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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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; f$ u' v: L) t9 Y1 u  p' b   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
8 l( K- u! x. g! ^% K   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. + W0 W6 ~9 B) F# S6 D, t5 {% l3 `
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 X1 ^- a- |% {   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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* _+ l! P7 Y" a+ T& l; E   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 t1 V3 M; L# J2 e
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; K' Y+ _' \$ v! v2 y" d+ k3 `. a; I
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 R. m: G) u2 r, [' @   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ v+ K4 P2 q1 B7 m: N   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 I& ]! v7 `0 ]: J  T9 W
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " S  b  n, O$ o" R/ c
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  C. |' z: y) ]: Z+ P   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ F5 E5 h7 b4 v6 \0 g8 W' z5 z3 w   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 6 m% m: L0 N& i6 N! |# T9 c
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. * i" }$ B+ U+ {7 d, `
  
9 H! [" a) H$ n$ h" W! Y   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 8 J: C7 ~4 b4 a/ U4 w, D
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 \- o% v. [7 `" m. ~) `
  
/ A+ N7 w) k. z   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% I& R+ U# p' r   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. / Z' R: j5 v$ f" Z% b
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, U% v2 u  \# x. f) `   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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7 s) K/ C0 ^  d$ k   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "   m, b) F  _( F. t
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ( r0 F: ]0 p: ]9 E( Q2 s
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ! l+ f3 W. S5 Y) s" F
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 3 J3 o3 P$ K" e/ G8 ?: @

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. & ^4 o+ i; P$ e* X. m
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ! L1 O: W- p1 l! h! H/ k) ?. _
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! - Q1 W! v" I8 W/ K
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 1 d8 r* i7 N& f, p$ z% I/ u& z" c
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  {, N: ]$ h8 P5 p2 c  {( h   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 0 \% Z% D* J4 Q/ C" y) e
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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