恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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' A0 W+ i/ D$ vSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
, o# W) ^  r1 {# ]- c8 c  uSnape: Who is it?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
/ I( X. U6 k. v6 k8 t0 nVoldemort: You-know-who!
, y: l( y0 r' E* ?! S# I$ M8 TSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
/ z+ Q$ o) a; h6 c4 V- k, U' v+ uSnape: Sauron???
+ F/ e* M: u  xVoldemort: The other one...
4 S6 y4 [/ I2 r7 U. }3 j* dSnape: Darth Vader???
  m, e% E  a" u1 \% g  BVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
1 r; ~) z0 [+ _. g( Y( ]Snape: Hermione????

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
4 m$ x# |8 G2 ]( }( e7 ~+ y* f3 v' T) mSnape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
: V" e4 V) L% [9 }' i; a  \/ }6 J0 lVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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! }& G8 \% h) z! dSeverus: What's that?
, }. g7 d8 c# ]+ H- }Harry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
- e2 h# Q9 }* BHarry: Dunno.
1 u' D2 ?1 S' ~4 m" OSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
/ f0 f, W: T9 Z/ @Harry: Yeah.
6 P' R& l3 H5 M, m: _) L- hSeverus: You first.
/ G  u# G+ P1 O; a; V# m# PHarry: It's delicious.
$ A; b; J" b* bSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!

JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。