e/ U6 ]& D6 ~2 }# z# N* a l
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 3 o/ `6 f0 K7 ]1 ^$ ?
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
5 l$ F5 v9 ]( J$ A4 f5 B% [! N0 W4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 1 H# G0 V/ J7 n# p1 H
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
# C8 f; o4 ?" Z6 n6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ) w3 k( |( ^8 h
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
& r) U7 u8 D9 p; u9 N t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 4 {8 q. S6 ]% q7 w! v6 X8 V/ r
3. The workday is about two hours long.
, G0 [1 Z/ V8 a. L7 g8 B# g4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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