毛主席问答英文版，

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4 [' c( G) d( w* r  @: o- N4 p0 q3 a话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
# t6 F+ g' G0 t3 H+ N" VChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 k" q' c6 y% o; u( F+ r" LPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
, ]1 E; X' i% F1 M- z" tChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
( w8 o9 ^3 B( K+ M* dPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
4 K7 u. z9 o8 }0 n: Q1 WChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
$ N2 @. m# j+ f- F/ u1 x' qPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
' s9 }8 m7 y+ f7 Z+ BChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
0 [0 F1 ]" ~- W% c/ R+ P, I+ RPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
, ?9 S! c9 o9 L0 S( `Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
* m% C* I* W; P  K( S8 \Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
6 ~4 @; O/ ^) W6 `毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
" j  j# n( k8 I6 d3 h, Z毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
, t* H& r0 u9 N6 E* j我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 h1 p+ k# C$ B' i我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
5 f# P+ l) e+ H* R毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了