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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
% s% n! j, ^0 R; DConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 2 o7 v; d; D$ ~+ L1 {: R7 S
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk " X. K# I; u) N( W
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' E' T2 q& }, ?6 X4 T
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ! o! C7 U1 f9 N7 |% Q' A
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house : K6 o. |5 D' y8 g5 C# Y B) `1 N
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
" [8 a6 D. `' E' s' h- e0 D% M' _( zConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
" _% c" l0 L- ]* F9 bConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
# w, k1 s( Q. J/ F& Q+ Q0 TConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
) T4 |& G" e* N" _Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 4 U, M4 T L; m
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 4 }" j g ?2 ]0 I: V
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
7 j# u* s0 U. YConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
) c* v5 c' ~9 ]' n5 q# N# uConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent + k1 c7 k, u7 V4 o
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* C# q# j6 C( y& qConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ U& i, c0 p8 Q+ s) h$ p' J; s
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ) Q, B' p( A, b% K! }
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist : p) N& b$ f9 p
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level , h) E% j5 g' h1 C3 |
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
6 g6 O6 n5 A8 x4 G( @Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck / R* o8 q6 v$ P- S3 a- k7 I! O
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot . }9 ]) N+ C, {/ m2 O
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
; H* s( d- x: S5 I6 n% ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 _; @1 g7 ]( C/ s+ w) I" IConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 1 ]# u* | l6 ^2 t! B
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ! q$ N- L! W, g
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 7 }; k% s0 [- `$ @' t& e$ F7 {
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok & i8 p' M& ~0 j
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
4 \4 J6 {# G9 x! N$ I6 eConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ' [* U8 ^ A" b- A7 K
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
& f: Y: R. ^2 ^/ o' E7 _, ` w# vConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
1 ]# b J6 q- W) p3 [3 W% x/ `Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
+ J# f1 ^, K9 L: b+ Y$ C; @3 w1 zConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 6 H$ Q! E9 R ]- ^+ R
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
7 C8 ]' b2 b4 r2 K0 `8 w( G( hConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
3 k6 n3 G- [0 b/ u" [- Y+ KConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
& W/ F8 g9 w( f0 a) X# WConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ) Y$ T9 L' J$ j: J* `. s) k
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 v7 x; F$ S8 p' E' IConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
: h2 X2 T e) O0 D' H: A& ?Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny `* J7 \) a* _% O
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 7 r+ j6 T9 \6 ?7 k% ^2 z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit " ~. H% A' l) J3 b* o% o
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
4 L6 D) }/ q( ?" ^& C& hConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
# E/ P: f9 ?$ q+ ^& a- YConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 0 N7 T, r2 t$ s6 N1 A$ Z
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
" D' H6 n$ T# |6 zConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face * a2 v1 q3 R F! {) Y- ~# W
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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