酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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: ~5 @5 _7 L8 Z; g6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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2 k  T) `4 K( ~( I& e1 _1 e; O7 w10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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; r7 y  A3 O9 a) X+ o14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


0 ]2 O. {- {' d2 H0 x6 c15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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  \# {' Y. Y" ^18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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1 c, L* |+ E* F' \24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.