新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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% m+ y- t9 Q/ Q2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

9 ?: H9 p" s. o5 N* B3 H/ l　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

" ]& j" Z  X, {: K5 L& V  o- ~3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

5 o1 u9 A) R6 b! j. E4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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) ]5 }9 w3 k  A& k& T. D" O1 U5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

0 s( [2 j/ H. j7 u; S4 c2 ^3 I　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

8 {5 B( J* Y. N( A: G6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

* o+ r- E$ S5 p8 H　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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! p) p/ K" A  Z5 A: o" V  k5 l7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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) a) }* s9 j: W9 P7 ~8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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5 {. y( ]' @+ w9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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' m0 f0 i8 [  v$ W4 X! t　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?