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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
8 l1 B4 I7 }2 T. R9 i& z& V孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
/ W! A- z+ D* w( oConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
# ?5 H$ y( b" mConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 3 q' H3 c7 x" `+ Y6 r
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
1 F# c3 o% D. `$ J+ w) h' vConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
5 ~1 w5 Y( i2 A( u6 ~) S3 ~Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
0 d. d* p9 }# Y% y M M9 [8 t/ dConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
& I9 p. s) N$ y N4 [6 k% n, LConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night # O4 Z w+ c% R6 G+ e8 |) a
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 4 k8 q% ] s, r. y
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- `7 x( n, H8 B ^. z/ h) _Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ) T2 |, P+ s' y3 T b
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly % V+ t$ Q N* A. q5 c, w0 _0 D
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
3 |& f4 ~' O! o3 e7 mConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, t I m7 J8 Q. H6 S% j3 F: \/ gConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week - E$ ?& y" U8 w! t9 a
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
, w2 c- _0 }4 f$ `: jConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
5 K7 H- O, ^1 u8 [. rConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
4 [ [/ k& r2 f* sConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 8 @) U, {, m, p3 X8 _/ W! s- Z8 J
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
) [0 b- w8 _8 E' @$ X1 q ?Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
' a+ h& t- ^* c8 t% tConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
% F; }3 L4 W7 m# b* y; L8 Z2 ^Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 1 M, t" |; g) V0 h, O! x! |. p) Y6 I# L
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 4 \& ?; p6 Q, } a
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
3 L! g# W( w/ c) K5 l7 j3 U9 OConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 6 z5 D9 ]* a, G' W
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) r1 c9 L: {+ l& x+ _6 |6 }
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ' {6 N( |: g5 C z
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 5 v4 U b0 D7 z f- D& t
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 0 l- Z; Q; I, I3 F; k8 J, P+ |& v
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
! f' [! M8 H) `& G/ j6 VConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 1 m7 J) ~9 F! A: }" x# \0 f
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
6 H' A* c& M7 a: N; R0 a7 gConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts . X& {" D, s% A. ~! D
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
. C( `0 G, `& M7 c( DConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
3 z* b# Q) O+ V. I+ CConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
: @8 D& H2 M& y3 TConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
9 _ I. A, O# S- o$ wConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew + m+ j0 j, e X
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up . L* s( K( F" ~" ?% r* f% _
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- }1 [5 Y7 C4 f! D4 |Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ( Q, ]* a9 D) v) O0 G' A
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 6 Z) G% C2 t! T3 S( M# q/ C& Q& b
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- C; q* N( D2 {Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 B( n6 H# Y# r# QConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
1 Y4 S% q. H% g6 uConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit v* l6 d1 s) ?( M6 H/ T
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
$ P3 I& l( ]5 oConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag & M5 Q7 u0 w/ D, L1 N: F! w( o5 a
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
! ^! `7 f6 s( I- lConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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