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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
! v7 \# x1 V A3 O: B* `! m孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗? M2 m2 _/ }$ ]9 `
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
6 O9 x' ^! {3 D2 E+ B* _Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
2 ?$ U4 t9 T9 {, }' Y' JConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 1 ^# N" r2 @* w( `% T
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
$ V# i; P* Y5 z- B6 SConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left . @: M$ _1 v, T, R
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house - U8 H; K! @5 B* x6 Z6 t9 [; q
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night : v9 |: B" L9 b5 w
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it # ]) Q! ~& G" a3 w8 a4 {
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants / {3 a S" Y$ a# ]0 w2 p+ u+ P
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
0 k: R, g( s) N8 a8 f+ Z% kConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ! g8 u! P2 d- R7 k/ d
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 9 t" O$ T E8 x% @! H; ]/ O! v+ \
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
- N1 W3 l& N6 T8 c y" jConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 0 J8 t& f% O5 r
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent / y/ y; r- G8 P7 C# R
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
( }: j: T$ R% H0 _4 P; S( [Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
$ q% O2 q8 w1 d Z; ]% BConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
( B% e2 T7 r0 aConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist , y' ?2 A9 \! B6 g; Z, o
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 2 q3 @" R5 o$ U4 V
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel + ~5 U! l+ v4 Y5 G, }( m
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 6 H5 C5 m! e4 C0 k" [/ \. n$ l0 F* C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot & G1 r9 _3 o1 f1 H) z
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ I3 T# S/ r0 _; _7 K% }
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
9 b7 ^: ]; u9 K5 ]7 sConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
9 j" ^! [/ \8 v1 w6 k9 ^Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
. p) x4 J& j0 T* mConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
# \' r0 w; G6 J4 }8 L; D1 j( C hConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
, J6 v% X4 A4 zConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 9 m" X% ^3 T, G+ y
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
4 m8 ^6 T) s f; ]Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 9 O5 e" W u6 \3 L9 s# K, q7 X: G- q
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 2 a6 J! ]9 {8 @
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
4 n( z1 R2 D; s* h% E6 p/ @Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
3 e J6 T4 R9 b/ E lConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face T) v# V" \/ m
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot & ]7 G5 M; z" u6 o) @; j: j
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ) ?1 z0 G J; H' N' [- ?- v( e
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
0 a- G, u- }7 Y2 cConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 9 @+ T. @/ x- k e% j: ?
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
+ ~; c9 F. _: d5 d6 |) u p2 @( mConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
) L w- N4 j, K! D* L" l) ~Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ! X3 [# g$ o, b- E, y
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit / A# T F" s' U( m3 T5 P
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ( ~2 O9 }/ H+ j2 E. n
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 1 g3 L7 a5 s- G
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
* D1 X. p. R1 ]Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag / S! d! ?- M9 i+ J6 @. H# s5 ]
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 9 l: Q, {( `6 G7 O
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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