爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
3 r6 U" y0 x# W" y性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 c% r) Z+ I' T2 N; [$ z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
6 F! }# e; V  [  W2 G3 r7 }苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
8 x4 y3 v, S) q) `, p性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
4 ~; P; J3 ~4 G# k0 [贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! g( L; O$ m1 ?! _择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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. {2 e7 M& G* a9 f6 y0 \" S# L6 x3 H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* J$ C9 ~* I7 p8 R. s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) |* }. G7 l& Z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: A+ P# e' ]% f6 {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

; {2 |1 I% |5 v: [  K' i子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 ?( l. d2 D: |- I/ o) H老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

8 g4 i& y8 c) }5 t4 ~+ R3 ~' V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  H: A; m  o; H2 \9 c4 t8 y5 `! g1 Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" w! E7 V2 n- D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- Q; @+ d5 v0 p; w9 t不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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