美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

( w2 @; \, i; J3 A* H/ s对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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& u& X% W4 x* z$ |3 H记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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6 p; f0 T- W" n& tTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

) {5 @+ m9 N0 o  x" m时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

# m/ K2 \2 i, K/ S0 ]8 E% eAll men are animals, some just make better pets.
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, {# d4 D) Z9 L$ `1 D( H6 |. T男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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% O$ O$ X+ z" |8 [' i2 qIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。