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8 w( ~; D% ~( R7 n' W孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
2 B( \$ x0 [- f, ^( i! {2 [Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone . H! a9 ?+ X( w' K9 o( |3 M
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 2 j4 ]% O1 o1 X6 [8 \/ J) }4 b, J
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
- X' d, V. \1 J+ OConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
! n' [0 w) S9 nConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 L% N2 Q* B7 J" b( z
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
) N8 M8 A% f5 P" Z* i5 fConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
, D* o: x$ q6 L. {) [3 AConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - N5 }5 S2 {5 |6 \: U4 S
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
) Z. u4 o, d/ l! J0 m2 q3 SConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient , U2 R' O5 b1 Q4 O
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
: d, J" Q8 t4 WConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
8 ?$ i F S! ZConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
4 I) b" _$ I+ f$ y9 N, gConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week y6 n( F V; q$ r# ~
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent + O* ], p0 H! e- |. T
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
! |1 N3 N; R; q2 J( A% T5 W7 A$ ?Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 1 s* N* @3 p. v* r0 g
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted : g; D' ]* i* e' q
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
) v( D: @% V5 n. V7 F% a. S% YConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
: Q; F( O/ t0 v; m8 t: VConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
2 y" u, v3 `5 H# `Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
5 m0 O% ]& s& v, P) j6 B* IConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
0 d3 n8 {- ]( u* ^, zConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ W$ C# N8 I& P
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
( w6 r( y5 G1 q& t. s! U( cConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
$ B" G2 p* K( e2 b. s% h2 D4 `' zConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
; D A+ y* Y1 X! Y- }Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
' [* @2 E+ |& m/ _$ N7 R4 y2 A/ kConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
/ d7 R, `' J' |+ g; tConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" w& S9 b/ `% A9 r" DConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
3 s. N* m5 G( J' \0 A" L1 oConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better , X; }4 S1 N9 i7 \
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
* O, U( O9 G7 h6 X4 }Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders : J* ^8 p2 {3 R1 t: k! g) ?, Q' {
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
8 p& P5 k4 M) e1 BConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
- v9 a% `. ~% K# w: oConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
7 |9 q* v) N* R4 | yConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
_, C& }# N( c6 H# JConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
- p# ]: C; V6 }% mConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
& m( w7 `8 G" E0 b! Z1 lConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 2 T) o- `; i2 h- S6 O2 X
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ( v) u8 I- Y: ~
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
# L: |+ A& E) s/ QConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
, G! {: d0 }2 ]0 l7 L2 HConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground " G5 j' a% h# m/ Y: B
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 6 R# q6 K: U. B( {4 S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 9 L7 V# z0 P$ T+ n8 a, B) ^9 \
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
i# G: W7 e& `# \, aConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ( O- @4 z8 ~; X, g
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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