酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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# \4 C+ _$ a4 b7 |  J5 _4 ]# Q1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


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1 Q: }" H# `( e# E. x4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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6 ]; g' g# a' `$ V9 ]5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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2 w) \+ l# {3 @! X6 |: Z7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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- v% W" K5 {) s8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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5 g& T& l% h+ A. d! i4 c9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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( \8 J) m0 _, D10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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. v! A$ S3 g4 Y9 y  ^( r& N/ I11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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7 Z3 \, t7 {3 e2 e! R, x% Q5 r* M  u( a14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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/ ~" r, a/ z7 \+ M% e( l15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


4 B; C4 T! Y- s! [" ?5 B4 U19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.