毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& \8 [# `' P+ N' g& LPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
$ H6 J1 C) M- F, \3 H! H' N6 L# CChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- Q4 ]" I$ |' h) Z7 C: APeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
/ F5 l% W$ {# j0 Z# J" `4 i" _People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# v1 a" U3 J+ t/ Y  K8 k, tpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
2 e/ H/ T. h0 z# ?3 v! E; J% `毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 V, E4 m5 O6 l$ g) K4 S  j8 P我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
+ j. A4 a- X$ F& {% ^2 F) {我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
5 d2 C+ N! ^) D* O* ~0 m; [5 b我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- e( D5 x) ^8 D! }7 w我们：他们自己解体了
7 H/ }3 Z/ b5 [; e, v/ u毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
! F3 V+ {" M# a8 B5 X. e9 i毛：那我的文革呐
# O* S3 y8 y7 E$ G9 E我们：闹到美国去了