酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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7 m, v& `' \& W) j1 y  X' k5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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0 D, X$ w- B6 Y, j# ^4 A7 V10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


, \0 ~1 ?. F$ k3 h! g) E! X11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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, Z" F& R0 A$ a+ @0 `/ N13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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+ y0 R7 P' H  W7 y9 [+ G# `9 y15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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2 E6 ^* Q2 v6 M; e16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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* ?9 Q9 i. P) d0 @4 r18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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1 ?& W2 x# o. [( b25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.