酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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7 |3 d2 X+ @% U5 R1 j2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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  L- I% F1 D+ @3 n2 j7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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9 z& W9 T  l( P  m* V4 L11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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. Q' {4 B" @5 s% K0 k13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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; C7 e; r6 G" I  N& A- A14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


6 h; Z. X  F$ D( i; c/ M1 u15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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7 D5 l  \! \  q) Y4 o" z/ d1 S16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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8 V8 a' M( I, E% O7 [% h. N1 U17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


8 {% f0 H* c! u8 k' {7 c# U18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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8 n0 ], E) C% e! N& H19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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; e4 U9 `8 m4 N! Q$ ?2 k6 i  B1 `24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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; y! S* E9 R) |0 \; R3 d25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.