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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!7 D3 b; v/ E: D& Q
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.7 Z6 U f% P! a$ B( ~9 e
( J3 W0 ?! @- C1 ^1 C So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.* p* q) u6 r0 @0 l" C+ f2 ^9 W/ h) X
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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; O8 ?' Z2 O0 J0 { "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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: T4 z. A; H9 G "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?& }& \! Z) E8 n4 G5 D2 X
% N2 f+ f" v& \8 d8 J0 p# P" B "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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% S7 J k! U- X3 ~2 f$ Y2 f# W! u What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."% n: W; |' O) s! g4 Q
0 }% i% r6 Q; l g What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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+ [8 W7 l a9 n4 O/ L, W On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."3 F% T4 P' n) ~6 k" [! c+ j
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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