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发表于 2004-11-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.8 u0 ?3 Q. Y) p
- Andrew S. Tannenbaum$ V# B  g- g7 y

6 {% k; x- `- [6 rWhere is all the knowledge we lost with information?
5 a) \- J* c7 z# h, ^' X- T.S. Elliot
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
: S0 h, _  l7 {( g1 c9 o7 C# \8 G- Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, 19817 Q; _: f3 Z- M  e/ E
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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." m/ ]: w" t2 K0 a2 o% W! H3 Z
- B. F. Skinner
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There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
% T! p0 U, ?% F- George Pompidou
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: g% G6 K0 N% V* Q" n% K1 w0 YTechnology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
- Q/ _4 M5 u$ s3 d6 S) D( |1 D- Anonymous
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For years there has been a theory that millions of monkeys typing at random on millions of typewriters would reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. The Internet has proven this theory to be untrue.
( c7 [. A( a& E1 Z4 v2 `. z+ x6 ]- Anonymous
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# S) H1 g6 {' x+ ?Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
5 L8 ~2 |* u# Q- Andy Rooney
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In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers.
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
" G  U9 w; T/ D8 [1 E( {/ u- IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, 1943
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.5 B) d; J6 d$ b5 N1 o  K
- Scott Adams+ n1 ]" P( Q) U6 B& m3 g  @1 w+ t
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.8 P4 c3 R% A$ A1 M2 O" S
- Anonymous
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee. That will do them in.
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The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
( F+ f( ]' p0 w! Y2 W$ Q- Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric
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At some point...we must have faith in the intelligence of the end user.
; ~: |6 j( U6 M4 m. H" B- Anonymous
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( @) v, T; X8 y( ?. FThere are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
  G( C( A3 L! W0 B- Jeremy S. Anderson# e0 v9 l3 x/ T' j6 L

1 z* G. F" {/ T1 a" `, v6 @9 \& [One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.; D# b0 M9 p  V- J: @+ o
- Elbert Hubbard
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) ~. I6 N' i4 n7 a4 B: zAny teacher that can be replaced by a computer, deserves to be.
3 c( c7 h" v: l+ ?0 h- David Thornburg3 E) y  z( y# c! l2 l- Z/ G7 K
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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.9 K% w( P* C  J
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2 g  N  u" V& zSave early, save often.5 `' O" X- e# p' g8 p
- Alwin Lee and everyone else who uses Microsoft Word) K7 I2 w! i% N" R3 q
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Build early and build often.
1 d+ ?* |/ W& w0 v4 W- Proprietary developer adage
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. @" t9 x  j9 M3 s2 A1 @: J6 j* I+ @Release early and release often.
- H0 }1 h! |* b: u2 J% v% U& a7 D- Open source developer adage
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We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
8 @- B* y0 V9 ~) K: P8 w- Carl Sagan) f$ n: s. l4 O: P9 T
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If you tried to read every document on the web, then for each day's effort you would be a year further behind in your goal.6 O/ r. v# Y  B+ b$ V9 R" X
- Anonymous
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  ]4 s, k3 u, q. C$ w1 wThere might be new technology, but technological progress itself was nothing new - and over the years it had not destroyed jobs, but created them.5 C3 y4 F: ^1 y& z& K
- Margaret Thatcher: F+ K$ S  p3 c/ P7 c

2 k7 O8 U+ E: MThe last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
6 s" b" _, W6 o) b# D# U" R- Jerry Olson
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little.
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.3 o9 B( ^# ?* b  [
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899: n4 G) D' N5 p" s9 v+ a
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GARBAGE IN---GOSPEL OUT
' u1 ?3 a' w1 Q/ A" V/ e- Fairchild Research and Development, 1969! h' Y/ L. l7 R( q

' ~, m! I; F% XAny science or technology which is sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic.
2 A3 I1 A' K# A7 x* l6 [- Arthur C. Clarke
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Any technology that is distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced.
5 g$ S5 C1 `9 h- Gregory Benford/ {8 G; Z. Y# Z- f6 U# Z% Q
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Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.1 {2 c. d* q/ W. G
- Anonymous
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- P9 K. g. k" k6 PA year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.$ }" r* n' H) p; ~9 D' d( F  S  n; `
- Alan J. Perlis
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" a" r  U( y& X0 MI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- `$ m' t; D" l+ G5 Z5 D- Thomas Edison
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Get your feet off my desk, get out of here, you stink, and we're not going to buy your product.9 B5 g9 p7 o2 S* ^. a) R
- Joe Keenan, President of Atari, in 1976 responding to Steve Jobs' offer to sell him rights to the new personal computer he and Steve Wozniak developed' u0 ?% t' D$ _. H) T& B6 Q* x

' {1 V  h  y1 e! Q' @6 f" J' d" YThe Internet is a great way to get on the net.% Y0 t. i  B  j7 W
- Senator Bob Dole
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Computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons.
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From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
0 X. n. X" n4 x* ]0 Z# r( H3 \* w- Rear Admiral Grace Murray Hopper, US Navy
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Technology is like fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.$ ^' V  }7 V$ P
- Andrew Heller, IBM
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3 J% z% u; ~, O% D  rAOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive.4 F; j, M8 f8 |" D+ s  w
- Jan Horsfall, VP of marketing for Lycos
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How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?2 {: R1 Q2 l6 x) H0 |# L$ \2 }  h
- Al Gore on Y2K
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7 v$ x! V  H# @* X, uThe modern computer hovers between the obsolescent and the nonexistent.
7 e) \( u* w" e1 A) ?- Sydney Brenner in 1927
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8 a, X  R! Z+ E. v- eThe Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.& L+ U4 f6 V% c+ c  i' J. K
- Linus Torvalds
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0 S) d2 Q. C, w' H0 v$ STo be a nemesis, you have to actively try to destroy something, don't you? Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.! l! `  o- o0 ~- D
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; q' i1 J4 X* u5 ~+ ^Windows is just DOS in drag.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
( L6 \1 c6 P) a/ M! H$ ^9 f- Ken Olson (President of Digital Equipment Corporation) at the Convention of the World Future Society in Boston in 1977
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发表于 2004-11-12 05:09 | 显示全部楼层
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
# k+ T' S8 t0 y. p, z- Thomas Edison
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: p3 v0 I% w- Z8 E( a4 r% |Edison was so cool, hehe!!!    My idol:D
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