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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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* B& X) h K2 U1 x* `2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 8 V( W0 p. O' `1 k1 h7 @
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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+ A0 |' S+ ?, B5 D3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 R* v8 I+ L. S 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - L: {3 L3 W+ b
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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, f3 e; _9 y B* d/ d$ q' b5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & k9 ?! }+ ]& I; _5 ~
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ g5 T' j: r, U! _) d) a' M8 C$ s6 S6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. $ p* j7 c) X1 X3 ]. ~1 b
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / C7 ~2 ~( ]0 K: T9 e% h
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # |0 ^; j3 N* d" H& r7 b6 j
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. & O4 O. y0 `2 o) @ b: a
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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