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, {4 I [! @( ~, `" y- d; N5 MSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
! y3 v1 f, \; P5 i0 uSnape: Who is it? ! H) q4 `9 r2 D. |% y& b5 O
Voldemort: You-know-who! ' r% \6 y7 X* ]
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
; [4 H; R0 x2 X# T* oVoldemort: You-know-who! * y a- e6 p: Z) o1 e) D% d! g
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
. X, `: {( V+ x4 W& h$ A. XVoldemort: The dark Lord! 7 {! y; X* |# E% a0 i( d& K
Snape: Sauron???
! q8 P: `7 E# h! _' [Voldemort: The other one...
: N0 [& G3 o: {( GSnape: Darth Vader???
- B7 X# P/ {& M( Y+ ]8 G5 ~. eVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
5 @: Q! p. [, f# Y/ z- K. ?Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
0 |9 K( |5 z) g! O" ?Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
0 x% r( T1 X; m. z. OVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
5 U6 F0 {: n. h, W, `Snape: So Harry is my brother?
% @9 R C/ ]$ { A# h2 {Voldemort: Your twin brother!
% x9 V1 Z- ^+ q) @ s" A3 ]Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
6 S* D- q% ?! W8 @7 q% J$ lVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
- n: }2 u* t9 ?. a# N2 r5 DSnape: Okay, no problem!* T9 N, f: A5 Z
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Severus: What's that? 7 Q7 w: D4 x$ w5 W
Harry: Your cauldron. ( n2 F) Q! \2 R$ w+ g. Y
Severus: What's a cauldron? . k# |* q* j& p/ o1 M0 u3 D( h
Harry: Dunno.
# R a R& [8 n% {' XSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
" U. k2 b6 D( \* P5 Y4 V& \Harry: Yeah. # R5 w3 c L Z) a8 D3 }2 N
Severus: You first. & M" s( e! B2 S7 v6 n0 z
Harry: It's delicious.
9 A) y1 P) C( K* PSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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