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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. . H* r1 S5 n" v, D/ x+ Y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 2 a' e# M2 J; M* |% Z
n! r5 m. {( b1 L6 C( v3 ~% N9 f2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 `# W7 w5 R3 V
0 {$ @: n* }, u* U3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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! C+ y: h; b) p6 t 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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* u% i5 I& X' F4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; u4 O/ ~6 ^9 q
# S5 Y5 W( A/ F! I& K4 ` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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& u6 M* U% a- B& W7 `) a 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 U6 z2 n" V+ `& r1 [9 l1 }8 H6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' r3 _+ F9 _5 ]! v
: C% k. o, I0 S! x8 n! s$ V 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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; Q9 j; I* [( h H1 e7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. & w6 P6 y) Y& C1 C: P
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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7 x. f$ @) e0 H5 `( @( w9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. $ e& @; q2 D1 u+ @$ X3 ~
1 P) n3 a. p6 E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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