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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * j1 [0 x0 d( h3 ]
性本善:Sex is good.
) ~  y4 ~. F/ ^& v! X# W性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. * n2 \- j" z& `% x9 R3 B( Z
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 W% ]3 x& I# e2 f苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
" j/ Z: e6 e4 B. @  g! A. |, Y" q性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it + |5 H- i% q) y" Q" k3 `
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   }4 R  {& a: `. J$ W
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng $ |6 |3 G# R: |- [
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 5 ]+ B' w) k- H) X

, f1 d. R! S  _1 I子不学:If you don't study hard,
- H, D9 g# H' f# S! e断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 ^5 r- o! p- L6 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 i% s+ x' b' U8 k( v% s; x; G8 B. G
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine   m( W% V. I% T7 a( r$ x: }: k: K
教五子 All his five son took it 5 P5 n: z2 D) V$ l& Y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 S1 }1 a/ |+ [+ @2 r
父之过 It is all your fault.
. t* u5 p. G- N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ O0 k4 c$ l& f1 P8 U7 _6 H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : G: D, h4 Y( u9 S8 [1 {6 g( U8 g/ Z

) T9 O8 I" X  a3 }  H1 d子不学 You may refuse to study this
. t3 w9 R) a5 }) M! M. L非所宜 but that is a real mistake . r: c' U7 X$ d( _) E! y  l
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; p+ h& D+ ^, R4 k1 {0 {$ J5 \% o# Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   A0 |: C* D- z; ^

& B+ d% K0 i8 {' f玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# J- s/ [2 l5 {不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + d+ o' Y; A* i2 ^% J3 J
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' H2 F. ~5 \9 z0 B0 i+ g5 Q: _不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
( r% E$ Q) A% ^" L* iFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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