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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!* m9 @, J, ^* ]7 d2 u
+ Q( Q ?: i# Y$ B1 X i A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!/ ]9 G" A6 O/ e p9 m. d9 ?
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!3 l4 s9 J0 r$ f) M
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea., o/ K' k1 H" P2 s* r& D
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.! U4 P; B! W! Z. ~
8 }: D" i a. x* W) B4 T6 e: o; q Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."3 C { N7 x5 ?- Y6 z: E6 \
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.: k/ }2 ^& l' L9 d* u- K" R2 F
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?$ y% E3 O6 |. l3 O" Y
" W- t- t: Y% }6 v "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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! U, T3 l! z- H) | On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."; `* S6 _) A! P, Q+ d
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."( @5 b% T0 C! B
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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