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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。# e/ A* E1 f: `5 S
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
5 l4 J7 Z% k6 l, c5 i2 mConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 9 V v: N3 _6 F# [# t. @: }
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 6 q! f; {2 f Q4 b( H
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
* r& g# ^9 X4 _& ~8 VConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
) {4 y: t* g/ q ]1 \ y( H oConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
9 b$ |* {9 r/ a% a+ ` CConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
, u' J8 j- {$ k) r5 SConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
) J+ Y1 t) V( n' ~! r1 R% @: g* hConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 4 t b/ m6 v) c, }2 k( m7 r
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 2 Y3 ^+ `3 |. [" U9 F! e1 ~' x( i
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
$ K( v7 D" Q& P0 [5 p3 {Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
/ I, v" D* x9 i3 S5 kConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
, L) \7 D* s7 Z9 [) s+ ]5 A! W: G( UConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long * S: m! O; t. d/ M* f" A& e' U
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week X' M4 y8 m6 ?4 K
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 6 X1 Q; b. }3 [
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
9 i2 R+ Y3 e$ j4 n) k& ]Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
( C$ ?1 |5 r3 r. X4 M: T9 \4 cConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
8 v& S5 Z8 d" A. Z: U, j7 ~+ b6 o+ S; iConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 9 u) j3 X0 d8 }( Y) h1 x
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 r( h0 r n& y3 e; O6 d& G
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
% A5 U+ e$ \3 k) G9 \, S" CConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
5 X/ z% ^ E! s7 w; Y2 oConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
( K3 n* k, g" D4 w! N+ D/ m1 x* n* g2 WConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 2 O8 m& V2 {$ `# q9 J" f+ a9 m
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
3 B0 y3 I4 z" G: aConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy " _9 V* |& P+ A
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 5 _1 s* k) L% H& i* y# C9 W! b
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
; a1 }, a( O( c( l; A- ZConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 5 }8 |8 W9 K0 Z+ U. c, @
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
5 l' s& [ o/ {( VConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab . Z8 n) v4 B, R3 p k
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 3 o1 m2 c! E9 n# w% S
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts - X% n) w' G5 Z7 |8 m3 S, d
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
( Q5 P$ ~4 Q9 ] XConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
6 ^/ v! n5 k) r+ RConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face , b5 q( n) z3 E9 A' `! U0 r
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
1 k n0 h8 p) z: CConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
f$ k& o5 J% l7 IConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
" u) p& C3 }: B3 [4 XConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 1 ]( \; m5 G! S; V: ?- b4 u: b
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
) l; b4 ?' K I7 u! L0 zConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
2 s P# n: M& I4 o6 ?Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
" o, H6 X/ p9 p. O rConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 7 p' d$ j" y1 K2 C( r$ B2 @
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
8 f% K6 ~: t7 G1 y; d. MConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
6 h; g5 {, V- D5 t8 r1 G/ ZConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth : R0 M, @+ Y" D ~6 n: J
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
+ V& U/ {; u$ @Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
" ~9 C4 s7 D( ^: {7 @9 K5 C6 J% H s! eConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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