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% r. p/ G- s9 sSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. K- `8 q8 {* V5 o; B
Snape: Who is it? 0 E5 l2 e( o* s6 P% c/ o9 V$ j
Voldemort: You-know-who! # V. N; K) D) t/ k5 P
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
2 L! R7 T$ r) u2 oVoldemort: You-know-who! ; T j6 Q& Q# X ?
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, @1 V' K1 J; S2 B, NVoldemort: The dark Lord! 9 a1 h2 o' w9 z! q
Snape: Sauron??? 6 o0 y D5 J, Q( W8 K( j4 d5 f
Voldemort: The other one...
! E1 n9 ^% G; p4 U1 U& Y% ], QSnape: Darth Vader???
9 s; Z+ \; O X1 O9 q1 r- s. i6 WVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
; o& d5 I: b/ u T3 j2 a7 U2 QSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! # e7 M! v5 `+ h2 S" H
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
+ A v! V( r1 s/ m9 uVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # _( w: R7 i. i! Z
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ' `% f8 `, `! H- p, d# x* X
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
+ U, |& b0 B; kSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
( N% M) X2 h8 i* ^Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ' X; e7 h1 M) X- X) d( N0 {9 ^
Snape: Okay, no problem!" z; y- v1 k# I, T, i+ D. q
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# w# z3 D( Z7 S2 x: N2 V( V" dSeverus: What's that?
$ K. }) C% ~4 fHarry: Your cauldron.
3 U* A5 Q2 o7 OSeverus: What's a cauldron?
& |0 h" c+ F1 {9 M: J9 R6 JHarry: Dunno.
7 m2 O) T% n0 V. i' K5 n* j/ ESeverus: Looks like something to eat. 6 w" R+ r0 b& b" D
Harry: Yeah. 2 j$ R% \1 n" r8 ]8 E$ z4 }
Severus: You first. 7 D9 K; I$ Q2 w! `! x
Harry: It's delicious.
: A) s$ ^) J% H8 cSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!2 Y/ m3 n! y% _% k" X
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