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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1 b! i. E4 y0 [* ~; l: f; _) [Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
) k# P& ]+ J( H8 G4 \Snape: Who is it?
8 X4 q2 l+ {) K. p+ jVoldemort: You-know-who! 9 g8 t9 B# L* \  b* t
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
1 L7 Q- d( A+ o4 gVoldemort: You-know-who!
8 p% m2 i9 P/ WSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
0 d( H* o& D4 w# _Voldemort: The dark Lord!
6 z# h; N; {! `Snape: Sauron???
+ u! D4 E9 i9 T/ L/ k" n! w% VVoldemort: The other one...
& k- ~- Z, z! Z+ l4 B9 M& uSnape: Darth Vader??? ! `% C* Q! a8 u  W& k( i# N1 }
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
8 s7 m" k, t4 m! k+ z2 i- e, k& k. L( |1 A1 `Snape: Hermione???? , f% C9 i  O$ s" Q& h( h7 Z

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/ b+ W' P3 [" S; }- a  a9 ?Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
4 r  f- _" ~3 _" V: B+ HSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 5 ~& \  F  C; Z8 t2 P
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
. d1 O1 R+ N% U: P4 j" k/ TSnape: So Harry is my brother?
: }# |* E7 Y, V+ B; {Voldemort: Your twin brother! ! l/ Z6 a6 X% P/ R
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! % {. k+ @& }* ~4 z8 i' n/ v
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! " p1 ^- _( Q4 [5 @" z8 G& l4 y8 }
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? # ^% O: B9 a% r
Harry: Your cauldron.
+ n: [7 [# Q8 n5 h4 bSeverus: What's a cauldron?
, G7 F1 w5 ~# L" d* yHarry: Dunno. 5 m: b3 b5 J" M& U( v7 {1 ~
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
( a, ^+ [4 A+ n  b  y' xHarry: Yeah. 8 O, C9 K- \4 y4 m& G$ i$ M; B
Severus: You first.
' d  D4 h8 c& y7 |Harry: It's delicious. " q1 d, h! U" {7 R
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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