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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?0 R, u; H7 G5 P c3 o
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; y- ]& `/ S/ t! \+ w( A+ }% d3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?" `* [+ O6 z% u& f+ Q' b4 F( \
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4 g. h) \) |, o1 @% q: C" `4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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4 `- ^& R8 ^* _0 U9 `0 x# O+ f5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?% g& p! J0 {0 j1 C( ]$ n
---The teacher is blind.
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, T! Q- h. i8 y/ K4 F' P. F6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?+ F! c2 {/ C$ e* n
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8, Which is correct:8 ]+ R! b, z" r; z$ A6 T8 G" J
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000., [7 G, V2 X a: z' l
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.$ t9 R' F8 f+ ^9 K r1 W4 a
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