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0 L9 H& B, z( E话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。( w. J2 k% E3 x) o
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?6 |9 ~0 J; j; j9 x, }1 U$ S1 ?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! D1 `1 p: O$ ~& g. \Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
' v) ^$ H; E) ]2 ~/ Q. O3 Q, gPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
8 [/ s0 _2 A5 Q; V) kChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
5 ?- C: Z1 | bPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!: y7 n, D+ [% P0 y# s: \
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
1 V$ m. P: Q w# vPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
" N+ j; R, T0 UChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?" q# z Y7 e- D" r
People: We’re the imperialism now?
) }0 ]$ _3 M6 ~* b- Z* oChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?9 R& f2 o3 p) n" }* G
people: It’s in America now!
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( z+ n& U! L" S& v来个对照( }' A) }: } j8 Q' L9 v! s: z" ~
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
5 R3 @, K4 O7 d/ T我们：都吃多了，减肥呢1 G: J8 X, ^( g3 A5 `
毛：资本家还存在吗
: Q& e! l4 y5 F. ~" g5 ~% l我们：生意都做到外国去了
; ? ?1 B' q% ]4 {0 _: [; R毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗 b0 k y4 q7 y
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了6 c' {! J$ K& ?8 W# e4 a
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗, p8 M8 ?) s# P8 o3 n5 n- y3 }
我们：他们自己解体了% N4 y% J* ~1 Y# U. h2 s4 u
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗- z0 _! }/ ^. {
我们：我们自己就是了3 G0 q+ G. D/ o/ U9 s
毛：那我的文革呐
8 M9 X2 k" B) u: I. [我们：闹到美国去了 |
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