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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. $ d% w) R- H/ d+ D
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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8 Z) e. v' d5 D% I7 T# R2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 0 j3 t H0 j: H$ h! f5 ]. q
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# C# d) i! r3 o6 U$ I1 [3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 H$ ~5 e* R2 M' q; @8 S5 [( e
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. / u; d6 r. k& {2 E" g- _
/ h( t; p' s8 J6 E* h/ D/ {4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 U% l! x! C0 p/ e 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. , d7 x) Q, _$ ^7 }
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. # p; g7 z, ?% m* a* n! t* w
B. t) a9 V7 i. }- J7 E 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % |* b. K8 v1 E( Q3 G
t' y T% C/ I7 f" w' f P) a8 C9 l7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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/ n+ U9 d! j* b, O+ |1 `1 G& S5 Q 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 @" {! `, H9 z# b. b% D1 F8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. " R+ u' f0 h+ w/ f# J
7 V. K$ `5 O; p8 ~' N, h$ p1 N 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. . j3 A( w0 v0 ]- L( @) O
% e a$ O4 }" q# q$ _* p1 X" T9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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