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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?' P4 d& p% ^8 w. j& y" B3 C! N, l
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2 L" d' h/ X* h1 I6 F2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?$ i2 A$ t% b* N; l6 ]4 Y
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3 Q e. ~ b" Y) y3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?# O- ~% U9 h3 G% J5 i
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7 Y: D" \8 x, J- D5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?8 p6 d2 e5 u0 O1 L6 [& l
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
2 y3 @, E4 c% w9 C' x A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
& r- Z" x+ c2 v( W% z% p B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.7 O/ _1 m }7 N5 S+ X
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