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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。) O: S. B _! W5 Q
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?1 I& Q6 D8 y6 i& K- d/ F- p
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!5 E1 C; R( z( z& a; I* N! C
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?8 V) _5 q% E+ j" S
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
# ]0 S( s4 H9 y3 i2 X6 R' mChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?0 P" z1 K2 z, i
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!, V* I9 Z3 J' A5 w9 F# H
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
P' O+ v. A7 f% @7 ?, mPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
& w' U+ p; i3 B% W* @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
3 |4 Y; _7 u4 l/ U8 H/ H3 u* v8 uPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
. M3 l x, k5 ~2 L) O. G# c. JChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
2 w1 [ c% h% v5 e2 tpeople: It’s in America now!, y5 o8 j( f" M" I k& ?
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0 d+ y9 J+ e1 b来个对照
; C1 o' e! E& ]! w p毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
; y5 X& B! t+ T5 r( r+ Z& }我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
& @0 _$ p* X- R9 q2 }毛：资本家还存在吗
/ T' Q( o9 d( p' H6 ^& W; z4 ~我们：生意都做到外国去了) o" h$ e+ \. J0 J( j( x
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗% z/ P8 l& p9 X6 E1 z9 c1 w. b; r
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了! v% d6 T0 P, l' I1 f
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
& v5 W' V7 Y! P我们：他们自己解体了
/ W" k7 Q& ]( M( o9 m" j; C毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; _" F1 g7 W" U+ F我们：我们自己就是了
) D6 O/ i4 t& w毛：那我的文革呐; S3 d. {5 i7 T
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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