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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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8 O, Z9 M7 T9 k4 B 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 F# k; B1 D: C ]7 n% Q* S
/ [7 @, s+ ?& s! O1 e; T$ T- S One should love animals. They are so tasty. " y$ m" [4 ~3 I7 c8 d
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. & B( M' Q# W8 u* ^5 ]+ p% ~4 \
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
! y4 \; n6 i& `, E6 X, G 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
b3 s" [( ? X( [2 ? 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 # Y. y/ @7 [. e% e% w1 x
8 D' Y; D1 _0 y( L R Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. V" r& W7 T/ O. W6 c 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ( H% j5 s/ a2 R; M: n1 X% a: C
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 j6 M* L7 O4 g1 j, y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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/ `3 r. l3 c- M) n( d Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # ]1 l3 c2 K! H' u/ p$ ?
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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: {. X i/ d! @# `) P" N f2 r Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 o( i. v$ g- @ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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( D4 j% J7 w9 i Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& i' Q/ p" m0 q! R 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 7 |% m7 V5 R1 p! o! ~9 b
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( W% |( K$ @4 \6 y3 ]( ` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 3 F5 I, L. i0 m9 {. }+ c
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 0 q) I. O, ^. W. @1 {. U/ M
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 0 w- G6 I$ \; ^6 K* T
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ; r& m9 M& M# J+ J- h/ b: y0 I$ m
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. " F/ ` i; I2 g7 d2 }! u
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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+ B5 k) ?1 B. I) Y# d8 _ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
. U( R( ^! F# W/ b i) a$ A 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! s, p. ]$ S9 j6 ]' h9 Y
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 W' \ @" j# |" T2 n3 E/ f 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. % F" y# N: }3 K6 l! D8 V) B1 l, h9 h
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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