新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* A4 T1 w/ n4 T, V# }　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

7 w' a1 M- m5 ?4 m( g1 K7 b2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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$ Z4 U( N0 I# i  t# W, o$ U5 E　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

. P0 O& {4 m% r, _　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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3 [4 n6 [: U, }4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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  p" ~5 @; [# {# M& O5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

; p- ^$ W3 |4 K/ `6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

* M6 J. d3 E1 v4 u8 R! r　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

9 ]* U7 Z: r9 x6 v. W/ L　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?