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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 9 |3 n% p- q- d
/ L8 Y* |3 R) y! O5 M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ @9 H" m) x0 q/ S7 K6 [! S% `
l: U' X& U. G' m# Y: q One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. Y. H( m$ X2 H, a7 I 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. # c- W% p$ A/ H5 h4 b
& ^) R' |( U/ ^* u' R9 f Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. / g& t) ]; H7 a1 D0 R- P
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ x" R$ K5 Q# |" ~5 v
! z$ K& A# F. [& O7 w1 h Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % `1 p) m# K. |# w
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 8 g8 ~9 E5 \% X9 X, ?- q2 I
- c% Y- W5 i* X Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9 \1 o4 L. R1 R5 m% S' p* F0 ?* e 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* ]4 R: u) C" Q! d) C The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
1 t7 N+ s M' f/ j- K& h 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 R4 C l8 Q/ [+ k A2 [
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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2 H2 W/ x+ P: l G! G0 I# G Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 0 r# {1 U B8 {+ T. v
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; D$ D' {& e1 x1 q
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. - R7 g, J$ S V8 B/ Z
& W& e# [+ f! M: x9 U Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 i4 C) w( O( B+ u* [, Y: n 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 Z( |/ a, f# Y7 \8 Q2 g
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% }7 I- ^3 T7 M5 k& H1 F "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ! u9 @% o: `! E: C+ l% k9 ^- ^
3 v7 D" ]! j9 y" ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ V* O9 a- ~% o- Z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 7 c+ s, E$ q6 M1 d
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; B' ^1 |+ J& J1 I. i, z, ` 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. . q5 `+ [6 Y" C8 ~' F5 o5 F
" |% j) m. J/ P5 y& t "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 E8 E" d2 k* {# k' S% M! y0 ] 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 9 ~. b9 N+ l$ H* c2 Z: V S
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ! p3 N0 [. N# |
. Z+ F/ q9 K1 ~4 c' X/ \ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. I3 |( l* X/ O; V7 n 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 3 ?: R( G9 b( Y& V4 E# N
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- s! A0 a+ z& g( A" D" L, I 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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