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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?! |- @% b7 P7 k& ], @3 {
---incorrectly
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" {* g. k6 J7 T2 \" \6 J3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?( H3 P! i6 J* n3 A: a% ?. p
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5 x9 F7 W$ t9 T5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
9 g* `8 A" i1 q4 L/ _---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?, f5 i1 ^% t$ q8 k' j0 F/ A! s
--- She is walking.
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B; I& g0 u- l7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?& W ]2 g5 m P9 f/ m5 P5 L0 K
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" Z: ]( I$ l+ c& N" k8, Which is correct:
9 K+ b9 L& |. Q3 q2 d1 u2 ? A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
# O* h. ~ h X4 P) n+ A B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.0 E1 ~. m4 W& Z% @; W( A9 ~1 [0 `
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