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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' ~7 b$ u/ B; z0 b a7 k 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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) M( u& X. t8 i3 c( y3 J9 h2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. - ?: ^ I& H, ^" m5 X+ A$ U
: Q, V/ L% `: r8 F( s8 n A 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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8 E/ D& B8 b( t5 M* S0 x3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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0 S2 W/ w" ~( s. f0 e* i& K4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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0 G! Y" u; \; ` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. & P6 K# G* L* a3 M h
* C' w3 m+ s4 D) C8 h5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 v) Q( ^4 l: w+ T! q T& r6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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1 e# {9 }. r* T+ f 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 7 M- C4 l+ t: l9 t. d
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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' g: u; h! V* n; Y) w! H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. * h$ c C) a% v0 b# g& m/ I* d. v
- [$ {! C1 ~/ F2 j3 i0 g: u8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 4 Q/ d9 u! Q" `) ?8 T4 i
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ! E0 ^% x' r" X1 K6 `2 b8 e2 ^' E; Q0 j
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. . K" N$ ?" t$ l m s |1 |$ H
3 [ W. f( D, b9 ` 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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