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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
0 Z7 f; O* i" A! Z: a* aA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.4 p% g, Y ]# ~2 D' H5 \
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1 Z4 a% ]' ^$ G) `Q:中国人吃狗吗?, n0 r3 ]$ j& r
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
$ s6 [5 u! I( A/ ^7 ?9 ?; XA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.9 K0 H- e: e, ^# L. n, a2 S& F
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& x. i P1 a( i: f& lQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
, t! x, z7 a6 A1 TA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。: J! ^. B7 S, I- h7 ]
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?* T6 `& i4 g. M! y
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.) j1 [; i; w9 o: p: j' e: o
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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! k$ l$ Y5 k, P, o( ^, w8 uQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?, u& S4 e6 N. q; V
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。3 i( I: ~$ D9 b3 z I6 R
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" Z3 x, x! l. |( K# \! `* uQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?; x2 \# U/ k" g# F
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?! C! \3 R1 ] n) ?5 ?3 P( f0 c
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。5 d; K% e- h& v
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3 ]% F" i* S9 i* \' v1 pQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
& `8 n ?# q, \/ x( {A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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8 k. A6 ~" o; ~; f8 s2 uQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
2 u+ W) _+ H5 L% Y( n: q1 g" NA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?/ G& K' R' w$ x F
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.% n$ H* Q4 N! a6 N' }4 | g( R# e
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
- D1 L/ p' M* }: ~4 IA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。/ ?( F; ^. h7 }% C& S& f- o
9 N, ]1 b! @ T' L7 m# x$ Y不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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