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; a, A9 ]! ?( F孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: R4 u; i. B3 T' Z. f
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
, W+ t6 O+ E" G* VConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ( N1 K& F( c# v( z3 p9 v3 N; B
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
2 S1 p% P" w7 G4 V( j' L$ b; ]Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
2 [8 d- |2 S0 A2 t0 h# hConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
: p" ]) ?; E6 C' x5 sConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
* K6 }' ^: `) E' y9 d2 wConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% v0 V# U. O q2 s1 j+ `2 Q* j1 hConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
6 b: L a: c0 z3 A+ b' _: EConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants . l# _ F+ y5 p0 Y H
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
! z; V/ @0 [/ `& s! kConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 0 P5 y+ m- i6 m) ^$ Z. S1 T
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & N5 k6 W9 K7 O
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
' @- e, o9 Z$ c4 b; A: v9 qConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week % W/ V6 X# I: n7 j1 w( d/ n* M
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
* Y; g j# ?" R; NConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
X2 f1 Q) N \: `: lConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 0 L- D" d! U7 @* l2 f
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted . \" a( _8 \ T T3 l
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 4 j& P9 r+ \& f/ x. ]) P$ ?/ H
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level # C Y- m. G4 @% {
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
L! ^+ k; q& V7 v/ R' v4 y$ RConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck $ m# F' k+ T. j. N% L/ w$ x
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
5 W2 A1 S3 I; X/ I1 XConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
" c7 q3 ^) J2 OConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts # [6 L" @$ F. Y+ G
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
, D I. S3 M" W5 V" Q# AConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
t8 `& }! \, A0 kConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean - U2 \+ g- i' P% `3 Q2 E4 l; g
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
7 X$ _, E/ R) ^8 T( Y. OConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
5 w0 L: c: O; aConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab + l8 L3 p* W# t7 V/ T$ O
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
8 l3 A9 [1 A/ S9 k3 \! V' U& ]Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
9 ?5 d* C) w' W& }3 fConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 ~1 c& {) [+ c% Z
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
) Z% z" S! h/ }' aConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
7 E O8 V& H+ G) D! j) F6 JConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
2 s0 ? z- F$ p2 N& vConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 5 Y, ~8 u- s8 E9 H
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ) ?2 ~- b$ R& `% V' _4 h1 o
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
2 Z- Z- _9 `( _ T; oConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
0 c6 u+ X( t. V9 X4 S6 D& V) TConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) i- w' X2 a7 O# e
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * J! x8 x1 o7 h* X/ A5 c( t O5 S; A
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit " M p$ \6 Z2 u2 U! z L, k
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 2 J- B8 t) A9 m' Q
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
& N" f/ V* H1 r* \( X9 w5 LConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth & q+ f- F0 ~$ \. t% E
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
) V) `' t( D3 |Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ( _8 l- h- f5 a! U, Q; D2 L9 |. J
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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