请教英语

kazaa

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; P5 E. U8 C' Z/ ^/ h: h! W3 V7 c我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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# y3 z. d$ `8 d8 d5 c1 C8 z% @0 {我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

" v9 i9 {. E: {+ Y; D! }- ~          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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  p1 d! g1 t. ~( v4 W  s          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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# e& U: Q- J( s/ @谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

0 x% P  v1 E: v1 S9 V2 l7 S. u- D- M“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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5 m" Y# {6 K$ I. Y“Would Jesus park like this?”
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0 `# w+ e# s" y6 Z; H+ b2 O“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris d ...

8 G# v; K( @/ l! l9 u/ p7 |我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

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这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
; A, Z# _0 O2 n, a) m* e4 [1 y8 @' I我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!