酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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# M: a7 i1 z3 W$ ]* u3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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& r9 P: R$ j1 {6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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* Z8 \* Y4 q8 z0 {  L5 W" Y7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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  p& ]/ h5 m( U) n" z6 c8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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4 t1 ^( \/ k! }) r& |% x3 }11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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9 [% }) h5 r$ |5 m9 s. @* x13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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& m5 d$ E  F% ^! M' V& D# x" p; z9 w14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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' F. W7 j3 m5 B8 Q( _9 ?+ J) H5 c17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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# a4 k8 f* @* s0 Y, s) m4 B18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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0 X0 Z3 ^7 o" ?* j% S5 s24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.