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2 v5 h% e1 b& [% c2 SSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
* c* w: m& Z" dSnape: Who is it? 2 }* e8 W' A& z: m" d+ t
Voldemort: You-know-who!
. A. L+ U% W/ v$ P% G% d0 q4 l& FSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 0 J V! v/ ~$ o) r* a, _
Voldemort: You-know-who! , n0 A$ U, V# E
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 1 P( L" i, w8 H" i& E5 Z- N$ t
Voldemort: The dark Lord! % D4 l+ a, x) r# ~+ Q2 p
Snape: Sauron??? ! G/ w2 A* r4 @ K6 S: N& x* ^
Voldemort: The other one...
: S0 v6 o3 B$ F/ S4 ^Snape: Darth Vader??? 1 x3 {' t3 @0 b8 e
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! / ?4 D$ k8 r+ J
Snape: Hermione???? " k+ r# P/ B% J$ {' v3 m& v& Z3 L
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/ H* I T2 U- ?* ^Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! $ U9 ~; e5 K% }5 ~( o9 T
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! % D4 C+ ?, d0 G. G7 i9 T3 ^1 e! E
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! & o9 N: {: P7 I1 F' o) d
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 5 e i4 t# Z( j* W8 G+ ^
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
4 u+ f3 y/ Q8 h4 f* U, \9 wSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ; r7 l. R' s2 f7 |0 H Y
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ' c& Z( S$ V% k/ |5 |5 {( W
Snape: Okay, no problem!7 |1 g+ c. e+ p& ~2 L* x4 `' l
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Severus: What's that? & Q% C9 Y0 J7 I7 @8 z6 P
Harry: Your cauldron. ! Y3 J9 P# [* `8 P" X& Q7 ]) W/ y
Severus: What's a cauldron?
7 @ w4 N* z1 q( z) U% D( QHarry: Dunno. 3 b6 {" F7 S) Y3 y# M0 e. |
Severus: Looks like something to eat. + R% Q# }& E& Y0 K4 u
Harry: Yeah.
1 d: o- x( ~. `1 Z; ^! V4 vSeverus: You first.
9 E" W# E: c8 D7 YHarry: It's delicious. 8 e! M! q9 G4 s* P" x
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!7 }( i/ p) E" A. i9 n8 f7 T V
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