请教英语

kazaa

我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:
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  r. F/ l9 @. R- Q          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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- q/ `+ [! O6 }5 f- j" R          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

$ x+ ?* _& j2 K! l  o, l          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.



谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

, H+ d; D) R' M“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

& u! Y* _. O/ P2 }“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

2 y8 ?  s" H% a; u“Would Jesus park like this?”
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7 x7 t, t( Z# q  }* a4 i“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

0 j0 e2 I5 l' \“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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! Q5 C$ Y1 x) f; [! I这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
) n# N7 t+ G* S4 GGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
/ m8 R* G/ b* l6 h- n) bGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

5 A$ p0 x/ u7 ]; h6 P女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!