新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
0 ~, Q: Z% C0 R" H1 U　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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% w0 D, A/ o$ U2 x$ c2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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) V  w- B8 K9 z　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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5 M( e; q7 _9 n# |" v: h　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

7 k! W2 {1 x9 O! f4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

/ [/ ]. Y- ?5 k7 s  `& {5 A5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

/ H! @0 R& S% x　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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) l0 ?: A) X! K6 K( M　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

6 }- |2 A3 }& w7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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* n% ]2 ~8 `& I! T1 }1 B　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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8 i% b" M! t, t- Q. ?; w; g% t5 Y　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

8 i0 a! {) u8 J- ]) k　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?