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3 Z- u) h9 M4 F# G2 I/ f I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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. S6 \$ E2 e+ V( w- w+ S5 m6 {& A A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!' {; F; b* ]& ?" O* M
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!; x) l4 Y) W6 Y& t+ J: G! m& E# ~$ v% V
N9 r) {3 R8 @7 b) O- {# }% [ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.) y0 h: s) c, j, t/ B: h
$ ]! ^ w, B+ w9 H, h: M3 o4 t2 c s So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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' a, j! X( G ?. [; v Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.6 _+ W) g) e7 f
M. ?$ s# r" E! u( h+ `& W Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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% u1 j8 V, p6 e* Y# k. ^2 y "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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. i# z% U6 X- M0 E$ p+ U; B "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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( Z; Y: K* F7 q3 a# ^1 S What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?+ ^6 [8 ]' v4 l2 ]
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?") w. ~( a! w9 e( B. [
# V1 q6 U9 {6 [3 J- y What? Cemetery? What a place is that?6 P, [# s& y. W1 j
3 B% c" x4 ~4 C0 a) L* @, b "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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X0 f& A3 X! U- p' @' T7 Z4 d$ x$ h# Q& e What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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5 d" M& ]2 |/ p8 l On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."" E% s# a" R9 ]
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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# k+ i% g7 }; e( X0 Q# Y/ f "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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