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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
$ A) \" f/ \1 O$ R3 @% [性本善:Sex is good. 7 h$ s6 G5 G6 _
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 a) m7 x% U$ t+ f# b( a习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 Y, X; S- L* T
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. # G/ V- p/ d& H
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 K  F( v' @* _, o. Q. j/ i

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9 v" A' S" l5 ?) n* y- \2 J- @6 ~教之道:The way of learning it
( ?5 k0 x+ T6 R$ }贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 1 P( B, _# N5 i. P5 u- F- U
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / i1 X' ?7 u3 @8 Z% U4 Q
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 ]  H# N- G# m+ {8 }5 F& e3 y5 I
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.   \) F/ N5 y) F9 J- k( }3 }# P

* \8 i$ G. J, F" w4 O- n4 p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 T0 O9 Z& X) E* U
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine / }8 @- m1 l9 P. z$ X
教五子 All his five son took it
6 q8 n+ q( R; l7 t4 `* R名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( E! A( P9 V( c# @6 c# K
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! A# [5 W6 ^! o# ^! u" g" F
父之过 It is all your fault.
  M# F2 K& z& q, [0 n; s教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, . P: b/ N" ^. J' A3 X* D. o
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . s6 ~% F" {9 ]7 D
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 w- a1 O! F" |4 {5 ]1 X" o8 ^
非所宜 but that is a real mistake , H; M5 ~  B# \9 t. R
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ Z: y5 R+ |8 d* S0 @7 s5 C3 x8 b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 G( R6 A2 E& z1 O5 {/ U. R5 X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  M+ T' l" f3 K5 R/ @  l不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 a- d" {- X+ j( ?; b" O% G
人不学 If you don't learn sex, " @# g. O' D# P. W5 a  Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!/ k+ c+ v$ N2 F' R
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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