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, g, r- U3 L; n I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ b- X8 @- @8 |* r
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!! \/ }7 N- `" J; ^. `$ { G
8 |" w# Y" T$ [ K2 a3 x# w I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.2 Z# o& l5 C) p
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' T1 O2 H( y- K3 J5 Q
* L4 o' ~" Y7 p2 ]. E1 q Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?") z7 I( a$ j) J7 p9 A1 [
, J4 B! j% p6 b" d% O4 @ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought., }* k- y% @ h' I H X1 U
" h O% l' f% H3 V Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.9 ?) K$ @ {/ Y% v4 V
! n1 y" R: u3 _6 N "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."' A- n2 L4 b* o4 c' }
3 d: |$ i) s Y) y1 H7 W "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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0 Z. O; j3 W$ R: G+ d- A. g What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?& m" D9 _! b" r
+ i* \* Z7 l8 R. `9 q0 `% K "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"! S% F( O+ _8 K6 O
( s5 q# \' l' G; H- S What? Cemetery? What a place is that?, L, c/ t( Z! ^7 Q3 T
( r% [7 y! s x- I "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.", D/ d& B9 Q; b( X" j! z+ k
* G& R6 X& x% n/ F4 d) e8 m Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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