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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
% C- G- F% @! KA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys./ T% E: u$ i6 F1 ?" d
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
9 E/ l" K0 G/ Q& v" t7 u/ iA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。0 }8 A# j1 L. u: Z) r( [
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
, a1 B* J) w" B/ G# oA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?) k0 Q6 S) B l1 n* W1 p
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。/ K' w% d4 e2 s2 c; u0 H
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
, ~6 r; X% F- W( I1 g) _# HA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.; L# O1 B% g+ {
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?7 e9 A3 w+ z+ Q* i: Y$ K
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。" m- f3 b, o' h% ~( ?7 A d
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9 Z% k. ]4 Z. w8 r( SQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?1 J7 S& M0 `! Y# S
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.2 e; m* W& K4 Y8 f5 A
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊? c* @, k5 r) g6 R I* q7 Q4 x, j
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
7 f' U1 D2 A1 a: L" AA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.+ H# ~- Q g3 z2 t% s- r
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?' H J- X- G- M& w1 p
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。( B8 j: v2 B0 q: u
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, Y8 d7 s4 ^9 K6 g7 J6 g# G. SQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?, Y {# R6 I, C4 a
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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( B$ x( W: h" [8 oQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?; q1 E, ^$ r D- n$ }
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。* H# v" D5 m3 f: _- S: }4 U* N
4 P" h$ q) s: }- V* {" Q8 r% T9 I不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的0 ^: P1 ]1 u9 ^+ ^
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