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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA- I+ F8 Q; t2 K& c
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
- ~7 @+ V5 f/ b" w" j/ }. H2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ' V2 A4 I- @# L& z4 E$ p
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. . v- _4 F1 c1 p
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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2 O. G* c* J5 N/ p9 G4 L+ K1. Big rock between you and B.C.
d8 Q& Y; w) ~9 }1 O2. Ottawa who?
: o5 o' Z [) b( d; M; ~3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
3 H' }4 |! u7 R5 N* F; t4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. # O9 C" a- j7 _( l& f
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. ! m) B d' G" |/ A1 c) j+ I9 M+ k
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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: y. g" `% q+ ^6 n' Z. i+ yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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' z3 C9 a7 l( b! t# P1. You never run out of wheat. & R5 m& r! E$ y" r, {
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
" Q$ J9 i0 f% T# X1 U3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
- k- s2 s0 U+ w' ]: y I4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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% S8 ~0 j9 a8 q" Y9 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 4 Z7 p! P+ s, M9 F9 E$ }* C
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
9 g S G5 E6 O% v% w5 z/ Y' g2 a2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. & I! g" h+ c3 q- {) T" v2 v; O
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
8 y6 z" x3 U- p; i" d4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
% e; i/ D1 B3 s1 @5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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" j5 t1 h- ?1 ]2 k STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
3 m0 }, \# X' \ g8 ^- n6 g2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 2 K) @" G- ~/ V6 y$ p/ S
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. U% {$ P {0 `$ I1 [$ x& ]8 ^
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 4 Z3 u- L T, \3 |& z8 n
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC ' j0 b: m# C6 a b- G4 m
& h/ w/ p9 G: n! i7 m/ T# n1. Racism is socially acceptable 4 ?+ b, f+ w$ F+ n' c
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. % n4 y8 _$ ?1 ~ v3 g
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 5 c1 ]7 Z% F7 c" u! R
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
( @" R" s6 h: P7 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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9 G# Y1 e5 E- o m* d9 KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK : l: D0 n5 V8 L4 Z8 X4 ^; a
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 2 ^7 U O) U# M2 d
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
2 q: b$ F# ?8 n) ]2 U \0 \6 u3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
3 [! C0 n6 x7 F: L2 p" j3 T% @4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ) `6 r6 e' |% b8 G4 n' H0 ^
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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$ R/ _1 u: t! Z# }/ o/ e1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
8 _5 I4 H. Z( Z2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
1 K e* Z6 T4 g% A3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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4 _" R3 Y; t/ v, _TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 5 B+ @' v$ P! B; z. h
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. ( ^* Q# k3 v* e3 B+ V6 L- V' P1 D
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. # C# U8 s8 h/ ?4 P
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 7 x9 Z, _* ?6 l/ j6 f
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
! `% |& f2 k# y5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
! n# W V7 O: P* Y% J' b( J6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ! D+ r g |8 b
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& j6 B+ A8 {3 E' K% g3 yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
) b( A% c9 j& T; x& e2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
) m. p' m; ^# B$ W' F0 S3. The workday is about two hours long. & ^; R/ V2 Z' S" f9 }6 s
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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