酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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" g" [% e3 s9 e' U* o, T+ ~# z2 V4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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  y7 }  I4 B2 h; u* V, X' ?7 G. K5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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. \0 P' l0 q& x( r- a3 G$ @* L8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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8 C3 T  z  `' A( b% |9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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/ ^$ A3 Z2 S% ^' ?9 Y11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


( {" n# {) S/ w! ]( V* D12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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- g5 u1 ^' i* I; Q* C5 a, E  A2 x17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


4 K# B4 d2 {9 M( X18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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: [! c6 s6 U: i! ^3 Y4 G; V19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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% Z4 Q9 ~6 d+ u+ t21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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# ?7 `( `, n' i" G5 b22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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( l/ `+ t! U& b23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


) P/ N: P* w% k) h' _& ^5 D24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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) I( ^: ^6 R1 k  J" f2 V25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.