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9 v( ]( D6 P; }3 ?8 V$ j iSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. - v" e/ G- L! ~) p
Snape: Who is it? ( |2 ]5 S' h( a& i6 K3 Q% `
Voldemort: You-know-who! 8 \8 \: O$ ]7 P
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 8 T" D V5 C+ u: E2 J
Voldemort: You-know-who!
4 R+ m7 r4 N6 JSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
% A* [( H! O, l1 {1 Z; j" L6 \Voldemort: The dark Lord! : Y+ H8 K3 H0 {# u7 @$ m
Snape: Sauron??? ; Y& p2 @# J' V1 T( q8 P
Voldemort: The other one... & ~; A$ U+ I8 t# ?$ u) N
Snape: Darth Vader??? : S! L5 a2 L# n
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
6 @% j5 p* ^, `$ h6 v% C# x* wSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
! B$ E# a1 h. s- fSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
; t; M; x( T0 i% ]- G1 nVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
- D2 g/ h) X9 z! b, i2 Y. q5 Q9 rSnape: So Harry is my brother? + A, j& T! @, i% V9 } x
Voldemort: Your twin brother! c) S9 y- v4 `# r/ ~: j( x% V3 p
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ' s/ \9 B2 ]4 s; E3 ~
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ; \1 \. c8 |/ ~6 X, o
Snape: Okay, no problem!' M4 J6 e- x, m$ H: p& Y
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Severus: What's that?
' z9 [# Y4 S9 w4 I) P" UHarry: Your cauldron.
$ r3 r8 h+ b4 d( L6 Q. G) XSeverus: What's a cauldron?
: [0 D( W. M1 W4 g' h- r6 `Harry: Dunno.
: p5 d9 c( `6 B1 x* u t0 MSeverus: Looks like something to eat. : c! W; J2 N! Q8 I; _7 t8 u2 u6 b
Harry: Yeah. ) x0 O+ u( \. e% f
Severus: You first.
8 l1 V; ] F% n, U% LHarry: It's delicious. 7 Q, A i D( E( n
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!$ r4 x3 U* H/ N) h" U2 c
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