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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?0 H: t& T; A+ d( N, C; n' o' k% R+ _+ C
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
9 W+ M: x: ]; a8 I1 y- t---incorrectly
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4 }5 l) ]2 u! H& H3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?& q1 t% M6 J4 t- @8 O
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?9 }9 ?1 }: Z$ p9 j
--- She is walking.
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8 \6 K, `, A9 f( y N- g0 w9 ?7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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$ M3 E/ X) {. t% w& |) U5 q$ |; g9 ?; S8, Which is correct: [' y8 R; v+ f# D2 z- [) j
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000. G. V. u6 S5 i' h! x: W! j" E! ?
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.2 M9 L# A( d, j9 q; Q( g' X' S
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