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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!3 [* ~" d: {' M2 y! \8 x
3 j" F' l5 H+ F% g' q; l" U: d A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!, n6 a( Z9 \' a1 U3 y8 G7 M9 C
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!: p7 z& v2 P6 j) K! M9 @
' c! N8 m+ H/ S% s A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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0 T& R4 M6 o* h7 z9 {( ~ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"2 R. N. k9 G, V$ ], Q
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.# O( D2 M$ v5 n. D- [% z
( e3 R* |# ^1 |& K0 D4 _ Z* ~ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.* s8 Q! p5 A! c0 M, w. l7 r2 N
5 K% K1 c. w; e" H5 I: c; u; `' p2 b "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.": a2 B) Y: Q% J4 R
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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/ W @% Z& F/ t3 y, o/ I What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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3 S8 K0 c0 E+ m" _; l' Y( j: x "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"/ e, V' y* n! M; p5 H8 x
$ I! d8 n* Y5 h2 V6 | What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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& _- W4 [. r* s& H% a' X1 ], Z "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.") L+ Z2 d* B9 l8 L& t
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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9 D: f2 w6 f+ j3 { Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.", C5 N1 I/ P. a3 n
% ]; p# a o$ r: Z "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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