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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。' Q* o5 [8 c" ~/ O
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?' o; [ O4 k& J8 p5 Y
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting! 3 R9 d& h6 g3 j( \Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist? ! l x1 ]- [! YPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!. O7 y5 x3 q6 D \' ?0 i
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?8 ]* V$ ~1 @6 C+ H: w
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America! " j1 u2 p) u) t" N% lChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! & l9 d; ~! a$ C/ FPeople: They dissolved it themselves!+ G4 `6 U; D/ `8 |
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? ) {) g! O7 ]. z# ]! y9 yPeople: We’re the imperialism now?4 ~: ^2 w2 L/ M7 H7 m
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution? E! @( h1 W8 @( i: q4 Y6 B! K/ cpeople: It’s in America now!( M; g0 {* C$ z! h6 d# {* ]
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来个对照8 _3 b. f" ~0 l
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗 # B% d( T8 q+ U- V/ H z我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 7 y9 h8 E3 y) D毛：资本家还存在吗- ^# F- ~. T7 Q/ z K- @9 o
我们：生意都做到外国去了 ) }4 b: r2 ?# v w毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗/ }) C+ l0 F2 d! c# u# X, S4 h1 H
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了 9 x3 I& s6 ^3 D2 `毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗3 s/ Z- L+ O: H
我们：他们自己解体了% l3 A- M& t) m) K6 [3 X
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗 : ^" i7 D9 b/ e( a, {# ^8 u我们：我们自己就是了 . b. O8 R6 F |毛：那我的文革呐; b7 Y; n3 x1 z, x5 U1 M
我们：闹到美国去了
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