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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. % t8 R7 _- S/ D! e
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ) K' b0 \0 T; |- Z8 G4 F
$ B2 U) O& x$ Y @% k2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ) n3 J0 X, f& t# ~+ ]' v3 L
* l. P" M8 a' c! J3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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# W" }/ [3 v: N# i4 d6 W R0 M3 s: |4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # {! m: |) h e! J
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & ]5 {% _/ b2 X8 a/ A. y7 t# L
) `3 \4 k9 q9 X! ?2 ^2 m$ ? 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 3 ^( t( X2 l( a3 O- T3 i5 ]+ a
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. - l1 ^) |; ]$ t9 l/ ]% C% C
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! Z3 ]) |/ s/ |/ t- o$ u9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ! d! w9 S& X; K: D% b
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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