Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

xry

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

1 Q& g8 W, p5 [1 P# q( B) A/ TThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
# `4 E: c+ C: W' j" l8 k. _commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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$ L3 K& ^9 T- M$ _; E"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！