酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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3 H4 n1 D# h" F0 f& E* ?2 c1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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0 O# ?  z& e1 B/ t( Q+ w+ u5 L3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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, H" i7 c- Q& y4 y6 f4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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" y1 g- A7 l# M# b2 D+ q* f" V8 f7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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# S3 [  A1 |: A( E) R3 ]& |. I8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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" m( J  S/ s) c11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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# q9 K' |# k1 B& Q1 L12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


( ~" l5 J8 e2 d13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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: w7 b  y! R# T  ?' u8 J18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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$ Y! W+ @1 }. P) i" ^19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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/ S- k' x2 E$ ~21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


' C) z3 o" U: r" Q22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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: l" t/ n& n7 ?  q* T24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


, k+ `6 H% Z' N2 n25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.