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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 b; ]2 @ w) J! B6 Z
Snape: Who is it?
& Y: @8 l0 r3 d/ u* ]Voldemort: You-know-who! ' H; |! `% s3 @$ h7 O I
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" X1 E2 H8 u" OVoldemort: You-know-who!
( ^( U! r) E4 M# @. VSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, h. c0 H4 O: d8 U% B7 [Voldemort: The dark Lord! , R, \8 X4 Y$ V" h3 z
Snape: Sauron???
/ c+ m5 }1 ^5 c* NVoldemort: The other one... 7 r, c2 q* U% U+ E m7 d7 } O
Snape: Darth Vader???
w6 E) @% E0 a5 ~Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 2 c7 Y+ p. W0 E) ^9 _; ^
Snape: Hermione???? }0 s8 R6 i6 L' c
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2 W3 j% t$ j( O4 a+ E) K% WVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
& t0 K% x! t: E, }) x) rSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
3 x, j o) i$ Y/ O% L2 iVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
& L' Z: P8 s5 G/ nSnape: So Harry is my brother?
% s- {, F" H( T8 ]" JVoldemort: Your twin brother!
$ ?" d- o" r: T, Q3 H5 q( |Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! " @' I+ {) W0 ^& v
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! $ r' V. G" s8 K8 R- L- c
Snape: Okay, no problem!9 I7 {' Y; _9 g: P: f& \
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Severus: What's that? * `- W/ T. R+ K, T3 m
Harry: Your cauldron. + S% W# l' s9 b% Z, @/ {7 B' d
Severus: What's a cauldron?
$ e6 h$ |5 G2 t0 Y2 r5 FHarry: Dunno.
% Y% b8 t4 |3 \Severus: Looks like something to eat. - {* _% @7 W) o. O
Harry: Yeah. : y# Z3 [0 G1 { f6 A
Severus: You first.
$ U4 h- a* W) s7 I" O9 `- U+ DHarry: It's delicious.
2 ?6 v' q& d7 u3 L1 n7 L6 z0 ?Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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