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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?5 f. v8 o. x: g. E5 B/ [( ]2 ^1 ^0 y
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.' ^, B9 O9 e6 A4 o7 p
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) p/ s9 ?7 ~8 K8 h+ XQ:中国人吃狗吗?
* w$ W5 Q! n4 U2 r. y0 ZA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。. f+ J8 d- J/ [/ t4 F
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?+ h( X/ a. v w2 }
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
! o5 p. E0 z- c8 OA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。7 B% q, C2 O6 [+ X4 s U
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?- J% p& B! r$ j+ H& S
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
" {3 |& v x8 E9 {( Z' _注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族! ~; U x+ i# q8 h& Y7 U
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
- y2 R/ j4 y: PA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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3 e5 n+ U/ o; r3 O6 gQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
% |8 [( Z: N5 T) T" e6 |* G# R8 MA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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5 V' F& F9 F4 T8 t- x2 \# AQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?1 r$ O+ K% i5 P: T. a9 T+ r
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?) E6 n% m: P! w. ]' j% w5 ]; x( f8 p
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in." N3 ]3 B" [/ Z! R: K0 X0 l! \) ]# S
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?+ y" p$ ~: c' Z
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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) R# ~6 {; m1 Z0 HQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?) C9 h9 C0 {9 H3 Z- s0 v4 D& e9 O
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.* M; l/ E; R- h' B& R
, X$ i8 t2 o7 g3 i: I* h2 e: A) XQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?# n0 q$ }# R( s
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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% n6 h8 W$ t- v& \; e2 a2 R5 a不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的* t- B& T! F0 S3 J
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