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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA% a% T2 Q4 d$ g6 O/ G' W% {
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
& K- y# k. J3 M2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
6 Y4 X0 T: [( w' R0 b* g3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
5 V! ~& e: P. G6 U5 X8 [4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 7 I# ^0 ]% \% T8 }
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 4 q8 g' @: _- }' ^" J T: @ ?
7 V& L7 O2 w9 K9 k& g2 F! t1. Big rock between you and B.C. / \& [7 C: ^) [5 h. B% h+ M
2. Ottawa who?* j7 z2 H7 G4 J i: O @0 k$ u
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 2 `- ~( ^4 `6 ~& B2 _! c
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. - X0 c; I1 {: V* \ y
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
7 \( U. B1 U' M' Z6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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( P* n' n- c. t4 { A! @# z* c1. You never run out of wheat. 2 A% }+ m. _+ B d: |2 ^
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
" P% M. u0 h2 l* J; p3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 4 Y+ v& o: G* J" @5 a8 A% n; C0 t
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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! N6 A1 a2 k; e7 X1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 0 @0 F$ f) E3 {2 y
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
{1 C* N9 W4 B$ z3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 7 b; u, E, C: k- E3 a
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
6 r6 B2 k, J) I- c- w' {5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 8 P6 X& b+ s0 ?! y: u& ?, r
2 U o2 J1 H R/ A& w% _1. You live in the centre of the universe. 5 i D# ]% Q6 `7 o) G7 Q$ ~& T/ h
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
2 b! l/ j8 O: K3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
, M' b/ \/ x# Q M( y8 p; Q4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 2 w- E9 G) M8 C) g- G& @
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
1 [7 ^* E3 f% H0 j: L2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
& A( B$ ` V% U; D5 [! |7 F3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
! W. ^. ^0 s: I% ^1 }0 V8 F4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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' ?5 z l% {6 ]- G& |7 MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK o! G4 u7 v! \) h
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ) C/ `- p* t/ l3 C
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 3 f1 ?' M1 t+ P
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick : `5 s6 i* ~" c7 P
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. " `& t- c3 g+ @8 g( H$ E4 Z$ K
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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4 k" h `1 J9 G. q! R1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. / b8 d1 Z1 {+ u2 Q0 D: Z
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
" g- ]: d9 i" T; |7 N i" R3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND . a, d* O: f' H G
0 c4 s8 T8 D3 C g0 t7 C1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 7 V7 U+ @5 F4 f8 R) y
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3 d6 ?* _ q' v% M3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. / p* K& I5 u- X. U0 e$ R4 g f- s2 ^
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 8 C( G. s% _2 a9 o0 a" p
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. & t" c& M) r Y+ b. k
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. , a/ ?! [5 c$ N# Z# v
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$ r6 R! n: h; E* ^$ @. `( j c0 fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND / r8 |1 S0 N) b8 K8 _
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
; Z! T1 `2 H1 M0 z: E* D! b2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
% o" ^# [# { i3. The workday is about two hours long.
* j. n" {3 P! j4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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